1 00:00:14,863 --> 00:00:16,634 So Shrub and Beth are all hot and heavy 2 00:00:16,634 --> 00:00:20,007 and dating or whatever, so I never see them anymore 3 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:21,777 because of how they're always together. 4 00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:23,079 But I'm cool. 5 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,652 I have my crew to hang with, so I'm chill. 6 00:00:25,652 --> 00:00:27,087 Like, that's good. 7 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:29,593 Is this the kind of bike tire you're looking for? 8 00:00:29,593 --> 00:00:30,628 No, Levi. 9 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:32,899 Does that looks like a bike tire to you? 10 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:34,937 Yeah? Okay, you're gonna have to step it up. 11 00:00:34,937 --> 00:00:36,607 -Okay. -All of you. 12 00:00:36,607 --> 00:00:38,310 Understood? 13 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:45,992 Hey, Kelly. Hey. 14 00:00:45,992 --> 00:00:47,394 Hey, remember, this Friday is Big Stuff Friday 15 00:00:47,394 --> 00:00:49,265 here at the dump, where all week long, 16 00:00:49,265 --> 00:00:51,102 you can drop your big stuff off at the church, 17 00:00:51,102 --> 00:00:52,806 and we'll throw it away for you for free. 18 00:00:52,806 --> 00:00:55,912 Want to know what's trash? This. 19 00:00:55,912 --> 00:00:58,951 Oh, well, hey, Kelly, 20 00:00:58,951 --> 00:01:02,124 this goes in paper recycling. 21 00:01:02,124 --> 00:01:05,163 Hey, any of your trash rats need a tattoo or two? 22 00:01:05,163 --> 00:01:07,602 I'm doing two-for-one Tattoo Tuesdays. 23 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:09,205 It's like Taco Tuesday, 24 00:01:09,205 --> 00:01:11,810 except with permanent ink and zero tacos. 25 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:15,417 Also, if you get a tattoo of a taco, you get half off. 26 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:17,388 It's all spelled out here in the flyer. 27 00:01:17,388 --> 00:01:20,494 -JOE: Pretty good deal. -Oh, hell, no. 28 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:21,697 Got to go. 29 00:01:21,697 --> 00:01:23,935 Hey, Kelly, let me know if you and Shrub 30 00:01:23,935 --> 00:01:25,304 want to help out on Friday night. 31 00:01:25,304 --> 00:01:27,876 How the balls do I know what Shrub wants to do, okay? 32 00:01:27,876 --> 00:01:29,680 I'm not his secretary. 33 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,782 Whatever. 34 00:01:32,318 --> 00:01:35,658 BIG MANDY: That girl's not right. 35 00:01:35,658 --> 00:01:36,794 JOE: She's okay. 36 00:01:36,794 --> 00:01:37,762 Puddle! 37 00:01:40,802 --> 00:01:41,971 Beth's the bomb, dude. 38 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,874 She's, like-- 39 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:45,077 she's, like, my dream girl 40 00:01:45,077 --> 00:01:46,714 and my fantasy girl 41 00:01:46,714 --> 00:01:48,718 just rolled into one. 42 00:01:48,718 --> 00:01:49,853 (cell phone vibrates) 43 00:01:49,853 --> 00:01:52,191 Oh, that's her. 44 00:01:52,191 --> 00:01:54,930 We're always texting. 45 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:57,134 So fun. 46 00:01:57,134 --> 00:01:58,704 Also, she's literally 47 00:01:58,704 --> 00:01:59,973 right here. 48 00:01:59,973 --> 00:02:01,242 (cell phone vibrates) 49 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:02,912 You gonna text me back? 50 00:02:02,912 --> 00:02:04,950 Yes. 51 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:05,952 Um, s-- 52 00:02:05,952 --> 00:02:07,421 (cell phone vibrates) 53 00:02:07,421 --> 00:02:08,423 Sorry. 54 00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:12,766 Um... 55 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:13,701 (cell phone vibrates) 56 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:14,736 Oh. 57 00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:16,840 You're fast at that. 58 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,410 So fast. 59 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:27,127 TINA: Kelly! Is that you? 60 00:02:27,127 --> 00:02:28,096 Yeah. What do you want? 61 00:02:28,096 --> 00:02:29,900 TINA: Just saying hello. 62 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,839 Welcome home, sweet pea. 63 00:02:32,839 --> 00:02:34,175 "Sweet pea"? 64 00:02:34,175 --> 00:02:35,477 I don't know what's up with her. 65 00:02:35,477 --> 00:02:37,281 She hasn't called me "sweet pea" 66 00:02:37,281 --> 00:02:39,251 since they gave her generic Vicodin for her root canal. 67 00:02:39,251 --> 00:02:41,222 So Jimmy is taking me out 68 00:02:41,222 --> 00:02:42,692 on what will be 69 00:02:42,692 --> 00:02:44,228 our eighth date tonight. 70 00:02:44,228 --> 00:02:46,900 He's taking me to a pretty fancy place in Pockton. 71 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,472 And I think that he is officially gonna ask me 72 00:02:49,472 --> 00:02:52,144 to be his girlfriend. (chuckles) 73 00:02:52,144 --> 00:02:54,248 Up till now, things have been pretty casual. 74 00:02:54,248 --> 00:02:57,021 You know, no-strings-attached kind of thing, 75 00:02:57,021 --> 00:02:59,225 which I'm cool with it. 76 00:02:59,225 --> 00:03:01,396 But, um, yeah, sometimes it's good to know 77 00:03:01,396 --> 00:03:03,868 exactly where you stand in a relationship. 78 00:03:07,107 --> 00:03:09,178 Check her out. Oh! 79 00:03:09,178 --> 00:03:12,418 (laughs) Bingo. 80 00:03:12,418 --> 00:03:14,890 This will definitely seal the deal. 81 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,261 I mean, the dress. 82 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:21,369 No man can resist the charms of the dress. 83 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,509 I actually--I wore this dress on my fifth date with Joe. 84 00:03:24,509 --> 00:03:25,277 (giggles) 85 00:03:25,277 --> 00:03:27,181 He took me to another fancy dinner. 86 00:03:27,181 --> 00:03:28,584 Well, you know, 87 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,957 "all you can dip chocolate fountain" kind of fancy. 88 00:03:31,957 --> 00:03:35,030 And then he told me he loved me for the first time. 89 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:37,669 He had chocolate dripping down his chin. 90 00:03:37,669 --> 00:03:39,973 It was so cute. 91 00:03:39,973 --> 00:03:41,910 It was really cute... 92 00:03:43,981 --> 00:03:45,685 And gross. (chuckles) 93 00:03:49,391 --> 00:03:51,597 I like to come here a couple times a week, 94 00:03:51,597 --> 00:03:54,870 you know, just, like, blow off steam. 95 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:57,307 You know, I-I love being in a relationship. 96 00:03:57,307 --> 00:03:59,178 I really do. Like, it's amazing. 97 00:03:59,178 --> 00:04:01,617 Um, but, you know, it can be intense, you know, 98 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,723 just, like, always knowing that, like, wherever you go, 99 00:04:04,723 --> 00:04:07,629 there's, like, another human that you're connected to. 100 00:04:07,629 --> 00:04:10,033 It's, like--it's just intense, you know? 101 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,202 (camera shutter clicks) 102 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:13,406 That's why I think it's, like, really good, 103 00:04:13,406 --> 00:04:15,444 therapeutically, for each us to sort of have our own... 104 00:04:15,444 --> 00:04:17,181 -It's my turn. -Space. 105 00:04:17,181 --> 00:04:20,688 (dog barking in the distance) 106 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:22,659 Okay. 107 00:04:22,659 --> 00:04:24,228 Ah. 108 00:04:24,228 --> 00:04:26,499 That's--it's really crazy that that's, like, 109 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:29,573 the only metal pipe around, huh? 110 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:30,741 Yeah. 111 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:36,352 Only a madman can believe that she could ever be like before. 112 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:38,089 MAN ON TV: Don't argue with me... 113 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:40,227 (laughter) 114 00:04:40,227 --> 00:04:42,297 -Wait, did you hear that? -(woman laughs) 115 00:04:42,297 --> 00:04:44,101 No, not that. That's my mom. 116 00:04:44,101 --> 00:04:45,972 (man laughs) 117 00:04:45,972 --> 00:04:48,042 Did you hear that? That laugh? 118 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:49,946 That's my dad. 119 00:04:49,946 --> 00:04:52,451 He's here. He's back. 120 00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:54,956 So my mom and dad got together when they were real young. 121 00:04:54,956 --> 00:04:56,392 Like, I was real young, too. 122 00:04:56,392 --> 00:04:58,196 Like, I was "still in her belly" young, 123 00:04:58,196 --> 00:05:00,133 so I was in my minuses. 124 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,703 And they settled down for a while. 125 00:05:01,703 --> 00:05:04,341 But Dad's a player. He's, like, a Tiger King. 126 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:06,513 You can't keep him caged down too long. 127 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:10,053 He has too much love, if that makes sense. 128 00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:13,059 I mean, look at him. He's basically irresistible... 129 00:05:13,059 --> 00:05:14,963 (chuckles) Like me. 130 00:05:14,963 --> 00:05:16,399 Anyways, about a year ago, 131 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,504 he got his booty call Jessie pregnant, 132 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:19,940 and he's, like, a good guy, 133 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:21,677 so he felt like he had to move out and go stay with her, 134 00:05:21,677 --> 00:05:24,983 and that's when Mom started staying in bed, but... 135 00:05:24,983 --> 00:05:27,154 I always knew he'd come back. 136 00:05:27,154 --> 00:05:28,289 (chuckles) 137 00:05:28,289 --> 00:05:30,293 Dad, welcome home! 138 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:32,064 BOBBY: Hey, Kel. 139 00:05:37,675 --> 00:05:39,411 -(controllers clicking) -Go, Dad! You're on fire! 140 00:05:39,411 --> 00:05:41,650 Not right now, Kel. I got to focus. 141 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,386 Oh, look out, there's one of those 142 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,892 flying beetle things behind you, Aldous. 143 00:05:45,892 --> 00:05:47,194 No! Wait. 144 00:05:47,194 --> 00:05:49,298 The other behind you, you goofball. 145 00:05:49,298 --> 00:05:51,369 (both laugh) 146 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:54,676 -Oh! Nice shot, buddy, yeah. -Oh! 147 00:05:54,676 --> 00:05:57,281 Oh, man, we make a great team, don't we? 148 00:05:57,281 --> 00:05:58,551 CHARACTER ON TV: Yeah. 149 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:00,387 It's so amazing Dad is back. 150 00:06:00,387 --> 00:06:01,523 I'm, like, super exhausted, 151 00:06:01,523 --> 00:06:04,629 but I think it's just the adrenaline or whatever, so... 152 00:06:04,629 --> 00:06:06,332 Kel, hey, hey, I hate to ask again, 153 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,203 but can--you can just do that later, right? 154 00:06:08,203 --> 00:06:09,405 Yeah. 155 00:06:09,405 --> 00:06:13,279 This level takes a lot of concentration. 156 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:14,749 Oh, Jimmy and I had a great date. 157 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,154 Lot of cheesy garlic bread... (chuckles) 158 00:06:17,154 --> 00:06:19,458 Which was tough on the dress. 159 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:24,335 But, um, we didn't really discuss, uh... 160 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:26,573 our dating situation, which is cool. 161 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:29,913 But I did spend the night at his house 162 00:06:29,913 --> 00:06:31,917 for the first time. (giggles) 163 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,723 I snuck out early this morning, because news alert, 164 00:06:34,723 --> 00:06:36,827 I got a lead on a very big story. 165 00:06:36,827 --> 00:06:40,768 They are finally filling the pothole on Spurgeon Street. 166 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,439 Yeah, I'm gonna get there early, get the exclusive. 167 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:45,745 But a little curveball-- 168 00:06:45,745 --> 00:06:49,151 uh, the zipper on the dress is stuck. 169 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:51,222 Yeah, I can't get it down. 170 00:06:51,222 --> 00:06:53,293 Um, I don't want to cut myself out, 171 00:06:53,293 --> 00:06:56,165 because, you know, it's the dress. 172 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,104 Do you guys think you could, um, just help me out? 173 00:07:02,411 --> 00:07:04,849 Oh, yeah. No. Cool. 174 00:07:04,849 --> 00:07:05,751 Documentaries. 175 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:08,323 Can't change the course of history. 176 00:07:08,323 --> 00:07:10,861 Let the baby gazelle get eaten. 177 00:07:10,861 --> 00:07:12,632 Whatever. 178 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,504 Morning, Pop. You want some cereal? 179 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:16,773 Hey, kiddo. No, I got to fly. 180 00:07:16,773 --> 00:07:18,911 I got a monster day at the tree farm. 181 00:07:18,911 --> 00:07:22,451 Hey, you know, let me know if you ever want a hand at work, 182 00:07:22,451 --> 00:07:25,123 'cause I'd be happy to help out. 183 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:27,160 I mean, it is a family business. 184 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,429 So, since we're family, 185 00:07:28,429 --> 00:07:30,501 I'd sort of have to, if you asked. 186 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,270 You got, like, a travel mug/go mug 187 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:33,339 that I could take with me? 188 00:07:33,339 --> 00:07:35,878 You can take that mug. Just bring it back later, okay? 189 00:07:35,878 --> 00:07:36,880 All right. 190 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,550 Speaking of later, 191 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,988 I was thinking about ordering your favorite-- 192 00:07:40,988 --> 00:07:42,424 ribs from Otis'. 193 00:07:42,424 --> 00:07:44,696 -Oh, yeah? Is that my favorite? -Yes. 194 00:07:44,696 --> 00:07:46,800 Remember? We used to have ribs from Otis'. 195 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,871 And then you would put Cheetos on the side of your plate, 196 00:07:48,871 --> 00:07:52,344 and you'd be like, "Now, that's a vegetable I can get behind." 197 00:07:52,344 --> 00:07:54,281 -(chuckles) -That does sound like me. 198 00:07:54,281 --> 00:07:55,584 Well, I have the whole menu planned out, 199 00:07:55,584 --> 00:07:57,287 just like the old days, okay? 200 00:07:57,287 --> 00:07:59,358 Ribs from Otis', cheese puffs, 201 00:07:59,358 --> 00:08:00,995 and a chocolate cake for dessert. 202 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:03,266 -Sounds good. -Okay, see you then. 203 00:08:03,266 --> 00:08:04,636 Sure. Later, Kel. 204 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:09,512 So what do you think it is about this particular pothole 205 00:08:09,512 --> 00:08:12,451 that made it such a lightning rod for town opinion? 206 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,887 It's big. 207 00:08:13,887 --> 00:08:16,526 It's big. It's big. What else can you tell me? 208 00:08:16,526 --> 00:08:19,532 -Nice dress! -Oh, thank you. 209 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:22,538 Anyway, back to the pothole. Can you give me-- 210 00:08:22,538 --> 00:08:25,678 Hey, are you running for Queen of Flatch or something? 211 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:28,717 Oh, yeah, running for queen. That's right, Len. 212 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:32,725 Oh, I love that dress. What's the occasion? 213 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,996 -She's running for queen. -(gasps) 214 00:08:34,996 --> 00:08:35,965 Oh, fancy. 215 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:38,269 You know, you do bear a slight resemblance 216 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:39,706 to a young Princess Margaret. 217 00:08:39,706 --> 00:08:41,475 -Aw, thank you so much, June. -Mm-hmm. 218 00:08:41,475 --> 00:08:42,979 Um, if you two could excuse me, I'm actually-- 219 00:08:42,979 --> 00:08:45,785 -Who's Princess Margaret? -She's a British royal. 220 00:08:45,785 --> 00:08:48,056 She smoked 50 cigarettes a day. 221 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,191 You don't smoke, do you? 222 00:08:49,191 --> 00:08:51,128 -Me? No. -Oh, good. 223 00:08:51,128 --> 00:08:52,532 Then I'll vote for you, too. 224 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,736 No. (scoffs) I'm not running for anything. 225 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:56,640 Can I get a picture with you in that dress? 226 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,378 I am in the middle of an interview. 227 00:08:59,378 --> 00:09:01,950 Oh, it's okay with me. 228 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:02,719 Oh, great. 229 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:04,221 Yeah, sure, just a quick one. 230 00:09:04,221 --> 00:09:05,958 I don't want to be in it. 231 00:09:08,162 --> 00:09:09,799 Hey, nice dress. 232 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,839 Take a picture, you perv. It'll last longer. 233 00:09:12,839 --> 00:09:14,843 (camera shutter clicks, reel winds) 234 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,829 -(knock at door) -SHRUB: Kelly. 235 00:09:24,829 --> 00:09:27,969 This better be important. Okay, what do you want? 236 00:09:27,969 --> 00:09:30,173 I don't really have time for you today, dude, okay? 237 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:32,244 I have a super-important family dinner I'm putting together. 238 00:09:32,244 --> 00:09:33,580 No. Yeah. No. 239 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:36,051 I just--I just need to hang out here for a sec. 240 00:09:36,051 --> 00:09:38,791 Wait, dude, did you trip Len again? 241 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:41,530 No. (sighs) I'm hiding from Beth. 242 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:44,134 -Wow. I thought you loved her. -I do. 243 00:09:44,134 --> 00:09:45,403 From afar. 244 00:09:45,403 --> 00:09:46,673 -KELLY: Mm. -You don't understand. 245 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,677 She's always there, every time I turn around. 246 00:09:48,677 --> 00:09:50,948 Seriously, it's like, Beth, Beth, Beth. 247 00:09:50,948 --> 00:09:53,620 It's like a horror movie without the cool murdering. 248 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:54,656 -(cell phone vibrates) -God. 249 00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:56,793 Just texting, texting, texting. 250 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,833 -(cell phone vibrates) -38 messages. 251 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,603 And that's just since I got here. 252 00:10:01,603 --> 00:10:04,341 I told you that this would end in misery. 253 00:10:04,341 --> 00:10:07,682 Uh, it's not ending, no. I just--I need a little break. 254 00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,953 Okay, well, if you're hiding from your girlfriend, 255 00:10:09,953 --> 00:10:11,656 -that's a really bad sign. -SHRUB: Okay. 256 00:10:11,656 --> 00:10:13,226 Yeah, you wouldn't understand what you're talking about, 257 00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:15,731 because you're not even mature enough to be in a relationship. 258 00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:17,234 -(cell phone vibrates) -Oh, my God. Stop. 259 00:10:17,234 --> 00:10:18,269 Fine. 260 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,373 Okay, you can stay here. Just stay out of my way. 261 00:10:20,373 --> 00:10:23,179 And those are not for you. Those are for my dad. 262 00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:26,553 -Your dad? -Yeah. He's back. 263 00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:27,989 And we're having family dinner tonight, 264 00:10:27,989 --> 00:10:30,861 so you're on the street as soon as he's home. 265 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:32,297 SHRUB: This is not gonna end well. 266 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:36,105 Like, she loves him and will literally do anything for him. 267 00:10:36,105 --> 00:10:38,710 But trust me, he's just gonna walk in there, 268 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,046 eat all of those cheese puffs, 269 00:10:40,046 --> 00:10:42,652 and then do something to seriously bum her out, 270 00:10:42,652 --> 00:10:45,089 like the Cheeto Bandito. 271 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:47,995 And, obviously, I'm aware that that is a dated reference, 272 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,333 and we've all moved beyond such a simple 273 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,636 and offensive stereotype. 274 00:10:51,636 --> 00:10:54,609 But it's true. He's gonna destroy her. 275 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:56,011 And then guess who has to pick up the pieces 276 00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:57,882 after Hurricane Bobby blows through? 277 00:10:57,882 --> 00:10:59,586 -Moi truly. -(cell phone vibrates) 278 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:02,658 And with this Beth situation, I literally am about to bust. 279 00:11:02,658 --> 00:11:04,629 My bandwidth is maxed to the max. 280 00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:06,633 52 messages. 281 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,835 -(cell phone vibrates) -53. Oh, my God. 282 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:13,145 Okay, what do you think? 283 00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:15,016 Should I use the plastic forks or the real ones? 284 00:11:15,016 --> 00:11:17,087 I feel like the real ones are, like, too formal, right? 285 00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:20,995 You know, Kel, um, you know, Bobby's pretty unpredictable. 286 00:11:20,995 --> 00:11:21,796 I know. 287 00:11:21,863 --> 00:11:23,534 I can see him being happy with either. 288 00:11:23,534 --> 00:11:25,236 I'm gonna put down both, 'cause-- 289 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:26,740 I mean in life, you know? 290 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,311 I don't want you getting your feelings hurt 291 00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:31,516 if he doesn't show up. 292 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,154 I think I know my own dad, Shrub. 293 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:37,227 Besides, you're one to talk about relationships. 294 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:38,864 (door opens) 295 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,605 Look who's home. Dad. 296 00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:44,474 Hi, Dad. 297 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:45,778 There she is--Kells Bells. 298 00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,715 Hey, Shrub. Looking good there, little man. 299 00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:48,784 -Thank you, Uncle Bobby. -Yeah. 300 00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:51,088 All right. This looks great, Kel. 301 00:11:51,088 --> 00:11:52,224 Thank you. 302 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:55,698 You're cool if your mom and me eat up in Casa del Tina, right? 303 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:59,171 -Yeah, of course. -Yeah. 304 00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:00,473 Thanks, Kel. 305 00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:02,678 Okay. 306 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,149 Oh, wait, Dad, you forgot your vegetables! 307 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:10,694 (clears throat) 308 00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:12,598 The only thing I expect out of you right now is, 309 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:15,036 "Hey, Kelly, can I have some cheese puffs?" 310 00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:16,506 Um, can I? 311 00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:19,244 No, you can't. 312 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:19,913 (needle buzzing) 313 00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:21,415 CHERYL: (whispering) Mandy. 314 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,557 Joe's definitely not here, right? 315 00:12:25,557 --> 00:12:27,360 Oh, yeah. Coast is clear. 316 00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:29,732 (needle buzzes) 317 00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:31,001 Oh, what are you working on? 318 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,707 Just, uh, practicing some new tattoo designs, 319 00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:35,611 in case I get any calls today. 320 00:12:35,611 --> 00:12:36,746 I figured if I practice 321 00:12:36,746 --> 00:12:38,583 on these festive seasonal squashes, 322 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,888 I could use them as Christmas decorations. 323 00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:42,858 -That's Rudolph. -Oh, yeah. 324 00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:45,764 No, I can--um, I sort of see the red nose. 325 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,637 -Giuliani. -Totally. 326 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,808 (chuckles) Very creative. 327 00:12:50,808 --> 00:12:52,344 Can I ask you to do me a huge favor? 328 00:12:52,344 --> 00:12:54,882 I had a date with Jimmy, and I just--I really need help 329 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,786 getting out of this dress. 330 00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:59,024 See, the zipper got jammed, 331 00:12:59,024 --> 00:13:01,428 and I have been stuck in it all day. 332 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:04,602 Oh, look at you, Fancy Nancy. 333 00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:05,871 Oh, wow. 334 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:08,610 I haven't seen that in a while-- 335 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:09,846 -the dress. -(Cheryl laughs) 336 00:13:09,846 --> 00:13:11,983 What's the occasion? Big Stuff Friday? 337 00:13:11,983 --> 00:13:13,352 (laughing) Big Stuff... 338 00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:16,291 -She had a date with Jimmy. -Mandy. 339 00:13:17,561 --> 00:13:19,197 (pager beeping) 340 00:13:19,197 --> 00:13:20,433 Ha ha. 341 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,337 Business is taking off. 342 00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:24,809 You mind if I take an hour or so to knock out a tat? 343 00:13:24,809 --> 00:13:27,213 -Do I have a choice? -Nope. 344 00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:33,125 So things are going well with Jimmy. 345 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:35,898 Yeah. 346 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,670 Did he give you a chocolate fountain? 347 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:39,739 Not a metaphor. 348 00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:40,874 -Oh, yeah, I know. -Gross. 349 00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:42,143 I would never use that as a metaphor. 350 00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:43,847 'Cause I wore the dress when you took me 351 00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,517 to the place with the chocolate fountain. 352 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:46,653 Yeah. No. That's was a fun night. 353 00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,590 Yeah. 354 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,761 Well, I have a date... 355 00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,998 with a broken dishwasher. 356 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,506 Big Stuff Friday's, like, our busy time right now. 357 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:57,908 It's good to see you, though. 358 00:13:57,908 --> 00:14:00,914 The dress still looks great. 359 00:14:00,914 --> 00:14:03,119 -See you soon. -See you. 360 00:14:07,394 --> 00:14:08,597 (footsteps approaching) 361 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,400 Did you like the ribs? 362 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,803 Why is your coat on? 363 00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:13,673 -I got to take off. -Why? 364 00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:15,511 There's still chocolate cake, Dad. 365 00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:16,813 Look, Kel, I respect you too much 366 00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:18,049 not to be straight with you, 367 00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:20,687 but your mom and I are like fire and fireworks. 368 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,625 We burn bright, and then we explode. 369 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,729 That's why you can only have fireworks once a year. 370 00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:26,198 Who says? 371 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,603 I mean, I think there should be a July 4th every month. 372 00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:30,073 Doesn't work that way. 373 00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:33,580 Oh, Kel, you and I are so similar. 374 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,083 -Yeah? -Yeah. 375 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,822 Can't be tied down, you know? 376 00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:39,926 We're wildcards. 377 00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:42,832 I get that, totally. 378 00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:45,169 Sorry, kiddo. 379 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:48,008 Catch you around, K-Town. 380 00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:56,593 (door closes) 381 00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,462 Cheeto Bandito. 382 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:05,243 Mom! 383 00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:07,982 Do you want your cake, or can we eat it? 384 00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:10,319 TINA: Leave me alone! 385 00:15:15,229 --> 00:15:19,171 (man speaking indistinctly on TV) 386 00:15:25,082 --> 00:15:26,753 Yeah, I was totally expecting this. 387 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,022 I think it's, like, the first step 388 00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,692 in them getting back together, actually. 389 00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:30,828 Sort of like a test run. 390 00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:32,130 Like, everything needs that, so... 391 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:35,938 Also, he loved the ribs, so I nailed that. 392 00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:37,808 All this equipment? 393 00:15:37,808 --> 00:15:40,079 Our nuclear storage units. 394 00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,718 (car door closes) 395 00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:44,154 Dad? 396 00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:47,393 (conversation on TV continues indistinctly) 397 00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:49,665 What do you want? 398 00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,001 Okay. 399 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:52,738 I'm just here to hang out with Shrub. 400 00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:54,007 KELLY: Why do you think he's here? 401 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,777 I geo-tracked him. 402 00:15:55,777 --> 00:15:57,748 Plus, he butt-dialed me three times. 403 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,752 And also his nan told me. 404 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:02,390 Plus, I can see him. He's right there. 405 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,929 Hi, Shrub. 406 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:07,735 Oh, hey...Beth. 407 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,339 She found me. 408 00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:12,210 I found him. 409 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,749 -(sighs) -I sent you five emojis, 410 00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:18,657 but you only sent four back. 411 00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:22,932 (mouthing words) 412 00:16:22,932 --> 00:16:25,804 Beth, can I talk to you in the kitchen? 413 00:16:25,804 --> 00:16:27,875 Sure. 414 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,745 So what is this, like, girl talk? 415 00:16:29,745 --> 00:16:30,981 -Yeah. -Cool. 416 00:16:30,981 --> 00:16:32,718 Want me to French braid your hair? 417 00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:34,187 -No. -Okay. 418 00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,693 (indistinct chatter on TV) 419 00:16:38,429 --> 00:16:39,632 Okay. 420 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,738 (chair scrapes) 421 00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:44,140 Look, B-Town, 422 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,313 I respect you too much to not be straight up with you. 423 00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:49,685 You and Shrub are like a firework. 424 00:16:49,685 --> 00:16:52,357 -Like the Katy Perry song? -No. 425 00:16:52,357 --> 00:16:54,729 Like, there can't be Fourth of July every day. 426 00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:56,198 Don't you get that? 427 00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:58,970 Like, Shrub isn't into you. He has his own life. 428 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:00,339 And you're just an inconvenience. 429 00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:02,010 You're, like, a silly little girl, 430 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:03,345 and he's a Tiger King, okay? 431 00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:06,519 You can't just cage him down. Don't you get that? 432 00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:08,757 I think so. 433 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,629 (sighs) 434 00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:13,065 Beth... 435 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,002 you and I are so similar. 436 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:16,739 -We are? -Yeah. 437 00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:18,977 -That's cool. -KELLY: Yeah. 438 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:20,379 We're wildcards, okay? 439 00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:23,252 So I understand exactly how you're feeling. 440 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,191 (sighs) But you got to face the facts and get your own life. 441 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:29,030 You can't count on him for anything. 442 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,801 -I don't-- -No. 443 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,871 It's over, B-Town, okay? 444 00:17:32,871 --> 00:17:34,407 I'm sorry, kid. 445 00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:38,817 Well, um... 446 00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:40,286 -thank you, Kelly. -Mm-hmm. 447 00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:43,058 It's so important for us sisters 448 00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:45,496 to be straight up with each other. 449 00:17:45,496 --> 00:17:47,635 Yeah, okay. 450 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:48,770 Oh, we're hugging. 451 00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:52,811 That's enough. 452 00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:54,749 You need to go now. 453 00:18:05,504 --> 00:18:07,708 Well, it's done. 454 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:08,843 Wait. Wait, what? 455 00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:11,916 No, Kel--Kelly, I-I-I didn't want to break up with her. 456 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,285 I wanted to go on a break. 457 00:18:13,285 --> 00:18:15,524 Dude, Beth's a goddess. I'm not gonna-- 458 00:18:15,524 --> 00:18:17,528 Don't even start. 459 00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:22,871 (groans) 460 00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:25,042 (sighs) I mean, I lost my boo, 461 00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,615 but I made a new BFF. 462 00:18:27,615 --> 00:18:30,453 Mm, Kelly is so awesome. 463 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:33,994 That reminds me-- I should text her some emojis. 464 00:18:33,994 --> 00:18:37,901 Um, do you have her number? 465 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,371 -Another exercise bike? -MAN: Yep. 466 00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:42,544 Goes over there with the others. 467 00:18:42,544 --> 00:18:44,849 Wow. Nice dress. 468 00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:46,853 Looking good, girl. 469 00:18:46,853 --> 00:18:48,255 I didn't know tonight was formal. 470 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:50,827 Yeah, thank you. Thanks. 471 00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:53,065 Cheryl, are you here to help? 472 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,673 Yeah, um, Joe, you and I are friends, right? 473 00:18:56,673 --> 00:18:58,175 Yeah. Absolutely. 474 00:18:58,175 --> 00:18:59,912 The kind of friends who will be there for each other 475 00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:01,949 no matter how bad it gets? 476 00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:04,220 -Yeah, of course. -Great. 477 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,659 I need you to follow me behind this dumpster. 478 00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:10,433 (Joe clears throat) 479 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:14,575 (indistinct chatter, scattered laughter) 480 00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:15,977 (Cheryl sighs) 481 00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:17,948 Get this zipper unstuck! 482 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,987 (laughs) Okay. you got it. 483 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:22,591 Okay. 484 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:25,162 All right. 485 00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:27,133 It's--it's stuck. 486 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,104 It's really stuck. 487 00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:30,974 Okay. Okeydokey. 488 00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,878 And a-one, two-- 489 00:19:32,878 --> 00:19:34,582 Oh. 490 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,051 It ripped. 491 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,888 -CHERYL: Oh, gosh. -(door opens) 492 00:19:38,923 --> 00:19:40,292 That's my queen. (laughs) 493 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:43,633 -Oh, my-- -Hit the road, Len. 494 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:46,238 (sighs) Come on. 495 00:19:46,238 --> 00:19:47,608 CHERYL: Oh. 496 00:19:50,212 --> 00:19:53,152 -Are you okay? -Yeah. No, I'm, uh-- 497 00:19:53,152 --> 00:19:55,557 I'm fine. 498 00:19:55,557 --> 00:19:58,462 Gosh, it's supposed to be my lucky dress. 499 00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:01,736 -(chuckles) -I don't feel unlucky. 500 00:20:01,736 --> 00:20:04,809 I'm sorry about your dress. I know how much you loved it. 501 00:20:04,809 --> 00:20:06,411 That's okay. 502 00:20:06,411 --> 00:20:09,084 You know, sometimes you got to get out of something old 503 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,319 to get into something new. 504 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:12,591 Or something new with someone old. 505 00:20:12,591 --> 00:20:15,296 -Do you mean me and you? -I was joking. No, no, no. 506 00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:16,566 -Me and Jimmy. -Like wordplay. 507 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,168 -You and Jimmy? -I'm terrible with wordplay. 508 00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:19,605 God, you know me so well. 509 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:20,907 Huh? 510 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:27,053 -Okay, well... -Yeah. 511 00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:28,757 -Thank you for the coat. -You got it. 512 00:20:28,757 --> 00:20:32,363 -Nope, nope. Yep. -Okay, here we go. 513 00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:35,002 -CHERYL: Thanks. -JOE: You're welcome. 514 00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,338 (indistinct chatter) 515 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:39,010 I'll just leave that there. 516 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:40,514 Oh, yeah, Big Stuff Friday. 517 00:20:40,514 --> 00:20:43,987 It's funny, I haven't seen that dress in a while... 518 00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:46,859 or held her like that. 519 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:50,065 I forgot how perfect she fits in my arms... 520 00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:53,439 in--in a platonic way, of course. 521 00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,209 Big Stuff Friday was great. 522 00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:58,015 I got a grill... 523 00:20:58,015 --> 00:20:59,985 and some new drapes. 524 00:20:59,985 --> 00:21:02,023 (laughs) 525 00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:04,461 Big Stuff Friday is the best. 526 00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:06,231 I mean, you can seriously 527 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,400 sometimes snag something awesome, 528 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,503 like an almost-working refrigerator. 529 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:12,878 KELLY: One time, we got an old air hockey table, okay? 530 00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:13,847 And we used frozen 531 00:21:13,847 --> 00:21:14,915 hamburger patties as the puck. 532 00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:16,251 Yes, and when it doesn't work, 533 00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:17,386 it's even better, 534 00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:18,857 'cause it's the best stuff 535 00:21:18,857 --> 00:21:20,560 to smash! 536 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:23,132 That's my bike, you [bleep]! 537 00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:24,300 BOTH: Go! Go! 538 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,739 SHRUB: Dude, run! Oh, God! 539 00:21:26,739 --> 00:21:28,877 Go! Go! Go! Go! 540 00:21:28,877 --> 00:21:29,879 Oh, God.