1 00:00:14,073 --> 00:00:16,240 (grunts) 2 00:00:16,242 --> 00:00:17,591 One of the things on my bucket list 3 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:19,409 has always been to get a pair of my shoes 4 00:00:19,411 --> 00:00:20,686 over a power line. 5 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,929 It's, like, a part of street culture or whatever, 6 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:25,098 and, honestly, I want to be a part of it, 7 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,509 -but it's freaking hard. -(engine revving) 8 00:00:27,511 --> 00:00:29,028 Oh! What? 9 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:32,031 Dude, this is awesome! 10 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:35,200 -It's my badass Aunt Lola's. -Ah. What's up, Shrub? 11 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,535 Hey, Lola. How long are you in town? 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,537 Just a few. Going to make a few sales, 13 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,431 and then I'm going to jet on up to Sandusky for Ohio Bike Week. 14 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:43,450 KELLY: Are you going to buy a motorcycle? 15 00:00:43,452 --> 00:00:46,528 Mm, nah, but I'm definitely going to ride some hogs. 16 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:48,029 (mutters excitedly) 17 00:00:48,031 --> 00:00:50,107 So Lola is my mom's sister and the coolest person 18 00:00:50,109 --> 00:00:52,125 in my whole family, besides my dad. 19 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:54,294 She's like if Rhonda Rousey 20 00:00:54,296 --> 00:00:56,722 and a huge, giant bottle of champagne had a baby. 21 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,782 She owns her own company that sells, like, pills 22 00:00:58,784 --> 00:00:59,966 and juices and stuff. 23 00:00:59,968 --> 00:01:02,119 Legal pills. That's really important. 24 00:01:02,121 --> 00:01:03,136 Anyway, she's going to do a free presentation 25 00:01:03,138 --> 00:01:04,897 while she's at my house in town, 26 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,066 and she said I could help. 27 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,475 That's her. 28 00:01:08,477 --> 00:01:09,976 #icon (kisses) 29 00:01:09,978 --> 00:01:12,529 -Catch you later, Shrub. -Oh. 30 00:01:18,304 --> 00:01:21,038 Yes! Nailed it. 31 00:01:33,836 --> 00:01:36,002 If you're debating which ones to throw over a power line, 32 00:01:36,004 --> 00:01:37,579 I have some excellent intel. 33 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:38,822 What? No. No. No. 34 00:01:38,824 --> 00:01:39,914 I was going to go for a run, 35 00:01:39,916 --> 00:01:41,842 but I can't remember 36 00:01:41,844 --> 00:01:43,660 which pair are next in rotation. 37 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:45,829 It's a real mess. 38 00:01:45,831 --> 00:01:48,849 -Does it matter? -Actually, no. 39 00:01:48,851 --> 00:01:51,777 Good fix. Huh, let me guess. 40 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,928 You're here to see if there's any mail for you. 41 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,689 -Yeah. -I'm afraid not yet, 42 00:01:55,691 --> 00:01:58,175 but, uh, any day now. 43 00:01:58,177 --> 00:02:00,786 SHRUB: So, like, a month ago, Father Joe 44 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,121 helped me fill out an application 45 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,181 for the Cleveland College of the Arts. 46 00:02:04,183 --> 00:02:08,034 "Citizenship status." Alive. 47 00:02:08,036 --> 00:02:10,020 No. I have not told Kelly yet. 48 00:02:10,022 --> 00:02:11,797 That would be like opening 49 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,281 a whole can of worms, 50 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:14,875 and I am not talking 51 00:02:14,877 --> 00:02:16,135 the good gummy kind. 52 00:02:17,212 --> 00:02:19,805 Before I joined the Energize Her family, 53 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,865 I was just like you Flatch women. 54 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:24,459 I was bored. I was broke. 55 00:02:24,461 --> 00:02:28,038 I was dating a deadbeat Kid Rock-wannabe who got mad 56 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,207 when I would stay out past my bedtime, 57 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:32,300 blowing my rent money on coconut-flavored rum 58 00:02:32,302 --> 00:02:34,153 and a rascal of a "Game of Thrones" slot machine 59 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:36,546 at an Indian casino outside of Toledo. 60 00:02:36,548 --> 00:02:38,306 BOTH: Been there. 61 00:02:38,308 --> 00:02:40,975 Oh. I think it's Native American casino. 62 00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:43,053 Yah. Correct. Thank you, sister. 63 00:02:43,055 --> 00:02:45,497 But the point is, the patriarchy 64 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,241 had brainwashed me to live and work 65 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:51,061 in a system that supported my own oppression. 66 00:02:51,063 --> 00:02:52,896 -That sucks. -Yes, Kelly. 67 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:55,156 -Mm-hmm. -LOLA: It sucked, 68 00:02:55,158 --> 00:02:57,325 and then I discovered Energize Her products, 69 00:02:57,327 --> 00:02:59,827 and I started to harness my own feminine power 70 00:02:59,829 --> 00:03:03,407 to not just break the glass ceiling but to crush it. 71 00:03:03,409 --> 00:03:06,076 Kelly, why don't you pass out some samples of She-Shake 72 00:03:06,078 --> 00:03:07,427 so everybody can see 73 00:03:07,429 --> 00:03:11,264 what the amazing power of female solidarity tastes like. 74 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:14,008 -Everyone take your pick. -LOLA: Yeah. 75 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,645 Take a look at your watches so you can mark the exact time 76 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:19,681 that your lives have changed. Drink it up. 77 00:03:19,683 --> 00:03:21,441 You feel something kind of, like, tingling 78 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:22,759 -in the back of your throat? -KELLY: I feel it. 79 00:03:22,761 --> 00:03:24,185 -Yeah. -I do. 80 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:25,445 That's the enzymes, huh? 81 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:28,615 That's why men don't want you to know about this stuff? 82 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:30,784 -Take that, men! -LOLA: Mm. 83 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:32,377 -(coughs) -Okay. 84 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,121 Now, we've got a great almost all-natural product. 85 00:03:35,123 --> 00:03:37,365 All we need is a sales force of Sheroes 86 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,218 who are ready to take control of their lives 87 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:42,128 with a small up-front investment. 88 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:44,514 Let me show you the levels of empowerment. 89 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:48,894 We've got Lil Mama, Big Mama, 90 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,230 Girl Boss, and Boss Bitch, 91 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,732 which includes a signature Boss Bitch blazer. 92 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,234 I do like that blazer. 93 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,885 I'm very concerned this is a pyramid scheme. 94 00:03:57,887 --> 00:03:59,963 -You're a pyramid scheme, dude. -Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. 95 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:01,965 It's okay. It's okay, Kelly. Yeah? 96 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,149 People ask me this all the time. 97 00:04:03,151 --> 00:04:06,803 This is not a pyramid scheme. 98 00:04:06,805 --> 00:04:09,397 This is a multi-level marketing scheme. 99 00:04:09,399 --> 00:04:10,624 (both gasp) 100 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:15,328 JOE: I just knocked out my second 5K of the day. 101 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,756 I found this great app that lets you run the routes 102 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,424 of other local runners. 103 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,926 I'm trying to beat this runner who's got the fastest time 104 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,928 around the perimeter of Flatch. 105 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,597 Whoever it is has local legend status. 106 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,007 Isn't that fun? 107 00:04:27,009 --> 00:04:28,658 Okay, I'm going to go for another loop. 108 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,394 Excuse me. 109 00:04:37,761 --> 00:04:39,927 -So, Aunt Lola ... -LOLA: Mm-hmm? 110 00:04:39,929 --> 00:04:43,173 I've been thinking about your company, 111 00:04:43,175 --> 00:04:45,025 and I want to be a Lil Mama. 112 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:47,786 Oh. No, kid, you're not ready. 113 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,437 Seriously, I can sell anything, 114 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:50,864 like, better than stupid Nadine. 115 00:04:50,866 --> 00:04:53,125 I'm an influencer in this town, 116 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,794 like, the whole athleisure-wear thing you see in Flatch? 117 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,187 -I started it. -LOLA: Okay. 118 00:04:57,189 --> 00:04:59,080 Kelly, you know I think you're the she-bomb. 119 00:04:59,082 --> 00:05:00,132 It's not that you couldn't do this. 120 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,633 -It's just... -Please don't say, "No." 121 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,451 Like, I want to be a Boss Bitch so badly. 122 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:04,803 -Come on. -I tell you what. 123 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,197 You don't have to register or sign up or pay the fees. 124 00:05:07,199 --> 00:05:09,049 You just take out the sample kit 125 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:11,476 and try some sales tomorrow. How about that? 126 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,145 -Yes! Yes! -Yeah? 127 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,296 I even have an extra blazer you can use. 128 00:05:15,298 --> 00:05:16,873 Okay, you won't be sorry. 129 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:17,983 I'll be the best Lil Mama you've seen. 130 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,401 LOLA: I don't doubt it. 131 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,555 (knocking on door) 132 00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:33,223 (both mutter) 133 00:05:33,225 --> 00:05:35,316 Hi, cutie girlie. I'm here to give you 134 00:05:35,318 --> 00:05:37,652 a huge opportunity to get on the ground floor of this. 135 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:40,413 -It's am-- -(door slams) 136 00:05:40,415 --> 00:05:42,082 Sexist! 137 00:05:42,084 --> 00:05:43,991 Okay. Yes. Shrub is fully not a woman, 138 00:05:43,993 --> 00:05:45,919 but I've decided to let him work for me. 139 00:05:45,921 --> 00:05:47,921 He's not my first pick, obviously, 140 00:05:47,923 --> 00:05:49,664 but he agreed to work for free, 141 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,165 so I figured I'd give him a shot, you know? 142 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,592 SHRUB: Kel. 143 00:05:52,594 --> 00:05:54,594 Those are my shoes. 144 00:05:54,596 --> 00:05:56,079 Is that why you're wearing those weird snow boots? 145 00:05:56,081 --> 00:05:58,415 Yeah. Oh, my God, dude. 146 00:05:58,417 --> 00:06:00,433 I think there's a bird living in the left one. 147 00:06:00,435 --> 00:06:01,509 What? 148 00:06:01,511 --> 00:06:03,603 (knocking on door) 149 00:06:03,605 --> 00:06:05,088 RESIDENT: Screw you! 150 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:08,108 Nice mouth, 434 Oak Street! 151 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:09,593 This is the same place that gives away 152 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:12,687 crappy banana-flavored candy on Halloween. 153 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:14,322 It's great she's starting a business, 154 00:06:14,324 --> 00:06:16,190 especially since there's a chance, y'know, 155 00:06:16,192 --> 00:06:17,117 I'm going to be on the next train 156 00:06:17,119 --> 00:06:19,193 to college-ville university. 157 00:06:19,195 --> 00:06:21,195 It's just... It's tricky with her, you know, 158 00:06:21,197 --> 00:06:23,940 'cause she really looks to me 159 00:06:23,942 --> 00:06:26,534 for encouragement and support, and... 160 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:27,594 Yeah. 161 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:31,615 -Hey. Hey. Father Joe! -Father Joe, stop! 162 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:32,724 What's up, guys? 163 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,768 I'm trying to beat a local legend. 164 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:35,952 Uh, I don't know what that means, 165 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:38,063 but you could be your own local legend. 166 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,305 -How about that? -Nice. 167 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,459 FJ, today is your lucky day, if you can believe it, 168 00:06:42,461 --> 00:06:45,795 because I actually started selling a shake that was 169 00:06:45,797 --> 00:06:48,240 specifically engineered to energize your run. 170 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,315 Okay, bunny rabbit? 171 00:06:49,468 --> 00:06:52,077 Wait, I thought it was just for women. 172 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,562 Like the patriarchy would let anything be just for women. 173 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:56,806 Okay, Father Joe, if you commit 174 00:06:56,808 --> 00:06:58,658 to a month's supply right now, 175 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:03,663 I can give you a special introductory 25% off. 176 00:07:03,665 --> 00:07:04,998 I really need to go. 177 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,240 Okay. You know what? I'm going to call my boss. 178 00:07:06,242 --> 00:07:08,927 Okay? Wait where you are. Stay still. 179 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,671 Hello? (laughs) You too, boss bitch. 180 00:07:11,673 --> 00:07:14,991 Okay, seriously, I'm with a VIP client right now. 181 00:07:14,993 --> 00:07:16,918 Listen, I know we normally don't do this, 182 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:20,180 but if he commits to a full week's supply right now, 183 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:22,089 do you think we could maybe throw in some pens, 184 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:24,184 maybe a sample of the skin glow supplement? 185 00:07:24,186 --> 00:07:26,336 -I don't need any of that. -You do, really bad. 186 00:07:26,338 --> 00:07:28,354 You have no idea. I can vouch for him. 187 00:07:28,356 --> 00:07:30,674 He's kind of off-and-on, but I like him. 188 00:07:30,676 --> 00:07:32,025 -Yes? -Ah? 189 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:33,677 -Welcome to the family! -Hey! 190 00:07:33,679 --> 00:07:35,345 -You're in. -Whoo! 191 00:07:35,347 --> 00:07:36,496 You're going to love it. 192 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,125 There was no one on the phone. 193 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,627 Okay, we can settle up later. I trust you. 194 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,795 Shrub, give him the pens. 195 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,039 You're going to love those. 196 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:48,692 Thank you guys, but I've got to keep moving 197 00:07:48,694 --> 00:07:50,527 on this run, but thank you. 198 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:52,954 -Thank you. -Yeah, oh, and, Shrub, 199 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:54,364 nothing in the mail yet. 200 00:07:54,366 --> 00:07:57,033 No bad news is good news. 201 00:07:57,035 --> 00:08:00,628 -What is that about? -Nothing. 202 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:02,147 Man stuff. 203 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,207 What do you mean, "man stuff"? Tell me now. 204 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:09,713 Just he has a problem with his ball bag. 205 00:08:09,715 --> 00:08:10,714 It's like, one of them has 206 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:12,824 turned hard like a stone, apparently. 207 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,476 Hey! Have you told Kelly yet? 208 00:08:15,478 --> 00:08:16,661 He just told me. 209 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,221 Cool, right? 210 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:21,833 Uh, I don't know what you want me to say, 211 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,560 to be honest with you. 212 00:08:23,562 --> 00:08:26,588 I'll give you two more time to discuss. 213 00:08:28,825 --> 00:08:30,567 KELLY: I told you I would kill it out there. 214 00:08:30,569 --> 00:08:32,827 -I totally sold out. -You're a little version of me, 215 00:08:32,829 --> 00:08:35,997 Boss Bitch in the making, and it was all one customer? 216 00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:38,165 Yeah, but he, like, is obsessed with it. 217 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:40,760 He already texted me he wants more. 218 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:42,095 -"He"? -I mean, does it matter, 219 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:43,337 if we're closing deals? 220 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,840 We really want to be reaching women, you know, 221 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,174 tapping into that vast sisterhood 222 00:08:47,176 --> 00:08:50,678 of not just customers but potential new reps. 223 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,696 Okay. To be honest, like, 224 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,180 I was kind of striking out with the ladies. 225 00:08:53,182 --> 00:08:54,682 Let me teach you a sales technique 226 00:08:54,684 --> 00:08:56,201 that's designed specifically for women. 227 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,279 It preys on their own insecurities. 228 00:08:59,281 --> 00:09:02,374 -Okay. -Kelly, let me level with you. 229 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:05,618 I know how frustrating thin and stringy hair can be. 230 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,045 What? 231 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,256 You don't have to pretend with me; I get it. 232 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,533 I tried, like, a conditioner, 233 00:09:12,535 --> 00:09:16,721 and I paid 15 stupid dollars, all I had, and it did nothing. 234 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:17,964 What if I told you I have a product 235 00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:20,141 that can fix that stringy mess? 236 00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:24,045 -This will fix my nasty hair? -Yes. 237 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:26,565 No. Does it matter? That was a technique. 238 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:27,732 See what I did? 239 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,459 -Huh? -Oh, my God. 240 00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:31,903 Yeah, you don't need that crap. Your hair is great. 241 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,888 I was like, "What is happening right now?" 242 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:35,965 -You hurt my feelings. -(both laughing) 243 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:38,559 Great. That's how it works. 244 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:39,652 My hair is beautiful. 245 00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:41,062 I tell you what. 246 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,897 Why don't I go on a few sales with you tomorrow. 247 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:44,474 We'll definitely have a good time, 248 00:09:44,476 --> 00:09:45,750 share a few laughs, 249 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,069 and maybe I can teach you a few more sales techniques. 250 00:09:48,071 --> 00:09:50,255 -I would love that. -Hey. It's a date. 251 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,316 Yeah. I'm really worried about Joe. 252 00:09:53,318 --> 00:09:56,094 I think he's already fully addicted to this green stuff. 253 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,762 I ran into him earlier. 254 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,265 He had, like, a permanent green mustache from it. 255 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,084 Okay, no. I've got to go. 256 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,828 CHERYL: Scrolling through his recent posts, 257 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,805 I count five 5K runs in the last 24 hours 258 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,166 and, like, 15 posts about how much he loves green juice. 259 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:11,425 Oh. You have to understand. 260 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,094 With Joe, when he gets obsessed about something, 261 00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:14,838 he can go way down a rabbit hole. 262 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,006 I mean, when we were together, he became so obsessed 263 00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:20,009 with jigsaw puzzles that he wore the fingerprints 264 00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:23,029 off of his right index finger and thumb. 265 00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:24,197 We have our weekly brunch tomorrow. 266 00:10:24,199 --> 00:10:26,850 I'm going to talk to him about it. 267 00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:28,126 Is my skin glowing? 268 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,962 I think it might be. Weird, right? 269 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,423 And this juice is actually really tasty. 270 00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:36,693 I think it does actually energize you. 271 00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:37,785 My last two runs were, like, 272 00:10:37,787 --> 00:10:39,346 a whole minute faster than usual. 273 00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,602 Nice try. Not impressed. Not impressed. 274 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,057 CHERYL: I don't know where he is. 275 00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:52,725 Joe is a lot of things, but he is never late 276 00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:54,878 for our brunch. 277 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,656 Oh, wait. There he... 278 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,991 goes. That was Joe. 279 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,384 You just have to go in acting like 280 00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:02,902 you've got it already because you do. 281 00:11:02,904 --> 00:11:04,996 Hey, guys! We got mail. 282 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,998 Swing by later, and we'll see if we've got some good news 283 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,225 for all of us to celebrate. 284 00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:13,171 (stammering) Really? Wow. Okay, yeah. 285 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,008 He has, like, a messed up downstairs area. 286 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,493 (scoffs) Don't they all? 287 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:22,097 Okay. I gotta go. 288 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,166 You can tell by the way he runs. 289 00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,744 KELLY: Apparently it's just like rock hard. 290 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:30,246 Oh, my God. I am so nervous because, like, I mean, 291 00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:35,193 if I get in, it's, like, Cleveland, but what? 292 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,438 They have the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and a museum 293 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,258 with authentic dinosaur bones and art school. 294 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:47,096 I mean, it's big time, but then, you know, also, 295 00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:50,524 if I get in, I gotta deal with Kelly. 296 00:11:50,526 --> 00:11:52,785 She'd, like, definitely freak out, 297 00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:55,288 and not in a good way, either. 298 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,381 ELIZABETH: Hey, Kelly. 299 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,883 Elizabeth, gorgeous to see you. 300 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,127 This is my Aunt Lola, my icon. 301 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:02,721 -Sup? -Hi. 302 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,205 So, listen. 303 00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:07,208 Today, we came by to give you some very exciting news. 304 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:12,564 -Okay. -Are you tired of being mousy? 305 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,049 -What? -Like a timid, 306 00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:16,476 little mousy mouse girl? 307 00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,903 What? Dude, she's not a mouse girl. 308 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,239 What are you talking about? 309 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,150 Kelly thought you might be excited to hear about a product 310 00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:26,469 that could make your skin glow. 311 00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:29,472 Yes! Don't you want to stop looking like, you know, 312 00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:31,657 the pale spooky dolls from the doll museum? 313 00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:33,493 Dude, leave her alone. Her skin's beautiful. 314 00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:34,902 She's practically perfect. 315 00:12:34,904 --> 00:12:38,648 Okay. I know she's beautiful. She's gorgeous, okay? 316 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:41,000 But she's not allowing that beauty to come out, 317 00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:42,944 and she needs juice for that. 318 00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:44,245 Oh. Hey, guys. 319 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:47,156 Care to join us for a rousing game of crazy eights? 320 00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:49,993 -What are you doing here? -Just hanging. 321 00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:52,604 "Hanging" or... or, like, hanging? 322 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,832 Oh, we're full-on hanging in all the best ways. 323 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:59,927 -Isn't he funny? -Absolutely not. I have to go. 324 00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:02,113 (bell tolls) 325 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,116 Oh, my God. 326 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,859 The juice said it was just for women, and now, he's dead. 327 00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:08,694 Shrub. Hey. 328 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,847 I'm just draining the lactic acid out of my calves. 329 00:13:10,849 --> 00:13:12,439 Oh, my God. 330 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:15,418 They've been cramping bad. The letter is on the table. 331 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:26,805 Oh, my God. I can't open it. 332 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,532 -You want me to open it? -No. 333 00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:30,958 Yes. 334 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,477 No, don't. (stammers) Yeah. 335 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,704 Open it, open it, open it, open it, please, please. 336 00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:36,964 Okay. 337 00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,559 Let's see here. 338 00:13:39,561 --> 00:13:41,486 Oh, God. 339 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:45,381 "We are thrilled to offer you a spot 340 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:48,326 in our visual arts program for the upcoming semester." 341 00:13:49,888 --> 00:13:52,738 -I got in? -You got in. 342 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,225 I got--oh, my God, I got in! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 343 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,669 Stop. I know exactly which song I need right now. 344 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,170 -Oh. -Please move. 345 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,414 (mouse clicking, Scooter's "Nessaja" plays) 346 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:04,175 (autotuned voice sings) ♪ Always lived my life alone 347 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,903 ♪ Been searching for a place called home ♪ 348 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:09,163 It's just the intro. Just wait. 349 00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:12,091 ♪ The child that I used to be ♪ 350 00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:15,520 ♪ And I know that it's not too late ♪ 351 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:19,357 ♪ Never too late 352 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,675 3:00 a.m.! 353 00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:23,528 (crowd cheers) 354 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,679 (dramatic electronic music plays) 355 00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:27,590 The painted cow! 356 00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:33,096 ♪ 357 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,206 Yeah! 358 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:41,462 ♪ 359 00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:50,221 Ooh. I love this song, 360 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,206 have it on my Let's Get It On mix 361 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,892 right after "Let's Get It On." 362 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,119 Got to keep them on their toes. 363 00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:58,971 Uh, Mandy, what's up? 364 00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:01,974 Oh. Your presence is requested in the (indistinct) room. 365 00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:05,052 -(winces) -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 366 00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,296 (panting) I'll miss you. 367 00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:11,392 Okay, welcome to the Energize Her family. 368 00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:15,413 As a thank-you, we want to give you this pen on us, okay? 369 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,308 -Mom, whose car is out front? -Hi, Daniel. 370 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,585 Is your brother coming for lunch? 371 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,755 He's right behind me. Who are you people? 372 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,831 Hi, a pleasure to meet you. 373 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,909 We were just talking to your mom about some lady business. 374 00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:31,154 -Yes. -Unbelievable. 375 00:15:31,156 --> 00:15:32,672 Another one of these scams? 376 00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:34,748 Don't worry, Marlene, okay? This isn't a scam. 377 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,326 That's just what the patriarchy wants us to think. 378 00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:38,961 -Right, Lola? -Yeah. 379 00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,846 I'm going to talk to my partner for a sec. 380 00:15:40,848 --> 00:15:42,089 Yeah, good. 381 00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,684 (whispering) Kel, I can't lie to my favorite niece. 382 00:15:44,686 --> 00:15:46,018 Okay. 383 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,761 This company might have elements 384 00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,447 of a pyramid built into it. 385 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,764 It does? 386 00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,341 Okay, but that's why I didn't want you to sign up. 387 00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,359 So it is a scam. 388 00:15:53,678 --> 00:15:55,845 No, the blazer is basically free, and I don't think 389 00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:59,031 there's anything too harmful in the juice, so whatever. 390 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,960 You know what? We're done here for the day, 391 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,352 so we're just going to head on out, 392 00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:05,797 and we will be in touch with you, Marlene. 393 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,541 We've had enough of this crap. All right? 394 00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,301 Rodney, call the cops. 395 00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:19,460 -Cheryl, is it my birthday? -Oh, rad. 396 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:21,813 I could use some cake to settle me down right now. 397 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,149 No, Joe. This is an intervention. 398 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,894 Will there still be cake? 399 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:31,063 Oh, well, yes, actually. 400 00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:33,658 I told you people would want it. 401 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,993 SHRUB: Best day ever. 402 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,724 And it is because you are such a caring person, Joe, 403 00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:43,835 that you mean a lot to this community. 404 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,503 (all murmur in agreement) 405 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,172 We love you, 406 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,400 and we worry that you push yourself so hard 407 00:16:51,402 --> 00:16:54,995 that you could hurt yourself, and you missed our brunch. 408 00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:58,016 I was really looking forward to that brunch. 409 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,743 Cheryl said she loves me, right? 410 00:17:00,745 --> 00:17:02,928 I mean, you heard it. 411 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:06,357 I mean, that's all that matters. 412 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,101 I don't really care about some stupid mystery runner 413 00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,770 or some stupid running app. 414 00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,613 (phone thuds) 415 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,576 I do need my phone. 416 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:24,024 Thank you, Cheryl. It means a lot to me. 417 00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:26,544 We just want you to be safe, 418 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,955 and that green stuff is a scam. It's a pyramid scheme. 419 00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,624 -You don't need it. -What? 420 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:33,793 -100% a scam. -(scoffs) 421 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,596 -Should we hug again? -Yeah, definitely. 422 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,894 -Mm. -(clears throat) 423 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,045 I have a letter I would like to read. 424 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:47,473 Oh, yes, Len, by all means. 425 00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:48,715 (clears throat) 426 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:52,886 "Dear Joe, this is Len from East Warwick Street. 427 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:55,147 "I'm writing you today to tell you 428 00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:57,316 "that I don't like it when you eat 429 00:17:57,318 --> 00:18:01,079 "your takeout shrimp fried rice lunches in the community room. 430 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,064 "It smells up the whole room 431 00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:05,474 "and interferes with my midday nap 432 00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,643 that I take on the couch in there." 433 00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:09,161 You've taken a nap on the couch? 434 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:12,665 -I'm very tired. -Okay. Thank you so much, Len. 435 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:15,668 Oh, good. You're all here. (clears throat) 436 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:18,003 Ladies, has the patriarchy got you down? 437 00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:20,765 -CHERYL: Mm-mm. -Well, with Energize Her... 438 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,659 Nadine, no! No, Nadine! Out! 439 00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:26,011 Wow. Okay. 440 00:18:26,013 --> 00:18:29,332 Yeah, I just think this is some sort of weird misunderstanding. 441 00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,425 I'm not interested in your baloney, sweetheart. 442 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:34,094 Take a seat, and we're going to wait for the police to show up. 443 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:37,264 Fellow, fellows, hold up, okay? I get it. 444 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,191 I know these days it feels like everywhere you turn, 445 00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:42,361 there's a scam, bad news everywhere you look, 446 00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:45,197 car payments, electric bills. 447 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,959 You don't have time for personal care 448 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,962 like you used to, huh? It's starting to show. 449 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,798 You're not as young as you used to be. 450 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,968 Your skin is, uh, what do we say? 451 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,195 -Oh, bleh. -Bleh. Gross. Disgusting. 452 00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:02,214 Rodney, you are looking a little blotchy lately. 453 00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,549 -KELLY: Yeah, okay? -LOLA: Blotchy. 454 00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,050 -KELLY: She gets it. -DANIEL: You're fine, Rodney. 455 00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:07,979 And you know what, I bet if y'all try some of our products, 456 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,797 you'll realize this isn't some kind of evil plot. 457 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:12,725 -Hey, Kelly. -Yes? 458 00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:14,877 Get ready to smash a glass ceiling. 459 00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:17,471 -Go! -Oh! 460 00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,715 -[bleep]! What the-- -See you later, sweetheart! 461 00:19:19,717 --> 00:19:21,233 -Okay. -What? 462 00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:22,718 -LOLA: Go. Go. -KELLY: Go. Go. Go. Go. 463 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,645 -DANIEL: You get back here. -LOLA: Go. Go! 464 00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:25,997 Hey. Don't go anywhere! 465 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,250 -(coughing) -(engine revving) 466 00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:34,747 KELLY: So, yeah. Energize Her was a scam all along. 467 00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,323 Do I blame Lola? 468 00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,492 I mean, a lady has got to do what a lady has got to do 469 00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:41,012 in a male-dominated scam economy. 470 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,738 -You got it? -Yeah. 471 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:44,164 KELLY: All I know is that Lola is a badass 472 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,743 boss bitch super hero, and I'm a little version of her. 473 00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:50,313 Like, being a business queen's in my blood. 474 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,266 And, man, we had so much fun today. 475 00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:56,252 -Write some [bleep]. -Thank you. 476 00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,270 I can't wait to own my own business like hers, 477 00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:01,924 just be roaming the country, getting into adventures, 478 00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:03,592 beating up the bad guys, 479 00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,352 and, like, throwing pens in their faces, 480 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,496 just, like, living the American dream. 481 00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:14,879 Oh. 482 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,697 I have to get Father Joe back his money 483 00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:20,292 and tell him the juice was kind of a scam. 484 00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:23,112 Well, I found out who the local legend was. 485 00:20:23,114 --> 00:20:24,555 Me. Yeah. 486 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,724 Apparently the app just ups your time 487 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,059 a little bit every day 488 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,895 to push you to beat your last time, and it works. 489 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,122 I got down to an 8-minute mile. 490 00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:35,733 That's, like, cheetah-fast, 491 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:40,053 not super-healthy, though. So much chafing. 492 00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:42,573 Anyways, thanks to Cheryl, I kicked it. 493 00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:45,301 (groans softly) 494 00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:49,062 You know, when I moved to Flatch, 495 00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:51,749 I thought that I had to branch out 496 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,067 and make a name for myself, 497 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:57,588 but the name that I kept hearing was Cheryl. 498 00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:04,095 I'm addicted to her, and I'd be crazy to lose that. 499 00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:06,931 So, yeah. 500 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,658 I got into art school, 501 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,494 and as far as Kelly goes, 502 00:21:11,496 --> 00:21:14,588 I-I don't really know what I'm going to tell her. 503 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,774 Uh, yeah. Maybe I'll just, like, call her 504 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,426 when I get to Cleveland or whatever just to, 505 00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:22,262 you know, like, not make it awkward or whatever. 506 00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:25,357 I don't know, but what I do know 507 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:28,844 is that I am going to need those bad boys for college. 508 00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:30,621 That is for sure.