1 00:00:00,334 --> 00:00:03,344 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,440 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,672 - Today, I'm doing a fitting for Mom's birthday party, 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,508 and Kimberly is coming over 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,013 to help me decide what to wear. 6 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,854 It's like a cool monk. KIM: And ugly. 7 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,680 - I know she'll give an honest opinion. 8 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,575 KIM: You look like a [bleep] grandma. - This is Grandma's. 9 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:17,947 KIM: You need to be a bit sexier. 10 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:20,685 You can't tape up your boobs like that, and you need to. 11 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,461 - Oh, do you like it? Huh? What do you think? 12 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:23,889 KIM: What's the vibe here? - Yeah? 13 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,134 - No. - No? 14 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:25,988 KIM: Absolutely not. 15 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,626 You're not a [bleep] peacock. 16 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:28,601 - What? 17 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,629 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:38,665 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,584 WOMAN: Oh, my God. 20 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,308 - Tonight's the night of Mom's party, and I'm super excited. 21 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,484 - My mom's party is incredible. 22 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,923 - It just came together so perfectly. 23 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:50,549 KIRBY: Everyone looks amazing. 24 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,724 Kendall is dressed like George Washington, 25 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,023 Kourtney looks like a dude, 26 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,464 Kimberly came dressed as a bird, 27 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,489 which is actually super daring, considering what just happened to Mom. 28 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:01,425 However, I do feel a little overdressed. 29 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:05,071 But it's cool, 'cause I'm just thrilled for my mom to see what I got her. 30 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:08,568 After realizing I can't pull off becoming Mark McGrath myself, 31 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,742 I've decided to hire a professional actor to pretend to be Mark McGrath 32 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:12,772 and play Mom's party. 33 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,336 - You're an actor? - Absolutely. 34 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,744 KIRBY: His name's Brad, and he's actually really, really good. 35 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:17,777 Yeah, this is gonna work. 36 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,211 We even got a Sugar Ray cover band together. 37 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,906 - Mark Sayers McGrath. Mark Sayers McGrath. 38 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,948 Mark McGrath. [laughs] - Yeah, of course. 39 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,523 - He says he does improv, so you know he's good. 40 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:29,662 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,030 - The universe is infinite? Like, what does that even mean? 42 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,389 Still boggles my mind. - Peek-a-boo. 43 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:38,397 - Jesus. What is-- - Hello. How are you? 44 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,332 - Beverly, how did you get in here? 45 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:41,537 - I walked. - You-- 46 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,238 - I've only been here for 40 minutes, 47 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,270 and of course, something weird had to go down. 48 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:47,365 - There comes a time in every young man's life 49 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:50,507 when he has the opportunity to take that step into manhood. 50 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:53,714 - I don't need a path to manhood. - I'm gonna take you down that path. 51 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,277 - You're not taking me. - Oh, I've got the path. 52 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:56,545 - Things are getting a little weird with Bev. 53 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,053 - I wanna go to your car. 54 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,786 - But I'm not gonna let my past get me down. 55 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,691 - I just-- And just learn to move forward. 56 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,663 My friend is here. I need to go say hi to him. 57 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,291 Beverly, you're great. - That guy's not your friend. 58 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,257 - Brad's acting is amazing. 59 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,026 You even pose like him. - Right on, bro. 60 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,274 - You been watching his YouTube videos? 61 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,099 - You look just like him. How'd you do that? 62 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:14,974 - Born that way, bro. 63 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:18,412 - When I saw my actor friend Brad, I was straight up shook. 64 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,968 Dude, the frosted tips. Is this prosthetics? 65 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,208 - Bro, bro, bro. - He's showing me the power 66 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,613 of professional acting. 67 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,745 You're Mark McGrath. - Damn right, I'm Mark McGrath. 68 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,020 - Yeah, that's just what Mark would say. 69 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:29,818 He's straight up blowing me away. 70 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,750 - Who's Brad? 71 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,454 - Make a hole, gentlemen. Mark McGrath up in this bitch. 72 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,757 KIRBY: It's inspiring to see someone take such pride in their craft 73 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:37,890 and really push the envelope. 74 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,225 - Mark McGrath, bitch. 75 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,399 - Acting is so cool. 76 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:44,198 - This is, for sure, the most iconic party we've ever thrown. 77 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,571 - I'm shocked that we even pulled it off 78 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,600 'cause we did it so last second. 79 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:51,235 - We've got one, two, three aces on the top, 80 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,871 and an ace on the bottom, that's all four aces. 81 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,137 - Oh, no. What? Are you a professional? 82 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:59,005 Everyone's having fun, and my sisters even incorporated some of my ideas. 83 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,476 - [screams] [cheering] 84 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:04,594 - I just can't wait for fake Sugar Ray to get up on that stage and blow Mom away. 85 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,948 BRAD: The [bleep] you doing here, man? This is my party, not yours. 86 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:07,687 MARK: [laughs] BRAD: Do me a favor, 87 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:08,691 get the [bleep] out of here. 88 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,022 Man, I'm sorry about this moron over here. 89 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:11,327 Whoa, whoa, get your [bleep] hands off of me. 90 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,928 Do you know who I am? Mark Sayers McGrath? 91 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,190 - Yeah. - Lead singer of Sugar Ray? Huh? 92 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,428 - I'm [bleep] Mark McGrath, so take your low tone-- 93 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:17,763 - Oh, my God. - [bleep] Smash Mouth 94 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,928 and get the [bleep] out of here. - Are you out of your-- 95 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,196 What did you just call me? KIRBY: Really? 96 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:22,074 Drama always has to find me? 97 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,272 - No, no, no, we're not doing this right now. 98 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,943 You don't [bleep] with me-- - I am Mark McGrath. 99 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:25,972 - I am Mark McGrath. - I am. 100 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,176 - I don't know how this happened, but there are two Mark McGraths. 101 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,578 MARK: There can only be one! - Mark, calm down. 102 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,081 What are you doing here? - I'm Mark McGrath! 103 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:34,983 - And they both just got kicked out of my mom's party. 104 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,575 - I co-hosted "Extra," mother[bleep]. 105 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,417 - What just happened? 106 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,792 - This is crazy. - Our mom is here. 107 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,021 - Also, Mom just got here. 108 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,057 [bleep]. 109 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,332 ♪ ♪ 110 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,530 Are you a performer of sorts? None of you guys can perform? 111 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,073 There has to be someone at this party that can perform. 112 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,529 I'm not gonna mess this up. 113 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,697 Sorry, Howie, would you be down to get up on stage and just tell some jokes? 114 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,037 - Yeah, I could--you know--[laughs] - Okay. 115 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,542 Like, how does The Rock pee? - How? 116 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,206 - He Dwaynes his Johnson. 117 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,715 - Okay, cool. Um, actually, never mind. Never mind. 118 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,021 - You know The Rock, right? 119 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,092 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,450 KENDALL: It's not hard to tell when he's upset. 121 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,488 He just gets in his head about things. 122 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:17,693 It's the Scorpio in us. 123 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,534 - I guess what was bumming me out is that I just really wanted 124 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,600 to have a good present for my mom. 125 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:24,098 - Yeah, yeah, sure you did, and you failed. 126 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,201 Failed miserably. 127 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,132 KIRBY: I've definitely had a rough few weeks, 128 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,137 and I might've bitten off more than I can chew. 129 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:32,569 I tried to get my mom a statue, and it was gross. 130 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,206 PENN: Mm-hmm. KIRBY: I tried to get rid of a bird, 131 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,411 and it almost broke her neck. 132 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,552 I tried to get my mom a sauna, and her boyfriend beat me to it. 133 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,879 And he painted it matte black. 134 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,623 - Matte black sauna? - It's dope. It looks like a coffin. 135 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,249 But, you know, sometimes you gotta pick yourself up and know 136 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,545 that it's okay to mess up sometimes. 137 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,187 - There's no big deal in failing. 138 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:49,592 It's what we all do all the time. 139 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,663 It's what I'm doing now. 140 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,191 I'm failing to cheer you up. 141 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:56,197 Okay, now I'm successful. See? That's the way it works. 142 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:58,070 - Really? - Yeah. 143 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,468 - This big, magic man is totally right. 144 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,441 ♪ ♪ 145 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,539 People aren't defined by their failures. 146 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,911 ♪ ♪ 147 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,880 It's what you do afterwards that matters. 148 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:13,549 ♪ ♪ 149 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:20,189 Hello? Hello? Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 150 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:23,790 Just wanna say thank you for coming out and celebrating my mom. 151 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,034 Mom, we're all here for you 'cause we love you 152 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,099 and 'cause I love you. 153 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,458 And I'm gonna sing you a song. 154 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,126 [sighs] I planned this. 155 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,567 ♪ Someday ♪ 156 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,914 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 157 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:43,880 - ♪ When my life has passed me by ♪ 158 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:47,311 ♪ I lay around and wonder why ♪ 159 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,017 ♪ You were always there for me ♪ 160 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,521 Look, I know I'm not the best amateur model in the world, 161 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,964 and I'm definitely not the best singer in the world, 162 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:59,889 ♪ Close your eyes and I'll take you there ♪ 163 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,397 ♪ This place is warm, without a care ♪ 164 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,330 But I think I did my job tonight. 165 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:09,195 ♪ Take a swim in the deep, blue sea ♪ 166 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:12,906 ♪ I go to leave and you reach for me ♪ 167 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,710 I think we all did our jobs tonight. 168 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,342 Kendall did modelling, 169 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,877 Kimberly took photos and posted them on the internet. 170 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,383 Kylie was there. 171 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,975 Khloe got hammered. 172 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,246 Kourtney helped. - Khloe is the [bleep] [bleep]. 173 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,186 - But most importantly, Mom had a great time, 174 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,663 and that's why we're all here tonight. 175 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,561 So I think it's a win. 176 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,933 [bleep] yeah! 177 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:38,171 - It was so nice to see my brother step up to the plate and really 178 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,768 do something big for our mom. 179 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:44,610 - It has got to be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It's amazing. 180 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,008 - We love you, Kris! 181 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:49,339 - I think my mom was just shocked and having the best time. 182 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:52,406 - Whoo! Joey G. on the sax! 183 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:53,846 - I had the time of my life, 184 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:58,351 and to think that all my kids came together to pull it off is so special. 185 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:01,355 - [screaming] 186 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,363 ♪ ♪ 187 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,433 KENDALL: Your sauna's pretty cool. 188 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,231 - Yeah, I had to do this, like, crazy modelling gig for it. 189 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,404 - Mm. - It was like a barter system. 190 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,201 I had to model with these gazebos, right here. 191 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,344 - Oh. - Which was kinda crazy 192 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,169 'cause I've never worked with a gazebo before. 193 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,014 - They're actually really nice. Pretty professional. 194 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,239 - You think so? - Yeah. 195 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,814 - Really? - They're really good. 196 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,242 I also worked with a trellis. [knocking] 197 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:27,248 - Kirby? Kirby, I know you're in there. 198 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,451 - Who's that? - Oh, my God. It's Bev. 199 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,453 It's Beverly D'Angelo. 200 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:32,885 [bleep] - What do we do? 201 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,120 - We just have to wait her out. 202 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,464 - We're gonna die in here. BEVERLY: Open the door, Kirby. 203 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,560 - I know, it's so hot. - Kirby! 204 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,562 - I'm not in here, Bev. 205 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,093 - I won't let him get away. 206 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,128 He won't ruin this. 207 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,932 Kirby, I'm not [bleep] around anymore. 208 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,465 I, uh, I have something for you. 209 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,001 - Why is she so horny? - I don't know. 210 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,036 She drove here from Riverside. 211 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,971 - We're going to have a baby. 212 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,606 - What? 213 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,781 - What the [bleep]?