1 00:00:01,894 --> 00:00:03,910 - Hey, back it up. No peck. 2 00:00:04,063 --> 00:00:05,912 I got him. I got him. It's okay. 3 00:00:05,989 --> 00:00:07,339 They can't hurt you anymore. 4 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:08,490 No peck! 5 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:10,083 Oh, I'm still enjoying my chickens, 6 00:00:10,236 --> 00:00:12,736 but they are not enjoying each other. 7 00:00:12,755 --> 00:00:14,513 For some reason, they've all decided to gang up 8 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:16,073 on Emily Chickenson. 9 00:00:16,091 --> 00:00:17,349 Yeah, I hate fighting. 10 00:00:17,426 --> 00:00:19,409 Of all kinds, not just chicken fights. 11 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:21,520 Anywho, Emily has moved into the house 12 00:00:21,671 --> 00:00:23,171 for her own safety. 13 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,357 But since Shrub has moved in, it's quite crowded. 14 00:00:25,584 --> 00:00:26,859 - Help! 15 00:00:26,935 --> 00:00:29,586 - Although if you're going to choose a roommate, 16 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:32,814 Emily is by far the most civilized of the flock. 17 00:00:32,891 --> 00:00:34,349 [suspenseful music on TV] 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,610 - Ew. She's looking at me. 19 00:00:36,762 --> 00:00:39,038 [chicken clucking] 20 00:00:43,452 --> 00:00:45,285 - Tag team lift! 21 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,453 Got it. 22 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:47,954 Small size does not mean a light load. 23 00:00:48,107 --> 00:00:49,531 - Okay. 24 00:00:49,608 --> 00:00:51,533 Tomorrow, we raise the curtain for Barb's second act. 25 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,111 The first-ever listing from Just Barb's Realty 26 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:55,370 officially hits the market. 27 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,038 I slapped some paint on her 28 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,373 and put some choice furniture in there. 29 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,617 You know, I pumped her up. [laughs] 30 00:01:00,636 --> 00:01:03,287 This first listing is a biggie because it'll give us an idea 31 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:05,138 of how things are gonna sell over this next year, 32 00:01:05,215 --> 00:01:06,381 which is how long I have the lease 33 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:07,549 on my office and rental house. 34 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:08,842 So it has to sell. 35 00:01:08,994 --> 00:01:10,903 And if there's one thing I know about an open house, 36 00:01:10,979 --> 00:01:12,312 it brings out the gals faster 37 00:01:12,464 --> 00:01:14,631 than a half-price frosé at Swampy Margaret's. 38 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,741 [laughs] 39 00:01:15,892 --> 00:01:18,911 So, you know, since I'm back in Flatch now, 40 00:01:19,062 --> 00:01:22,472 I'm in desperate need for some girlfriends. 41 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:23,582 [clears throat] 42 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:31,573 [bike bell chimes] 43 00:01:31,575 --> 00:01:33,241 - Oh, good morning. 44 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,928 Who's this beautiful young lady? 45 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:38,764 - It's me, June. 46 00:01:38,841 --> 00:01:39,990 - How can I help you, June? 47 00:01:39,992 --> 00:01:42,083 - I'm looking for a little advice. 48 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,769 Is Mandy coming in? 49 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:45,846 - Not yet, but I'm here. 50 00:01:45,998 --> 00:01:47,998 - That's okay. I'll wait. 51 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:50,517 I've got my crossword. 52 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,277 - Yeah, a lot of people have been coming to me 53 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:53,687 for advice instead of Joe. 54 00:01:53,839 --> 00:01:56,690 He's been busy with Cheryl and his beer-making. 55 00:01:56,842 --> 00:01:58,283 But honestly, 56 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:00,768 I think it's because they respect my methods. 57 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:02,362 I need you to take that pillow, 58 00:02:02,514 --> 00:02:04,939 and I need you to hit Charlie as hard as you can with it. 59 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,350 - Oh, but I don't want to hit him. 60 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:07,517 I love him. 61 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:10,278 - And that's exactly why you have to do it. 62 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:14,633 In some circles, they may be called "alternative." 63 00:02:14,784 --> 00:02:16,451 But they get results. 64 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:17,527 Yes. 65 00:02:17,546 --> 00:02:19,638 He made you pay for the first date. 66 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:22,366 She won't let you go to bocce ball night. 67 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:24,810 He wears a belt with gym shorts. 68 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,961 It's wrong. 69 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,555 Okay, now stop. 70 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,816 [both panting] 71 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:32,442 Kiss. 72 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:40,659 - Mandy, what the heck is going on here? 73 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:41,902 I've been waiting in my office for the Gibsons 74 00:02:41,978 --> 00:02:43,236 for their counseling sesh. 75 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,664 - They're at their session. It's just with me today. 76 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,833 - [exhales sharply, chuckles] 77 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:50,577 I gotta be honest, I am ticked. 78 00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:52,671 I know you've been expanding your role at the church here, 79 00:02:52,822 --> 00:02:54,080 and I support that, 80 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:56,416 but you can't just take over my counseling sessions 81 00:02:56,568 --> 00:02:58,660 and have my parishioners beat the crap out of each other. 82 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,345 I mean, are you even trained for this sort of thing? 83 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,973 - Look, my results speak for themselves. 84 00:03:04,535 --> 00:03:05,833 Are you trained? 85 00:03:05,911 --> 00:03:07,928 - [scoffs] Am I trained? Yeah. 86 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,081 I took an online course for a week. 87 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:13,341 Look, I even have a diploma. 88 00:03:13,419 --> 00:03:16,177 - That's a coupon for a free car wash. 89 00:03:16,255 --> 00:03:18,238 - Oh, sorry. That's the back. 90 00:03:20,108 --> 00:03:21,683 And you know it's important to me 91 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,260 'cause I haven't even used the coupon. 92 00:03:23,262 --> 00:03:24,945 - Look, these people are seeking me out. 93 00:03:25,021 --> 00:03:26,446 And I feel it's my duty to help. 94 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:31,210 - Well, yeah, but I also like helping people. 95 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:33,045 Maybe next time, get me in my office. 96 00:03:33,121 --> 00:03:34,788 I have pillows too. 97 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:36,715 - Nah. Yours got buttons on 'em. 98 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:37,958 Could blind somebody. 99 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:39,276 But yeah, all right. 100 00:03:39,294 --> 00:03:42,554 I'll holler at you next time. 101 00:03:42,631 --> 00:03:45,131 - So exciting news. 102 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:48,710 Um, Beth and I are a thing again. 103 00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:49,953 Yeah, that's right. 104 00:03:49,955 --> 00:03:52,122 Shreth/Brub is back. 105 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,381 After she joined me 106 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,067 on my driving lesson, I got the feeling 107 00:03:55,218 --> 00:03:56,551 that she might want to get back together. 108 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,387 And I talked to her about it, and she totally did. 109 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,724 Apparently, she also still has feelings for Mickey. 110 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:04,484 So we developed a system 111 00:04:04,561 --> 00:04:06,578 to where she can date both of us, 112 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,972 but, like, extremely separately. 113 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:11,641 Yeah, I mean, basically we're a throuple now. 114 00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:13,643 Or as Mickey likes to call us, "Brubickey," 115 00:04:13,662 --> 00:04:16,255 which is a combination of all of our names together, 116 00:04:16,406 --> 00:04:19,073 and the sound of it actually makes me want to hurl. 117 00:04:19,151 --> 00:04:21,576 - So this week, Shrub gets Wednesday, 118 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,320 Thursday, and Saturday. 119 00:04:23,338 --> 00:04:26,990 And Mickey gets Monday, Tuesday, and Friday. 120 00:04:26,992 --> 00:04:28,433 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Absolutely not. 121 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:30,435 Wednesday is wing night at McGirk's, babe. 122 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:33,013 And I have to spend that whole day stretching my stomach. 123 00:04:33,165 --> 00:04:35,165 - Well, babe, I run a youth program 124 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:36,516 at the local high school on Wednesdays, 125 00:04:36,668 --> 00:04:39,185 and this week is baking, the original mad science. 126 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:41,596 But I'm happy to sacrifice that for my love. 127 00:04:41,673 --> 00:04:44,024 - Oh, that's so sweet, Mickey. - No, no. 128 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,176 I will take Wednesday. 129 00:04:46,194 --> 00:04:48,936 I'll be the bigger man, and I will 130 00:04:49,014 --> 00:04:51,865 romantically sacrifice 10¢ wings. 131 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:54,108 It's actually going kind of well. 132 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,128 Yeah, I mean, it's definitely better than no Beth. 133 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:57,445 I'll tell you that. 134 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,357 That's been my motto for, like, 11 years. 135 00:05:00,359 --> 00:05:03,543 But I have a killer day planned for us on Saturday, 136 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,212 something Mickey could literally never deliver. 137 00:05:06,365 --> 00:05:10,625 And no hints except that it's gonna be dope. 138 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:15,063 And the no Mickey part that I mentioned before. 139 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,892 [door clicks open] - Let's sell a house! 140 00:05:18,968 --> 00:05:20,226 - [clears throat] 141 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:25,048 Oh, look at you in that wig. 142 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,140 - Where should I put my weenies? 143 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,567 - Um--your what, now? 144 00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:29,161 - You told me you wanted it to be homey, 145 00:05:29,312 --> 00:05:30,645 so I cooked up some little smokies. 146 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,572 - What I meant by "homey" was more along the lines 147 00:05:32,649 --> 00:05:36,335 of candles, a fresh welcome mat, 148 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:38,319 a wreath on the front door, 149 00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:40,988 fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies. 150 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,567 And by "fresh-baked," I mean I took them out of the bag 151 00:05:43,569 --> 00:05:44,918 and I heated them up. 152 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:47,179 It's what we call a modern woman having it all. 153 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:49,723 - Oh, my God, I forgot about the best part. 154 00:05:51,426 --> 00:05:52,926 - Walkie-talkies. 155 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:54,578 - No, Kel-coms. - Oh. 156 00:05:54,596 --> 00:05:56,096 - Okay? This way, we can communicate 157 00:05:56,248 --> 00:05:57,505 when we're in totally different parts of the house. 158 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,506 Check it. 159 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,359 Agent Barb, this is Agent Kelly. 160 00:06:00,552 --> 00:06:02,085 - I get what you were doing there. 161 00:06:02,104 --> 00:06:03,862 You were saying "agent" 162 00:06:04,013 --> 00:06:05,655 because we're real estate agents. 163 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,534 - You make me better. 164 00:06:09,686 --> 00:06:11,185 Okay, how do we want to divvy this up? 165 00:06:11,263 --> 00:06:12,596 Do you want me to be the greeter who comes in 166 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:14,781 with the hook, or the closer who's ready 167 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,709 for those offers to fly in? 168 00:06:17,936 --> 00:06:21,955 - I...have a really important job 169 00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:24,198 for you in mind. 170 00:06:24,276 --> 00:06:26,367 - I'm ready for anything. Over. [walkie-talkie beeps] 171 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,203 - But you have to take off that wig. 172 00:06:29,281 --> 00:06:33,725 I want you to clean up and host the outdoor space. 173 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:38,121 I know it needs a face lift, but I have faith 174 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:40,232 that you can pump it up. 175 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,719 - Agent Barb. [feedback whines] 176 00:06:44,796 --> 00:06:46,646 Mission accepted. Over. 177 00:06:46,798 --> 00:06:48,573 [walkie-talkie whines, beeps] 178 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:04,814 [relaxing tropical music] 179 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:11,972 ♪ ♪ 180 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,346 - So Barb actually trusted me with the backyard, 181 00:07:20,499 --> 00:07:23,667 which is technically more square footage than the house. 182 00:07:23,669 --> 00:07:26,260 So, I mean, yeah, it might even be a bigger job 183 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,762 than being inside the actual house. 184 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:29,448 Pretty good shape, huh? 185 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:32,099 I gave it what we like to call a "lawn-icure." 186 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,360 I mean, it's amazing. 187 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:36,346 Look, I also found all this stuff. 188 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:40,125 Brooms. Vintage rakes. Vintage golf balls. 189 00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:42,294 Vintage little sticks. 190 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,521 Life hack, calling something "vintage" 191 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:46,131 makes it way cooler than saying "old." 192 00:07:46,282 --> 00:07:48,041 - How much for the old bottles? - They're not for sale! 193 00:07:48,193 --> 00:07:51,586 Not--they are for sale. 194 00:07:51,697 --> 00:07:53,379 $5. 195 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:56,123 - Okay. 196 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:58,643 [laughs] Can't wait to fill these with teeth. 197 00:07:58,795 --> 00:08:01,054 [laughs, blows on bottle] 198 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:04,649 - Everybody, there is now also an estate sale 199 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:06,543 happening at the shed! 200 00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:08,970 Come check it out. Vintage items. 201 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:10,155 Vintage. Unique. 202 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:11,881 Things you've never seen before. 203 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,882 Hi. 204 00:08:12,901 --> 00:08:15,118 Beautiful eyes. 205 00:08:16,404 --> 00:08:18,646 - She was wearing a water bra the whole time. 206 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,648 - [laughs] - I know! 207 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,575 I go to pull the dart out thinking I'm gonna see blood, 208 00:08:22,652 --> 00:08:24,077 and I get sprayed all over my face. 209 00:08:24,153 --> 00:08:26,988 I'm like, "Bartender, I need to close out." 210 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:27,989 [laughs] - I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. 211 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,399 I'm gonna pee. Barb. 212 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:31,417 You have a story for everything. 213 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:32,694 - I mean... - Seriously. 214 00:08:32,696 --> 00:08:34,738 I thought I had heard every story about darts, 215 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,239 but nope, you have another one. 216 00:08:36,258 --> 00:08:38,925 - Operation Gal Pal is starting off strong. 217 00:08:39,077 --> 00:08:40,744 Nadine's already a bona fide Barbarian, 218 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:42,187 so this is basically a layup. 219 00:08:42,338 --> 00:08:43,763 [laughs] 220 00:08:43,915 --> 00:08:45,081 - Really have your work cut out for you 221 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,082 selling this house. 222 00:08:46,175 --> 00:08:49,419 I mean, Shrub's nan had awful taste. 223 00:08:49,437 --> 00:08:51,846 Look at that grotesque pink wall. 224 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,681 Like, what was she thinking? 225 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,941 [retches] [both laugh] 226 00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:56,535 It's so gross. - Yeah. 227 00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,352 Okay, so first of all, that's called flamingo. 228 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,263 And second, if you don't have anything nice to say, 229 00:09:00,282 --> 00:09:01,781 just keep your mouth shut. 230 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:04,358 I mean, you'll notice I haven't made a peep about your hair. 231 00:09:04,436 --> 00:09:05,326 Right? 232 00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:08,104 Never meet your heroes, bitch. 233 00:09:08,123 --> 00:09:09,956 - Oh, milady. 234 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,274 That's right. 235 00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:13,626 My big date with Beth is at the open house, 236 00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:16,037 which has all the ingredients for a perfect date. 237 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:17,204 Milady. 238 00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:19,299 Bumping location, check. 239 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,968 Delicious food at an affordable price, check. 240 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,895 Also, VIP status, 241 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:26,213 which, uh, I used to frickin' live here. 242 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,732 What's more VIP than that? 243 00:09:27,809 --> 00:09:29,125 Nothing. 244 00:09:29,127 --> 00:09:32,796 Also, I know where all the best spider webs are. 245 00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:34,698 - I love spider webs. 246 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,485 - Thank you for coming. 247 00:09:39,638 --> 00:09:40,912 - Hi. - Cheryl. 248 00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:44,398 Pretty basic for a gal pal, but I could work with that. 249 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:48,161 Hell, I used to flip motor homes in the Everglades. 250 00:09:48,313 --> 00:09:49,921 - Hello. - Cheryl, hello. 251 00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:51,664 Oh. No, no, no. [chicken clucking] 252 00:09:51,817 --> 00:09:53,074 No livestock in the house. 253 00:09:53,151 --> 00:09:54,651 Take that back to the yard. - Oh. 254 00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:57,411 - [yelping] Okay. 255 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,913 - She's a little shy at first. 256 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,247 - Yeah, me too. Nope. 257 00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:02,058 Okay. Okay. Okay. 258 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,771 - I can't leave Emily Chickenson 259 00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,589 home alone unsupervised. 260 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,167 I do have everything she might need, though. 261 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,504 Seed if she gets hungry, wipes if she makes a mess, 262 00:10:14,506 --> 00:10:16,522 and my spray bottle in case anyone brings 263 00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:19,175 a chicken she doesn't get along with. 264 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,935 I'm just kidding. [laughs] 265 00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:22,454 I mean, but technically I am prepared 266 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,164 for that situation. 267 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,017 - Want a cookie? 268 00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,352 - I guess it's 5:00 somewhere. 269 00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:32,856 - Mm. - Oh, here, I guess. 270 00:10:32,858 --> 00:10:35,300 - And this is the living room. - Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 271 00:10:35,377 --> 00:10:38,637 No, move out of the wa-- what are you doing? 272 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:39,954 - Thank you for coming! 273 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,289 [door slams] 274 00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:44,517 - Get out! 275 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:48,888 - Hi! 276 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,131 Welcome to the outer open house. 277 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,483 Please wipe your feet. 278 00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,968 My apologies, but just-- we gotta keep it clean. 279 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,378 - Okay. All right. - Thank you. 280 00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:57,805 Can I offer you a little smoky? 281 00:10:57,899 --> 00:11:00,158 Or perhaps you want to buy a yo-yo 282 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:02,552 that is only missing the string. 283 00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:06,289 - Kelly, this-- this looks really good. 284 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,816 - Thank you. 285 00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:10,059 I never doubted me. 286 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,228 - Listen, your weird cousin, Shrub, is inside 287 00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:14,822 acting like he owns the place, and it's killing sales. 288 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,174 And he's eaten, like, 20 cookies 289 00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:18,234 when the sign clearly says limit 10 per person. 290 00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:20,536 And I am not going into my Chips Ahoy stash. 291 00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:22,238 - We can't have you doing that. Okay. 292 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,349 Why didn't you tell me this over the Kel-com? 293 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,411 Are you too vintage to know how to use it? 294 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,246 You're perfect. Forget I said that. 295 00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:32,524 Okay? I got it. I'm on it. Heard. 296 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,676 - [grunting] Got it. 297 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,770 Literally look at this. 298 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,422 Literally filled with treasures. 299 00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:43,109 What do we got? What do we got? We got a paper airplane. 300 00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,928 Still flies. 301 00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:46,187 Foreign money. 302 00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:49,023 Literally worth maybe thousands, 303 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,041 millions at this point. 304 00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:51,935 I have a holographic Pokémon card, 305 00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:54,270 which is literally priceless at this point. 306 00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:56,272 Don't--don't want to rip it. 307 00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:59,108 But yeah, good luck finding it, robbers. 308 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,110 Right? - That's so cool. 309 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,387 - I know. - Yeah. 310 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,888 This is-- - You know what else is cool? 311 00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,615 - Hey! Unreal. No. Come on. 312 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:09,602 - Oh, my-- - Outside, now. Shoes on, now. 313 00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:10,954 Beth, I said now! 314 00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:12,638 - Hey, you don't have to be mean! 315 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,048 - Really? 316 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,308 You do have to be mean about it. 317 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:17,643 Shrub's had to adapt to crappy situations 318 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:18,903 his entire life. 319 00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:20,964 So the key to get him to do anything is, 320 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,574 you yell at him 321 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,133 till he does it, you know? 322 00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:27,470 And then once he does, his adaptability kicks right in 323 00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,989 and it convinces himself the situation's fine. 324 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,416 - This is actually better. 325 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,977 I mean, the people, the fresh air, 326 00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:36,646 ah, and most importantly, the shed. 327 00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:37,997 You remember Bra Day? 328 00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:39,983 That shed is where I touched Abby Taylor's bra. 329 00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,834 Yeah. It happened. 330 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:45,154 Uh--that's not to say I'm gonna touch Beth's bra today. 331 00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,599 I'm a gentleman, but... 332 00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:51,160 historically, that shed has been very good to me. 333 00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:52,253 - Emily, don't be stubborn. 334 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,163 Drink your water. It's good for you. 335 00:12:54,182 --> 00:12:55,422 Come on, drink it. 336 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,941 - Babe, look. 337 00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,352 Kelly says I can have this for a dollar. 338 00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:02,355 - Babe, you have two shovels that look identical to that. 339 00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:04,674 - I know. It's exactly my taste. 340 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,009 - Dude, no. 341 00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:07,768 No. No, no, no. 342 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:10,680 You cannot be the lady with a chicken on a leash. 343 00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:11,790 - Excuse me? 344 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:14,183 - Your chicken on a leash. 345 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,369 Don't be that lady. You look insane. 346 00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:17,687 - Now hold on, Mandy. 347 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:21,190 I know you got your own counseling style, but-- 348 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:25,378 - You won a regional journalism award. 349 00:13:25,454 --> 00:13:27,180 Get it together. 350 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,883 - That was harsh. 351 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,626 - No. 352 00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:34,053 I think I needed that. 353 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,563 - You definitely did! 354 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,467 - Who's Dicky Deeznuts? 355 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,636 - Oh, dude, that's just, like, a hilarious name. 356 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:47,075 Like, imagine if someone's name was actually Dicky Deeznuts. 357 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,888 - That is hilarious. - Right? 358 00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:53,389 - And let me show you the shed, shall we? 359 00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:55,908 - Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Ocupado, dude. 360 00:13:56,061 --> 00:13:57,393 Get your own shed. 361 00:13:57,412 --> 00:14:01,322 - Mr. Gallant, they are not included in the shed, 362 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,733 unless you--we could figure something out. 363 00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:05,176 - No. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. No. 364 00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:07,178 You're killing the mojo. 365 00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,681 - I have to sell the property, which the shed is part of. 366 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,183 - Okay, well, I'm kind of trying to get my bra on. 367 00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:14,501 - You know, Mr. Gallant-- okay, guess what. 368 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,503 Pretend they're not even here. Let's do an exercise. 369 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,190 Pretend they're not here and look around. 370 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,433 This could be yours. - Ooh. 371 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:23,102 I hear familiar voices. - No, no. 372 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,604 - Scoochie. - What? 373 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,606 - Oh. What's throup, my dudes? 374 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:27,757 - No, no, dude. 375 00:14:27,775 --> 00:14:28,974 You cannot be here right now, dude. 376 00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:29,942 This is my day. 377 00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:31,277 - It's an open house, bro. 378 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:32,945 - Dude, don't play that game. - Hi, Mickey. 379 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:34,447 - Hey. - Everyone needs to leave! 380 00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:35,522 Get out. - Great. 381 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,357 - Get out. - Great! 382 00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,691 See what you did, Mickey? 383 00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:38,618 I hope you're hap--hey! 384 00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:39,936 God! 385 00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:42,605 Deeznuts! 386 00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,090 - This is also for sale. 387 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,962 [both laugh] 388 00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:52,965 - Laughter, the gal pal mating call. 389 00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:57,286 [laughs forcefully] 390 00:14:57,288 --> 00:15:00,356 Oh, I love to laugh. 391 00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:03,568 Mm. 392 00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:07,655 Well, Operation Gal Pal is a steaming pile of [bleep]. 393 00:15:15,473 --> 00:15:18,082 Kelly, come in. [walkie-talkie beeps] 394 00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:22,378 Kelly-Kelly, Barb-Barb? 395 00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,245 That was just a test to make sure 396 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,913 you were still working really hard. 397 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:37,418 And you passed 'cause you're still working. 398 00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,512 Good job. 399 00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:41,088 This is Barb. 400 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,024 [walkie-talkie beeps] 401 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,444 - Dude, you are so selfish, Mickey! 402 00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:48,595 I mean, can't you tell you're tearing her apart? 403 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:51,023 - Hey! Don't you yell at him. 404 00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:54,677 He's a diagnosed hypersensitive person. 405 00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:55,861 - Thank you, Grandma. 406 00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:57,288 - Why don't you stay out of this, Leotha? 407 00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:58,790 'Cause I know where your flower beds are. 408 00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,108 - Young man, you come for my peonies, 409 00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:03,144 you come for me, okay? 410 00:16:03,204 --> 00:16:04,278 - Beth, you shouldn't be 411 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,296 standing here with your soft bones. 412 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,631 Let me get you a chair. - No, no. 413 00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:07,966 It's my day, dude. 414 00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:08,949 I will get the chair for her soft bones. 415 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,193 - I got the chair. - I got it. 416 00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:11,210 I got it. - Beautiful blue chair. 417 00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:12,378 Throne for the princess. There we go. 418 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,121 - Do not call her princess on my day, dude! 419 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,641 - Boys, boys. Let's just calm down. 420 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:17,791 - I got this. 421 00:16:17,869 --> 00:16:19,719 - No! 422 00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:22,063 I got this. 423 00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:26,542 Shrub, Mickey, I'm gonna give you some advice. 424 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:30,697 What you two need to do is-- is... 425 00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:36,552 Fight. 426 00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:38,479 Yeah. You gotta fight it out. 427 00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:39,864 Get it out of your system. - Yeah. 428 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,774 - Um, Joe-- - No. 429 00:16:41,926 --> 00:16:43,317 I'm serious. 430 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,077 - Well, you know, Flatch does have 431 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,820 a history of classic duels. 432 00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:48,189 Why not add ours to the list? 433 00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,324 - Oh, you are so dead. 434 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,751 - Huzzah. 435 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,086 - This... 436 00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:57,348 is gonna bring so many people to the yard. 437 00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:58,182 Let's do it. 438 00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:02,094 [crowd chatters] [door slams] 439 00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:03,337 - What the hell is going on? 440 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,172 Why is no one inside the open house? 441 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,599 - Fight! 442 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:09,101 Scrawny one versus other scrawny one for Beth's heart. 443 00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,844 My money's on other scrawny one, 444 00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:11,937 but I need odds. 445 00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,589 - This isn't a real fight, is it? 446 00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:14,681 - No. 447 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,534 - [screams] [crowd gasps] 448 00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,611 - Joe, do something. 449 00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:21,355 - Okay, fellas, I was thinking more like a pillow fight. 450 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,524 Does anyone have any pillows? - No. I sold them all. 451 00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,134 Hey, look at me. Look at me. Okay? 452 00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:27,027 Ignore the head, hit the body. 453 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,604 You don't chop a tree down by the top, do you? 454 00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:31,107 No. Low, low, low, low, low. - Bow, bow, bow, bow! 455 00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,717 - Come here. Get in there. - [growls] 456 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:34,535 Battle royal! 457 00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:35,720 - Who do I want to win? 458 00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,889 I just want to see a good fight. 459 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:38,964 Also blood. 460 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,616 - [growls] - Shrub! 461 00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:43,135 - You got this, sweetie! Bob and weave. 462 00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:44,395 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. Yeah. 463 00:17:44,472 --> 00:17:45,730 - Bob and weave. 464 00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,214 - Shrub, you're gonna want to hit the other guy. 465 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,474 Okay? Hit the other guy! 466 00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,975 - [growls] - No! 467 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,794 - [screams] 468 00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:52,904 No! No fighting! 469 00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:55,573 - Oh, God! I'm blind! 470 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:56,816 - It's tap water. 471 00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:58,651 - Still. You hit me right in the cornea. 472 00:17:58,727 --> 00:17:59,911 - Thank you, Cheryl. 473 00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:01,779 'Cause I needed that cool, refreshing mist 474 00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:03,656 to knock some sense into me. 475 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,232 Sorry, everyone. 476 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,326 I don't want to fight. [crowd groans] 477 00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:09,145 No, it's okay. It's okay. - Good. No, that's good. 478 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:12,315 - I was temporarily blinded by love-borne jealousy. 479 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,425 As I'm sure you all have guessed, 480 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,336 Shrub, Beth, and I have entered into a throuple. 481 00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:19,989 [crowd gasps] 482 00:18:20,007 --> 00:18:21,432 - Wait, what? - Mm-hmm. 483 00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:23,935 - Dude! Do not tell them that. - It's okay. It's okay. 484 00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:25,344 - What's a throuple? - Let's get it all out. 485 00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:26,829 - Yeah, the three of us. - Okay. 486 00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,273 Today was Shrub's day, and I need to respect that. 487 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:32,443 Because when one throuple member hurts, 488 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,946 we all hurt. 489 00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,280 We do. - It's true. 490 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,858 - Shrub, the open house is all yours. 491 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,368 Namaste. 492 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,513 - Baby. - Victory! 493 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,531 - Pathetic. 494 00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,458 - Put your shirt on, Shrub. - I will. 495 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,352 - It's obviously over. - I got it. 496 00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:52,521 - Okay, you guys, there's a couple rakes left. 497 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,281 - How about that? [chuckles] 498 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,467 Weird kid's kind of sexy. 499 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,863 If I had a gal pal, I wouldn't have to tell you that. 500 00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:02,214 - I know Shrub and Mickey. 501 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,175 Those two were never actually gonna fight. 502 00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,643 Not on this planet. 503 00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:08,980 But I knew that bringing them to the brink of a fight 504 00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,649 would cause them to talk out their issues. 505 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,154 - But what if I didn't come in with the water? 506 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:19,732 - I knew that was gonna happen too. 507 00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:22,660 It's all in the training. 508 00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,649 - So we did not sell the house. 509 00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,726 But that's okay. We will. 510 00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:34,505 We just, you know, gotta adjust to the market. 511 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,916 There's not as much money or gal pals 512 00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:38,676 flying around here in Flatch like there was in the Palm. 513 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:42,162 But, you know, it's all right. [door clicks open] 514 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,924 It's all part of the process. 515 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,575 - I sold the shed! - What? 516 00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:49,428 - I sold the shed. Out back. The shed. I sold all of it. 517 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:50,763 - You're joking. - I sold the entire thing. 518 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,357 - Oh, my God. That counts! That's our first sale! 519 00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:56,101 [both screaming] Oh, my God! That's amazing! 520 00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:57,361 What is that smell? 521 00:19:57,513 --> 00:19:59,346 - Oh, uh, Cheryl's chicken attacked me 522 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,424 while I was eating a weenie, and it pooped on my shoe. 523 00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,759 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is a lot. 524 00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:05,203 - There is still some. - Oh. 525 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:09,373 - I bought a shed. [laughs] 526 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,708 I'm gonna move it to our back yard 527 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,601 and use it to separate the bully chickens 528 00:20:12,603 --> 00:20:13,878 from Emily Chickenson. 529 00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:16,047 And then we don't need a leash. 530 00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:17,957 What do you think of that plan? [chicken clucks] 531 00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,959 Yeah, she loves it. 532 00:20:20,111 --> 00:20:21,794 Kelly drives a hard bargain, though. 533 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,387 - What a rush. 534 00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:25,205 I mean, did you see me giving Cheryl the hard sell? 535 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,132 [exhales] I almost felt bad for her. 536 00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:28,559 But you know what Barb said. 537 00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:32,955 Never apologize for being good at the game. 538 00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:34,807 Which means I'm good at the game. 539 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,642 - I didn't find a gal pal today. 540 00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:40,554 But Kelly and I had a moment, and she's a gal. 541 00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:42,990 So that's a start. 542 00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:47,745 You about done out there, Agent Kelly? 543 00:20:47,822 --> 00:20:49,062 Kelly? 544 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,155 - You have to say "over." 545 00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,416 And yes, all wrapped up. Over. 546 00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:56,145 - Okay. You did a great job today. 547 00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:59,239 - You have to say "over"! 548 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,501 Can you believe this? $600. 549 00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:03,669 You know what they say. 550 00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,154 You gotta spend money to make money. 551 00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:08,340 So I know exactly what I'm doing with this. 552 00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:10,659 We bought a boat, bitches! - Ay! 553 00:21:10,678 --> 00:21:12,919 If I'd have known we could've gotten a boat out of this, 554 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,514 I would have told Nan to sell that shed years ago. 555 00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:16,665 - I mean, yeah. 556 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,684 It doesn't float, yet, but it's fine 557 00:21:18,836 --> 00:21:21,928 'cause I don't even know how to drive a boat yet, you know? 558 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,356 [horn honking] 559 00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:26,525 Shrub! Working horn! - Whoa! 560 00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:27,693 [horn honks] 561 00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:31,956 [both singing "Titanic" theme]