1 00:00:00,984 --> 00:00:03,577 - ♪ Baby, I heard a rumor ♪ 2 00:00:03,729 --> 00:00:05,245 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:05,397 --> 00:00:06,988 [music continues on radio] 4 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:09,416 - Aye! 5 00:00:09,568 --> 00:00:11,752 - ♪ And show me what I wanna see ♪ 6 00:00:11,904 --> 00:00:12,845 [radio turns off] 7 00:00:12,996 --> 00:00:14,404 - I cannot tell you 8 00:00:14,406 --> 00:00:17,665 how excited I am for this weekend. 9 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:18,759 - Real estate! 10 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,185 - Kelly. 11 00:00:20,337 --> 00:00:22,187 - This weekend is the Tri-State Real Estate Conference. 12 00:00:22,339 --> 00:00:23,747 - Yeah, the real Tri-State, 13 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,582 Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio. 14 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:28,027 New York, New Jersey, and the other one can suck it. 15 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:29,511 - So I'm gonna be pitching Flatch 16 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,513 as the next big thing to Ohio's top investors 17 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,607 at the On The Horizon presentations. 18 00:00:33,759 --> 00:00:36,368 All the best realtors in the region are gonna be here, 19 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,779 so naturally, Kelly and I had to come and make an appearance. 20 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:42,023 - Yeah. A-and I'm basically just here as Barb's first man, 21 00:00:42,101 --> 00:00:43,358 which makes you the president 22 00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:44,877 of the conference in that scenario. 23 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:47,212 - [giggles] - How do you like that? 24 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:49,273 - This weekend was supposed to be about me and Barb, 25 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:50,791 like, growing our brand. 26 00:00:50,943 --> 00:00:52,626 Now Shrub's here, which is cool, 27 00:00:52,778 --> 00:00:56,388 'cause he's, like, my best friend's...boyfriend. 28 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,891 [huffs] I just thought it was gonna be me and Barb, 29 00:00:58,967 --> 00:01:00,601 but whatever. 30 00:01:10,145 --> 00:01:11,962 No, keep looking at your phone, dude. 31 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:13,572 Don't worry about me. 32 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:18,226 - Hashtag, frickin' suite life! 33 00:01:18,304 --> 00:01:20,637 Ugh! - Wait, is this water free? 34 00:01:20,656 --> 00:01:22,748 - Yeah, it comes with the room. both: What? 35 00:01:22,899 --> 00:01:24,141 - There's another room. There's another room. 36 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:25,809 - What are we, frickin' rock stars? 37 00:01:25,828 --> 00:01:26,810 - [laughs] - Oh! 38 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:28,337 - Oh, my God! 39 00:01:29,815 --> 00:01:32,073 Okay, home sweet home. 40 00:01:32,151 --> 00:01:35,243 So what do we wanna hit first, mixer, seminar? 41 00:01:35,321 --> 00:01:37,412 - I was actually thinking that we could maybe 42 00:01:37,489 --> 00:01:38,931 just hang out in the room for a little bit. 43 00:01:39,082 --> 00:01:40,324 - Okay, yes, I love that. 44 00:01:40,342 --> 00:01:42,676 Maybe we practice the pitch for the investors. 45 00:01:42,828 --> 00:01:44,328 Let me know if you want any feedback, okay? 46 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,604 Everyone thinks I'm too honest. 47 00:01:45,831 --> 00:01:47,013 - [grunts] 48 00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:49,608 - Hey, buddy. What the hell you doing? 49 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:52,502 - Um, unpacking. Why? 50 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:55,263 - Um, last I checked, you're not a realtor in training, 51 00:01:55,341 --> 00:01:57,950 so these two queen beds are actually fit for two queens. 52 00:01:58,026 --> 00:02:00,768 - Yeah, Kel, Barb and I are a couple, 53 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:02,362 and couples sleep together. 54 00:02:02,514 --> 00:02:04,030 Isn't that right, baby? - Um, yeah. 55 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,290 You understand, right? - Yeah. 56 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:06,867 - I'm gonna go sleep on the pullout couch. 57 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:08,018 And I'm--that's okay. 58 00:02:08,036 --> 00:02:09,277 Got it, okay. - That would be great. 59 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,705 - It's just we're probably gonna use both, so... 60 00:02:11,857 --> 00:02:13,540 - Hey, why don't you go check out the opening remarks, 61 00:02:13,692 --> 00:02:15,709 and I'll meet you there in, like, 20 minutes. 62 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:17,469 - Okay. 63 00:02:17,546 --> 00:02:19,396 Okay, but if you miss the opening remarks, 64 00:02:19,398 --> 00:02:22,224 closing remarks are gonna make zero sense! 65 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,794 - Today, I am meeting with a new gynecologist, 66 00:02:26,872 --> 00:02:28,221 Dr. Amber Newton. 67 00:02:28,374 --> 00:02:31,299 She is the best gyno within a 50 mile radius, 68 00:02:31,393 --> 00:02:33,635 which isn't saying that much, 'cause there's only two. 69 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:38,215 - The good news is, you have a pristine uterus. 70 00:02:38,217 --> 00:02:40,734 - [giggling] Oh, well, thank you. 71 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:41,885 I'll put that on my résumé. 72 00:02:41,887 --> 00:02:43,811 - Yep. Now, the bad news, 73 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,313 medically speaking, 74 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:48,408 your ovaries are headed to early retirement. 75 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,060 I'm just gonna cut to the chase. 76 00:02:50,062 --> 00:02:51,319 Do you want kids? 77 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:54,898 - Oh, gosh. Uh...maybe? 78 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:55,916 I don't know. 79 00:02:55,992 --> 00:02:57,009 Is that bad? 80 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,236 My boyfriend, Joe, has always been 81 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:01,329 very ready for kids, 82 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,757 but, um, it's been a crazy couple years. 83 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,242 - Same here, girlfriend. 84 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:06,018 Ever since I got thrown off that horse, 85 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:07,186 I haven't been the same since. 86 00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:08,670 - Oh, my God, literally? - Yeah. 87 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,580 You know, and they say, get right back on the horse. 88 00:03:10,599 --> 00:03:12,840 But if it is mad enough, it'll throw you off again, 89 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,359 and nobody tells you that. 90 00:03:14,436 --> 00:03:17,771 Anyway, have you thought about freezing your eggs? 91 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,940 - Oh. Um, honestly, no. 92 00:03:20,092 --> 00:03:21,533 But I have read about it. 93 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:24,018 - It's a great option for slowing down the clock. 94 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,537 And a lot of women take this route. 95 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:29,208 It gives them a little more agency and control. 96 00:03:33,288 --> 00:03:34,713 - When you're putting a listing on Zillow, 97 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:36,289 make sure to use buzzwords 98 00:03:36,442 --> 00:03:39,109 to drive traffic to your properties. 99 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:42,888 Buzzwords include: spacious, sun-drenched, 100 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:46,207 garage, backyard, pool. 101 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,952 Word to the wise, only put "pool" 102 00:03:48,971 --> 00:03:50,229 if there really is a pool. 103 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:51,230 [laughter] 104 00:03:51,457 --> 00:03:53,381 Learned that lesson the hard way. 105 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,958 - Normally, I think school is so boring, 106 00:03:54,977 --> 00:03:56,068 but this is amazing, right? 107 00:03:56,144 --> 00:03:58,628 - I know that feeling. 108 00:03:58,647 --> 00:03:59,887 Is this your first TSCC? 109 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,907 - Yeah. - Welcome. 110 00:04:02,058 --> 00:04:03,558 Stan Foster, here on behalf 111 00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:07,228 of the Foster Family Foundation Butter Bust Collection. 112 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,806 We're, uh, launching a new museum of our busts 113 00:04:09,808 --> 00:04:12,142 exclusively carved from butter. 114 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,644 N-not the museum, the stuff inside of it. 115 00:04:14,663 --> 00:04:16,237 - Okay. - We're actually on the hunt 116 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,832 for our new location for our new museum. 117 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,075 Yeah, our busts go back decades. 118 00:04:21,153 --> 00:04:23,987 Not very many butter busters can say that, 119 00:04:24,006 --> 00:04:26,156 because--you know, because they, um-- 120 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:27,099 because they melt. 121 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:29,601 - Well, I--Kelly Mallet, 122 00:04:29,678 --> 00:04:31,270 realtor of the stars-- 123 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:32,587 soon. 124 00:04:32,756 --> 00:04:36,090 Uh, right now I'm mainly operating in Flatch, Ohio, 125 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:39,669 as I like to say "The Big Little Apple." 126 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:43,857 And I actually left my business cards at home. 127 00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:45,450 And--but in trade for yours, 128 00:04:45,527 --> 00:04:48,287 I would love to give you this piece of gum-- 129 00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:49,513 unchewed. 130 00:04:49,531 --> 00:04:52,440 - Oh, you shouldn't have. [both laugh] 131 00:04:52,518 --> 00:04:54,776 - Nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you. 132 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,277 - So always check to make sure 133 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,780 that the space is homeowner-free. 134 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:00,090 [laughter] 135 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:05,862 - Joe, I am freezing my eggs. 136 00:05:05,881 --> 00:05:08,198 - Huh. Frozen chicken eggs, 137 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,366 that's like a reverse hard-boil. 138 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:14,037 - Oh, no. I--I mean in here. 139 00:05:14,039 --> 00:05:16,890 - Oh, wow. That's, uh-- 140 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,875 that's kind of a big deal. 141 00:05:18,894 --> 00:05:20,060 - It is. 142 00:05:20,212 --> 00:05:22,136 And it is also not. 143 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,380 [chuckles] - Yeah. 144 00:05:23,398 --> 00:05:24,489 - Like putting your bananas in the freezer 145 00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:27,050 to save 'em for a smoothie later in the week. 146 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:28,994 But it is also okay if you forget about them 147 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:30,220 and they get freezer burn. 148 00:05:30,222 --> 00:05:31,721 - Does this mean you want kids? 149 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:34,391 - Ye--I...don't know. 150 00:05:34,393 --> 00:05:36,743 All I know is I have the ovaries of a Golden Girl, 151 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,229 and, um, I am running out of time. 152 00:05:39,231 --> 00:05:41,006 So even though I'm very, 153 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,674 very young still, I-- - Hey, hey, hey. 154 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:46,011 Young or not, this is great. 155 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:47,679 It's a good thing. - What's the "or not?" 156 00:05:47,831 --> 00:05:48,905 - No, you're young. 157 00:05:48,924 --> 00:05:50,073 You're so young, 158 00:05:50,075 --> 00:05:51,591 like a--like a baby bird. 159 00:05:51,743 --> 00:05:55,078 You know, like a-- a baby bird having a baby? 160 00:05:55,097 --> 00:05:56,170 - Well, I'm not having a baby. 161 00:05:56,248 --> 00:05:58,598 I am just getting an egg retrieval. 162 00:05:58,675 --> 00:05:59,949 But I do need your help. 163 00:05:59,951 --> 00:06:01,918 - Sure. Come on, anything you need. 164 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,011 - I need you to inject me with hormones 165 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,439 to prepare my body for the procedure. 166 00:06:06,441 --> 00:06:08,349 Just has to happen a couple times a day. 167 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,410 - Oh. - Meet me in the bathroom? 168 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,187 - I am terrified of needles, 169 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,599 even the ones they use to blow up basketballs. 170 00:06:15,601 --> 00:06:17,876 That's why I ended up on the badminton team. 171 00:06:17,953 --> 00:06:19,119 [light applause] 172 00:06:19,195 --> 00:06:20,620 - Hi! - Hi, girlie. 173 00:06:20,772 --> 00:06:21,771 Oh, my God, what'd I miss? 174 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:22,697 - Dude, check out my haul-- 175 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,198 literally three mouse pads. 176 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,959 They're just giving these out. I don't even have a mouse. 177 00:06:26,035 --> 00:06:27,110 - Dude, who cares? They're free. 178 00:06:27,129 --> 00:06:28,720 - Exactly. - I mean, that's amazing. 179 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:29,721 [upbeat music playing] 180 00:06:29,798 --> 00:06:31,890 - Whoo! 181 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,892 - I have the great honor of announcing 182 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:36,377 a very special surprise guest, 183 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,304 our Friday night keynote speaker, 184 00:06:38,457 --> 00:06:40,957 coming all the way from Florida... 185 00:06:40,976 --> 00:06:42,049 - Oh, my God, you got to be kidding me. 186 00:06:42,127 --> 00:06:43,143 Another Floridian? 187 00:06:43,219 --> 00:06:44,310 [gasps] Oh, you know what? 188 00:06:44,463 --> 00:06:46,071 I bet it's Becky Winters. Uh-huh. 189 00:06:46,148 --> 00:06:47,555 She is twisted. - Oh, heck yeah. 190 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:50,483 - Please give a warm Tri-State area welcome 191 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,303 to our friend all the way from Pompano Beach... 192 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:55,822 - What? - The one and only, 193 00:06:55,974 --> 00:06:59,309 Bert Feliciano! 194 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:02,254 all: [chanting] Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert! 195 00:07:02,405 --> 00:07:04,981 - Hello, beautiful people. 196 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,149 - Is that... 197 00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:07,759 - My [bleep] ex-husband. 198 00:07:07,911 --> 00:07:09,428 [cheers and applause continue] 199 00:07:13,158 --> 00:07:14,674 - Screw Bert. He thinks he can just 200 00:07:14,826 --> 00:07:16,009 roll up into my conference... 201 00:07:16,161 --> 00:07:18,753 - Hey. - All confident and successful 202 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,497 and keynote speaker-y... - Mm-mm. 203 00:07:20,515 --> 00:07:21,681 - Hi. - Wearing a suit that I got him 204 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:22,924 for our anniversary? 205 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:24,926 It's like, what? No. I'm happy too. 206 00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:26,503 You know what, he can suck it, so-- 207 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:27,779 - Yeah, he can suck it big. - Yep. 208 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:29,673 - Well, well, well, if it isn't 209 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:31,616 the most beautiful lady in the whole damn conference. 210 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:33,176 - What are you doing here, Bert? 211 00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:36,621 - You know I can't say no to a extra leg room economy ticket 212 00:07:36,773 --> 00:07:38,198 and continental breakfast. 213 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,017 Besides, I had a throbbing sense that you might be here. 214 00:07:41,019 --> 00:07:43,611 - [clears throat] Hi. Uh, Shrub. 215 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,464 I'm, uh, Barb's current, uh, 216 00:07:45,615 --> 00:07:47,615 person of interest, sexually speaking. 217 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:48,858 Do the math. 218 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,117 - Here I was about to hand you my keys. 219 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,954 - Oh, yeah? - Thought you were the valet. 220 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:54,139 Let me get you a drink, Barbie. 221 00:07:54,216 --> 00:07:56,475 - Uh, I'm not thirsty, and don't call me that. 222 00:07:56,626 --> 00:07:58,868 - Ah, everyone's thirsty. Two vodka Bertinis. 223 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:01,037 Put it on the penthouse suite. 224 00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:02,481 - Yes-- - Last name Feliciano. 225 00:08:02,557 --> 00:08:05,800 - A-and I will do a vodka Gatorade. 226 00:08:05,894 --> 00:08:06,968 Okay, or not. 227 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,970 - Heard you landed back in Flatch, Barb. 228 00:08:09,047 --> 00:08:10,822 Pretty small market up there. How's that working out for you? 229 00:08:10,974 --> 00:08:12,565 - You know what, Flatch is amazing. 230 00:08:12,718 --> 00:08:13,992 And it's not about the size of the market. 231 00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:15,476 It's what you do with it. But you wouldn't know 232 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,144 anything about that, so. 233 00:08:17,222 --> 00:08:19,313 - Exactly. Hey, Bert, man to man, 234 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,074 Barb actually has to get ready for a presentation. 235 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:22,650 So I think you should go. No offense, 236 00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:25,078 but your stinky breath's giving everyone a migraine. 237 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:25,837 - Ugh, God. 238 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:26,913 - Is that so? 239 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:29,065 - Yeah, it is. I'm thriving, okay? 240 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,567 I'm thriving, Bert. So just deal with it. 241 00:08:30,585 --> 00:08:32,736 I will not let that man make me feel bad 242 00:08:32,754 --> 00:08:34,087 about my career choices-- 243 00:08:34,163 --> 00:08:37,882 or my life choices or my boy toy choices. 244 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:39,092 I have moved on. 245 00:08:39,244 --> 00:08:41,502 Barb is doing great. Eye on the prize. 246 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,688 And Operation "Get Flatch on the Map" 247 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:45,607 is still a go, so... 248 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:49,152 But damn, he smelled good. 249 00:08:52,424 --> 00:08:54,324 - Quick, before someone sees us. 250 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,520 - What if I put it on a chair and you just sit on it? 251 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:00,947 - [sighs] Let's get this over with. 252 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:02,189 I have to go back to work. 253 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,542 - Okay, we're gonna do it. 254 00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:04,934 [inhales] 255 00:09:04,953 --> 00:09:06,603 We're doing it. We're doing it. 256 00:09:06,696 --> 00:09:07,712 Yep. 257 00:09:07,864 --> 00:09:09,122 Starting now. 258 00:09:09,274 --> 00:09:11,916 Three, two, one. 259 00:09:11,993 --> 00:09:14,094 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 260 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,046 - Seeing Bert yesterday definitely threw me 261 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,807 for a curveball, but today is a new day. 262 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:30,143 I've got my pitch, I've got my boy toy, 263 00:09:30,295 --> 00:09:32,295 I've got my new attitude, and--oh, 264 00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:34,722 big ol' glass of wine never hurt anybody. 265 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,575 [laughs] So bottoms up. 266 00:09:36,726 --> 00:09:38,201 Go, Barb. 267 00:09:39,471 --> 00:09:40,895 - [gasping] 268 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,155 Shrub, how many seconds was that? 269 00:09:42,324 --> 00:09:44,974 - I'm sorry, I lost count. Barb was nibbling my ear. 270 00:09:44,993 --> 00:09:46,159 - Damn it, Shrub! I was under there 271 00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:48,920 for, like, five minutes. Are you serious? 272 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,830 You guys, I think I figured out 273 00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:52,816 how to breathe underwater using the air jets. 274 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:53,741 - Heh-heh-hey. 275 00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:55,427 I thought I might find you here. 276 00:09:55,503 --> 00:09:57,244 - Uh, yeah, obviously we're here. 277 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,746 It's the hot tub. It's, like, the hottest place 278 00:09:58,765 --> 00:09:59,764 you can be in a hotel. 279 00:09:59,841 --> 00:10:00,990 - Good one. [inhales deeply] 280 00:10:00,992 --> 00:10:03,009 Mm. That chlorine's taking me back. 281 00:10:03,161 --> 00:10:04,603 Remember Charleston, Barb, 2009, 282 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:05,937 La Quinta Inn? 283 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:07,588 - I don't. - That hot tub looked 284 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,666 like a crime scene by the time we were through with it. 285 00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:11,017 - Ew, what? What'd you do? 286 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,259 - Adult stuff, don't worry about it. 287 00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:13,945 [grunts] You guys don't mind if I knock out 288 00:10:14,022 --> 00:10:15,672 a couple push-ups right here, do you? 289 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:17,507 Never know who you're gonna be lifting up later. 290 00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:19,266 This guy gets it. 291 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,937 [straining] Two, three. 292 00:10:23,014 --> 00:10:25,014 [laughs] It's so easy. 293 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:27,033 Barb, hop on my back like we did in the old days. 294 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,685 - No, I'm fine right where I'm at, thank you. 295 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,444 - Suit yourself. - Yeah, you know what, big guy? 296 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,613 I'm actually feeling pretty push-uppy myself. 297 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,690 - Hop on up, Seabiscuit. 298 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,990 - [indistinct] 299 00:10:34,992 --> 00:10:36,359 [clapping] 300 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:37,710 - Uh! 301 00:10:37,863 --> 00:10:39,453 - Nice form. 302 00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:40,788 Psych. 303 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:41,881 - Good. - Ugh! 304 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:42,974 I'm moving to modified. 305 00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:45,368 - Barb, I'm gonna go shower off-- 306 00:10:45,387 --> 00:10:46,144 nude. 307 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,628 Wanna join? - No. 308 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,389 Clearly, I have moved on, Bert, okay? 309 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,391 - All right, well, penthouse suite if you change your mind. 310 00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:52,633 Bring the rest of that sandwich. 311 00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:54,544 Water's warm. - Uh, she's a little busy 312 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:57,213 being a real estate tycoon, Bert! 313 00:10:57,232 --> 00:11:00,066 And actually, she's busy having sex with my cousin! 314 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:02,661 - Ah, I'm gonna sleep well tonight. 315 00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:05,997 - Things did not go great for Shrub back there. 316 00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:07,499 Or Barb. 317 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,225 Or really me, because I don't even know 318 00:11:09,227 --> 00:11:11,836 if I broke my PR for underwater breath-holding. 319 00:11:11,988 --> 00:11:15,156 [sighs] But Barb's gonna turn it around at the presentation. 320 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,509 She's totally gonna bring it home for Flatch. 321 00:11:17,585 --> 00:11:19,511 Barb? 322 00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:21,388 Barb! 323 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:35,768 - Something is going on with those two. 324 00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:38,846 And I'm not stopping until I figure out what it is. 325 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,366 - Joe, just do it. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 326 00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:42,850 - Shut up. 327 00:11:42,928 --> 00:11:44,369 Enough is enough. You are killing me. 328 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,353 Just stick the needle in me. Do it now. 329 00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:48,598 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 330 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,616 - Drugs. 331 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:52,618 Looking back, all the signs were there. 332 00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:55,880 I mean, no sober person would dress the way Cheryl does. 333 00:11:56,032 --> 00:12:00,443 It's just so much darker than I imagined. 334 00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:01,720 I have to act fast 335 00:12:01,871 --> 00:12:04,723 before they turn Cheryl's sad life into a podcast. 336 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,449 - So we have a bit of a situation on our hands. 337 00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:10,119 Barb is wasted, and her presentation starts pretty-- 338 00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:11,454 right now. 339 00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:14,065 Okay, uh, so we're gonna sober her up, obviously. 340 00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:16,960 Unfortunately, we ate most of what the minibar has to offer, 341 00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:18,052 but we are using what we have left. 342 00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,887 - Dude, it's not working! It's not working. 343 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:21,055 - Um-- - Come on. 344 00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:23,224 - Baby bird it. Baby bird it. - Okay, okay. 345 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:25,318 Okay, Barb, I'm about to baby bird you a cracker. 346 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:28,079 Can I have your permission? - Great, great, great. 347 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,973 Get it in. Get it in. Get it in. Get it in. 348 00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:31,641 - [muffled] Oh, it's not working! 349 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:32,809 - Give me it! Give me it! 350 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:34,160 - I'm gonna tickle her. You spit it in. 351 00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:35,812 Tickle. Tickle, tickle. [giggling] 352 00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:37,738 [high-pitched voice] Come here, come here, oh, my God. 353 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:38,982 [normal voice] Oh, my God! 354 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,150 - Barb, come on, okay? The pitches have started. 355 00:12:41,152 --> 00:12:43,077 You can do this. You're a real estate maven. 356 00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,988 You got it. - [slurred] Bert was right. 357 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:47,490 I'm never gonna make it in Flatch. I suck. 358 00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:49,100 - No, you do not suck, dude. - Yeah. 359 00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:50,769 - You are literally the coolest person I've ever met 360 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,253 and the best kisser, truly. 361 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,922 - Bert didn't think so. I mean, he basically left me 362 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,517 in a dumpster for dead, so... 363 00:12:57,593 --> 00:12:59,093 - That's horrific. 364 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,278 - This isn't about Bert, okay? 365 00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:03,506 This is about you being a boss bitch and selling Flatch. 366 00:13:03,525 --> 00:13:05,099 You told me this pitch was gonna really change stuff 367 00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:07,176 for us, and, like, I really wanted that. 368 00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:10,346 - I'm sorry, Kelly. I can't do it. 369 00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:12,031 I can't. 370 00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:14,918 - Well, I'm not gonna let Bert ruin it for me too. 371 00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,854 [door opens] - Where's she going? 372 00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:19,446 - I don't know. 373 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,115 - Oh, she's back. 374 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:23,709 Looks good on her. - I'm doing the pitch, 375 00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:26,712 for you, for me, 376 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:28,681 and for Flatch. 377 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,368 Sorry, that felt kind of dramatic, 378 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,478 but it just felt like a cool moment. 379 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:34,871 - No, dude, that was cool, 380 00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:36,055 the coolest thing I've ever seen. 381 00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:37,540 - I appreciate you now and always-- 382 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:38,891 - Yeah-- - Kelly... 383 00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:40,819 - Yes? 384 00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:43,729 - I want you to take Stacy, 385 00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:45,139 my success wig. 386 00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,825 - [chuckles in amazement] - Are you frickin' serious? 387 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:49,160 - As a heart attack. You got this. 388 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,147 - Literally never lets anyone do that, not even me. 389 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,166 - You can do this. 390 00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,909 Yeah, perfect. Go get 'em. 391 00:13:56,986 --> 00:13:58,670 - Go. - It looks great. 392 00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:00,154 - It does. - Go get 'em. 393 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,581 - Go, Kel, go! 394 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,583 [door closes] Oh. 395 00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:06,636 [muffled music playing] 396 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,426 - All right, Mallet, you got this. 397 00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:15,745 - And that's a wrap! 398 00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,188 Thank you so much, everyone! 399 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:20,525 [applause and indistinct speech] 400 00:14:20,676 --> 00:14:22,676 Be sure to meet us at the hotel bar... 401 00:14:22,754 --> 00:14:24,253 - Bar's this way. 402 00:14:24,314 --> 00:14:25,179 - No. 403 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,090 - See you out there! 404 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:29,609 - Uh, have you heard of a town called Flatch? 405 00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:31,327 Oh. Sorry. 406 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,622 [bleep] 407 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:41,028 - Oh, my God! 408 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,623 Come quick. Something's wrong with June. 409 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,300 - Oh. - Oh. 410 00:14:46,945 --> 00:14:49,462 - [gasps] Oh, my God, June! 411 00:14:49,538 --> 00:14:50,597 - [cries out] 412 00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:52,798 No pulse. 413 00:14:52,951 --> 00:14:53,725 - Get out of the way. 414 00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,042 I know CPR, I think. 415 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,043 - Okay, well, it's too late. All right? 416 00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:58,638 She's dead. - Oh, my God! 417 00:14:58,790 --> 00:14:59,972 - Cause of death: 418 00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:02,308 a drug overdose! 419 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:03,476 - Wha-- 420 00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:06,629 - And...scene. 421 00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,031 - [grunts] 422 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:12,226 Addiction, bad. Drugs, bad. 423 00:15:12,303 --> 00:15:13,970 Are you scared yet? 424 00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:15,580 It's time to get scared straight! 425 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,031 - What is happening right now? 426 00:15:17,142 --> 00:15:18,141 - June's not dead. 427 00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:21,661 - What I saw today was very concerning. 428 00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:23,254 So I had to do something. 429 00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:25,815 See something, say something. 430 00:15:25,817 --> 00:15:26,983 Hashtag, be a hero. 431 00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:28,651 - Hey. What are you talking about? 432 00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:30,486 - There were needles in the communal needle box, 433 00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,096 which has been empty for, like, ten years. 434 00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:34,323 - Wait, you were going through the needle box? 435 00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:36,250 Is that even legal? - Cheryl, hey, look at me. 436 00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:37,827 Look, can you see me right now? 437 00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:39,270 When did the drug abuse start? 438 00:15:39,347 --> 00:15:41,940 Was it the day you wore that horrifying purple nap dress, 439 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,441 or--oh, my God, it was when you decided 440 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:44,943 to cut your own bangs, wasn't it? 441 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:46,852 - It's okay to ask for help. 442 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:49,781 I was addicted to energy drinks back in the day. 443 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,099 - Oh. - And also LSD. 444 00:15:52,177 --> 00:15:53,901 But it was the '60s 445 00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,436 through the '80s. - Okay. 446 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,013 - Yeah, I'm not doing any drugs, 447 00:15:57,015 --> 00:16:00,349 well, at least not any of the fun ones. 448 00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:01,275 [groans] 449 00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:03,444 I'm freezing my eggs! 450 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,205 [chuckles awkwardly] Yeah, the injections are to get 451 00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,800 as many eggs as possible before the procedure. 452 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,802 - So you are having a baby. 453 00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:12,286 - No, no. - Not yet. 454 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,620 - Wait, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 455 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,199 Back up, back up, back up. You-you've been sober 456 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:17,458 while you're getting dressed every day? 457 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,460 - The point has been made, Nadine. 458 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,294 - I can't-- 459 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,479 I feel like I'm on drugs. 460 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,272 Honestly. 461 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,132 - Here you go. 462 00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,893 I got this from the sink, but the Cincinnati tap water's, 463 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,279 like, super good, so I think you're gonna love it. 464 00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:32,806 - Thank you. - Of course. 465 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,141 You are my queen. 466 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,219 - About that, I think we should talk. 467 00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:38,237 - Oh, sorry, yeah, I was just trying "queen" out 468 00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:39,480 to see if it worked, but I agree. 469 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,814 - No, no, no. - It doesn't work when I sa-- 470 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,742 - I don't mean about that. 471 00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:45,745 - Oh. - I--I mean about us. 472 00:16:45,897 --> 00:16:48,231 I think we should talk about us. 473 00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:49,656 - Okay. 474 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:53,252 - I think we can both see that I'm not over Bert. 475 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:54,754 I mean, I thought I was, 476 00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:57,140 but I'm having a really hard time. 477 00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,167 - Yeah, I--I feel that. 478 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,411 Um, real quick, if this is about the push-ups, 479 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,355 like, the floor was really wet. 480 00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,024 - It was not about the push-ups. 481 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,859 Shrub, you didn't do anything wrong. 482 00:17:07,935 --> 00:17:10,102 I need time to process this. 483 00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:11,604 I need to Barb out. 484 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,938 - Oh. 485 00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:14,323 - Alone. 486 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,276 - So are-- 487 00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:20,204 are we...breaking up? 488 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:24,042 - Yeah. - Okay. 489 00:17:24,269 --> 00:17:26,127 - I'm so sorry. 490 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:30,122 - Well, should we have breakup sex? 491 00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:32,441 It's just we--we've done it, like, 11 full times. 492 00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:33,442 I just like if we got to, like, 493 00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:34,794 an even dozen, it might be-- - No. 494 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,763 Mm--mm, no. - Okay. 495 00:17:38,299 --> 00:17:39,782 - [sighs] 496 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,375 You know, you win some, you lose some. 497 00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,061 But this conference is every year, 498 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:47,398 so that's 365 days to make another slammin' pitch-- 499 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,550 Stan? Stan. 500 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,235 Stan, it's Kelly from yesterday in a wig. 501 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:53,963 - Ah, hey, Kelly. How's the conference treating ya? 502 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,073 - Okay, no time for small talk. 503 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,133 I would love to tell you about Flatch. 504 00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:58,467 We were actually supposed to be 505 00:17:58,486 --> 00:17:59,635 on the In the Horizon thing-- 506 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:01,412 - N-no, no, Kelly, I'm done for the day. 507 00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:03,331 - Uh... 508 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,400 Mmm. - You following me? 509 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,476 [elevator dings] 510 00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:08,569 - Just give me a chance. 511 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,404 - All right, fine, Kelly, elevator pitch. 512 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,738 Hit me. 513 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,049 - Elevator. 514 00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:15,968 Okay. 515 00:18:16,838 --> 00:18:17,987 Sometimes I'm at home and I go, 516 00:18:17,989 --> 00:18:19,246 I can't stop thinking about elevators. 517 00:18:19,324 --> 00:18:20,673 What a cute little square box 518 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,341 that you're just hopping around in. 519 00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,435 We do not have any in Flatch right now, 520 00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:27,254 but we could get some if y--or no. 521 00:18:27,332 --> 00:18:29,332 We don't need it because butter doesn't even need to rise, 522 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,943 'cause heat rises. - I meant why should I build 523 00:18:32,019 --> 00:18:34,278 in Flatch? 524 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,172 - Okay, so Flatch is literally 525 00:18:36,174 --> 00:18:37,931 the greatest place on the entire Earth. 526 00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:40,009 Okay? And I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm talking to you. 527 00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:41,861 But I've lived there my entire life, 528 00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:43,346 and I hate leaving. 529 00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,623 I hate going out of town because it has everything 530 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,291 you could ever want. 531 00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:48,793 Like, we just got a soda machine 532 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:49,869 where you can just press a button 533 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,278 and have any drink that you want. 534 00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:52,613 Like, you could just be like, oh, I'll have 535 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,798 half Sprite, half root beer. 536 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,374 And no one says no. 537 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,376 Um, we're also perfect distance 538 00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,470 between Indianapolis and Pittsburgh, 539 00:18:59,697 --> 00:19:03,382 so people love to stop for a pee or for snacks. 540 00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:05,368 Oh, my God. I should have led with this. 541 00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:06,552 I should have led with this. 542 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:09,205 Everyone in Flatch loves butter-- 543 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,297 so frickin' much. 544 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,724 The doctor goes, "No more butter," 545 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,876 and they just still eat it. 546 00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:16,712 So you butter believe in Flatch. 547 00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:17,804 [breathing heavily] 548 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,140 Um, I just made that last tag up, 549 00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:23,202 and a little bit of some of the stuff earlier, but... 550 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,888 - All right, Kelly. 551 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,741 Flatch just made my short list. 552 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:31,060 - Really? - Really. 553 00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:33,171 Now don't follow me into the bar. 554 00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:38,342 Oh-- [laughing] 555 00:19:38,419 --> 00:19:40,327 Okay. 556 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,828 I really wanna go in the bar too, 557 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,831 but I don't know, like, what's a n-normal amount of time 558 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,059 to wait before it's not weird? 559 00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:49,912 [choked up laugh] 560 00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:52,732 I'm so proud of myself. 561 00:19:56,437 --> 00:19:57,695 - Since the cat's out of the bag 562 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,697 about my egg freezing, Nadine has volunteered 563 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,106 to give me injections. 564 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,927 Well, less volunteered, more insisted. 565 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:06,520 She was really into it. 566 00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:10,433 She also gave me a bunch of her old outfits. 567 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:12,043 Which I fully understand has nothing 568 00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,711 to do with the baby thing. 569 00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:15,938 - I mean, so basically now Stan and I are best buds, 570 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:18,365 and he's gonna, like, build a butter empire in our backyard 571 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,033 if we play our cards right, I mean-- 572 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,035 - That's awesome, Kel. 573 00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:23,537 - Why are you sad about my awesome news? 574 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,463 W-what's going on? 575 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:28,226 - Barb and I, like, broke up. 576 00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:31,562 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, it's a bummer. 577 00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:33,956 I was actually starting to feel things for her. 578 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:35,882 - Mm-hmm. - And not, like, sex things, 579 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,127 but, like, real things. 580 00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:40,646 Even though the sex things were also very incredible. 581 00:20:40,798 --> 00:20:41,797 - Of course. Of course. 582 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:43,983 Hey, I'm really, really sorry, dude. 583 00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:45,150 I mean it. 584 00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:46,893 For what it's worth, 585 00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:49,563 I do think it's probably for the best. 586 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:54,067 - ♪ I've got the eye of the tiger, a fighter ♪ 587 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:56,145 ♪ Dancing through the fire ♪ 588 00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:59,257 ♪ 'Cause I am a champion ♪ 589 00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:00,907 Sing! Why aren't you singing? 590 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,653 ♪ And you're gonna hear me roar ♪ 591 00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:06,655 - Barb still has a lot of stuff to work through. 592 00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:07,840 - Yeah. 593 00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,934 - Know what might help? 594 00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:11,310 - What? 595 00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:15,106 - Charged it all to Bert's room. 596 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:17,833 - Uh, penthouse suite, last name Feliciano. 597 00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:19,001 [both laugh] 598 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:20,111 Got him. 599 00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:22,171 - Best weekend ever. 600 00:21:22,189 --> 00:21:24,115 - Also, I totally won the push-up contest. 601 00:21:24,191 --> 00:21:26,266 - A hundred percent, dude. - Yeah. 602 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,344 - No. 603 00:21:28,346 --> 00:21:29,345 - Five-second rule. 604 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:30,863 - Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. 605 00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:34,041 - Ah, that was almost very bad.