1 00:00:01,910 --> 00:00:05,129 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:18,075 -Shh, shh, shh. -Okay, crazy alert. 3 00:00:18,077 --> 00:00:19,501 Right in this store behind us--right here-- 4 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:22,763 is one pair of Nike Vaporfly Elite Flyprint 3D sneakers. 5 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:24,097 Can you believe it? 6 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:26,341 The exact same shoes that Tony Hawk wears 7 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:29,269 to walk his dogs are sitting on a shelf right now 8 00:00:29,271 --> 00:00:30,696 between a pair of orthopedic nurses' shoes 9 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,014 and those sandal things 10 00:00:33,016 --> 00:00:34,258 that old ladies can fit their feet into 11 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:35,759 if they have hammer toes. Well, hey-- 12 00:00:35,761 --> 00:00:37,944 They came in the bottom of a box of socks into the store. 13 00:00:37,946 --> 00:00:39,204 -SHRUB: Yeah. -KELLY: Total mistake. 14 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,281 SHRUB: Those shoes are worth, like, $2,000. 15 00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:42,949 KELLY: Guess how much Mr. Perkins is selling them for? 16 00:00:42,951 --> 00:00:44,543 $100. 17 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:48,363 All we need is $100 and we'll be walking like the Hawk-King. 18 00:00:48,365 --> 00:00:50,698 And Shrub and I wear the exact same size shoe, 19 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,959 so we're gonna switch off wearing them every other day. 20 00:00:52,961 --> 00:00:54,111 -My God! -MR. PERKINS: Shoo! get out! 21 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:55,295 And don't come back! 22 00:00:55,297 --> 00:00:59,116 -You're a wicked man. -Wait! Where's my shoe? 23 00:00:59,118 --> 00:01:01,785 Perkins! My shoe is still in there. 24 00:01:01,787 --> 00:01:04,730 You stole my shoe! 25 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,139 What the hell? 26 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:09,902 Oh, ew, ew! I stepped in old man spit! 27 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,219 Oh! 28 00:01:11,221 --> 00:01:14,314 KELLY: I stepped in old man spit, oh! 29 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:16,800 -Gettin' our garage sale on! -Hey, hey! 30 00:01:16,802 --> 00:01:18,302 We're gonna make a fortune. 31 00:01:18,304 --> 00:01:20,079 We brought out all our best stuff, so come on in. 32 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,397 Check it out. Super cute. 33 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:23,473 These were my best friends growin' up, 34 00:01:23,475 --> 00:01:24,975 so gonna make some kid really happy. 35 00:01:24,977 --> 00:01:28,069 Don't touch that! Put it down! 36 00:01:28,071 --> 00:01:29,980 Okay, everyone under seven, out! 37 00:01:29,982 --> 00:01:30,997 -SHRUB: Get out! -Not allowed! Not allowed! 38 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:33,817 SHRUB: Go, go, go, go, go! 39 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:36,169 Hey, how much is this? 40 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:40,006 Oh, you have very good taste, my friend. 41 00:01:40,008 --> 00:01:42,159 I went through a pirate phase in high school 42 00:01:42,161 --> 00:01:43,418 after Kelly and I watched, like, 43 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,162 a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. 44 00:01:45,164 --> 00:01:46,772 I-I dressed up like Jack Sparrow for a while. 45 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,941 But, uh, then, like, 46 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,776 a bunch of jocks beat me up 47 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,185 for wearing mascara. 48 00:01:52,187 --> 00:01:54,780 Um, yeah, but during that time, 49 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,264 I was able to make a bunch 50 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:57,932 of treasure maps of our town. 51 00:01:57,934 --> 00:02:01,328 "Yar lies Colonel Flatch's treasure of gold." 52 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:04,030 I-is this real? 53 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:06,016 (clears throat) Hell yeah. 54 00:02:06,018 --> 00:02:07,459 Did you ever dig up the treasure? 55 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,943 No, Levi, 56 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:10,945 I-I'm a very busy guy. 57 00:02:10,947 --> 00:02:12,297 Can I buy the map? 58 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,524 I'll give you $5. It's my whole allowance. 59 00:02:14,526 --> 00:02:17,261 Friggin' sold, my man! Happy hunting! 60 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,308 I'll give you 10 cents for the cat. 61 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,052 [bleep], Len. Okay, this is pure china. 62 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:27,962 It says China on the bottom, even. 63 00:02:27,964 --> 00:02:31,057 Also, there's sentimental value there, so 20 bucks. 64 00:02:31,059 --> 00:02:33,560 Forget it. I hate cats anyway. 65 00:02:33,562 --> 00:02:36,897 I just wanted something to prop open the bathroom door. 66 00:02:36,899 --> 00:02:38,064 BOTH: Ew. 67 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:39,849 Cats rule, okay? 68 00:02:39,851 --> 00:02:40,409 And normal people close the door 69 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,144 They don't prop it open, disgusto! 70 00:02:43,146 --> 00:02:44,312 Ever thought that's why you live alone? 71 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:45,980 Start closing the door when you do gross stuff! 72 00:02:45,982 --> 00:02:48,000 Um, I got another email from Jimmy 73 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:49,484 over at the Pockton Gazette. 74 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:51,003 Another riddle. 75 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:55,465 "What do you get when you cross two rival newspaper editors?" 76 00:02:57,494 --> 00:03:01,329 (stammering) Do you think that means he's asking me out? 77 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:03,907 'Cause I think he might be. 78 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:05,166 Or it's a death threat. 79 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:08,687 Ah, it's so hard to tell these days! 80 00:03:11,508 --> 00:03:12,507 -(knock at door) -BIG MANDY: Hey. 81 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,842 You need to make the font on the paper bigger. 82 00:03:14,844 --> 00:03:16,028 I lost my reading glasses 83 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,845 and I don't want to buy another pair. 84 00:03:17,847 --> 00:03:19,756 (laughs) Hi, Mandy. What's up? 85 00:03:19,758 --> 00:03:21,425 I just told you. 86 00:03:21,427 --> 00:03:24,110 -Oh, is that why you came by? -Yeah. 87 00:03:24,112 --> 00:03:26,613 Oh, wait. Can I ask you a question? 88 00:03:26,615 --> 00:03:30,191 Hey, I--are you single? 89 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:32,377 I'm flattered, but I don't do redheads. 90 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,121 -Y'all are bad luck. -CHERYL: What? No. 91 00:03:35,123 --> 00:03:37,107 Um, look, there's this guy who's been emailing me, 92 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:39,943 and I think he might want to ask me out. 93 00:03:39,945 --> 00:03:42,870 But, um, I'm not really sure 94 00:03:42,872 --> 00:03:44,297 if I'm ready to start dating again. 95 00:03:44,299 --> 00:03:46,450 Listen, just shut that all down. 96 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:48,118 Get out there! You're at your peak. 97 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,303 I get it. It ain't easy. 98 00:03:50,305 --> 00:03:52,456 The men, and even some of the women I've got my eye on, 99 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:53,640 they think I'm out of their league. 100 00:03:53,642 --> 00:03:55,959 They are correct. 101 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:57,218 But they're intimidated by my wit 102 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:00,054 and my sexy charm, you know? 103 00:04:00,056 --> 00:04:01,982 It ain't easy bein' a smart woman these days. 104 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:03,633 Yeah, I hear ya. 105 00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:05,244 You see, you and me, 106 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:08,972 we're a couple of filet mignons in a town of hamburgers. 107 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:10,640 (laughs) 108 00:04:10,642 --> 00:04:13,752 And see, that's the type of wit that scares 'em off! 109 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:14,995 You get it! Come on, you get it! 110 00:04:14,997 --> 00:04:17,422 Come on! Yeah! 111 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,665 Strong! (laughs) 112 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,075 Back at ya, professor. Yeah, you stay strong too. 113 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:23,262 Garage sale was a bit of a bust. 114 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,097 So I'm taking it on the road. 115 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,674 Father Joe is totally gonna want to buy this Bible 116 00:04:27,676 --> 00:04:30,844 that my dad stole from a motel when he was in Cincinnati. 117 00:04:30,846 --> 00:04:33,772 (jazzy music) 118 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:38,944 ♪ 119 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,762 Worst party ever. 120 00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:45,433 ♪ 121 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:48,862 All right. Nice work, Mandy. That's right. 122 00:04:48,864 --> 00:04:50,363 Ope! Don't wanna over-twirl though. 123 00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:53,625 Okay? Use your flourishes to accentuate, not dominate. 124 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,777 Really important. 125 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:58,297 What the [bleep]? 126 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,224 Yeah. 127 00:05:01,226 --> 00:05:03,451 There's still a spark between me and Dylan. 128 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:06,196 I guess you could say that kiss we shared in grade school 129 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:09,049 was more powerful than either of us dares to admit. 130 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:10,958 I've been told my kisses are electric. 131 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,060 (kisses) 132 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:16,056 You won't believe what I was last Halloween. 133 00:05:16,058 --> 00:05:17,390 What the hell? 134 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:18,800 Oh, Kelly. 135 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:20,802 We don't use that kind of language in the Lord's house. 136 00:05:20,804 --> 00:05:22,470 You let Nadine start a dance class? 137 00:05:22,472 --> 00:05:25,048 -In the community room? -Yes. She asked me 138 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:27,050 if she could, and I said that I thought that was a great idea. 139 00:05:27,052 --> 00:05:27,993 I asked you two months ago 140 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,387 if I could start a fight club in there, 141 00:05:30,389 --> 00:05:32,497 and you said no. How's that fair? 142 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,334 Kelly, there's a lot of seniors in our church, 143 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:38,653 and I think that dance is good for their body and their soul. 144 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,230 Much more so than fighting. 145 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:41,581 I just can't believe you would take my dream 146 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:43,675 of starting a dance school and give it away to Nadine, 147 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,992 like it's a piece of crappy Halloween candy. 148 00:05:44,994 --> 00:05:46,252 I literally had no idea 149 00:05:46,254 --> 00:05:48,329 you wanted to start a dance studio. 150 00:05:48,331 --> 00:05:50,240 I've never seen you dance. 151 00:05:50,242 --> 00:05:51,183 I don't think I've ever even seen you run. 152 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,834 Well then, watch this. 153 00:05:52,836 --> 00:05:56,596 Kelly! Hey! 154 00:05:56,598 --> 00:05:57,747 Would you like to join my dance class? 155 00:05:57,749 --> 00:05:58,932 I know you don't have any money, 156 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:01,585 but I'd be more than happy to waive the $10 fee. 157 00:06:01,587 --> 00:06:03,269 -No big. -No, Nadine. 158 00:06:03,271 --> 00:06:04,921 I do not wish to join your very stupid dance class. 159 00:06:04,923 --> 00:06:07,440 Okay? Because I already know how to dance and really well. 160 00:06:07,442 --> 00:06:09,618 And don't act like you don't know that. 161 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,263 When I was a kid, I was a ballerina. 162 00:06:13,265 --> 00:06:14,373 I actually had mad skills. 163 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:17,267 My teacher used to call me a trooper 164 00:06:17,269 --> 00:06:18,359 because I was so light on my feet. 165 00:06:18,361 --> 00:06:19,694 Like when the parachute troopers 166 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:21,454 are floating down from the airplanes? 167 00:06:21,456 --> 00:06:23,865 Then Nadine got jealous and screwed me over. 168 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:26,443 Basically, Nadine was the best in class 169 00:06:26,445 --> 00:06:28,369 and always got the lead solo dance. 170 00:06:28,371 --> 00:06:31,448 And Kelly was always put in the back row. 171 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,708 Nadine was so good, she got a standing ovation 172 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:35,452 on the night of the recital. 173 00:06:35,454 --> 00:06:38,045 And so Kelly tried to top her, 174 00:06:38,047 --> 00:06:41,400 which did not go as planned. 175 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:44,361 (applause) 176 00:06:44,963 --> 00:06:46,721 (crowd gasps) 177 00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:48,798 After that, I realized that ballet's dumb. 178 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,151 So I decided to dedicate myself to the only type of dancing 179 00:06:51,153 --> 00:06:54,371 that really matters: hip-hop. 180 00:06:56,324 --> 00:06:59,918 Hey, quit push-- Ricky, quit pushing. 181 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,253 There's enough for everyone. 182 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,422 Oh, my God, the treasures are in the ground. 183 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,090 -They're not going anywhere. -KELLY: Scooch it. 184 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,407 -Give me the money. -KELLY: Please move. 185 00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:07,759 (overlapping chatter) 186 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,911 -Dude, you made more maps? -What are you talking about? 187 00:07:09,913 --> 00:07:13,915 No, I found more. 188 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:15,434 Got it. Nice, okay. 189 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,993 Well, I'm starting a hip-hop dance school, 190 00:07:16,995 --> 00:07:18,103 and I need your help. 191 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,513 Sorry, but I have a rather thriving business 192 00:07:20,515 --> 00:07:21,681 going on right now. 193 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,834 -Why, how much have you made? -SHRUB: Uh, $120 so far. 194 00:07:24,836 --> 00:07:25,685 So yeah, I might just buy 195 00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:27,279 those shoes for myself, if you don't mind, 196 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,597 seeing as you haven't exactly been contributing. 197 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:31,933 How do you know I'm not gonna make enough money too? 198 00:07:31,935 --> 00:07:33,193 Uh, I don't know. 199 00:07:33,195 --> 00:07:34,861 'Cause a dance school's a dumb idea? 200 00:07:34,863 --> 00:07:36,121 You're a dumb idea. 201 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:37,789 KIDS: Hey! 202 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,274 Mature. 203 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:41,201 You can have that one. Eddie! 204 00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:45,046 No browsing. You read it, you buy it. 205 00:07:46,692 --> 00:07:48,282 This is how I start my day. 206 00:07:48,284 --> 00:07:50,385 Let's go take a look at my babies. 207 00:07:52,531 --> 00:07:54,389 What the fruit? 208 00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:01,980 [bleep]. 209 00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:09,988 SHRUB: You spelled "fresh" wrong. 210 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:10,897 KELLY: It's old school spelling. 211 00:08:10,899 --> 00:08:11,898 Heard of it? 212 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,307 Why are you here anyways? 213 00:08:13,309 --> 00:08:15,160 Begging your way back into my school? 214 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,436 No, I just wanted to see if you were gonna do it. 215 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:18,722 I still think it's a dumb idea. 216 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:22,834 Oh, and by the way, um, I actually made $160. 217 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,411 So yeah, I'm about to go buy those shoes. 218 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:28,398 And then probably, like, a thousand slushies, so... 219 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,158 Fine. Why don't you go make out with Nadine 220 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,660 while you're at it, you little traitor? 221 00:08:32,662 --> 00:08:34,161 (scoffs) 222 00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:36,740 Beth? W-what's up? 223 00:08:36,742 --> 00:08:39,017 I'm here for the hip-hop class. 224 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,927 -Really? -Yeah, I love dancing. 225 00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:43,263 KELLY: Well, well, well. 226 00:08:43,265 --> 00:08:44,748 I'm really excited to have you be part of my school. 227 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:48,193 Well, we are happy to have you be part of our school. 228 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:52,197 -So let's get our hip-hop on. -Oh, yeah! 229 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,591 (laughs) Throw your hands up in the air! 230 00:08:54,593 --> 00:08:57,093 -(mimics air horn) -Mickey, why are you here? 231 00:08:57,095 --> 00:08:58,394 Beth told me about the class. 232 00:08:58,396 --> 00:09:00,096 And since I'm always trying to improve myself, 233 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:02,189 I thought I'd stop by. 234 00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:03,616 Truth be told, 235 00:09:03,618 --> 00:09:05,268 I was looking to spend some more time with Beth. 236 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:07,695 And I know Shrub's in love with her. 237 00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:10,957 And Shrub is my bro. So bro code, but still. 238 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,292 Beth is so hot. 239 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:16,037 Hey, look who I ran into on my way over here. 240 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,630 June? You like hip-hop? 241 00:09:17,632 --> 00:09:21,226 I'm always interested in ways to make my hip replacement hop. 242 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,468 SHRUB: (laughs) That's a corker, June! 243 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:24,712 KELLY: Okay, well, I just need $10 from everyone, 244 00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,690 and then we can get started. 245 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,128 Hey, Big Mandy. Are you here to join the class? 246 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,989 No, I'm just watching. 247 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,649 I'm afraid that even 248 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,994 if you're just watching, you have to pay. 249 00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:47,977 Oh, uh, let's just say you're auditing the class. 250 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:49,087 -Yeah, you do that. -KELLY: Yeah. 251 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,663 I'm on my lunch break. 252 00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,816 I usually watch something funny when I eat 253 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,334 because I read in this alternative medicine blog 254 00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:58,838 it creates enzymes which helps aid in my digestion. 255 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,432 Now, I usually watch The Simpsons 256 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,008 when I eat my meals, 257 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:02,826 but when I heard about this class... 258 00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:04,269 (laughs) 259 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:08,331 I knew it was gonna be hilarious. 260 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:10,775 I'm about to digest like a [bleep]. 261 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:15,697 (laughing) 262 00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,935 Okay, guys. Let's get started. 263 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:23,696 First, we're gonna start with this thing called the K-Kell, 264 00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:25,773 an original. 265 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,867 (hip-hop music on speakers) 266 00:10:27,869 --> 00:10:32,797 ♪ 267 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:37,427 (laughing) 268 00:10:38,697 --> 00:10:40,530 Okay. 269 00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:42,641 You know, that one actually is pretty advanced stuff. 270 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,701 That took me five years to actually nail down. 271 00:10:44,703 --> 00:10:46,386 Maybe I shouldn't start day one with that. 272 00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:48,204 So what we're gonna do is, we're gonna do something 273 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,890 a little bit easier but just as cool. 274 00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:53,968 Okay? Let's get with it. 275 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:58,657 ♪ 276 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,976 (laughing) 277 00:11:01,978 --> 00:11:02,977 Oh, stop! 278 00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:06,406 (rapid rapping) 279 00:11:06,408 --> 00:11:10,393 Please, stop. You're makin' me pee my pants! 280 00:11:10,395 --> 00:11:11,819 (laughing) 281 00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,320 Um, okay. Yup. 282 00:11:13,322 --> 00:11:15,899 I can tell you guys are still really excited. 283 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,491 Me, too. Now this one's gonna be 284 00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:19,419 a little bit more basic just to get us warmed up, okay? 285 00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:21,738 'Cause soon you'll be able to look like that. 286 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:27,519 ♪ 287 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:32,390 All right, everyone with me now! 288 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,084 Hey, look at me! I'm hip-hopping. 289 00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:36,861 Go, June, go. 290 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,847 Turn around now, big move. 291 00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:41,866 Good. 292 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,776 I don't think this is hip-hop. 293 00:11:43,778 --> 00:11:44,685 Of course it is, Beth. 294 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:46,204 Listen to the music. Keep it up! 295 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,264 All right. I'm done. 296 00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,399 Thank God I didn't have a bigger sandwich. 297 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:55,939 -I'm kinda bored. -It is a tad repetitious. 298 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:56,881 Not to criticize. 299 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,609 Oh, I don't know. 300 00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:00,885 I'm having fun. 301 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,053 -Yeah? -CHERYL: Yeah. 302 00:12:02,297 --> 00:12:04,781 Look, you just--you know, you get bigger with it. 303 00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:07,392 Yeah, look. Ooh. 304 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,395 You gotta get jiggy with it, before you can get--oh, ow! 305 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:14,566 -JUNE: Ooh, ooh, are you okay? -CHERYL: Yeah, my ankle. 306 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,459 SHRUB: Use your phone. Call someone. 307 00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:17,810 MICKEY: I don't have a phone. I don't have pockets. 308 00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:20,387 BETH: Should she stretch it that much? 309 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:22,799 This is like the dance recital all over again. 310 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:25,818 Nadine probably dug that hole just to sabotage me. 311 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,561 She's probably gonna buy those sneakers too. 312 00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:30,081 Hey! Are you the jackass who ripped off 313 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,991 my little brothers with a fake treasure map? 314 00:12:31,993 --> 00:12:34,586 Um, I sold them a quality product, 315 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,662 -if that's what you mean. -You told them this was real. 316 00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:39,332 Yeah, that was for entertainment purposes only. 317 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:40,666 Well, my brother says you told him 318 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:42,576 it definitely leads to treasure, guaranteed. 319 00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:44,487 Okay, well that sounds taken out of context. 320 00:12:44,489 --> 00:12:46,431 You'd better give those kids their money back now 321 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,099 or I'm gonna do ten times worse to you 322 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,560 than I did in high school, Jack Sparrow. 323 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:53,438 Call you later, bro. 324 00:12:57,335 --> 00:13:01,262 Take it. I don't even care. 325 00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:03,764 They were for entertainment purposes only! 326 00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:06,117 God! 327 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,786 My zinnias are destroyed. 328 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,954 I'm getting angry calls from people all over town 329 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,364 about kids digging up holes. 330 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:13,440 And poor Cheryl, she's the one with the sprained ankle. 331 00:13:13,442 --> 00:13:15,960 And it turns out it's all because of you two. 332 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,370 Well, why is everyone calling you about it? 333 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,872 -You're not the police. -FATHER JOE: I have no idea. 334 00:13:19,874 --> 00:13:23,450 It's incredibly annoying. And it makes zero sense to me. 335 00:13:23,452 --> 00:13:24,710 Yeah, well, you should be more forceful 336 00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,530 in making them realize you're not law enforcement. 337 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:29,198 -SHRUB: Yeah. -FATHER JOE: I've tried. Okay? 338 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,383 But for some reason, 339 00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:32,201 they all see me as some sort of father fig-- 340 00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:32,977 this isn't about me! Okay? 341 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,480 Stop changing the subject! 342 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,298 Well, you'll be happy to know that I'm broke now. 343 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,466 So justice has been served. 344 00:13:39,468 --> 00:13:41,302 Yeah, and I was just trying to be an "entre-manure" 345 00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:44,614 like you're always telling me I should be. 346 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,233 (sighs) 347 00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:52,905 Look, your hearts are in the right place. 348 00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:54,315 I know that. 349 00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,225 But Kelly, your dance class 350 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,335 shouldn't be a competition with Nadine. 351 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,005 Dance is one of the most sacred forms of personal 352 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,732 and spiritual expression. 353 00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:05,659 If you want to share your passion with the world, 354 00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:09,088 you have to make sure that your motives are pure 355 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:11,057 and you teach from your heart. 356 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,292 Why do you cut your hair so short? 357 00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:15,928 It makes you look like a farmer. 358 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:16,929 I know you heard me. 359 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:20,525 Hey, look. I'm gonna show you what I mean. 360 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:27,273 (hip-hop music) 361 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:30,517 -Oh, no! -Now, most people, 362 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,871 they know me as good old Father Joe. 363 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,280 (sighs) 364 00:14:34,282 --> 00:14:36,207 FATHER JOE: Because that's who I choose to show them. 365 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,101 But if I wanted to show them the true expression, 366 00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:40,527 who I really am, 367 00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:43,548 I would do...this. 368 00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:47,944 This is just me, 369 00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:50,221 Joseph Alan Binghoffer. 370 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,706 I'm just gonna honor God 371 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,785 by showing off some of the most killer moves 372 00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:57,544 Flatch has ever seen before. 373 00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,305 Well, as you know, I did quite a lot of dancing 374 00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:01,900 when I was in A-Men, a spiritual boy band. 375 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,235 We were huge in Germany. 376 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,388 And it really connected my physical with my spiritual. 377 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,073 ♪ 378 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,891 ♪ Can't miss our destination 379 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:14,037 ♪ 380 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:17,974 Father Joe is right. 381 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:18,991 -Really? -Yeah. 382 00:15:18,993 --> 00:15:20,251 I need to invent some better moves 383 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,311 that are, like, just about me, you know? 384 00:15:22,313 --> 00:15:23,254 ♪ Up the line 385 00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:24,738 NADINE: All right, let's see those moves. 386 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,149 What the [bleep]? 387 00:15:26,151 --> 00:15:27,817 SHRUB: No, wait, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly-- 388 00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:28,834 No, no, no, no! 389 00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:32,931 KELLY: What the hell, Nadine? Hip-hop? 390 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,174 And et tu, Mandy? Et tu? 391 00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,994 Kelly, come on. Look at what you've inspired. 392 00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:40,830 Inspired? You stole my idea. 393 00:15:40,832 --> 00:15:41,847 I thought your dance school folded 394 00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:44,350 after today's debacle-- no offense. 395 00:15:44,352 --> 00:15:45,259 Um, offense. 396 00:15:45,353 --> 00:15:46,927 My school's just about to take off. 397 00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:47,853 NADINE: Oh, well, that's great. 398 00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:49,614 Good for you, Kelly. Oh, my gosh. 399 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,840 Hey. Do you want to sit in on my class 400 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:53,526 and I can show you some better moves you can use? 401 00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:55,769 Better moves? 402 00:15:55,771 --> 00:15:57,029 -You could show me? -Yeah. 403 00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:58,848 Yeah, if you'd like, so no one gets hurt. 404 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,533 What I'd like is to see you 405 00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:02,368 with those weak-ass moves out in the streets, 406 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,461 looking like a straight chump! 407 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,279 Okay, Kelly. 408 00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:06,447 I know you're upset about your latest disappointment, 409 00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:08,949 but there's really no need to take it out on me, okay? 410 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:11,194 Plus, you're the one who stole my idea 411 00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:12,953 for a dance class in the first place. 412 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:14,530 Nadine, it was a bit aggressive for you 413 00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:17,458 to take Kelly's hip-hop idea on the same day she did. 414 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,368 Really, Dylan? Was it? Thank you so much, 415 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,887 but you actually know nothing about any of this. 416 00:16:21,889 --> 00:16:23,206 You can't even walk across the room 417 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,465 without tripping all over yourself. 418 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,150 So please don't tell me how to run my dance school. 419 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,893 Hey, do not be mean to him. That's where I-- 420 00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:29,562 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 421 00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:30,563 Everybody shut up! 422 00:16:30,565 --> 00:16:31,897 Okay, the way I see it, 423 00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:34,567 there is only one way to settle this. 424 00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:36,995 And I think we all know what that means. 425 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:41,407 Dance off! Guys, come on! 426 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:45,003 -Oh, hell yeah. Let's do it! -Fine! Bring it on, sister! 427 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,230 (laughs) Let me get my sandwich. 428 00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,507 ("I've Got the Power" by SNAP) 429 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,492 ♪ 430 00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:54,679 (laughing) 431 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,406 ♪ I've got the power 432 00:16:57,408 --> 00:17:03,913 ♪ 433 00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:05,506 ♪ I've got the power 434 00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:10,603 ♪ 435 00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:12,363 Bring it on, bitch! 436 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:19,120 ♪ 437 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,290 Don't. 438 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,192 There's really no dance I can't do well. 439 00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:28,028 I've actively tried, I-- trust me. 440 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,030 And I just can't seem to do it. 441 00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,215 I'll turn off the music, 442 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,259 but my body just finds the rhythm. 443 00:17:33,628 --> 00:17:35,611 Kelly! 444 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:37,388 Whoo-hoo! Dance off! 445 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,392 ♪ 446 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,228 Yeah! 447 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:47,123 -(laughing) -Dude! 448 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,066 -No, no, no, no, no. -Dylan, Dylan! 449 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,069 Show 'em what you got! You have this! 450 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,719 You'll embarrass yourself really bad, Dylan. 451 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:53,963 No. 452 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,722 ♪ I've got the power 453 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,241 Don't catch it. Dylan! 454 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,651 Oh! 455 00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:03,414 ♪ 456 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,324 NADINE: He's really embarrassing himself! 457 00:18:05,326 --> 00:18:06,751 SHRUB: Oh, the hopscotch! 458 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,753 -Oh! -KELLY: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 459 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,979 Wow, Dylan! 460 00:18:09,981 --> 00:18:11,981 I have no idea what happened in there. 461 00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:13,332 I think I blacked out. 462 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,760 Yes! 463 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,595 That was amazing! 464 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,080 Yes! Winner? 465 00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:21,915 -♪ I've got the power -Winner? Winner? 466 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:24,176 Winner? Whoo! I won! 467 00:18:24,178 --> 00:18:25,010 NADINE: No, you didn't. That wasn't a vote. 468 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,588 You just yelled "winner" a bunch. 469 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,940 Nadine, 470 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,943 you need to realize that dance shouldn't be a contest. 471 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,778 -Oh. -Okay? 472 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,114 It is the most scared form 473 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,175 of impressions and spirits. Okay? 474 00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:40,934 So if you want to teach your fashion, 475 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,329 your heart needs to be motivated. 476 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,851 I hereby declare dance schools dumb! 477 00:18:48,853 --> 00:18:50,002 Mic drop. 478 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,041 Hey, hello? 479 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:57,026 What the hell, Dylan? 480 00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:59,637 Listen, if you ever break up, 481 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,864 give me a call. 482 00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:03,307 Either one of you. 483 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,559 Oh. 484 00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:09,872 You're pretty. 485 00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:11,056 SHRUB: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 486 00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:13,058 All around the world. 487 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,135 Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew! 488 00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:17,196 FATHER JOE: Hey, Kelly. Kelly. 489 00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:20,491 You crushed it! 490 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:24,403 Oh, hey, what do you think? 491 00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:25,571 I needed some new sneaks and these looked fun. 492 00:19:25,573 --> 00:19:28,148 I paid 100 bucks for 'em. 493 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:31,060 That's the most I've ever paid for a pair of shoes. 494 00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:33,487 (laughs) They're pretty cool, huh? 495 00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:35,080 SHRUB: No! 496 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,066 I thought they were pretty fly! 497 00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,067 CAMERA PERSON: Whoa! 498 00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:41,012 Ooh, oh! Are you all right? 499 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,829 Ah, I should have told you about that hole. 500 00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:44,924 There's a lot of them around here. 501 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:46,166 I've always had really weak ankles. 502 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,744 When I was eight, I had to quit the soccer team 503 00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:50,671 -because... -(knock at door) 504 00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:53,357 Oh, I'm sorry. 505 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,358 Ooh! 506 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,488 -Who at this hour? -(knock at door) 507 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,851 What are you doing here, Joe? 508 00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:08,206 Oh! Hey! I-I'm sorry to interrupt you. 509 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,625 Um, just thought I'd bring you some food. 510 00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:14,503 Oh, those are pretty flowers. 511 00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:18,624 Who, uh, who sent them to you? 512 00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:22,202 The editor at the Pockton Gazette. 513 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:23,704 Oh. 514 00:20:23,706 --> 00:20:27,040 Cheryl, she's an incredibly smart person. 515 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:31,354 And I am really...well, not. 516 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,158 I knew she would get bored with me 517 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,885 and she'd have to break up with me. 518 00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:41,388 I just didn't want her to have to go through that, 519 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,966 so... 520 00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,619 I think I made the best decision for both of us. 521 00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:51,173 Well, you know, here's your food. 522 00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:54,085 It's hummus, your favorite. 523 00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:58,998 Thanks for bringing me food. That's very sweet of you. 524 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,986 You can eat hummus, but you can't eat flowers. 525 00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:05,263 I'll bet the editor 526 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,340 from the Pockton Gazette didn't know that. 527 00:21:08,342 --> 00:21:10,101 Well... 528 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:14,397 some flowers are edible, you know? 529 00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:17,525 You are so smart. 530 00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:25,858 Um... 531 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,435 -Thanks for coming by, Joe. -I'll see you around, Cheryl. 532 00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:30,079 CHERYL: Yup.