1 00:00:01,985 --> 00:00:05,320 ("Jingle Bells" playing) 2 00:00:05,322 --> 00:00:08,674 3 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,992 (car door clicks shut) 4 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:13,495 (engine starts) 5 00:00:13,497 --> 00:00:15,239 So, yeah, I mean, 6 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:17,574 only Father Joe knows but uh, 7 00:00:17,576 --> 00:00:19,910 I'm going off to art school in Cleveland next month. 8 00:00:19,912 --> 00:00:21,353 Bye, antique store. 9 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,097 I'm just uh, doing my goodbye tour of Flatch, 10 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:26,191 just soaking it in while I can. 11 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,802 KELLY: Shrub, there you are. (heavy breathing) 12 00:00:28,804 --> 00:00:30,362 I'm playing Santa Claus this year. 13 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,698 So every Christmas Eve, my dad throws a party 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,199 at the Christmas Tree Farm. 15 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,976 It's mostly to get people to buy last minute trees, 16 00:00:36,978 --> 00:00:38,929 which is genius. The whole town comes. 17 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:41,765 Normally, my dad plays Santa and me and Shrub are elves. 18 00:00:41,767 --> 00:00:43,525 But this year he said, he's too busy with Jessie 19 00:00:43,527 --> 00:00:46,879 and the new baby, so he promoted me to Santa. 20 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,790 And I accepted. 21 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:51,124 Kelly, that's a big job. 22 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:53,201 I mean, I'm so good at multi-tasking, I can do it. 23 00:00:53,203 --> 00:00:55,295 Dude, you can't even put on a jacket while watching TV. 24 00:00:55,297 --> 00:00:57,556 I mean, yes, you'll still have to play an elf this year. 25 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:01,876 So I will technically be your boss, but it's temporary, okay? 26 00:01:01,878 --> 00:01:04,304 Shrub, it's happening, our dream! 27 00:01:04,306 --> 00:01:06,565 Like, we're gonna be running that place someday. 28 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,025 -Yeah. -(laughs) Yes! 29 00:01:11,313 --> 00:01:14,239 KELLY: I'm so excited. 30 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,742 Shrub, these financial aid forms are due in a week, 31 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:17,968 and you haven't filled out any of them. 32 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,727 Have you looked at the menu 33 00:01:19,729 --> 00:01:22,656 that they posted on the school cafeteria page? 34 00:01:22,658 --> 00:01:23,824 No, why would I? 35 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:26,568 Like what the hell is pest-o? 36 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:27,811 That's what you're worried about? 37 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:29,162 No, I mean, 38 00:01:29,164 --> 00:01:30,997 I also have questions about the boneless chicken too. 39 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:31,982 I mean, like, what's wrong with bones? 40 00:01:31,984 --> 00:01:32,925 They hold us up. 41 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:35,243 Uh, pesto is a sauce 42 00:01:35,245 --> 00:01:37,078 made of pine nuts, basil, and olive oil. 43 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,840 Shrub, going off to college is a big deal. 44 00:01:39,842 --> 00:01:41,325 I wouldn't blame you if you were nervous. 45 00:01:41,327 --> 00:01:44,828 Yeah, I'm not nervous. I just don't like weird sauces. 46 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:47,681 -Have you told Kelly yet? -No, I mean, not yet. 47 00:01:47,683 --> 00:01:49,166 I mean, she needs to get through the Christmas Eve party 48 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:51,168 without destroying the entire Santa brand. 49 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,778 You should probably tell her soon. 50 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,113 It's not gonna be easy for her. 51 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:55,839 Oh, please, dude. Kelly can withstand anything. 52 00:01:55,841 --> 00:01:57,098 She's like a cockroach, 53 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,359 in, you know, a very positive, resilient way. 54 00:01:59,361 --> 00:02:00,786 I mean, like, when her dad left, like, 55 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,696 she only stayed in the basement for, like, four days, 56 00:02:02,698 --> 00:02:05,332 dyed her hair green, and ate two blocks of cheese. 57 00:02:06,685 --> 00:02:08,869 Yeah, I should probably tell her soon. 58 00:02:08,871 --> 00:02:10,295 JOE: Yeah. 59 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,965 Oh, my God, Lloyd. The first time I had pesto 60 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,116 in Florence was a transcendental experience. 61 00:02:15,118 --> 00:02:18,953 Oh, dude, I am a pine nut nut. 62 00:02:18,955 --> 00:02:20,806 My new college roommate, Chris Jordan, and I 63 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:24,534 met last week on FaceTime and we are totally simpatico, 64 00:02:24,536 --> 00:02:27,462 which I don't know exactly what it means, 65 00:02:27,464 --> 00:02:29,815 but it sounds pretty awesome. 66 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,152 Um, and oh, I'm going by my real name, 67 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:36,488 Lloyd, when I get to school. Yeah. 68 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,324 Lloyd loves pesto 69 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,808 and scarves. 70 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:43,053 It is my first Christmas in Flatch, 71 00:02:43,055 --> 00:02:45,389 so I am ready. (laughs) 72 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:48,225 I started a secret Santa gift exchange 73 00:02:48,227 --> 00:02:50,836 and got seven good people of Flatch to join me. 74 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,580 We exchange on Christmas Eve, $25 limit. 75 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:56,066 And guess who I got? 76 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:58,844 Irony alert. Joe. 77 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,421 (laughs) I already got him a gift. 78 00:03:01,423 --> 00:03:02,739 It's a bonsai! 79 00:03:02,741 --> 00:03:05,184 It's important to put thought into your gifts. 80 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,186 If I get one more smelly candle, 81 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:10,355 I swear to gosh, it is such a cop out. 82 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,265 Nadine! 83 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,918 I am so excited that you signed up 84 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,420 for the secret Santa gift exchange. 85 00:03:16,422 --> 00:03:20,032 You know what's a great gift? Not candles, but Bundt pans. 86 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,492 Good try, but I'm not revealing who I picked. 87 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,447 -Are we in a staring contest? -Nope. 88 00:03:27,449 --> 00:03:30,100 Dylan and the baby and I are doing a live nativity scene 89 00:03:30,102 --> 00:03:31,268 for the Christmas party. 90 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:33,212 Can you believe? I'm so excited. 91 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:35,605 I'm practicing staying totally still. 92 00:03:35,607 --> 00:03:38,217 Nadine forced me to tell her who I got for secret Santa, 93 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:41,220 and it turns out, I got her. She's making me 94 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:44,130 do this live nativity as her secret Santa gift. 95 00:03:44,132 --> 00:03:47,226 Three hours, no moving, no bathroom breaks. 96 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:51,638 It seems like it's worth more than $25. 97 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,047 So it's 6:00 p.m. sharp, 98 00:03:53,049 --> 00:03:55,049 he flips the fake switch, 99 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:57,794 you plug this in there, copy? 100 00:03:57,796 --> 00:03:59,404 Copy. Got it. 101 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,647 All right. 102 00:04:00,649 --> 00:04:02,966 Hey, so, Dad, you know, I was sort of thinking 103 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,559 this is probably the first step in, 104 00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:05,893 you know, my helping you out here full time. 105 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:06,912 Oh, yeah? 106 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:07,895 You think you're ready for that? 107 00:04:07,897 --> 00:04:09,063 Oh, hell yeah. 108 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:10,323 I could run this place for you some day. 109 00:04:10,325 --> 00:04:11,808 You really wanna do a good job? 110 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,827 -Mm-hmm. -Sell this crappy tree. 111 00:04:13,829 --> 00:04:14,828 I've been growing it for four years. 112 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:15,996 No one ever buys it. 113 00:04:15,998 --> 00:04:17,647 I figure we dress it up, someone will bite. 114 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:20,333 A big part of playing Santa is upselling. 115 00:04:20,335 --> 00:04:21,985 Upsell. 116 00:04:21,987 --> 00:04:23,578 Are you ready? 117 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:25,430 Ah, hey. Yeah. 118 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,932 Go, I got this. 119 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,100 It's a baby. How's my baby, huh? 120 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,827 -Let's go. -How's my baby, Ashlynn? 121 00:04:30,829 --> 00:04:31,919 JESSIE: You wanna go see Santa? 122 00:04:31,921 --> 00:04:33,921 BOBBY: Ho ho ho. 123 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:37,334 Okay, so when breaking bad news to Kelly, 124 00:04:37,336 --> 00:04:39,927 it's always best to bring donuts, okay? 125 00:04:39,929 --> 00:04:42,689 It's very specific sugar math. Okay? 126 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:45,342 Like, uh, for example, two donuts for this time 127 00:04:45,344 --> 00:04:47,694 I had to tell her that I lost her Def Leppard hat. 128 00:04:47,696 --> 00:04:50,122 Four crullers for when I found that same hat at Goodwill 129 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,866 and she had to buy it back, so me going off to college 130 00:04:52,868 --> 00:04:54,459 is for sure a dozen jelly filled. 131 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,627 Hey! Hey! 132 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,870 Hey. 133 00:04:56,872 --> 00:04:58,021 Getting our yule tides on. You ready? 134 00:04:58,023 --> 00:04:59,298 Yeah, that's right. 135 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,800 I have really good news. Since I'm now the boss, 136 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,361 big guy, I'm promoting you to head elf. 137 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:06,638 We, uh, never really had a head elf before. 138 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,698 I know, but I'm the boss now so I get to make [bleep] up. 139 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,225 Check it out. 140 00:05:12,054 --> 00:05:15,296 Here. Don't lose that, okay? 141 00:05:15,298 --> 00:05:16,148 It was mine. 142 00:05:16,299 --> 00:05:17,983 I put my name in it and everything. 143 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,061 I once had to buy my own hat back from Goodwill, 144 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:23,563 so yeah, name goes in everything now. 145 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:25,615 Put it on. Tick tock, dude. 146 00:05:28,554 --> 00:05:31,163 Okay. Look at you! 147 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,497 -Hey-- -Donuts? 148 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,167 -Hmm. -Thank you so much. 149 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:42,232 ("Deck the Halls" playing) 150 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:43,508 ¶ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ¶ 151 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,993 ¶ 'Tis the season to be jolly ¶ 152 00:05:45,995 --> 00:05:48,738 ¶ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ¶ 153 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:51,408 Glen, this is for you. I'm your secret Santa. 154 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,334 But I need to be in the nativity in like ten minutes, 155 00:05:53,336 --> 00:05:55,762 so yeah, Merry Christmas. 156 00:05:55,764 --> 00:05:57,230 It's supposed to calm you down. 157 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,767 Glen! Oh, my God! 158 00:06:00,769 --> 00:06:02,102 That's an essential oil. 159 00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:03,862 You're supposed to rub it on your temples. 160 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,680 It tastes like crap. 161 00:06:05,682 --> 00:06:07,348 Oh-- 162 00:06:07,350 --> 00:06:09,275 Hey, my bro. 163 00:06:09,277 --> 00:06:11,870 Oh, no one's putting this elf on a shelf, huh? 164 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,355 Huh? (laughs) 165 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,933 -H-hey, Beth. -Hi. 166 00:06:16,935 --> 00:06:17,951 Okay, we gotta go. 167 00:06:17,953 --> 00:06:19,044 So, like, we're kinda in charge, 168 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,121 so we can't really be hanging out. 169 00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:24,198 But also, you guys, this very special tree, 170 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,625 gorgeous, right? 171 00:06:25,627 --> 00:06:27,777 She's on sale today only. 172 00:06:27,779 --> 00:06:30,705 And, like, a lot of people want it, FYI, okay? 173 00:06:30,707 --> 00:06:32,206 Thank you. 174 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:34,634 Well, if I thought love was gonna keep me in Flatch, 175 00:06:34,636 --> 00:06:36,803 that ship has fully sailed. 176 00:06:36,805 --> 00:06:38,230 But you know what? 177 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:41,307 Chris Jordan says that there are tons of girls at school. 178 00:06:41,309 --> 00:06:45,962 And they're from all over, like, Wisconsin. 179 00:06:45,964 --> 00:06:47,447 MICKEY: Cheese! 180 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:51,468 Oh, my God. 181 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:52,894 (camera shutter clicks) 182 00:06:52,896 --> 00:06:56,640 ("Gloria in excelsis Deo") 183 00:06:56,642 --> 00:06:58,900 KELLY: Okay, elves, huddle up. Huddle up. 184 00:06:58,902 --> 00:07:01,903 As you can see, there's a new gorgeous Santa in town. 185 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:03,663 That does not mean you can slack off. 186 00:07:03,665 --> 00:07:04,923 We might have had fun the last few years, 187 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,124 but it's not like that. 188 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,759 Okay, I'm gonna make my dad proud 189 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,152 so you need to stay in line. 190 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:11,096 Shrub is your new boss, and he'll report to me. 191 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,580 What? That's some [bleep]. 192 00:07:12,582 --> 00:07:14,433 I have total elf seniority over him. 193 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,827 So I used to help chop down the trees at the party for people. 194 00:07:17,829 --> 00:07:19,179 I've got the upper body strength, 195 00:07:19,181 --> 00:07:21,331 and I know my way around an axe. 196 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:24,167 But a big strong lady carrying around an axe 197 00:07:24,169 --> 00:07:25,610 in the dark doesn't always go well. 198 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,262 So I agreed to start dressing like an elf 199 00:07:28,264 --> 00:07:30,264 so people could see me coming. 200 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:32,525 No good deed, man. 201 00:07:32,527 --> 00:07:33,693 No good deed. 202 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:36,346 This is some straight up North Pole nepotism. 203 00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:37,530 Big Mandy and Levi, 204 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,624 you're in charge of keeping the line moving, okay? 205 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,792 No pitter patter. 206 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,869 Also, no eating the candy canes. 207 00:07:42,871 --> 00:07:44,111 And bathroom breaks 208 00:07:44,113 --> 00:07:45,780 are staggered every two hours, heard? 209 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:46,948 What? 210 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,133 I only do this for the free candy. 211 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,968 Kell, this is kinda rough. I really-- 212 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,878 I'm sorry. Are you management? 213 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,138 Yes. You are, Shrub. 214 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,865 Keep your elves in line, boss elf. 215 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:58,702 Also, everyone, sell the crap outta that sad tree, okay? 216 00:07:58,704 --> 00:07:59,886 It's part of the job. 217 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,554 But don't call it sad to anyone else. 218 00:08:01,556 --> 00:08:02,981 Okay. Ho ho ho. 219 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,649 Three, two, one. Christmas elves. 220 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,967 All right. 221 00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:07,894 I'm your secret Santa. 222 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:10,638 Glen! Thank you so much. 223 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,065 (upbeat festive music) 224 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:14,551 -Is it cooking oil? -Yup. 225 00:08:14,553 --> 00:08:16,736 226 00:08:16,738 --> 00:08:18,813 CHILD: And a new scooter 227 00:08:18,815 --> 00:08:20,874 and a box of Legos 228 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,334 and a baby sister. 229 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:23,560 Hmm. 230 00:08:23,562 --> 00:08:24,728 And a lizard and-- 231 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:27,397 Okay, we get it, buddy. You like stuff, yup. 232 00:08:27,399 --> 00:08:30,008 You don't sound like Santa. 233 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,068 Hey, Kell. Line's getting long there. 234 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:33,419 -On it. -Come on. 235 00:08:33,421 --> 00:08:34,846 Hey, also get your parents to buy that tree. 236 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,014 Okay, who's next? Who's next? 237 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,407 -Hey, elves. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 238 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:38,499 Where are Mandy and Levi? 239 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:39,592 I don't know, dude. I don't know! 240 00:08:39,594 --> 00:08:41,594 You had one job, Shrub! 241 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:42,746 CHILD: It's my turn! 242 00:08:42,748 --> 00:08:44,356 (children chattering) 243 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,690 What is this? 244 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,859 A list of our demands. Me and Levi are unionizing. 245 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,269 Five minutes off an hour? 246 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:50,937 Like, there's no-- that's not realistic. 247 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:52,346 And free hot chocolate. 248 00:08:52,348 --> 00:08:54,533 With mini marshmallows. That was my idea. 249 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,942 Boom. 250 00:08:55,944 --> 00:08:57,035 Okay, did you know about this? 251 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,595 No. 252 00:08:58,613 --> 00:09:01,765 Okay, well, I'm not giving in to your labor demands, okay? 253 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:02,707 You know what? 254 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,042 You're fired. Both of you. 255 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,043 Thank God. 256 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:06,527 Let's go make some Kwanzaa wreaths. 257 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:07,604 -Sounds good. -You coming? 258 00:09:07,606 --> 00:09:09,196 No, he's not coming. 259 00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:10,882 Kell, they had some fair points. 260 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,125 Okay, you're management. 261 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:13,534 You don't side with the workers, okay? 262 00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:15,536 -We're a team. -No, we're not, dude! 263 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:18,473 You're kinda bossy and mean, and I'm going away to college. 264 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:22,060 - What? 265 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:29,717 (festive holiday music) 266 00:09:29,719 --> 00:09:31,961 267 00:09:31,963 --> 00:09:34,130 Hey, there, boss elf. 268 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,966 Hey, I told Kelly about school. 269 00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:39,152 Good for you. How'd she take it? 270 00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:41,487 Tell Shrub that I want my fidget spinner back, 271 00:09:41,489 --> 00:09:44,565 the "Trolls World Tour" one, not the janky blue one. 272 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,568 -Kelly, Shrub's right here. -Tell him. 273 00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:48,995 Shrub, Kelly wants-- 274 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,255 Okay, fine, you tell her that I want my gym bag 275 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,148 and my guinea pig back. How about that? 276 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:54,818 (gasps) Flatch doesn't even have a gym, 277 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:57,153 and that guinea pig died nine years ago of old age. 278 00:09:57,155 --> 00:09:58,263 Yeah, while you were guinea sitting. 279 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,323 Well, she didn't take it as well as I thought, 280 00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:04,661 so I'm just gonna give her some space, I guess. 281 00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:06,438 -Hi, Shrub. -Hey, Beth. 282 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,181 (warm music) 283 00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:10,925 Uh, where's your boyfriend, Mickey? 284 00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:11,943 He's getting us punch. 285 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,355 And he's not really my boyfriend. 286 00:10:15,357 --> 00:10:17,264 287 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:18,599 Really? 288 00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:22,770 Well, um, I'm glad you found someone to hang with 289 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:25,564 'cause I'm actually going off 290 00:10:25,566 --> 00:10:27,125 to college in Cleveland. 291 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,852 I'm happy for you 292 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:32,380 but sad for me. 293 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,042 You are? 294 00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:38,528 Well, I guess I was hoping 295 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,955 we might, um, 296 00:10:40,957 --> 00:10:42,599 get back together. 297 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:49,630 Mistletoe. 298 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:50,815 Oh. (laughs) 299 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,376 Hey! Sorry it took so long. 300 00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:55,895 They were playing early Britney in the wreath tent. 301 00:10:55,897 --> 00:10:57,730 And my head said, "Go." 302 00:10:57,732 --> 00:11:00,492 But my feet said, "Oh, heck no." 303 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,328 Oh, mistletoe. Mm. 304 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,396 Wisconsin girls might be cool, 305 00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:16,216 but I just kissed Beth. 306 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,493 And Mickey. 307 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:21,754 -Surprise! -Oh! 308 00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,740 I'm your secret Santa. 309 00:11:23,742 --> 00:11:25,742 Well, this is exciting. 310 00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:28,761 Uh-huh. 311 00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:30,596 -Candle! -Mm-hmm. 312 00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:33,858 Oh, that's so sweet, June. 313 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,529 - And this... 314 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,447 is oil. 315 00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:43,326 For plants. 316 00:11:47,356 --> 00:11:50,357 JOE: Hey there, buddy. I'm your secret Santa. 317 00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:52,936 So here you go--straight from Cottage Grove, Minnesota, 318 00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:54,879 a real local delicacy. 319 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,865 Fresh old walleye. 320 00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,050 Yeah. 321 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,626 You might want to keep these refrigerated. 322 00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:02,795 Oh! Oh, jeez. 323 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,872 Oh. Oh, boy. 324 00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:07,016 These guys are smelly, huh? 325 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,728 Oh, boy. 326 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730 Stop moving! 327 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,065 Look! Father Joe's a wise man. 328 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,444 And he's offering the baby fish? 329 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,721 -Let's go get a wreath. -Yeah. 330 00:12:20,723 --> 00:12:22,632 Mm. 331 00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:24,484 I got you something. 332 00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:25,893 Oh. 333 00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:28,304 (gasps) Bundt pans. 334 00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:29,806 Mandy, how'd you know? 335 00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:31,332 Girl, the whole town knew. 336 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:37,330 And I got you, 337 00:12:37,332 --> 00:12:40,241 um, this. 338 00:12:40,243 --> 00:12:42,652 Ooh. 339 00:12:42,654 --> 00:12:45,597 Ooh! Thank you! 340 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,599 And that. (laughs) 341 00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:52,011 Oh, hell no. 342 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:55,014 Okay, I gave this to Nadine 343 00:12:55,016 --> 00:12:56,516 last year for her birthday 344 00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,943 after I got it from Leotha for Valentine's. 345 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,779 Kudos to you for trying to pawn it off, 346 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,363 but the nightmare ends here. 347 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:08,286 No more, Leotha. No more. 348 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:13,366 We're done. 349 00:13:13,368 --> 00:13:14,851 I do love the candle, though. 350 00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:16,277 Oh, I'm glad. 351 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:18,855 So someone didn't mix enough elf-ade. 352 00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:21,132 So guess who has to go get some more lemonade mix? 353 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,192 And the kids actually booed me when I left. 354 00:13:23,194 --> 00:13:24,618 And I was like, "Oh, hell no. 355 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,863 You do not boo a national treasure." 356 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:28,122 Santa's beard's messed up. 357 00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:30,558 You're messed up, dude. God. 358 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:34,220 NADINE: (strained breathing) 359 00:13:34,222 --> 00:13:35,555 Dylan. 360 00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,040 Dylan, I don't feel so-- 361 00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:39,058 like, I don't feel-- 362 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,543 (vomiting) 363 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,895 KELLY: Hey, what? 364 00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:44,714 Get the camera out of my face! 365 00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:45,898 Get it out! 366 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,216 Nadine, are you okay? 367 00:13:47,218 --> 00:13:49,994 Get your fish hands aw-- away from me. 368 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,238 Get--stop! 369 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,072 (moans) 370 00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:55,758 Kell! What are you doing? 371 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,577 You've got one minute till the tree lighting. 372 00:13:57,579 --> 00:13:59,379 On it. Sorry, Pops. 373 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,082 ("Gloria in excelsis Deo") 374 00:14:03,084 --> 00:14:05,068 Binghoffer, your secret Santa 375 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,327 told me to give this to you. 376 00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:09,255 Who am I kidding? I'm your secret Santa. 377 00:14:09,257 --> 00:14:11,424 No way! 378 00:14:11,426 --> 00:14:13,834 A bonsai? 379 00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:15,854 I love little things I can obsess over. 380 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,523 Cheryl, this is-- 381 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,583 it's the best gift ever. 382 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:21,860 Thank you. 383 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,510 And I got something for you too. 384 00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:24,937 Why? You're not my secret Santa. 385 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,440 I know, I know. But just come here. 386 00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:29,284 Santa's coming through. Sorry. 387 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,019 Um, you know I like 388 00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:34,706 to shop for gifts early. 389 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,690 So I, uh, 390 00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:39,493 got this for you for Christmas 391 00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:40,712 before we broke up. 392 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,214 Oh. 393 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,611 You bought me the sky. 394 00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:51,222 No, I got you a star. 395 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,557 Oh. 396 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,225 Yeah, it comes with official paperwork and everything. 397 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,287 Oh, Joe. That's so sweet. 398 00:14:58,289 --> 00:14:59,397 Yeah. 399 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,458 There it is, 400 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,626 the Cheryl star. 401 00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:05,612 Oh, I love it. 402 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,891 Anyway, I took the Christmas tree star 403 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:12,893 when we split, 404 00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:15,821 but now you got a new one. 405 00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:17,807 What if I want the old one? 406 00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:19,500 That can be arranged. 407 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,653 You smell like my future. 408 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:32,655 (sniffs) And walleye. 409 00:15:32,657 --> 00:15:34,265 Yeah. 410 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,660 ALL: Three, two, one! 411 00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:40,104 Aw, boo! 412 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,922 (crowd booing) 413 00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,758 -Come on, come on. -Turn on the tree! 414 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,519 What happened? Come on! 415 00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:47,594 Oh. Ah! 416 00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:50,597 (crowd shouting) 417 00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:54,035 (crowd cheering) 418 00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:58,181 -(crowd screaming) -Fire! 419 00:15:58,183 --> 00:16:01,626 -Whoa! -(cheers and applause) 420 00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:05,946 All right! 421 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,948 Somebody call the fire department! 422 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,592 Someone call the fire department! 423 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:16,140 -Yeah! -Oh, man! 424 00:16:21,723 --> 00:16:23,706 You thought you could run this place someday. 425 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:27,059 You can't even plug in a string of lights without screwing up. 426 00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:28,469 Okay, well, like, in my defense, 427 00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:31,047 Mandy dumped a bunch of oil back there 428 00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:32,306 and all my elves quit on me. 429 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,993 You know, you don't even look like Santa. 430 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,477 I knew this was a mistake. 431 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:37,978 I mean, who's gonna buy the tree? 432 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,813 Look at it. Look! 433 00:16:39,815 --> 00:16:42,225 I don't think it's so bad. 434 00:16:42,227 --> 00:16:45,294 It's, like, cute in a non-cute way. 435 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,506 And you know what? 436 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,916 Just because it's old and not super pretty 437 00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,343 doesn't mean you should just throw it out 438 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,162 for some new cute tree like it doesn't even matter. 439 00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:59,017 Maybe it was perfect just the way it was, Dad. 440 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,310 And you don't look like Santa either. 441 00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:06,840 I might have puked in the crèche, 442 00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:09,027 but it was for a totally good reason. 443 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,363 And that reason wasn't stinky fish. 444 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,092 I'm pregnant. (laughing) 445 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,702 I'm just like Mary. 446 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,779 It's a Christmas miracle. 447 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:21,947 (laughing) 448 00:17:21,949 --> 00:17:23,541 Okay, well, I'm not just like Mary 449 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,127 because we actually tried pretty hard. 450 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,965 (sighs) 451 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:44,637 Oh, no, no, hold it, Horace. I'm just testing it out. 452 00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:47,231 Seriously? Oh, God. 453 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,233 (phone ringing) Sorry. 454 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,054 Go for Lloyd. 455 00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:55,631 Hey, Lloyd, question. 456 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:58,034 Um, which side of the room do you want? 457 00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:01,728 Oh, um, 458 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:05,249 Kelly usually just tells me which side I get. 459 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,660 Who's Kelly? Is that your girlfriend or-- 460 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,921 Oh, gross, no. 461 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,589 She's, uh, like, my cousin. 462 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,906 Oh. 463 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:14,241 Oh, you sleep with your cousin? 464 00:18:14,243 --> 00:18:16,819 Lloyd, that is some serious hick town [bleep]. 465 00:18:16,821 --> 00:18:18,763 Um, uh, no, 466 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,824 I don't sleep with her, perv. 467 00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:23,492 No, she's awesome. 468 00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:26,662 Like, I mean, you'll see, when she comes and visits. 469 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:29,140 Oh, okay, Lloyd. That's a hard no. 470 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,292 I can't have visitors in my space. 471 00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:34,094 Like, I need to maintain my creative autonomy. 472 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,005 Come on, Shrub. You gonna ride or not? 473 00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:39,117 -Who's Shrub? -Uh, me, dude, I'm Shrub. 474 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,118 And guess what? 475 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,269 You know, my hick town is awesome. 476 00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:43,863 And my cousin rocks 477 00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:46,682 in a totally not sexy way. 478 00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,108 ("Blue Christmas" playing) 479 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:52,463 ¶ I'll have a blue Christmas ¶ 480 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,282 ¶ Without you 481 00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:56,692 482 00:18:56,694 --> 00:19:00,638 ¶ And I'll be so blue 483 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:05,059 ¶ Just thinking about you 484 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:11,524 ¶ Decorations of red 485 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,060 ¶ On a green 486 00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:19,048 ¶ Christmas tree 487 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:20,716 ¶ Won't be 488 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:22,976 ¶ The same, dear 489 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:25,329 ¶ If you're not here with me 490 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,123 (sighs) 491 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,485 Here is the fidget spinner. 492 00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:33,896 I'm pretty sure it's not yours but whatever. 493 00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:36,090 It's mine. 494 00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,844 I stole this from nan's fridge. 495 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:44,073 I'm just gonna say it, okay. Like, you can't go away. 496 00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:45,925 You hate sleeping in new beds. 497 00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:47,760 And your wheelie bag is broken. 498 00:19:47,762 --> 00:19:48,835 And it's not because we've, like, 499 00:19:48,837 --> 00:19:50,855 never been apart for Christmas 500 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,839 or that I couldn't run this place by myself 501 00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:55,084 or that I can't just drink this whole thing by myself, 502 00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:57,695 'cause you know I could. I could chug it, right here. 503 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,755 Well, I've been thinking about it, 504 00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,515 and, I don't know, 505 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,034 I might just... 506 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,095 stay in Flatch a little bit longer. 507 00:20:06,097 --> 00:20:08,597 You know, take a gap year, 508 00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:09,615 which Chris Jordan says 509 00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,784 that people in England do it all the time. 510 00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:13,694 Who's Chris Jordan? 511 00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:15,454 This guy. 512 00:20:15,456 --> 00:20:17,531 He was gonna be my college roommate. 513 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:21,110 Um, hi, okay, weirdo, Chris Jordan? 514 00:20:21,112 --> 00:20:22,278 Shrub, okay, 515 00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:23,888 you can't trust someone who has two first names. 516 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,724 Yeah, thank you. 517 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,560 Uh, who pyroed the ugly tree? 518 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,955 Me, I guess. 519 00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:36,400 My dad reamed me out, but I told him off a little. 520 00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:42,323 You know he's a total [bleep], right? 521 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,202 Yeah. Sometimes he is. 522 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:52,157 Hey, come on. Give me that spinner. 523 00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:54,159 I have an idea. 524 00:20:54,161 --> 00:20:55,160 ("Like It's Christmas" playing) 525 00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:57,088 ¶ You make every day feel 526 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,998 ¶ Like it's Christmas 527 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,425 ¶ Never wanna stop 528 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:05,912 ¶ Feelin' like the first thing on your wishlist ¶ 529 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:07,673 ¶ Right up at the top 530 00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:10,509 ¶ I can't deny what I'm feelin' inside ¶ 531 00:21:10,511 --> 00:21:14,330 ¶ Nothin' fake about the way you bring me to life ¶ 532 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:18,592 ¶ You make every day feel like it's Christmas ¶ 533 00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:21,854 ¶ Every day that I'm with you ¶ 534 00:21:21,856 --> 00:21:24,189 ¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 535 00:21:24,191 --> 00:21:26,191 ¶ Oh, oh, oh 536 00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:28,027 ¶ Every day that I'm with you ¶ 537 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:30,788 ¶ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 538 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,272 ¶ Oh, oh, oh 539 00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:38,462 ¶ Every day that I'm with you ¶