Today, I'm doing a fitting for Mom's birthday party,
and Kimberly is coming over
to help me decide what to wear.
- It's like a cool monk. - And ugly.
I know she'll give an honest opinion.
- You look like a [bleep] grandma. - This is Grandma's.
You need to be a bit sexier.
You can't tape up your boobs like that, and you need to.
Oh, do you like it? Huh? What do you think?
- What's the vibe here? - Yeah?
- No. - No?
Absolutely not.
You're not a [bleep] peacock.
What?
Oh, my God.
Tonight's the night of Mom's party, and I'm super excited.
My mom's party is incredible.
It just came together so perfectly.
Everyone looks amazing.
Kendall is dressed like George Washington,
Kourtney looks like a dude,
Kimberly came dressed as a bird,
which is actually super daring, considering what just happened to Mom.
However, I do feel a little overdressed.
But it's cool, 'cause I'm just thrilled for my mom to see what I got her.
After realizing I can't pull off becoming Mark McGrath myself,
I've decided to hire a professional actor to pretend to be Mark McGrath
and play Mom's party.
- You're an actor? - Absolutely.
His name's Brad, and he's actually really, really good.
Yeah, this is gonna work.
We even got a Sugar Ray cover band together.
Mark Sayers McGrath. Mark Sayers McGrath.
- Mark McGrath. - Yeah, of course.
He says he does improv, so you know he's good.
The universe is infinite? Like, what does that even mean?
- Still boggles my mind. - Peek-a-boo.
- Jesus. What is-- - Hello. How are you?
Beverly, how did you get in here?
- I walked. - You--
I've only been here for 40 minutes,
and of course, something weird had to go down.
There comes a time in every young man's life
when he has the opportunity to take that step into manhood.
- I don't need a path to manhood. - I'm gonna take you down that path.
- You're not taking me. - Oh, I've got the path.
Things are getting a little weird with Bev.
I wanna go to your car.
But I'm not gonna let my past get me down.
I just-- And just learn to move forward.
My friend is here. I need to go say hi to him.
- Beverly, you're great. - That guy's not your friend.
Brad's acting is amazing.
- You even pose like him. - Right on, bro.
You been watching his YouTube videos?
You look just like him. How'd you do that?
Born that way, bro.
When I saw my actor friend Brad, I was straight up shook.
Dude, the frosted tips. Is this prosthetics?
- Bro, bro, bro. - He's showing me the power
of professional acting.
- You're Mark McGrath. - Damn right, I'm Mark McGrath.
Yeah, that's just what Mark would say.
He's straight up blowing me away.
Who's Brad?
Make a hole, gentlemen. Mark McGrath up in this bitch.
It's inspiring to see someone take such pride in their craft
and really push the envelope.
Mark McGrath, bitch.
Acting is so cool.
This is, for sure, the most iconic party we've ever thrown.
I'm shocked that we even pulled it off
'cause we did it so last second.
We've got one, two, three aces on the top,
and an ace on the bottom, that's all four aces.
Oh, no. What? Are you a professional?
Everyone's having fun, and my sisters even incorporated some of my ideas.
I just can't wait for fake Sugar Ray to get up on that stage and blow Mom away.
The [bleep] you doing here, man? This is my party, not yours.
Do me a favor,
get the [bleep] out of here.
Man, I'm sorry about this moron over here.
Whoa, whoa, get your [bleep] hands off of me.
Do you know who I am? Mark Sayers McGrath?
Yeah. Lead singer of Sugar Ray? Huh?
I'm [bleep] Mark McGrath, so take your low tone--
- Oh, my God. - [bleep] Smash Mouth
- and get the [bleep] out of here. - Are you out of your--
- What did you just call me? - Really?
Drama always has to find me?
No, no, no, we're not doing this right now.
- You don't [bleep] with me-- - I am Mark McGrath.
- I am.
I don't know how this happened, but there are two Mark McGraths.
- There can only be one! - Mark, calm down.
- What are you doing here? - I'm Mark McGrath!
And they both just got kicked out of my mom's party.
I co-hosted "Extra," mother[bleep].
What just happened?
- This is crazy. - Our mom is here.
Also, Mom just got here.
[bleep].
Are you a performer of sorts? None of you guys can perform?
There has to be someone at this party that can perform.
I'm not gonna mess this up.
Sorry, Howie, would you be down to get up on stage and just tell some jokes?
- Yeah, I could--you know-- - Okay.
- Like, how does The Rock pee? - How?
He Dwaynes his Johnson.
Okay, cool. Um, actually, never mind. Never mind.
You know The Rock, right?
It's not hard to tell when he's upset.
He just gets in his head about things.
It's the Scorpio in us.
I guess what was bumming me out is that I just really wanted
to have a good present for my mom.
Yeah, yeah, sure you did, and you failed.
Failed miserably.
I've definitely had a rough few weeks,
and I might've bitten off more than I can chew.
I tried to get my mom a statue, and it was gross.
- Mm-hmm. - I tried to get rid of a bird,
and it almost broke her neck.
I tried to get my mom a sauna, and her boyfriend beat me to it.
And he painted it matte black.
- Matte black sauna? - It's dope. It looks like a coffin.
But, you know, sometimes you gotta pick yourself up and know
that it's okay to mess up sometimes.
There's no big deal in failing.
It's what we all do all the time.
It's what I'm doing now.
I'm failing to cheer you up.
Okay, now I'm successful. See? That's the way it works.
- Really? - Yeah.
This big, magic man is totally right.
People aren't defined by their failures.
It's what you do afterwards that matters.
Hello? Hello? Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Just wanna say thank you for coming out and celebrating my mom.
Mom, we're all here for you 'cause we love you
and 'cause I love you.
And I'm gonna sing you a song.
I planned this.
Someday
- Oh, my God. - Oh, shit.
When my life has passed me by
I lay around and wonder why
You were always there for me
Look, I know I'm not the best amateur model in the world,
and I'm definitely not the best singer in the world,
Close your eyes and I'll take you there
This place is warm, without a care
But I think I did my job tonight.
Take a swim in the deep, blue sea
I go to leave and you reach for me
I think we all did our jobs tonight.
Kendall did modelling,
Kimberly took photos and posted them on the internet.
Kylie was there.
Khloe got hammered.
- Kourtney helped. - Khloe is the [bleep] [bleep].
But most importantly, Mom had a great time,
and that's why we're all here tonight.
So I think it's a win.
[bleep] yeah!
It was so nice to see my brother step up to the plate and really
do something big for our mom.
It has got to be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It's amazing.
We love you, Kris!
I think my mom was just shocked and having the best time.
Whoo! Joey G. on the sax!
I had the time of my life,
and to think that all my kids came together to pull it off is so special.
Your sauna's pretty cool.
Yeah, I had to do this, like, crazy modelling gig for it.
- Mm. - It was like a barter system.
I had to model with these gazebos, right here.
Oh. Which was kinda crazy
'cause I've never worked with a gazebo before.
- They're actually really nice. - Pretty professional.
You think so? Yeah.
- Really? - They're really good.
I also worked with a trellis.
Kirby? Kirby, I know you're in there.
- Who's that? - Oh, my God. It's Bev.
It's Beverly D'Angelo.
- [bleep] - What do we do?
We just have to wait her out.
- We're gonna die in here. - Open the door, Kirby.
- I know, it's so hot. - Kirby!
I'm not in here, Bev.
I won't let him get away.
He won't ruin this.
Kirby, I'm not [bleep] around anymore.
I, uh, I have something for you.
- Why is she so horny? - I don't know.
She drove here from Riverside.
We're going to have a baby.
What?
What the [bleep]?