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KIRBY:
Lately, I've been feeling pretty lost

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on where I'm supposed to be in life.

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I've had so many things going on,

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and my head just hasn't been
in the right place.

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So, after pulling some strings,

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I've managed to get a meeting
with the council.

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Coordinating a meeting with the council

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is a really big deal.

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They're here.

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[soft dramatic music]

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They're all on different schedules

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with really busy lives,

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so when you can get all three
of my older sisters

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in the same place at the same time,

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that's quite the feat.

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I think it's gonna be worth it.

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♪ ♪

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[rings]

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Hello, sisters.

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I hope you're well.

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Because I'm not.

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I've summoned you here today
to discuss my place in this family.

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Been feeling kind of stinky lately

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and I don't know if you can tell
by my mannerisms,

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but, like--
- How do you say "mannu-risms"?

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- "Mannu-risms"?

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KOURTNEY: Mannerisms.
[Khloé guffaws]

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How do you say it?
- [mutters] Mannerisms.

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- "Manna-risms."
KHLOÉ: I said "mannu-risms."

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[laughter]

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KIRBY: The council
is a very complicated beast

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that can be difficult to wrangle.

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But I have my ways.

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[ringing]

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Anyways, I was just hoping
for, like, some advice.

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Maybe some wisdom.

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KOURTNEY: Okay,
so we're throwing Mom a party.

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- Okay.

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KOURTNEY: It's like a once-in-a-lifetime
epic, epic party.

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- Cool, is that something
I can help out with?

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- Yeah.

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- Okay, yeah, awesome.

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That would actually be great.

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I--I won't let you down.

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I've got, like, a ton of cool ideas
already.

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I'm so happy that my sisters

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are letting me help plan Mom's party
with them.

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It's the exact thing I need right now
to help me focus.

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Plus, it's just a really cool thing to do
for Mom.

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- My mom does so much for us,
so this is our chance

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to go over the top
and throw her a surprise for her birthday.

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KIRBY: After meeting with the council,

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I decided to immediately get to work

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on planning Mom's party.

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To throw Mom the best party ever,

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I need to really know who she is.

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So research is obviously a crucial part
of my process.

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I don't wanna brag, but I'm high-key
the best detective in my family.

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"Persians."
[bleep] yeah.

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I'm gonna crush this.

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I've been living with my mom
for the past 24 years,

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and she's still a mystery to me.

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I have to really understand the person
I'm trying to celebrate.

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So in order to throw her
the best party ever,

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I'm gonna leave no stone unturned.

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[line trilling]

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Hey, Ray.

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- [groans]

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God, come on, how'd you get my number?

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KIRBY: Question for you.

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What kind of floral arrangements
is my mom into?

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- How would I know that?

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- I was thinking something kind of sweet
but not romantic.

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RAY: What?
- Do you think roses are, like,

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too sexy for my mom?
- Kirby.

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- 'Cause typically roses...
- Kirby.

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- Are like a Valentine's Day thing...
RAY: Kirby!

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- That's like...sexual.

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- I'm not friends with your mom.

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- But you guys are neighbors.

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- Yeah, that doesn't mean I know her.

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- Well--
- I saw her once.

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She was taking out the garbage.
I went like that.

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That's all.
I was being polite.

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- Does she like baby's breath?

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- Stop calling this number.

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- Also, everyone's
kind of like chipping in

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so if you can, like, Venmo me just like,

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I don't know, 40 bucks.

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- Yeah, okay, I'm calling the police.

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- Hello?

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[disconnected beeping]

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He hung up.

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KIM: Hi, how are you?
KIRBY: I'm good.

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Doing well.
KHLOÉ: This is, like, so official.

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- Today, I'm showing my sisters
what I've been planning.

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I'm excited to present all my ideas

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and show them what I've been working on.

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It's a lot of pressure.

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Here you go.
But I know it'll be worth it.

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KHLOÉ: My mom has thrown us
the most elaborate,

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great parties our entire life.

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- Let's get your party groove on, kids.

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[people cheering, chattering]

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KHLOÉ: We can't do this half-assed.

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We have to do this really strong.

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We need to come correct
or don't come at all.

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KIRBY: All right, guys, thank you so much
for meeting with me.

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I've thought about everything,
from the theme of the party

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to the parking situation

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to the bathrooms.

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- I love your bathrooms.
They have everything.

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- Yeah, I'm a bathroom freak.

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Sinks, toilets, paper towels.

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- They need hair spray, a comb, a this,
they need a [bleep] condom.

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- Wait. Condoms?

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The presentation started off a bit rocky.

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It's hard to see eye to eye on everything,

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but collaboration is about powering
through obstacles

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and incorporating
other people's ideas too.

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Okay, um, I'll get you a condom.

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And, honestly, I had so much
more cool stuff planned.

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KIM: We're in a party.

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KHLOÉ: Are we doing a photo booth
or anything like that?

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KIRBY: Uh, yeah, we can do a photo booth.

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- I almost feel like these pillows
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KIRBY: Yeah.
- I agree.

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- Tone on tone, it's probably too much,
right?

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You know, paisley might be nice.

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It's so much fun brainstorming
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and it really allows me to show my stuff.

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All about mom.

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That's what I'm trying to accomplish here.

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All of my research shows that my mom loves
lots of things.

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Entrepreneurship, fashion,

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love, friendship,

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women's tuxedos,

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and professionalism.

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Am I missing anything?

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Oh, alcohol.
She loves alcohol.

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[birdbath trickling]

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And pizza.

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When Kimberly looked me in the eyes
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"I think we're done here,
you can stop now,"

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I knew this whole thing was a success.

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Champagne birdbath.

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I gave my sisters so many ideas.

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I know what you're thinking.

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The pizza wall is only 2x4,

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but we can make this as big
or as small as we want.

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Way it works is simple.
Each slice has a magnet in it.

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KHLOÉ: We have to think
about the details, like

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what's an extra "ta-da" at the party.

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- I've been wanting to be a clown
since I was a little boy.

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Thank you for giving me this opportunity
of a lifetime.

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Thank you, Kardashians.

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I want to thank you.

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KIRBY: I did such a good job, they told me
I didn't even need to help anymore

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and to just focus on getting Mom
an awesome gift.

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And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.