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- Hey, back it up. No peck.
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I got him. I got him.
It's okay.
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They can't hurt you anymore.
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No peck!
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Oh, I'm still enjoying
my chickens,
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but they are not
enjoying each other.
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For some reason,
they've all decided to gang up
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on Emily Chickenson.
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Yeah, I hate fighting.
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Of all kinds,
not just chicken fights.
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Anywho, Emily has moved
into the house
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for her own safety.
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But since Shrub has moved in,
it's quite crowded.
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- Help!
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- Although if you're going
to choose a roommate,
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Emily is by far the most
civilized of the flock.
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[suspenseful music on TV]
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- Ew. She's looking at me.
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[chicken clucking]
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- Tag team lift!
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Got it.
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Small size does not mean
a light load.
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- Okay.
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Tomorrow, we raise the curtain
for Barb's second act.
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The first-ever listing
from Just Barb's Realty
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officially hits the market.
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I slapped some paint on her
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and put some choice furniture
in there.
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You know, I pumped her up.
[laughs]
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This first listing is a biggie
because it'll give us an idea
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of how things are gonna sell
over this next year,
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which is how long
I have the lease
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on my office and rental house.
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So it has to sell.
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And if there's one thing I know
about an open house,
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it brings out the gals faster
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than a half-price frosé
at Swampy Margaret's.
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[laughs]
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So, you know, since I'm back
in Flatch now,
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I'm in desperate need
for some girlfriends.
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[clears throat]
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[bike bell chimes]
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- Oh, good morning.
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Who's this
beautiful young lady?
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- It's me, June.
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- How can I help you, June?
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- I'm looking
for a little advice.
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Is Mandy coming in?
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- Not yet, but I'm here.
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- That's okay. I'll wait.
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I've got my crossword.
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- Yeah, a lot of people
have been coming to me
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for advice instead of Joe.
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He's been busy with Cheryl
and his beer-making.
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But honestly,
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I think it's because
they respect my methods.
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I need you to take that pillow,
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and I need you to hit Charlie
as hard as you can with it.
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- Oh, but I don't want
to hit him.
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I love him.
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- And that's exactly
why you have to do it.
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In some circles, they may
be called "alternative."
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But they get results.
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Yes.
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He made you pay
for the first date.
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She won't let you go
to bocce ball night.
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He wears a belt
with gym shorts.
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It's wrong.
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Okay, now stop.
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[both panting]
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Kiss.
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- Mandy, what the heck
is going on here?
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I've been waiting in my office
for the Gibsons
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for their counseling sesh.
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- They're at their session.
It's just with me today.
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- [exhales sharply, chuckles]
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I gotta be honest, I am ticked.
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I know you've been expanding
your role at the church here,
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and I support that,
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but you can't just take over
my counseling sessions
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and have my parishioners beat
the crap out of each other.
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I mean, are you even trained
for this sort of thing?
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- Look, my results
speak for themselves.
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Are you trained?
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- [scoffs] Am I trained? Yeah.
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I took an online course
for a week.
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Look, I even have a diploma.
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- That's a coupon
for a free car wash.
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- Oh, sorry. That's the back.
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And you know
it's important to me
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'cause I haven't even used
the coupon.
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- Look, these people
are seeking me out.
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And I feel
it's my duty to help.
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- Well, yeah,
but I also like helping people.
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Maybe next time,
get me in my office.
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I have pillows too.
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- Nah.
Yours got buttons on 'em.
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Could blind somebody.
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But yeah, all right.
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I'll holler at you next time.
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- So exciting news.
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Um, Beth and I
are a thing again.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Shreth/Brub is back.
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After she joined me
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on my driving lesson,
I got the feeling
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that she might want
to get back together.
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And I talked to her about it,
and she totally did.
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Apparently, she also still has
feelings for Mickey.
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So we developed a system
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to where she can date
both of us,
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but, like,
extremely separately.
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Yeah, I mean, basically
we're a throuple now.
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Or as Mickey likes
to call us, "Brubickey,"
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which is a combination
of all of our names together,
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and the sound of it
actually makes me want to hurl.
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- So this week,
Shrub gets Wednesday,
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Thursday, and Saturday.
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And Mickey gets Monday,
Tuesday, and Friday.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Absolutely not.
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Wednesday is wing night
at McGirk's, babe.
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And I have to spend that whole
day stretching my stomach.
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- Well, babe,
I run a youth program
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at the local high school
on Wednesdays,
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and this week is baking,
the original mad science.
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But I'm happy to sacrifice that
for my love.
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- Oh, that's so sweet, Mickey.
- No, no.
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I will take Wednesday.
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I'll be the bigger man,
and I will
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romantically sacrifice
10¢ wings.
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It's actually going
kind of well.
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Yeah, I mean, it's definitely
better than no Beth.
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I'll tell you that.
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That's been my motto
for, like, 11 years.
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But I have a killer day
planned for us on Saturday,
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something Mickey could
literally never deliver.
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And no hints except that
it's gonna be dope.
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And the no Mickey part
that I mentioned before.
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[door clicks open]
- Let's sell a house!
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- [clears throat]
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Oh, look at you in that wig.
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- Where should I put
my weenies?
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- Um--your what, now?
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- You told me
you wanted it to be homey,
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so I cooked up
some little smokies.
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- What I meant by "homey"
was more along the lines
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of candles,
a fresh welcome mat,
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a wreath on the front door,
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fresh-baked
chocolate chip cookies.
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And by "fresh-baked," I mean
I took them out of the bag
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and I heated them up.
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It's what we call
a modern woman having it all.
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- Oh, my God,
I forgot about the best part.
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- Walkie-talkies.
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- No, Kel-coms.
- Oh.
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- Okay?
This way, we can communicate
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when we're in totally different
parts of the house.
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Check it.
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Agent Barb,
this is Agent Kelly.
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- I get
what you were doing there.
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You were saying "agent"
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because we're
real estate agents.
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- You make me better.
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Okay, how do we want
to divvy this up?
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Do you want me to be
the greeter who comes in
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with the hook,
or the closer who's ready
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for those offers to fly in?
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- I...have
a really important job
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for you in mind.
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- I'm ready for anything. Over.
[walkie-talkie beeps]
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- But you have to take off
that wig.
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I want you to clean up
and host the outdoor space.
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I know it needs a face lift,
but I have faith
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that you can pump it up.
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- Agent Barb.
[feedback whines]
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Mission accepted. Over.
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[walkie-talkie whines, beeps]
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[relaxing tropical music]
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♪ ♪
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- So Barb actually trusted me
with the backyard,
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which is technically more
square footage than the house.
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So, I mean, yeah,
it might even be a bigger job
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than being inside
the actual house.
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Pretty good shape, huh?
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I gave it what we like to call
a "lawn-icure."
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I mean, it's amazing.
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Look, I also found
all this stuff.
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Brooms. Vintage rakes.
Vintage golf balls.
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Vintage little sticks.
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Life hack,
calling something "vintage"
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makes it way cooler
than saying "old."
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- How much for the old bottles?
- They're not for sale!
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Not--they are for sale.
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$5.
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- Okay.
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[laughs] Can't wait
to fill these with teeth.
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[laughs, blows on bottle]
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- Everybody, there is now
also an estate sale
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happening at the shed!
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00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:08,970
Come check it out.
Vintage items.
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Vintage. Unique.
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Things you've
never seen before.
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Hi.
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Beautiful eyes.
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- She was wearing
a water bra the whole time.
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- [laughs]
- I know!
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I go to pull the dart out
thinking I'm gonna see blood,
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and I get sprayed
all over my face.
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I'm like, "Bartender,
I need to close out."
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[laughs]
- I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee.
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I'm gonna pee. Barb.
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You have a story
for everything.
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- I mean...
- Seriously.
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I thought I had heard
every story about darts,
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but nope, you have another one.
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- Operation Gal Pal
is starting off strong.
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Nadine's already
a bona fide Barbarian,
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so this is basically a layup.
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[laughs]
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- Really have your work
cut out for you
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selling this house.
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I mean, Shrub's nan
had awful taste.
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Look at that
grotesque pink wall.
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Like, what was she thinking?
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[retches]
[both laugh]
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It's so gross.
- Yeah.
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Okay, so first of all,
that's called flamingo.
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And second, if you don't
have anything nice to say,
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just keep your mouth shut.
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I mean, you'll notice I haven't
made a peep about your hair.
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Right?
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Never meet your heroes, bitch.
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- Oh, milady.
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That's right.
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My big date with Beth
is at the open house,
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which has all the ingredients
for a perfect date.
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Milady.
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Bumping location, check.
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Delicious food
at an affordable price, check.
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Also, VIP status,
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which, uh, I used
to frickin' live here.
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What's more VIP than that?
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Nothing.
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Also, I know where all
the best spider webs are.
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- I love spider webs.
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- Thank you for coming.
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- Hi.
- Cheryl.
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Pretty basic for a gal pal,
but I could work with that.
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Hell, I used to flip
motor homes in the Everglades.
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- Hello.
- Cheryl, hello.
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Oh. No, no, no.
[chicken clucking]
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No livestock in the house.
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Take that back to the yard.
- Oh.
254
00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:57,411
- [yelping] Okay.
255
00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,913
- She's a little shy at first.
256
00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,247
- Yeah, me too. Nope.
257
00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:02,058
Okay. Okay. Okay.
258
00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,771
- I can't leave
Emily Chickenson
259
00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,589
home alone unsupervised.
260
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,167
I do have everything
she might need, though.
261
00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:14,504
Seed if she gets hungry,
wipes if she makes a mess,
262
00:10:14,506 --> 00:10:16,522
and my spray bottle
in case anyone brings
263
00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:19,175
a chicken
she doesn't get along with.
264
00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,935
I'm just kidding.
[laughs]
265
00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:22,454
I mean, but technically
I am prepared
266
00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,164
for that situation.
267
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,017
- Want a cookie?
268
00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,352
- I guess it's 5:00 somewhere.
269
00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:32,856
- Mm.
- Oh, here, I guess.
270
00:10:32,858 --> 00:10:35,300
- And this is the living room.
- Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
271
00:10:35,377 --> 00:10:38,637
No, move out of the wa--
what are you doing?
272
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:39,954
- Thank you for coming!
273
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,289
[door slams]
274
00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:44,517
- Get out!
275
00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:48,888
- Hi!
276
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,131
Welcome
to the outer open house.
277
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,483
Please wipe your feet.
278
00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,968
My apologies, but just--
we gotta keep it clean.
279
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,378
- Okay. All right.
- Thank you.
280
00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:57,805
Can I offer you a little smoky?
281
00:10:57,899 --> 00:11:00,158
Or perhaps you want
to buy a yo-yo
282
00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:02,552
that is only missing
the string.
283
00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:06,289
- Kelly, this--
this looks really good.
284
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,816
- Thank you.
285
00:11:08,894 --> 00:11:10,059
I never doubted me.
286
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,228
- Listen, your weird cousin,
Shrub, is inside
287
00:11:12,247 --> 00:11:14,822
acting like he owns the place,
and it's killing sales.
288
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,174
And he's eaten,
like, 20 cookies
289
00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:18,234
when the sign clearly says
limit 10 per person.
290
00:11:18,327 --> 00:11:20,536
And I am not going
into my Chips Ahoy stash.
291
00:11:20,538 --> 00:11:22,238
- We can't have you doing that.
Okay.
292
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,349
Why didn't you tell me this
over the Kel-com?
293
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,411
Are you too vintage
to know how to use it?
294
00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,246
You're perfect.
Forget I said that.
295
00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:32,524
Okay? I got it.
I'm on it. Heard.
296
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,676
- [grunting]
Got it.
297
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,770
Literally look at this.
298
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,422
Literally filled
with treasures.
299
00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:43,109
What do we got? What do we got?
We got a paper airplane.
300
00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:44,928
Still flies.
301
00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:46,187
Foreign money.
302
00:11:46,264 --> 00:11:49,023
Literally worth
maybe thousands,
303
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,041
millions at this point.
304
00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:51,935
I have a holographic
Pokémon card,
305
00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:54,270
which is literally priceless
at this point.
306
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:56,272
Don't--don't want to rip it.
307
00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:59,108
But yeah, good luck
finding it, robbers.
308
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:01,110
Right?
- That's so cool.
309
00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,387
- I know.
- Yeah.
310
00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,888
This is--
- You know what else is cool?
311
00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,615
- Hey! Unreal. No. Come on.
312
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:09,602
- Oh, my--
- Outside, now. Shoes on, now.
313
00:12:09,637 --> 00:12:10,954
Beth, I said now!
314
00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:12,638
- Hey, you don't
have to be mean!
315
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,048
- Really?
316
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,308
You do have to be mean
about it.
317
00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:17,643
Shrub's had to adapt
to crappy situations
318
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:18,903
his entire life.
319
00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:20,964
So the key to get him
to do anything is,
320
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,574
you yell at him
321
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,133
till he does it, you know?
322
00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:27,470
And then once he does,
his adaptability kicks right in
323
00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,989
and it convinces himself
the situation's fine.
324
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,416
- This is actually better.
325
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,977
I mean, the people,
the fresh air,
326
00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:36,646
ah, and most importantly,
the shed.
327
00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:37,997
You remember Bra Day?
328
00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:39,983
That shed is where I touched
Abby Taylor's bra.
329
00:12:39,985 --> 00:12:41,834
Yeah. It happened.
330
00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:45,154
Uh--that's not to say I'm gonna
touch Beth's bra today.
331
00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,599
I'm a gentleman, but...
332
00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:51,160
historically, that shed
has been very good to me.
333
00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:52,253
- Emily, don't be stubborn.
334
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,163
Drink your water.
It's good for you.
335
00:12:54,182 --> 00:12:55,422
Come on, drink it.
336
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,941
- Babe, look.
337
00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,352
Kelly says I can have this
for a dollar.
338
00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:02,355
- Babe, you have two shovels
that look identical to that.
339
00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:04,674
- I know.
It's exactly my taste.
340
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,009
- Dude, no.
341
00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:07,768
No. No, no, no.
342
00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:10,680
You cannot be the lady
with a chicken on a leash.
343
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:11,790
- Excuse me?
344
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:14,183
- Your chicken on a leash.
345
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,369
Don't be that lady.
You look insane.
346
00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:17,687
- Now hold on, Mandy.
347
00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:21,190
I know you got your own
counseling style, but--
348
00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:25,378
- You won
a regional journalism award.
349
00:13:25,454 --> 00:13:27,180
Get it together.
350
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,883
- That was harsh.
351
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,626
- No.
352
00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:34,053
I think I needed that.
353
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,563
- You definitely did!
354
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,467
- Who's Dicky Deeznuts?
355
00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,636
- Oh, dude, that's just, like,
a hilarious name.
356
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:47,075
Like, imagine if someone's name
was actually Dicky Deeznuts.
357
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,888
- That is hilarious.
- Right?
358
00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:53,389
- And let me show you the shed,
shall we?
359
00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:55,908
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ocupado, dude.
360
00:13:56,061 --> 00:13:57,393
Get your own shed.
361
00:13:57,412 --> 00:14:01,322
- Mr. Gallant, they are
not included in the shed,
362
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,733
unless you--we could
figure something out.
363
00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:05,176
- No. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. No.
364
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:07,178
You're killing the mojo.
365
00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:09,681
- I have to sell the property,
which the shed is part of.
366
00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,183
- Okay, well, I'm kind of
trying to get my bra on.
367
00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:14,501
- You know, Mr. Gallant--
okay, guess what.
368
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,503
Pretend they're not even here.
Let's do an exercise.
369
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,190
Pretend they're not here
and look around.
370
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,433
This could be yours.
- Ooh.
371
00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:23,102
I hear familiar voices.
- No, no.
372
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,604
- Scoochie.
- What?
373
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,606
- Oh. What's throup, my dudes?
374
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:27,757
- No, no, dude.
375
00:14:27,775 --> 00:14:28,974
You cannot be here
right now, dude.
376
00:14:29,052 --> 00:14:29,942
This is my day.
377
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:31,277
- It's an open house, bro.
378
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:32,945
- Dude, don't play that game.
- Hi, Mickey.
379
00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:34,447
- Hey.
- Everyone needs to leave!
380
00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:35,522
Get out.
- Great.
381
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,357
- Get out.
- Great!
382
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,691
See what you did, Mickey?
383
00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:38,618
I hope you're hap--hey!
384
00:14:38,694 --> 00:14:39,936
God!
385
00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:42,605
Deeznuts!
386
00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,090
- This is also for sale.
387
00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,962
[both laugh]
388
00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:52,965
- Laughter,
the gal pal mating call.
389
00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:57,286
[laughs forcefully]
390
00:14:57,288 --> 00:15:00,356
Oh, I love to laugh.
391
00:15:01,717 --> 00:15:03,568
Mm.
392
00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:07,655
Well, Operation Gal Pal is
a steaming pile of [bleep].
393
00:15:15,473 --> 00:15:18,082
Kelly, come in.
[walkie-talkie beeps]
394
00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:22,378
Kelly-Kelly, Barb-Barb?
395
00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,245
That was just a test
to make sure
396
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,913
you were still working
really hard.
397
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:37,418
And you passed
'cause you're still working.
398
00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,512
Good job.
399
00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:41,088
This is Barb.
400
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,024
[walkie-talkie beeps]
401
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,444
- Dude, you are
so selfish, Mickey!
402
00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:48,595
I mean, can't you tell
you're tearing her apart?
403
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:51,023
- Hey! Don't you yell at him.
404
00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:54,677
He's a diagnosed
hypersensitive person.
405
00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:55,861
- Thank you, Grandma.
406
00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:57,288
- Why don't you stay
out of this, Leotha?
407
00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:58,790
'Cause I know
where your flower beds are.
408
00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,108
- Young man,
you come for my peonies,
409
00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:03,144
you come for me, okay?
410
00:16:03,204 --> 00:16:04,278
- Beth, you shouldn't be
411
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,296
standing here
with your soft bones.
412
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,631
Let me get you a chair.
- No, no.
413
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:07,966
It's my day, dude.
414
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:08,949
I will get the chair
for her soft bones.
415
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,193
- I got the chair.
- I got it.
416
00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:11,210
I got it.
- Beautiful blue chair.
417
00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:12,378
Throne for the princess.
There we go.
418
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,121
- Do not call her princess
on my day, dude!
419
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,641
- Boys, boys.
Let's just calm down.
420
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:17,791
- I got this.
421
00:16:17,869 --> 00:16:19,719
- No!
422
00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:22,063
I got this.
423
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:26,542
Shrub, Mickey, I'm gonna
give you some advice.
424
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:30,697
What you two need to do is--
is...
425
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:36,552
Fight.
426
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:38,479
Yeah. You gotta fight it out.
427
00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:39,864
Get it out of your system.
- Yeah.
428
00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,774
- Um, Joe--
- No.
429
00:16:41,926 --> 00:16:43,317
I'm serious.
430
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,077
- Well, you know,
Flatch does have
431
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,820
a history of classic duels.
432
00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:48,189
Why not add ours to the list?
433
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,324
- Oh, you are so dead.
434
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,751
- Huzzah.
435
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,086
- This...
436
00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:57,348
is gonna bring
so many people to the yard.
437
00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:58,182
Let's do it.
438
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:02,094
[crowd chatters]
[door slams]
439
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:03,337
- What the hell is going on?
440
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,172
Why is no one inside
the open house?
441
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,599
- Fight!
442
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:09,101
Scrawny one versus other
scrawny one for Beth's heart.
443
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,844
My money's
on other scrawny one,
444
00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:11,937
but I need odds.
445
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,589
- This isn't a real fight,
is it?
446
00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:14,681
- No.
447
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,534
- [screams]
[crowd gasps]
448
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,611
- Joe, do something.
449
00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:21,355
- Okay, fellas, I was thinking
more like a pillow fight.
450
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,524
Does anyone have any pillows?
- No. I sold them all.
451
00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,134
Hey, look at me.
Look at me. Okay?
452
00:17:25,136 --> 00:17:27,027
Ignore the head, hit the body.
453
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,604
You don't chop a tree down
by the top, do you?
454
00:17:28,606 --> 00:17:31,107
No. Low, low, low, low, low.
- Bow, bow, bow, bow!
455
00:17:31,109 --> 00:17:32,717
- Come here. Get in there.
- [growls]
456
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:34,535
Battle royal!
457
00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:35,720
- Who do I want to win?
458
00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,889
I just want to see
a good fight.
459
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:38,964
Also blood.
460
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:40,616
- [growls]
- Shrub!
461
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:43,135
- You got this, sweetie!
Bob and weave.
462
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:44,395
- Thank you.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
463
00:17:44,472 --> 00:17:45,730
- Bob and weave.
464
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,214
- Shrub, you're gonna
want to hit the other guy.
465
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,474
Okay? Hit the other guy!
466
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,975
- [growls]
- No!
467
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,794
- [screams]
468
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:52,904
No! No fighting!
469
00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:55,573
- Oh, God! I'm blind!
470
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:56,816
- It's tap water.
471
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:58,651
- Still.
You hit me right in the cornea.
472
00:17:58,727 --> 00:17:59,911
- Thank you, Cheryl.
473
00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:01,779
'Cause I needed
that cool, refreshing mist
474
00:18:01,856 --> 00:18:03,656
to knock some sense into me.
475
00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,232
Sorry, everyone.
476
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,326
I don't want to fight.
[crowd groans]
477
00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:09,145
No, it's okay. It's okay.
- Good. No, that's good.
478
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:12,315
- I was temporarily blinded
by love-borne jealousy.
479
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,425
As I'm sure
you all have guessed,
480
00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:17,336
Shrub, Beth, and I have
entered into a throuple.
481
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:19,989
[crowd gasps]
482
00:18:20,007 --> 00:18:21,432
- Wait, what?
- Mm-hmm.
483
00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:23,935
- Dude! Do not tell them that.
- It's okay. It's okay.
484
00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:25,344
- What's a throuple?
- Let's get it all out.
485
00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:26,829
- Yeah, the three of us.
- Okay.
486
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,273
Today was Shrub's day,
and I need to respect that.
487
00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:32,443
Because when one
throuple member hurts,
488
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,946
we all hurt.
489
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,280
We do.
- It's true.
490
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,858
- Shrub, the open house
is all yours.
491
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,368
Namaste.
492
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,513
- Baby.
- Victory!
493
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,531
- Pathetic.
494
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,458
- Put your shirt on, Shrub.
- I will.
495
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,352
- It's obviously over.
- I got it.
496
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:52,521
- Okay, you guys,
there's a couple rakes left.
497
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,281
- How about that?
[chuckles]
498
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,467
Weird kid's kind of sexy.
499
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,863
If I had a gal pal, I wouldn't
have to tell you that.
500
00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:02,214
- I know Shrub and Mickey.
501
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,175
Those two were never
actually gonna fight.
502
00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,643
Not on this planet.
503
00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:08,980
But I knew that bringing them
to the brink of a fight
504
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,649
would cause them
to talk out their issues.
505
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,154
- But what if I didn't
come in with the water?
506
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:19,732
- I knew that was
gonna happen too.
507
00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:22,660
It's all in the training.
508
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,649
- So we did not sell the house.
509
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,726
But that's okay. We will.
510
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:34,505
We just, you know, gotta adjust
to the market.
511
00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,916
There's not as much money
or gal pals
512
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:38,676
flying around here in Flatch
like there was in the Palm.
513
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:42,162
But, you know, it's all right.
[door clicks open]
514
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,924
It's all part of the process.
515
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,575
- I sold the shed!
- What?
516
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:49,428
- I sold the shed. Out back.
The shed. I sold all of it.
517
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:50,763
- You're joking.
- I sold the entire thing.
518
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:53,357
- Oh, my God. That counts!
That's our first sale!
519
00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:56,101
[both screaming]
Oh, my God! That's amazing!
520
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:57,361
What is that smell?
521
00:19:57,513 --> 00:19:59,346
- Oh, uh,
Cheryl's chicken attacked me
522
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,424
while I was eating a weenie,
and it pooped on my shoe.
523
00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,759
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that is a lot.
524
00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:05,203
- There is still some.
- Oh.
525
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:09,373
- I bought a shed. [laughs]
526
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,708
I'm gonna move it
to our back yard
527
00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,601
and use it to separate
the bully chickens
528
00:20:12,603 --> 00:20:13,878
from Emily Chickenson.
529
00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:16,047
And then we don't need
a leash.
530
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:17,957
What do you think of that plan?
[chicken clucks]
531
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,959
Yeah, she loves it.
532
00:20:20,111 --> 00:20:21,794
Kelly drives
a hard bargain, though.
533
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,387
- What a rush.
534
00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:25,205
I mean, did you see me
giving Cheryl the hard sell?
535
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,132
[exhales]
I almost felt bad for her.
536
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:28,559
But you know what Barb said.
537
00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:32,955
Never apologize
for being good at the game.
538
00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:34,807
Which means
I'm good at the game.
539
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,642
- I didn't find
a gal pal today.
540
00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:40,554
But Kelly and I had a moment,
and she's a gal.
541
00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:42,990
So that's a start.
542
00:20:44,318 --> 00:20:47,745
You about done out there,
Agent Kelly?
543
00:20:47,822 --> 00:20:49,062
Kelly?
544
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,155
- You have to say "over."
545
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,416
And yes, all wrapped up. Over.
546
00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:56,145
- Okay.
You did a great job today.
547
00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:59,239
- You have to say "over"!
548
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,501
Can you believe this? $600.
549
00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:03,669
You know what they say.
550
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,154
You gotta spend money
to make money.
551
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:08,340
So I know exactly
what I'm doing with this.
552
00:21:08,493 --> 00:21:10,659
We bought a boat, bitches!
- Ay!
553
00:21:10,678 --> 00:21:12,919
If I'd have known we could've
gotten a boat out of this,
554
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,514
I would have told Nan
to sell that shed years ago.
555
00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:16,665
- I mean, yeah.
556
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,684
It doesn't float, yet,
but it's fine
557
00:21:18,836 --> 00:21:21,928
'cause I don't even know how
to drive a boat yet, you know?
558
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,356
[horn honking]
559
00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:26,525
Shrub! Working horn!
- Whoa!
560
00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:27,693
[horn honks]
561
00:21:27,845 --> 00:21:31,956
[both singing "Titanic" theme]