1 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:05,640 So I went to the beach the other day, 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,342 and I was, like, counting all the sand 3 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:09,614 because someone told me that there's more stars in the universe 4 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,253 than there is grains of sand on all the beaches. 5 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:13,878 And I was like, that can't be true. 6 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:14,624 Right? 7 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:15,978 - Yeah. - Yeah. 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:16,716 Hey, guys. 9 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,520 - Oh, hey, Mom. - Hello 10 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,752 - What's happening? - So I just went outside... 11 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,117 - Yeah. - And there's, like, 12 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,025 four huge scratches in my driveway. 13 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:32,067 I have a strict don't park your car on my driveway rule, 14 00:00:32,099 --> 00:00:32,969 and guess what? 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,270 Somebody parked on my driveway. 16 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,071 It wasn't a car. 17 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:37,803 It was a sexy statue of herself. 18 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,777 Obviously, I can't give this to my mom for her birthday. 19 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,310 I think we can get it to my bedroom. 20 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:46,175 I can't-- 21 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,713 - You good? - Yeah, bro. 22 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,548 So I gotta figure something else out. 23 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:54,049 Huh. 24 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,567 So I didn't wanna have to run your own gift ideas by you 25 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,713 'cause, like, that ruins the surprise or whatever. 26 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,808 But, like, what if I got you a vacuum? 27 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,012 No. What about, like, a fishing pole? 28 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:19,484 Or how about me and you, like, road trip to Miami. 29 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,083 Miami? 30 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,354 Yeah, you're right. That's too far. 31 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:27,022 There's a company that makes real life dolls. 32 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,624 - Okay. - They're so real 33 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,655 that people have sex with them. 34 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,491 - Ugh. - We should go to the factory 35 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,356 and check 'em out, because we can order-- 36 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,034 Mom, I'm not getting you a sex doll. 37 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,533 You already have Kourtney. 38 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:38,674 Oh. 39 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,040 This pigeon is freaking me out. Where did it go? 40 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,637 That scared the--out of me. 41 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:49,212 This pigeon has been victimizing my mom since I was a little kid. 42 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,183 There is a bird in the window. 43 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,281 Bird! 44 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,722 Don't fall, 'cause if you fall, you're gonna fall on me. 45 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,618 It's, like all the way up there. I can't do it. 46 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:58,824 Ah. 47 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:02,288 It's in your hand! 48 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,033 I got it! 49 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,831 Oh, my gosh. How did I not think of this before? 50 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:13,103 For Mom's birthday, I'm gonna get rid of this bird. 51 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:19,374 - Hello. Welcome. - Hi. How's it going? 52 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,906 - I'm good. How are you? - Today, I decided 53 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,911 to hit up a bird store with my good friend 54 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,513 and bird expert, Tom Green. 55 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:25,505 We're just gonna take a look around. 56 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,806 Take your time. 57 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,877 Tom's had a lot of bird issues in the past, 58 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,486 so I thought he'd be the perfect guy to help me with my problem. 59 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:34,188 - Wow. - And this is the Fruit Loops bird, right, 60 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,461 - from the cereal? - Yes. 61 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,559 - Whoa. - Can I grab it? 62 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,660 That got a strong beak? 63 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,831 Whoa! 64 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,189 See? They attack. 65 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:42,857 Tom knows so much about birds. It's incredible. 66 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,366 Birdie num num. Birdie num num. 67 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:48,969 Unfortunately, he only has one idea for my pigeon problem. 68 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,572 Shoot it. 69 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:51,744 He hates pigeons. 70 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,042 I don't wanna kill it, no. 71 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:56,783 I've heard with pigeons, they don't like cinnamon, pepper or chili. 72 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:57,610 - Okay. - Really? 73 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:00,254 I knew that coming to this bird store was a great idea. 74 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,950 I would love to just shoo it away. 75 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,922 - Did you try an airhorn? - Loud noises? 76 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,391 You could always try balloons. 77 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,889 - Birds hate balloons? - Mm-hmm. 78 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,620 I'm so glad I came here. 79 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:11,055 - Thank you, Dawn. - You're very welcome. 80 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,733 - All right, bye. - Bye-bye. 81 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,901 - Hi. - Hey. 82 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,443 How was party planning? 83 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,738 - Oh, I crushed it. - Yeah. 84 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,409 So Mom got, like, super scared this morning. 85 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,169 - That bird came back. - Yeah. 86 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,937 Can you get her out of the house for a little bit? 87 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,076 Um, okay. 88 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,711 That would be super, super chill. 89 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,047 Anything I can do to help, I'll do it. 90 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,858 Now that Kourtney's gotten Mom out of the house, 91 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,530 I can take what I learned at the bird store... 92 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,528 Bird. 93 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,459 And find this pigeon. 94 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,003 He's a sneaky, little bitch. 95 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,765 Bird? 96 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:53,629 Bird? 97 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,835 Hello? Pigeon? I have balloons. 98 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:05,051 That didn't do anything. 99 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,724 Look at the llamas. They spit at you, don't they? 100 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,394 Kourtney's so good at helping. 101 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,392 She's taking Mom to pet a bunch of giraffes 102 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,964 and take her mind off the bird. 103 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,292 Look at the giraffe. 104 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:23,397 She has her smile back, and she's slowly getting back into the groove. 105 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,230 She's coming back, everybody. 106 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,295 God, you're letting loose. 107 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,676 Hey, buddy. My name's Kirby. 108 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,183 Your name's Bird, I assume. 109 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:45,016 It's okay. I'm just coming to get you. I'm just coming to get you. I got you. 110 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,952 This little terrorist is gone. 111 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:47,817 I did my job. 112 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,185 Get out of here. Shoo. 113 00:04:50,224 --> 00:04:52,994 And it just goes to show, when you put your mind to something, 114 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,626 anything is possible. 115 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,095 God damn it. 116 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,369 Hey. 117 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,074 - Hey. What's up? - I didn't know you were here. 118 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,177 I just spent the last six hours in Mom's backyard 119 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,879 trying to get rid of this stupid pigeon. 120 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,481 How'd you get back here, buddy? 121 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,053 Are you back again? 122 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,521 This bird just won't leave. 123 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:20,149 Why--can you just, like, give this job to someone that can handle it? 124 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,017 Like me, I'm happy to take it on. 125 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,455 No, I get it, Khloe, you've gotten rid of, like, a ton of birds. 126 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,901 But this is, like, my responsibility. It's my gift for mom. 127 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,428 I kinda wanna do this myself. 128 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,033 I'm at my last straw with this bird, 129 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,634 and things just seem to be getting worse and worse. 130 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,537 Like, when Mom came back from petting a bunch of giraffes, 131 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,610 her bird phobia got worse. 132 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:42,479 She locked herself in her bedroom and started imagining birds. 133 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,177 I'm really worried about her. 134 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:52,146 But Khloe always has great insight for me. 135 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,256 She started reading from this book called the "Art of War." 136 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:59,289 "Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, 137 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:03,396 and when you move, fall, like a thunderbolt." 138 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,773 You know, Khloe and Tom Green are right. 139 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,077 I'm gonna have to get really aggressive. 140 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,749 Tomorrow, I'm gonna murder a bird.