1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:05,143 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:15,865 --> 00:00:18,003 - Shh, shh, shh. - Okay, crazy alert. 3 00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:19,472 Right in this store behind us--right here-- 4 00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:22,779 is one pair of Nike Vaporfly - Elite Flyprint 3 - D sneakers. 5 00:00:22,779 --> 00:00:24,115 Can you believe it? 6 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:26,319 The exact same shoes that Tony Hawk wears 7 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:29,191 to walk his dogs are sitting on a shelf right now 8 00:00:29,191 --> 00:00:30,728 between a pair of orthopedic nurses' shoes 9 00:00:30,728 --> 00:00:32,999 and those sandal things 10 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:34,202 that old ladies can fit their feet into 11 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,672 if they have hammer toes. Well, hey-- 12 00:00:35,672 --> 00:00:37,876 They came in the bottom of a box of socks into the store. 13 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:38,911 - SHRUB: Yeah. - KELLY: Total mistake. 14 00:00:38,911 --> 00:00:41,216 SHRUB: Those shoes are worth, like, $2,000. 15 00:00:41,216 --> 00:00:43,019 KELLY: Guess how much Mr. Perkins is selling them for? 16 00:00:43,019 --> 00:00:44,590 $100. 17 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:48,363 All we need is $100 and we'll be walking like the Hawk-King. 18 00:00:48,363 --> 00:00:50,467 And Shrub and I wear the exact same size shoe, 19 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,006 so we're gonna switch off wearing them every other day. 20 00:00:53,006 --> 00:00:54,075 - My God! - MR. PERKINS: Shoo! get out! 21 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:55,344 And don't come back! 22 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:59,085 - You're a wicked man. - Wait! Where's my shoe? 23 00:00:59,085 --> 00:01:01,724 Perkins! My shoe is still in there. 24 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:04,830 You stole my shoe! 25 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:06,099 What the hell? 26 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:09,973 Oh, ew, ew! I stepped in old man spit! 27 00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:11,209 Oh! 28 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:14,248 KELLY: I stepped in old man spit, oh! 29 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,787 - Gettin' our garage sale on! - Hey, hey! 30 00:01:16,787 --> 00:01:18,223 We're gonna make a fortune. 31 00:01:18,223 --> 00:01:20,160 We brought out all our best stuff, so come on in. 32 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,331 Check it out. Super cute. 33 00:01:22,331 --> 00:01:23,166 These were my best friends growin' up, 34 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,970 so gonna make some kid really happy. 35 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:28,109 Don't touch that! Put it down! 36 00:01:28,109 --> 00:01:29,980 Okay, everyone under seven, out! 37 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:31,049 - SHRUB: Get out! - Not allowed! Not allowed! 38 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,821 SHRUB: Go, go, go, go, go! 39 00:01:33,821 --> 00:01:36,259 Hey, how much is this? 40 00:01:36,259 --> 00:01:40,100 Oh, you have very good taste, my friend. 41 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,137 I went through a pirate phase in high school 42 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:43,239 after Kelly and I watched, like, 43 00:01:43,239 --> 00:01:45,143 a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. 44 00:01:45,143 --> 00:01:46,814 I-I dressed up like Jack Sparrow for a while. 45 00:01:46,814 --> 00:01:49,051 But, uh, then, like, 46 00:01:49,051 --> 00:01:50,855 a bunch of jocks beat me up 47 00:01:50,855 --> 00:01:52,257 for wearing mascara. 48 00:01:52,257 --> 00:01:54,896 Um, yeah, but during that time, 49 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,332 I was able to make a bunch 50 00:01:56,332 --> 00:01:57,969 of treasure maps of our town. 51 00:01:57,969 --> 00:02:01,543 "Yar lies Colonel Flatch's treasure of gold." 52 00:02:01,944 --> 00:02:04,148 I-is this real? 53 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:06,052 (clears throat) Hell yeah. 54 00:02:06,052 --> 00:02:07,622 Did you ever dig up the treasure? 55 00:02:07,622 --> 00:02:09,025 No, Levi, 56 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:11,029 I-I'm a very busy guy. 57 00:02:11,029 --> 00:02:12,431 Can I buy the map? 58 00:02:12,431 --> 00:02:14,569 I'll give you $5. It's my whole allowance. 59 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:17,374 Friggin' sold, my man! Happy hunting! 60 00:02:21,416 --> 00:02:23,453 I'll give you 10 cents for the cat. 61 00:02:23,453 --> 00:02:26,159 [bleep], Len. Okay, this is pure china. 62 00:02:26,159 --> 00:02:27,962 It says China on the bottom, even. 63 00:02:27,962 --> 00:02:31,169 Also, there's sentimental value there, so 20 bucks. 64 00:02:31,169 --> 00:02:33,708 Forget it. I hate cats anyway. 65 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:37,014 I just wanted something to prop open the bathroom door. 66 00:02:37,014 --> 00:02:38,183 BOTH: Ew. 67 00:02:38,183 --> 00:02:39,920 Cats rule, okay? 68 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,588 And normal people close the door 69 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:43,426 They don't prop it open, disgusto! 70 00:02:43,426 --> 00:02:44,362 Ever thought that's why you live alone? 71 00:02:44,362 --> 00:02:46,099 Start closing the door when you do gross stuff! 72 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,169 Um, I got another email from Jimmy 73 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:49,906 over at the Pockton Gazette. 74 00:02:49,906 --> 00:02:51,175 Another riddle. 75 00:02:51,175 --> 00:02:55,651 "What do you get when you cross two rival newspaper editors?" 76 00:02:57,354 --> 00:03:01,429 (stammering) Do you think that means he's asking me out? 77 00:03:01,429 --> 00:03:04,001 'Cause I think he might be. 78 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:05,137 Or it's a death threat. 79 00:03:05,137 --> 00:03:08,878 Ah, it's so hard to tell these days! 80 00:03:11,884 --> 00:03:12,685 - (knock at door) - BIG MANDY: Hey. 81 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:14,990 You need to make the font on the paper bigger. 82 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:16,225 I lost my reading glasses 83 00:03:16,225 --> 00:03:17,996 and I don't want to buy another pair. 84 00:03:17,996 --> 00:03:19,866 (laughs) Hi, Mandy. What's up? 85 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,436 I just told you. 86 00:03:21,436 --> 00:03:24,275 - Oh, is that why you came by? - Yeah. 87 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,780 Oh, wait. Can I ask you a question? 88 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:30,320 Hey, I--are you single? 89 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,592 I'm flattered, but I don't do redheads. 90 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:35,297 - Y'all are bad luck. - CHERYL: What? No. 91 00:03:35,297 --> 00:03:37,267 Um, look, there's this guy who's been emailing me, 92 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:40,073 and I think he might want to ask me out. 93 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:43,046 But, um, I'm not really sure 94 00:03:43,046 --> 00:03:44,482 if I'm ready to start dating again. 95 00:03:44,482 --> 00:03:46,587 Listen, just shut that all down. 96 00:03:46,587 --> 00:03:48,256 Get out there! You're at your peak. 97 00:03:48,256 --> 00:03:50,360 I get it. It ain't easy. 98 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,599 The men, and even some of the women I've got my eye on, 99 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:53,868 they think I'm out of their league. 100 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:56,072 They are correct. 101 00:03:56,072 --> 00:03:57,374 But they're intimidated by my wit 102 00:03:57,374 --> 00:04:00,213 and my sexy charm, you know? 103 00:04:00,213 --> 00:04:02,117 It ain't easy bein' a smart woman these days. 104 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,788 Yeah, I hear ya. 105 00:04:03,788 --> 00:04:05,490 You see, you and me, 106 00:04:05,490 --> 00:04:09,131 we're a couple of filet mignons in a town of hamburgers. 107 00:04:09,131 --> 00:04:10,668 (laughs) 108 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:14,008 And see, that's the type of wit that scares 'em off! 109 00:04:14,008 --> 00:04:15,243 You get it! Come on, you get it! 110 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:17,849 Come on! Yeah! 111 00:04:17,849 --> 00:04:18,818 Strong! (laughs) 112 00:04:18,918 --> 00:04:21,289 Back at ya, professor. Yeah, you stay strong too. 113 00:04:21,289 --> 00:04:23,527 Garage sale was a bit of a bust. 114 00:04:23,527 --> 00:04:25,363 So I'm taking it on the road. 115 00:04:25,363 --> 00:04:27,836 Father Joe is totally gonna want to buy this Bible 116 00:04:27,836 --> 00:04:31,075 that my dad stole from a motel when he was in Cincinnati. 117 00:04:31,075 --> 00:04:34,048 (jazzy music) 118 00:04:34,048 --> 00:04:39,158 ♪ 119 00:04:39,158 --> 00:04:40,962 Worst party ever. 120 00:04:40,962 --> 00:04:45,671 ♪ 121 00:04:45,671 --> 00:04:49,145 All right. Nice work, Mandy. That's right. 122 00:04:49,145 --> 00:04:50,615 Ope! Don't wanna over-twirl though. 123 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:53,954 Okay? Use your flourishes to accentuate, not dominate. 124 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:56,025 Really important. 125 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:58,597 What the [bleep]? 126 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,435 Yeah. 127 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,641 There's still a spark between me and Dylan. 128 00:05:03,641 --> 00:05:06,379 I guess you could say that kiss we shared in grade school 129 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:09,318 was more powerful than either of us dares to admit. 130 00:05:09,318 --> 00:05:11,189 I've been told my kisses are electric. 131 00:05:11,189 --> 00:05:12,391 (kisses) 132 00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:16,332 You won't believe what I was last Halloween. 133 00:05:16,332 --> 00:05:17,635 What the hell? 134 00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:18,737 Oh, Kelly. 135 00:05:18,737 --> 00:05:21,075 We don't use that kind of language in the Lord's house. 136 00:05:21,075 --> 00:05:22,745 You let Nadine start a dance class? 137 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:25,283 - In the community room? - Yes. She asked me 138 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,487 if she could, and I said that I thought that was a great idea. 139 00:05:27,487 --> 00:05:28,323 I asked you two months ago 140 00:05:28,323 --> 00:05:30,628 if I could start a fight club in there, 141 00:05:30,628 --> 00:05:32,832 and you said no. How's that fair? 142 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,671 Kelly, there's a lot of seniors in our church, 143 00:05:35,671 --> 00:05:38,911 and I think that dance is good for their body and their soul. 144 00:05:38,911 --> 00:05:40,480 Much more so than fighting. 145 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,884 I just can't believe you would take my dream 146 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,021 of starting a dance school and give it away to Nadine, 147 00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:45,290 like it's a piece of crappy Halloween candy. 148 00:05:45,290 --> 00:05:46,492 I literally had no idea 149 00:05:46,492 --> 00:05:48,631 you wanted to start a dance studio. 150 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,433 I've never seen you dance. 151 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,537 I don't think I've ever even seen you run. 152 00:05:51,537 --> 00:05:53,139 Well then, watch this. 153 00:05:53,139 --> 00:05:56,914 Kelly! Hey! 154 00:05:56,914 --> 00:05:58,116 Would you like to join my dance class? 155 00:05:58,116 --> 00:05:59,118 I know you don't have any money, 156 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,857 but I'd be more than happy to waive the $10 fee. 157 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:03,393 - No big. - No, Nadine. 158 00:06:03,393 --> 00:06:05,196 I do not wish to join your very stupid dance class. 159 00:06:05,196 --> 00:06:07,802 Okay? Because I already know how to dance and really well. 160 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,973 And don't act like you don't know that. 161 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,547 When I was a kid, I was a ballerina. 162 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:14,783 I actually had mad skills. 163 00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:17,555 My teacher used to call me a trooper 164 00:06:17,555 --> 00:06:18,657 because I was so light on my feet. 165 00:06:18,657 --> 00:06:19,826 Like when the parachute troopers 166 00:06:19,826 --> 00:06:21,797 are floating down from the airplanes? 167 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:24,201 Then Nadine got jealous and screwed me over. 168 00:06:24,201 --> 00:06:26,740 Basically, Nadine was the best in class 169 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,711 and always got the lead solo dance. 170 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:31,650 And Kelly was always put in the back row. 171 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:34,054 Nadine was so good, she got a standing ovation 172 00:06:34,054 --> 00:06:35,691 on the night of the recital. 173 00:06:35,691 --> 00:06:38,396 And so Kelly tried to top her, 174 00:06:38,396 --> 00:06:41,803 which did not go as planned. 175 00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:44,843 (applause) 176 00:06:45,277 --> 00:06:47,047 (crowd gasps) 177 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:48,951 After that, I realized that ballet's dumb. 178 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,523 So I decided to dedicate myself to the only type of dancing 179 00:06:51,523 --> 00:06:54,796 that really matters: hip-hop. 180 00:06:56,566 --> 00:07:00,273 Hey, quit push-- Ricky, quit pushing. 181 00:07:00,273 --> 00:07:01,677 There's enough for everyone. 182 00:07:01,677 --> 00:07:03,847 Oh, my God, the treasures are in the ground. 183 00:07:03,847 --> 00:07:05,518 - They're not going anywhere. - KELLY: Scooch it. 184 00:07:05,518 --> 00:07:06,987 - Give me the money. - KELLY: Please move. 185 00:07:06,987 --> 00:07:08,189 (overlapping chatter) 186 00:07:08,189 --> 00:07:10,293 - Dude, you made more maps? - What are you talking about? 187 00:07:10,293 --> 00:07:14,301 No, I found more. 188 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,871 Got it. Nice, okay. 189 00:07:15,871 --> 00:07:17,307 Well, I'm starting a hip-hop dance school, 190 00:07:17,307 --> 00:07:18,544 and I need your help. 191 00:07:18,544 --> 00:07:21,148 Sorry, but I have a rather thriving business 192 00:07:21,148 --> 00:07:22,084 going on right now. 193 00:07:22,284 --> 00:07:25,290 - Why, how much have you made? - SHRUB: Uh, $120 so far. 194 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:26,025 So yeah, I might just buy 195 00:07:26,192 --> 00:07:27,729 those shoes for myself, if you don't mind, 196 00:07:27,729 --> 00:07:30,000 seeing as you haven't exactly been contributing. 197 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,337 How do you know I'm not gonna make enough money too? 198 00:07:32,337 --> 00:07:33,507 Uh, I don't know. 199 00:07:33,507 --> 00:07:35,310 'Cause a dance school's a dumb idea? 200 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:36,580 You're a dumb idea. 201 00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:38,249 KIDS: Hey! 202 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,755 Mature. 203 00:07:40,755 --> 00:07:41,523 You can have that one. Eddie! 204 00:07:41,523 --> 00:07:45,531 No browsing. You read it, you buy it. 205 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,671 This is how I start my day. 206 00:07:48,671 --> 00:07:50,841 Let's go take a look at my babies. 207 00:07:52,912 --> 00:07:54,849 What the fruit? 208 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:02,464 [bleep]. 209 00:08:07,675 --> 00:08:10,447 SHRUB: You spelled "fresh" wrong. 210 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:11,349 KELLY: It's old school spelling. 211 00:08:11,349 --> 00:08:12,351 Heard of it? 212 00:08:12,351 --> 00:08:13,754 Why are you here anyways? 213 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,691 Begging your way back into my school? 214 00:08:15,691 --> 00:08:17,895 No, I just wanted to see if you were gonna do it. 215 00:08:17,895 --> 00:08:18,897 I still think it's a dumb idea. 216 00:08:18,897 --> 00:08:23,339 Oh, and by the way, um, I actually made $160. 217 00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:25,878 So yeah, I'm about to go buy those shoes. 218 00:08:25,878 --> 00:08:28,784 And then probably, like, a thousand slushies, so... 219 00:08:28,784 --> 00:08:31,590 Fine. Why don't you go make out with Nadine 220 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:33,092 while you're at it, you little traitor? 221 00:08:33,092 --> 00:08:34,562 (scoffs) 222 00:08:34,562 --> 00:08:37,167 Beth? W-what's up? 223 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,539 I'm here for the hip-hop class. 224 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:41,409 - Really? - Yeah, I love dancing. 225 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:43,747 KELLY: Well, well, well. 226 00:08:43,747 --> 00:08:45,183 I'm really excited to have you be part of my school. 227 00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:48,724 Well, we are happy to have you be part of our school. 228 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:52,732 - So let's get our hip-hop on. - Oh, yeah! 229 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,003 (laughs) Throw your hands up in the air! 230 00:08:55,003 --> 00:08:57,508 - (mimics air horn) - Mickey, why are you here? 231 00:08:57,508 --> 00:08:58,844 Beth told me about the class. 232 00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:00,514 And since I'm always trying to improve myself, 233 00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:02,652 I thought I'd stop by. 234 00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:04,121 Truth be told, 235 00:09:04,121 --> 00:09:05,725 I was looking to spend some more time with Beth. 236 00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,995 And I know Shrub's in love with her. 237 00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:11,435 And Shrub is my bro. So bro code, but still. 238 00:09:11,435 --> 00:09:12,805 Beth is so hot. 239 00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:16,546 Hey, look who I ran into on my way over here. 240 00:09:16,546 --> 00:09:18,149 June? You like hip-hop? 241 00:09:18,149 --> 00:09:21,823 I'm always interested in ways to make my hip replacement hop. 242 00:09:21,823 --> 00:09:23,025 SHRUB: (laughs) That's a corker, June! 243 00:09:23,025 --> 00:09:25,230 KELLY: Okay, well, I just need $10 from everyone, 244 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:27,267 and then we can get started. 245 00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:32,578 Hey, Big Mandy. Are you here to join the class? 246 00:09:32,578 --> 00:09:34,549 No, I'm just watching. 247 00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:37,087 I'm afraid that even 248 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:39,559 if you're just watching, you have to pay. 249 00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:48,409 Oh, uh, let's just say you're auditing the class. 250 00:09:48,409 --> 00:09:49,679 - Yeah, you do that. - KELLY: Yeah. 251 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,248 I'm on my lunch break. 252 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:53,252 I usually watch something funny when I eat 253 00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:54,923 because I read in this alternative medicine blog 254 00:09:54,923 --> 00:09:59,431 it creates enzymes which helps aid in my digestion. 255 00:09:59,431 --> 00:10:01,068 Now, I usually watch The Simpsons 256 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,572 when I eat my meals, 257 00:10:02,572 --> 00:10:03,339 but when I heard about this class... 258 00:10:03,339 --> 00:10:04,776 (laughs) 259 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:08,784 I knew it was gonna be hilarious. 260 00:10:08,784 --> 00:10:11,388 I'm about to digest like a [bleep]. 261 00:10:11,388 --> 00:10:16,332 (laughing) 262 00:10:19,471 --> 00:10:21,510 Okay, guys. Let's get started. 263 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:24,314 First, we're gonna start with this thing called the K-Kell, 264 00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:26,352 an original. 265 00:10:26,352 --> 00:10:28,489 (hip-hop music on speakers) 266 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:33,466 ♪ 267 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:38,075 (laughing) 268 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:41,048 Okay. 269 00:10:41,048 --> 00:10:43,286 You know, that one actually is pretty advanced stuff. 270 00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:45,256 That took me five years to actually nail down. 271 00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:46,993 Maybe I shouldn't start day one with that. 272 00:10:46,993 --> 00:10:48,764 So what we're gonna do is, we're gonna do something 273 00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:51,503 a little bit easier but just as cool. 274 00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:54,576 Okay? Let's get with it. 275 00:10:54,576 --> 00:10:59,318 ♪ 276 00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:02,592 (laughing) 277 00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:03,594 Oh, stop! 278 00:11:03,594 --> 00:11:07,067 (rapid rapping) 279 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,941 Please, stop. You're makin' me pee my pants! 280 00:11:10,941 --> 00:11:12,410 (laughing) 281 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,914 Um, okay. Yup. 282 00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:16,385 I can tell you guys are still really excited. 283 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,089 Me, too. Now this one's gonna be 284 00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:20,059 a little bit more basic just to get us warmed up, okay? 285 00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,330 'Cause soon you'll be able to look like that. 286 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:28,209 ♪ 287 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,952 All right, everyone with me now! 288 00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:35,691 Hey, look at me! I'm hip-hopping. 289 00:11:35,691 --> 00:11:37,562 Go, June, go. 290 00:11:37,562 --> 00:11:40,500 Turn around now, big move. 291 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,538 Good. 292 00:11:42,538 --> 00:11:44,509 I don't think this is hip-hop. 293 00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:45,210 Of course it is, Beth. 294 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,913 Listen to the music. Keep it up! 295 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,884 All right. I'm done. 296 00:11:48,884 --> 00:11:51,255 Thank God I didn't have a bigger sandwich. 297 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:56,566 - I'm kinda bored. - It is a tad repetitious. 298 00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:57,602 Not to criticize. 299 00:11:57,602 --> 00:12:00,240 Oh, I don't know. 300 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,543 I'm having fun. 301 00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:02,477 - Yeah? - CHERYL: Yeah. 302 00:12:02,645 --> 00:12:05,416 Look, you just--you know, you get bigger with it. 303 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:08,122 Yeah, look. Ooh. 304 00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:11,128 You gotta get jiggy with it, before you can get--oh, ow! 305 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:15,303 - JUNE: Ooh, ooh, are you okay? - CHERYL: Yeah, my ankle. 306 00:12:15,303 --> 00:12:17,073 SHRUB: Use your phone. Call someone. 307 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:18,309 MICKEY: I don't have a phone. I don't have pockets. 308 00:12:18,309 --> 00:12:21,048 BETH: Should she stretch it that much? 309 00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:23,419 This is like the dance recital all over again. 310 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:26,392 Nadine probably dug that hole just to sabotage me. 311 00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,229 She's probably gonna buy those sneakers too. 312 00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:30,668 Hey! Are you the jackass who ripped off 313 00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,705 my little brothers with a fake treasure map? 314 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:35,343 Um, I sold them a quality product, 315 00:12:35,343 --> 00:12:37,380 - if that's what you mean. - You told them this was real. 316 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:40,053 Yeah, that was for entertainment purposes only. 317 00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:41,388 Well, my brother says you told him 318 00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:43,292 it definitely leads to treasure, guaranteed. 319 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:45,163 Okay, well that sounds taken out of context. 320 00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:47,033 You'd better give those kids their money back now 321 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,837 or I'm gonna do ten times worse to you 322 00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:51,342 than I did in high school, Jack Sparrow. 323 00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:54,214 Call you later, bro. 324 00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:01,963 Take it. I don't even care. 325 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:04,502 They were for entertainment purposes only! 326 00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:06,906 God! 327 00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:08,577 My zinnias are destroyed. 328 00:13:08,577 --> 00:13:10,814 I'm getting angry calls from people all over town 329 00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,150 about kids digging up holes. 330 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:14,187 And poor Cheryl, she's the one with the sprained ankle. 331 00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:17,060 And it turns out it's all because of you two. 332 00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:18,162 Well, why is everyone calling you about it? 333 00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:20,668 - You're not the police. - FATHER JOE: I have no idea. 334 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:23,974 It's incredibly annoying. And it makes zero sense to me. 335 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:25,009 Yeah, well, you should be more forceful 336 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:28,049 in making them realize you're not law enforcement. 337 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:29,919 - SHRUB: Yeah. - FATHER JOE: I've tried. Okay? 338 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:31,155 But for some reason, 339 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:32,925 they all see me as some sort of father fig-- 340 00:13:32,925 --> 00:13:33,794 this isn't about me! Okay? 341 00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:36,131 Stop changing the subject! 342 00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:38,069 Well, you'll be happy to know that I'm broke now. 343 00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:40,106 So justice has been served. 344 00:13:40,106 --> 00:13:42,077 Yeah, and I was just trying to be an "entre-manure" 345 00:13:42,077 --> 00:13:45,450 like you're always telling me I should be. 346 00:13:46,218 --> 00:13:48,255 (sighs) 347 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:53,734 Look, your hearts are in the right place. 348 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,103 I know that. 349 00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,940 But Kelly, your dance class 350 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,175 shouldn't be a competition with Nadine. 351 00:13:58,175 --> 00:14:01,850 Dance is one of the most sacred forms of personal 352 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:03,486 and spiritual expression. 353 00:14:03,486 --> 00:14:06,458 If you want to share your passion with the world, 354 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:09,899 you have to make sure that your motives are pure 355 00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:11,903 and you teach from your heart. 356 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,007 Why do you cut your hair so short? 357 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:16,713 It makes you look like a farmer. 358 00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:17,515 I know you heard me. 359 00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:21,422 Hey, look. I'm gonna show you what I mean. 360 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,135 (hip-hop music) 361 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:31,308 - Oh, no! - Now, most people, 362 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,780 they know me as good old Father Joe. 363 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,116 (sighs) 364 00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,053 FATHER JOE: Because that's who I choose to show them. 365 00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:38,890 But if I wanted to show them the true expression, 366 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,295 who I really am, 367 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:44,434 I would do...this. 368 00:14:46,004 --> 00:14:48,744 This is just me, 369 00:14:48,744 --> 00:14:51,115 Joseph Alan Binghoffer. 370 00:14:51,115 --> 00:14:53,520 I'm just gonna honor God 371 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,593 by showing off some of the most killer moves 372 00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,195 Flatch has ever seen before. 373 00:14:58,195 --> 00:15:00,199 Well, as you know, I did quite a lot of dancing 374 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,772 when I was in A-Men, a spiritual boy band. 375 00:15:02,772 --> 00:15:05,143 We were huge in Germany. 376 00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:08,215 And it really connected my physical with my spiritual. 377 00:15:08,215 --> 00:15:09,952 ♪ 378 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,723 ♪ Can't miss our destination 379 00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:14,962 ♪ 380 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:18,804 Father Joe is right. 381 00:15:18,804 --> 00:15:19,872 - Really? - Yeah. 382 00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:21,175 I need to invent some better moves 383 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,345 that are, like, just about me, you know? 384 00:15:23,345 --> 00:15:24,181 ♪ Up the line 385 00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:25,617 NADINE: All right, let's see those moves. 386 00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:26,986 What the [bleep]? 387 00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:28,590 SHRUB: No, wait, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly-- 388 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,759 No, no, no, no! 389 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:33,900 KELLY: What the hell, Nadine? Hip-hop? 390 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,071 And et tu, Mandy? Et tu? 391 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,844 Kelly, come on. Look at what you've inspired. 392 00:15:38,844 --> 00:15:41,683 Inspired? You stole my idea. 393 00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:42,751 I thought your dance school folded 394 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:45,456 after today's debacle-- no offense. 395 00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:46,158 Um, offense. 396 00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,828 My school's just about to take off. 397 00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:48,763 NADINE: Oh, well, that's great. 398 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,834 Good for you, Kelly. Oh, my gosh. 399 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:51,736 Hey. Do you want to sit in on my class 400 00:15:51,836 --> 00:15:54,474 and I can show you some better moves you can use? 401 00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,679 Better moves? 402 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:57,982 - You could show me? - Yeah. 403 00:15:57,982 --> 00:15:59,719 Yeah, if you'd like, so no one gets hurt. 404 00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:01,388 What I'd like is to see you 405 00:16:01,388 --> 00:16:03,325 with those weak-ass moves out in the streets, 406 00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:04,461 looking like a straight chump! 407 00:16:04,461 --> 00:16:05,998 Okay, Kelly. 408 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:06,933 I know you're upset about your latest disappointment, 409 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,739 but there's really no need to take it out on me, okay? 410 00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:12,076 Plus, you're the one who stole my idea 411 00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,747 for a dance class in the first place. 412 00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:15,383 Nadine, it was a bit aggressive for you 413 00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:18,189 to take Kelly's hip-hop idea on the same day she did. 414 00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:20,259 Really, Dylan? Was it? Thank you so much, 415 00:16:20,259 --> 00:16:22,832 but you actually know nothing about any of this. 416 00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,100 You can't even walk across the room 417 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,403 without tripping all over yourself. 418 00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,140 So please don't tell me how to run my dance school. 419 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,877 Hey, do not be mean to him. That's where I-- 420 00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:30,514 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 421 00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:31,549 Everybody shut up! 422 00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:32,885 Okay, the way I see it, 423 00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:35,557 there is only one way to settle this. 424 00:16:35,557 --> 00:16:38,028 And I think we all know what that means. 425 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,337 Dance off! Guys, come on! 426 00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:46,011 - Oh, hell yeah. Let's do it! - Fine! Bring it on, sister! 427 00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:48,148 (laughs) Let me get my sandwich. 428 00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:50,521 ("I've Got the Power" by SNAP) 429 00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,457 ♪ 430 00:16:52,457 --> 00:16:55,697 (laughing) 431 00:16:55,697 --> 00:16:58,335 ♪ I've got the power 432 00:16:58,335 --> 00:17:04,849 ♪ 433 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,485 ♪ I've got the power 434 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:11,629 ♪ 435 00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:13,399 Bring it on, bitch! 436 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:20,146 ♪ 437 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,319 Don't. 438 00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:26,158 There's really no dance I can't do well. 439 00:17:26,158 --> 00:17:29,030 I've actively tried, I-- trust me. 440 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:31,034 And I just can't seem to do it. 441 00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:32,203 I'll turn off the music, 442 00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:34,341 but my body just finds the rhythm. 443 00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,579 Kelly! 444 00:17:36,579 --> 00:17:38,449 Whoo-hoo! Dance off! 445 00:17:38,449 --> 00:17:42,490 ♪ 446 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:45,296 Yeah! 447 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,035 - (laughing) - Dude! 448 00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:49,070 - No, no, no, no, no. - Dylan, Dylan! 449 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:52,043 Show 'em what you got! You have this! 450 00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:53,713 You'll embarrass yourself really bad, Dylan. 451 00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:54,949 No. 452 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,719 ♪ I've got the power 453 00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:58,322 Don't catch it. Dylan! 454 00:17:58,322 --> 00:17:59,692 Oh! 455 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:04,434 ♪ 456 00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,371 NADINE: He's really embarrassing himself! 457 00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:07,841 SHRUB: Oh, the hopscotch! 458 00:18:07,841 --> 00:18:09,845 - Oh! - KELLY: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 459 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:10,981 Wow, Dylan! 460 00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,985 I have no idea what happened in there. 461 00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:14,421 I think I blacked out. 462 00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:16,859 Yes! 463 00:18:16,859 --> 00:18:18,697 That was amazing! 464 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,001 Yes! Winner? 465 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,938 - ♪ I've got the power - Winner? Winner? 466 00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:25,109 Winner? Whoo! I won! 467 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:25,777 NADINE: No, you didn't. That wasn't a vote. 468 00:18:25,877 --> 00:18:28,650 You just yelled "winner" a bunch. 469 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,852 Nadine, 470 00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:32,992 you need to realize that dance shouldn't be a contest. 471 00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:34,895 - Oh. - Okay? 472 00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:37,166 It is the most scared form 473 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:40,206 of impressions and spirits. Okay? 474 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,010 So if you want to teach your fashion, 475 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,481 your heart needs to be motivated. 476 00:18:46,886 --> 00:18:49,892 I hereby declare dance schools dumb! 477 00:18:49,892 --> 00:18:51,161 Mic drop. 478 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,140 Hey, hello? 479 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,008 What the hell, Dylan? 480 00:18:58,008 --> 00:19:00,781 Listen, if you ever break up, 481 00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:02,885 give me a call. 482 00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,454 Either one of you. 483 00:19:04,454 --> 00:19:05,691 Oh. 484 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,934 You're pretty. 485 00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:12,170 SHRUB: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 486 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,107 All around the world. 487 00:19:14,107 --> 00:19:16,244 Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew! 488 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:18,382 FATHER JOE: Hey, Kelly. Kelly. 489 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:21,656 You crushed it! 490 00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:25,564 Oh, hey, what do you think? 491 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,733 I needed some new sneaks and these looked fun. 492 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,237 I paid 100 bucks for 'em. 493 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:32,110 That's the most I've ever paid for a pair of shoes. 494 00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,582 (laughs) They're pretty cool, huh? 495 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,385 SHRUB: No! 496 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:38,122 I thought they were pretty fly! 497 00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:39,157 CAMERA PERSON: Whoa! 498 00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:42,196 Ooh, oh! Are you all right? 499 00:19:42,196 --> 00:19:43,967 Ah, I should have told you about that hole. 500 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:46,204 There's a lot of them around here. 501 00:19:46,204 --> 00:19:47,173 I've always had really weak ankles. 502 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,845 When I was eight, I had to quit the soccer team 503 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:51,816 - because... - (knock at door) 504 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,555 Oh, I'm sorry. 505 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:55,590 Ooh! 506 00:19:57,060 --> 00:20:00,700 - Who at this hour? - (knock at door) 507 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,977 What are you doing here, Joe? 508 00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:09,417 Oh! Hey! I-I'm sorry to interrupt you. 509 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,823 Um, just thought I'd bring you some food. 510 00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:15,764 Oh, those are pretty flowers. 511 00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:19,739 Who, uh, who sent them to you? 512 00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:23,378 The editor at the Pockton Gazette. 513 00:20:23,378 --> 00:20:24,882 Oh. 514 00:20:24,882 --> 00:20:28,122 Cheryl, she's an incredibly smart person. 515 00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:32,598 And I am really...well, not. 516 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,273 I knew she would get bored with me 517 00:20:37,273 --> 00:20:40,012 and she'd have to break up with me. 518 00:20:40,012 --> 00:20:42,551 I just didn't want her to have to go through that, 519 00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,922 so... 520 00:20:44,922 --> 00:20:47,861 I think I made the best decision for both of us. 521 00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:52,270 Well, you know, here's your food. 522 00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:55,342 It's hummus, your favorite. 523 00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,219 Thanks for bringing me food. That's very sweet of you. 524 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:05,162 You can eat hummus, but you can't eat flowers. 525 00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:06,566 I'll bet the editor 526 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,572 from the Pockton Gazette didn't know that. 527 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,374 Well... 528 00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:15,684 some flowers are edible, you know? 529 00:21:16,886 --> 00:21:18,823 You are so smart. 530 00:21:24,635 --> 00:21:27,106 Um... 531 00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:29,678 - Thanks for coming by, Joe. - I'll see you around, Cheryl. 532 00:21:29,678 --> 00:21:31,381 CHERYL: Yup.