1 00:00:02,077 --> 00:00:04,394 [cell phones beeping] 2 00:00:04,413 --> 00:00:06,246 - There's a tornado warning in effect 3 00:00:06,323 --> 00:00:08,674 and Flatch is in the projected path? 4 00:00:08,825 --> 00:00:10,417 Oh, my God. Run! 5 00:00:10,569 --> 00:00:11,659 Run! Take cover. 6 00:00:11,737 --> 00:00:14,571 - Don't panic! We have to go underground! 7 00:00:14,573 --> 00:00:15,906 No trampling! 8 00:00:15,999 --> 00:00:19,059 [wind gusting] 9 00:00:22,581 --> 00:00:25,840 [objects crashing] 10 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,418 - So tomorrow's the big debate for town selectperson. 11 00:00:28,512 --> 00:00:30,437 I'm killing it as Barb's campaign manager-- 12 00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:32,272 putting up some extra signage, you know, 13 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,015 going out of the way. [chuckles] 14 00:00:34,093 --> 00:00:37,611 I mean, we're totally going to crush Mandy and Dylan. 15 00:00:37,763 --> 00:00:38,871 What are you doing here? 16 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:41,098 - Oh, I'm actually minding my own business. 17 00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:42,190 Super fun. You should try it. 18 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,283 - No matter how many signs you put up, 19 00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:44,710 Barb and I are still going to beat you. 20 00:00:44,861 --> 00:00:47,880 - Oh, right, like how you beat me in eighth grade, right? 21 00:00:48,031 --> 00:00:49,456 - The only reason you won class president 22 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:51,108 was because you started a nasty rumor 23 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:52,200 that my hamster had rabies 24 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,552 and told everyone I made out with it. 25 00:00:53,703 --> 00:00:55,779 - Ew. That's ridiculous. I would never say that. 26 00:00:55,781 --> 00:00:58,390 [whistle blows] - Vote Mandy! 27 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,134 Mandy! 28 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:02,969 [keyboard playing] 29 00:01:03,122 --> 00:01:05,472 - "Mickey About Town" has the scoop on all things political. 30 00:01:05,549 --> 00:01:07,140 - With the debate happening this afternoon, 31 00:01:07,293 --> 00:01:08,975 let's see what the candidates stand for. 32 00:01:09,128 --> 00:01:11,978 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:14,965 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:16,992 [grunts] 35 00:01:18,487 --> 00:01:20,245 [dogs barking] 36 00:01:20,472 --> 00:01:27,461 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:34,151 - New roads, new schools, 38 00:01:34,153 --> 00:01:38,505 new parks, and a new attitude. 39 00:01:38,657 --> 00:01:41,391 Barb Flatch just hits different. 40 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:46,555 You can't spell "Flatch" without Barb Flatch. 41 00:01:46,665 --> 00:01:49,182 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:49,335 --> 00:01:51,926 - What a-a family. 43 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:53,170 I'm a daddy, 44 00:01:53,188 --> 00:01:54,855 and I want to be Flatch's daddy. 45 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:56,857 - So true, babe. [clears throat] 46 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:59,767 What my husband was supposed to say 47 00:01:59,845 --> 00:02:02,604 is that Flatch is our family, 48 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:04,957 and family is important. 49 00:02:05,184 --> 00:02:09,277 Would you trust your kids to two women without kids? 50 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,338 Pretty scary. [chuckles] 51 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,175 - Wow. Great videos. 52 00:02:15,285 --> 00:02:16,635 This race is going to be tight. 53 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:20,180 Really looking forward to the debate this afternoon. 54 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,382 - Hey, babe. 55 00:02:22,534 --> 00:02:24,368 - How do I look? 56 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:25,793 - So cute. 57 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,204 - "Cute"? 58 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:29,222 What am I, a toddler in a tiny Corvette? 59 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,891 I am a professional, Joe. 60 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:33,560 I am not some miniature horse jumping over a [bleep] rainbow. 61 00:02:33,637 --> 00:02:35,762 That cute enough for you? 62 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:38,824 - [chuckles] [door slams] 63 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:40,325 Cheryl's in the middle of treatment 64 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:41,493 for her egg extraction, 65 00:02:41,645 --> 00:02:46,223 and her hormone levels are a bit, um, elevated. 66 00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:48,024 - It's been intense. [giggles] 67 00:02:48,076 --> 00:02:49,409 A lot of ups and downs. 68 00:02:49,561 --> 00:02:51,837 Sometimes I just cry for no reason. 69 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:55,399 And sometimes I cry because I cry so much. 70 00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:57,401 [sobbing] 71 00:02:57,403 --> 00:02:59,252 - I don't want her to stress out, you know? 72 00:02:59,405 --> 00:03:01,254 So I just--I try to help where I can. 73 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:03,757 - No, stop trying to fix things, Joe. 74 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:05,017 Thank you. 75 00:03:06,595 --> 00:03:09,021 - I've rejuvenated the real estate market here. 76 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:10,414 I've beautified the town. 77 00:03:10,507 --> 00:03:11,932 I even have investors come in to possibly build 78 00:03:12,008 --> 00:03:14,434 a butter bust museum right here in Flatch. 79 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:16,361 - Okay, technically, the museum was me. 80 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:18,179 But if I've learned anything, 81 00:03:18,273 --> 00:03:19,272 it's that you never wake someone 82 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:20,590 while they're sleepwalking 83 00:03:20,592 --> 00:03:22,426 and you never interrupt an alpha on a roll. 84 00:03:22,428 --> 00:03:24,203 - Ask me some debate questions. 85 00:03:24,279 --> 00:03:26,521 - What can you bring to Flatch? 86 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:29,783 - The real question is, what can't I bring to Flatch? 87 00:03:29,935 --> 00:03:31,526 See what I did there. [giggles] 88 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,620 That's my strategy--answer a question with a question. 89 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:35,530 You can never go wrong. Hit me again. 90 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,458 - Do we need a light at the corner of Lynnwood and Glen? 91 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:41,327 - Do you want a light at the corner of Lynnwood and Glen? 92 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,705 - Yes. - Great. Let's do it. 93 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,615 - Oh, my God. - [laughs] 94 00:03:45,634 --> 00:03:46,541 - You're brilliant. 95 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,543 - Am I brilliant? 96 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:49,953 - I don't think I can do this. 97 00:03:50,046 --> 00:03:51,563 You know how uncomfortable I am with public speaking-- 98 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:53,899 - Uncomfortable? I am eight months pregnant. 99 00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:54,900 My calves are ham hocks. 100 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,309 And every time I sneeze, I pee a little. 101 00:03:56,462 --> 00:03:59,554 So I think you can handle a simple debate. 102 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:01,907 Besides, even if you can't speak, you're so cute. 103 00:04:02,058 --> 00:04:03,558 People are going to vote for you anyway. 104 00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:05,485 Um, I have prepared some note cards 105 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:08,655 with just some stock answers in case you get lost. 106 00:04:08,732 --> 00:04:11,141 All right, let's take a look. 107 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:13,326 Oh, perfect. 108 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:16,070 First we take Flatch, then the governor's mansion. 109 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:20,092 I have always wanted to be Ohio's first family. 110 00:04:20,168 --> 00:04:24,154 Babe, where's the state of Ohio flag pin I told you-- 111 00:04:24,156 --> 00:04:25,322 - I got it. - Oh. 112 00:04:25,324 --> 00:04:27,507 - Yeah. - Uh, no. 113 00:04:27,659 --> 00:04:28,842 No, no. Um, uh, no. 114 00:04:28,994 --> 00:04:31,328 That's an Ohio State University pin. 115 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:32,604 No, uh-uh. - Ohio. 116 00:04:32,681 --> 00:04:35,590 - I asked you to get a state of Ohio flag pin. 117 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,425 No one has ever won an Ohio election 118 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,260 without a state of Ohio flag pin. 119 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,353 You know what? It's fine. It's fine. 120 00:04:40,506 --> 00:04:41,596 It's fine. I'm just going to get you one. 121 00:04:41,857 --> 00:04:43,340 I'm going to get you one. I'm going to get you one. 122 00:04:43,342 --> 00:04:44,599 Calm down. You calm down. 123 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,285 You better calm down and get ready and calm down. 124 00:04:46,436 --> 00:04:49,346 [breathes shakily] Hey, excuse you. Baby on board. 125 00:04:49,348 --> 00:04:50,622 - I need an Ohio flag pin. 126 00:04:50,699 --> 00:04:53,125 No one's ever won an election without one. 127 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:54,609 - How do you know that? 128 00:04:54,686 --> 00:04:55,961 - Bribe the janitor? 129 00:04:56,038 --> 00:04:57,871 [scoffs] No, that's cheating. 130 00:04:58,023 --> 00:04:59,856 I just--I Barbed him. 131 00:04:59,858 --> 00:05:01,616 You know, I told him that any information he overheard 132 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,044 could be redeemed for a new mop bucket-- 133 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:05,378 I mean, if I win, of course. 134 00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:08,548 - No, I don't need a suit or a pin. 135 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,550 I'm naturally presidential. 136 00:05:10,702 --> 00:05:13,979 My mom said when I was born, the nurse saluted. 137 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,129 [chuckles] 138 00:05:15,207 --> 00:05:16,315 - We're moments away 139 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,208 from a what's sure to be a fiery debate. 140 00:05:18,301 --> 00:05:20,134 But that's not the only storm brewing. 141 00:05:20,212 --> 00:05:22,062 [wind gusting softly] 142 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:24,548 Things are looking pretty stormy out here, folks. 143 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:26,575 Feels like tornado weather to me. 144 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,559 - As editor of the paper, 145 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:37,819 I think that participating in local government 146 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,504 is so important, 147 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:42,232 which is why I am moderating the debate today. 148 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:46,160 As former debate champ, this is my time to shine. 149 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,071 [clicking tongue] [feedback whines] 150 00:05:48,073 --> 00:05:50,182 Joe volunteered to help me at the debate. 151 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:51,516 At first, I was against it 152 00:05:51,593 --> 00:05:53,852 'cause, you know, Joe can be a lot. 153 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:55,762 - Oh, come on. - You like to pull focus. 154 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,357 But, um, you know, I could really use his help 155 00:05:58,433 --> 00:05:59,524 in staying calm, 156 00:05:59,601 --> 00:06:02,102 because as I've learned from my chickens, 157 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,345 stress can greatly affect egg laying. 158 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:05,847 - Yeah. - I am not a chicken. 159 00:06:05,924 --> 00:06:09,609 [laughs] But right now I am an egg-making machine. 160 00:06:09,611 --> 00:06:11,185 - We are ready for anything. 161 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,597 I packed a Cheryl calming kit-- 162 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:16,524 some lavender oil and, uh, my secret calming tonic. 163 00:06:16,602 --> 00:06:19,861 It's a Kool-Aid and Tang hybrid with a sugar reduction 164 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:22,622 and just a dot of my Sour Father Ale. 165 00:06:22,774 --> 00:06:24,365 [door opens] - Ooh. 166 00:06:24,443 --> 00:06:26,443 Hello. Welcome. [door closes] 167 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:28,202 Yes, you are in the right place. 168 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,463 Welcome to the debate. 169 00:06:30,616 --> 00:06:33,225 It's a little disappointing to have a low turnout. 170 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:35,894 You can't have a democracy without the people. 171 00:06:35,971 --> 00:06:37,879 I'm not going to cry. 172 00:06:37,881 --> 00:06:39,456 [whimpers] 173 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:41,233 - Am I working with Mandy to get back at Barb? 174 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:42,792 [scoffs] No. 175 00:06:42,811 --> 00:06:44,644 I mean, sure, she bruised my heart a little bit, 176 00:06:44,721 --> 00:06:47,130 and she kicked me out of Nan's house, but trust me-- 177 00:06:47,149 --> 00:06:50,075 I can keep this professional. 178 00:06:50,226 --> 00:06:52,393 Why? What'd she say about me? 179 00:06:52,471 --> 00:06:54,821 You can tell me. I-I-I don't care. 180 00:06:54,973 --> 00:06:56,806 - I hate having to come to Pockton, 181 00:06:56,825 --> 00:07:00,085 but I have to get an Ohio state flag pin for Barb. 182 00:07:00,162 --> 00:07:02,662 [door bells jingle] 183 00:07:02,814 --> 00:07:04,981 Oh, my God. [door closes, bells jingle] 184 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,317 Nadine. Figures you'd follow me here. 185 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:09,002 - How? I-I was here first. 186 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:10,745 - Okay, you know what? I don't have time for this. 187 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,172 What are you doing here anyway? - Nothing. I'm just-- 188 00:07:12,324 --> 00:07:13,823 I'm browsing. What are you-- 189 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:15,175 I'm just browsing. I'm shopping. 190 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:17,327 - I'm shopping, too. - Okay, well, you can shop. 191 00:07:17,329 --> 00:07:18,770 - Okay, have fun shopping. 192 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:20,939 - Browse away. 193 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:23,349 - Hi. - Oh, hi, yo. 194 00:07:23,426 --> 00:07:24,943 [both chuckle] - You're hilarious. 195 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,594 - Thank you. - I was curious-- 196 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,614 do you happen to have an Ohio state flag pin? 197 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:30,840 - Yes. 198 00:07:30,859 --> 00:07:32,451 And lucky you-- it's the last one. 199 00:07:32,527 --> 00:07:35,436 - Oh, I was here first. - No, I was the one who asked. 200 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,180 - So, actually, thank you for grabbing that for me. 201 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:38,123 Thank you so much. That'd be great. 202 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,365 - Don't push me. 203 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:40,684 It's unfair 'cause you're pregnant. 204 00:07:40,686 --> 00:07:41,851 - Okay, you know what? 205 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,703 Let's just settle this the old-school way, okay? 206 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,130 - You really want to drink a gallon of milk 207 00:07:45,281 --> 00:07:46,539 - and see who throws up first? - Ew, no. 208 00:07:46,616 --> 00:07:47,615 Why would I want to-- why do you want to-- 209 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:49,209 Never mind. No, rock paper scissors-- 210 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:50,635 best out of three, no take-backs. 211 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:52,119 - Oh! 212 00:07:52,288 --> 00:07:54,214 You're going to regret that, mother from another mother. 213 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,456 - Ready? Okay. Ready, ready, ready. 214 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,392 both: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 215 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:03,206 - What the-- - Ugh! 216 00:08:03,225 --> 00:08:07,301 [serious music playing] 217 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,712 - Boom! 218 00:08:08,714 --> 00:08:12,807 She's the candidate that makes you undulate. 219 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,309 You can trust her, 220 00:08:15,387 --> 00:08:17,812 unlike some people we know. 221 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,557 She's sweeter the candy, tougher to nails. 222 00:08:20,559 --> 00:08:25,078 Put your hands together for the amazing Mandy! 223 00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:27,897 [cell phones beeping] 224 00:08:27,899 --> 00:08:29,824 - There's a tornado warning in effect 225 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,193 and Flatch is in the projected path? 226 00:08:32,195 --> 00:08:33,920 Oh, my God. Run! 227 00:08:33,997 --> 00:08:35,421 Run! Take cover! 228 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:37,849 - Don't panic! We have to go underground! 229 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:39,759 No trampling! 230 00:08:39,911 --> 00:08:41,853 - These warnings happen a bunch. 231 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:44,080 Most of the time, it's a false alarm. 232 00:08:44,099 --> 00:08:47,250 Now, don't get me wrong-- I'm going to take shelter, 233 00:08:47,269 --> 00:08:50,177 but I'm going to check eBay and make me a sandwich first. 234 00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:51,178 [cell phones beeping] 235 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,923 - A tornado? Oh, hell, no. 236 00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:56,183 - Wait, wait, wait. Hey, Are you leaving? 237 00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:58,519 [indistinct chatter] 238 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:02,023 - You going to leave? - [scoffs] You first, Mallet. 239 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,025 - I'm not leaving. All day. 240 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,451 - [straining] I need that pin. 241 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,045 [breathlessly] I think I'll stay. 242 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:09,363 I'm going to stay all day. Okay. 243 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,716 - Oh, my God. Are you even pregnant at all? 244 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:14,386 - Oh, God, oh! 245 00:09:14,462 --> 00:09:16,721 - Oh, my God! The baby's coming! 246 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:23,286 - Mom is safe in the basement. She's watching her soaps. 247 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,379 Um, how are you feeling? - Ugh. 248 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,141 Ooh, I had tiny-- teeny tiny contractions 249 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:30,217 when I was taking Chantal to her grandmother's this morning, 250 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,386 but, you know, I didn't want to worry Dylan before the debate. 251 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,221 You know, I thought I had time to win the debate. 252 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:36,741 And then Dylan and I would get escorted to the hospital 253 00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,151 via a government-issued motorcade. 254 00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:39,393 - Okay. - Ah. 255 00:09:39,471 --> 00:09:41,154 And now it's not safe to drive. 256 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,823 Oh, I cannot have this baby in Pockton. 257 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:44,749 - Okay, you're right. You're right. 258 00:09:44,826 --> 00:09:45,917 Okay, we got this. We got this. 259 00:09:45,994 --> 00:09:47,009 - Okay. - Okay. 260 00:09:47,011 --> 00:09:47,977 [phone beeps] 261 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:48,920 - Oh, okay. 262 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,422 - 911. What's your emergency? 263 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:51,906 - You guys really be saying that. 264 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,241 Okay, okay, first-time caller, long-time fan. 265 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,428 - Just-- - Um, we're having a baby! 266 00:09:56,504 --> 00:09:58,671 And I don't know if I'm strong enough for this, okay? 267 00:09:58,748 --> 00:10:00,340 Like-- - Okay, ma'am. 268 00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:01,248 Calm down. 269 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,492 - Okay, condescending much. 270 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:04,102 I'm really calm, dude. - Okay. 271 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:06,420 We're sending someone to your location now, 272 00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:08,273 but this tornado has limited our resources, so-- 273 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:09,515 - Okay, no help at all. 274 00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:11,517 I'm going to call Dylan. - No, no. No, no, no. 275 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,186 I want him to focus on the debate, okay? 276 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:17,765 I can handle this myself. [groaning] 277 00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:20,009 [both screaming] 278 00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:21,194 [cell phone chimes] 279 00:10:21,363 --> 00:10:23,455 - I just got a text from Nadine saying she's safe. 280 00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:25,531 "Use the note cards. 281 00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:28,534 Don't screw this up." 282 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,019 Also got a heart emoji. 283 00:10:30,038 --> 00:10:33,298 - So, uh, so sorry about overreacting earlier-- 284 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:34,874 first tornado. 285 00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:37,135 And don't worry--I will replace the hallway door that I broke. 286 00:10:37,212 --> 00:10:38,470 Anyway, now that we have a crowd, 287 00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:41,865 I don't see why we can't, uh, finish the debate. 288 00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,549 - Yes. - Do we really have to? 289 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:45,551 - [mockingly] Yes, we really have to. 290 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:48,204 [chuckles] And we're all going to participate, 291 00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:49,463 and you're going to like it. 292 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,207 - Does mama need her calm juice? 293 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:54,152 - Oh, no, no, no, Joe. I'm fine. 294 00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:56,045 So everyone sit down, shut up, 295 00:10:56,064 --> 00:10:58,806 and let's enjoy the democratic process, yeah? 296 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,141 - Okay, so the tornado is moving closer. 297 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,901 I don't know where the paramedics are exactly. 298 00:11:01,978 --> 00:11:04,404 - I cannot give birth in Pockton. 299 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:05,497 - Yeah. 300 00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:06,814 So, normally, I wouldn't help Nadine 301 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,333 because she's my sworn mortal enemy, 302 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,485 but her baby's an innocent bystander in our war. 303 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,987 And it doesn't deserve to begin its life 304 00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:13,913 in this trash can town, 305 00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,173 so we're going to hold the baby in. 306 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,416 I'm going to take your mind off of it. 307 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,658 Yes, okay. 308 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,235 Uh, oh, my God. Wait. I got it, I got it. 309 00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:20,737 Knock, knock. - Who's there? 310 00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:23,497 - Alpaca my own suitcase, thanks. 311 00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:26,409 Wait. I think I forgot a part of it. 312 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,594 - What policies do you plan on implementing 313 00:11:28,747 --> 00:11:31,189 that will maintain our current infrastructure 314 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:34,434 but stimulate economic growth fiscally? 315 00:11:34,510 --> 00:11:37,028 - Girl, I don't even know what that means. 316 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,605 - Uh, yeah, I don't know how to ask a question 317 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:41,424 with that question. 318 00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:43,943 - Dylan? 319 00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:46,854 - [sighs] 320 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,781 I have a dream 321 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:51,434 that one day all Flatch boys and girls 322 00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,453 will play together in perfect harmony. 323 00:11:53,605 --> 00:11:54,879 - If you keep appropriating Dr. King, 324 00:11:55,031 --> 00:11:56,548 I'm going to march up and down your ass. 325 00:11:56,699 --> 00:11:58,032 - Uh-huh. [crowd murmurs] 326 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,960 - Focus, people! Focus! [murmuring continues] 327 00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,946 - If you could have lunch with any celebrity, 328 00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:04,614 who would it be? - Great question. 329 00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:06,540 - Joe, when I asked for your help, I meant just sit there. 330 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,375 - Yeah, but I know how to work a crowd. 331 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,953 - You're overstepping your duties. 332 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,396 - I want to hear the answer to that. 333 00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:12,622 - Yeah. - Yeah. 334 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,624 - Who would you like to have lunch with? 335 00:12:14,642 --> 00:12:15,808 - Oh. [chuckles] 336 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,552 You know, probably a young Tom Hanks. 337 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:22,240 He's always felt like a friend and a-a father figure to me. 338 00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,743 - Great question, great answer, Father Joe. 339 00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:25,910 - Thank you. 340 00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:27,912 [applause] 341 00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:28,988 Oh-ho. 342 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,641 Ho, ho. Thank you. 343 00:12:31,659 --> 00:12:34,068 This is so fun. 344 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,980 [both shouting] - Okay. 345 00:12:36,982 --> 00:12:39,148 You do a handstand and then just let it-- 346 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:41,575 gravity suck-- - I can't. I can't. I can't. 347 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,669 - Why are you skinnier than me if you can't do a handstand? 348 00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,505 [both shout] I know. I know. 349 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:47,098 I do this sometimes to calm down. 350 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,750 Sometimes I make floor angels, and it's really calming. 351 00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:52,512 Okay, like this. 352 00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:55,089 - Ow. [groaning] 353 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,183 - Okay, well, don't spread them that wide, okay? 354 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,334 I saw what you did there. 355 00:12:58,336 --> 00:12:59,760 You're going to get pregnant again. 356 00:12:59,838 --> 00:13:00,945 - Well, Joe, it's a tie 357 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,689 between Fruity Pebbles and Cap'n Crunch. 358 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:04,949 - Yeah. - But if I have to pick 359 00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:06,117 my favorite, 360 00:13:06,194 --> 00:13:07,343 I'm going with the Cap'n 361 00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:09,529 because them Crunch Berries slap. 362 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,789 - Yes. - I know. 363 00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,198 You know, I would imagine 364 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:15,126 that the Captain and I were setting sail in a sea of milk, 365 00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,520 and he would say, "Ahoy, Joey. 366 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:20,206 Would you like to be my first mate?" 367 00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:21,466 - No one asked you, Joe. - Yep. 368 00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:23,376 - So, basically, Nadine's freaking out because it's 369 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,286 not going according to her birth plan at all. 370 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,621 She had a doula. I don't know what that is. 371 00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:28,807 And also, she booked 372 00:13:28,883 --> 00:13:31,217 a really fancy birthing suite in Dayton. 373 00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:32,811 So what I did is I tried to make it look 374 00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:34,053 as close to that as possible. 375 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,462 You know, it took some doing, 376 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,131 but I kind of think I nailed it. 377 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,375 And, um, like, genuinely, I'm excited to show Nadine. 378 00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:41,152 Okay. No peeking, Mom. 379 00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:43,637 - I'm not going to peek. You don't have to do that. 380 00:13:43,715 --> 00:13:46,199 - Okay. Open your eyes. 381 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,219 [Nadine groans] 382 00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:52,479 I know. I know. 383 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:55,608 It makes me emotional, too. - [sobbing] 384 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,651 - Okay, what steps do you plan on taking 385 00:13:57,729 --> 00:13:59,745 to reduce Flatch's carbon footprint 386 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:02,006 without hurting our local businesses 387 00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,592 that rely on fossil fuels? 388 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,588 - [stammers] Can we-- 389 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:11,349 can we answer another one of Father Joe's questions? 390 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,518 Because those are fun. Am I right? Huh? 391 00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:17,747 - Oh! Oh-ho! [crowd clamoring] 392 00:14:17,749 --> 00:14:20,674 Did I know that I was going to be a natural at this? 393 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,251 Yes. 394 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,178 You can take the performer out of the spotlight, 395 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:27,198 but you can't take the spotlight out of the performer. 396 00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,443 - Okay, let's move on to audience questions. 397 00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:33,096 - [clears throat] Hi, Shrub here-- 398 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:35,689 the man who had the only home he's ever known 399 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,450 "shripped" from him 400 00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:39,878 by someone he had grown to trust. 401 00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,604 - Okay, do you actually have a question? 402 00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:43,715 - Sure. I do have a question for Barb. 403 00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:45,775 So right now you're telling everyone 404 00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:48,219 that you are super into Flatch and you're committed to us, 405 00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:49,779 but I don't know. 406 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:52,557 How do we know that you're not going to just get bored 407 00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,208 and break up with us 408 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,210 and then erotically pour wax on some other town's chest? 409 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,970 Huh? - Oh, gross. 410 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,305 - What about that? 411 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:01,124 - Shrub, is this just about your relationship with Barb? 412 00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:02,475 - Who cares? 413 00:15:02,627 --> 00:15:04,310 These are the kind of questions I'm here for. 414 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:05,219 - Yes. 415 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,388 - Answer it. Answer it. 416 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,481 - Answer it. 417 00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:11,300 all: [chanting] Answer it. Answer it. 418 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:15,413 Answer it. Answer it. Answer it. 419 00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:21,827 - [groans] - Have some water. 420 00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:23,312 Have some water. - Thank you. 421 00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:24,905 Okay. 422 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,666 Oh. - Um... 423 00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:29,761 hey, are you scared at all? 424 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,429 Because I'm feeling really scared, 425 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,747 and I'm not even giving birth, so... 426 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,417 - Um, maybe a little. 427 00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:38,085 Yeah. 428 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:40,587 [exhales deeply] 429 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,999 Kelly... - Mm-hmm. 430 00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:46,427 - In case we die in this disgusting town... 431 00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:47,687 - Yeah. - Um... 432 00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:50,073 I need to tell you something. 433 00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:52,266 I... 434 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,343 may have said something 435 00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:57,346 about you and your hamster in eighth grade. 436 00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:58,623 - I knew it. 437 00:15:58,774 --> 00:15:59,624 Why? 438 00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:03,703 - You were always just so confident. 439 00:16:03,855 --> 00:16:06,205 I guess I was a little jealous. 440 00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:08,615 - [scoffs] Are you serious? 441 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,617 - Yeah. - Um... 442 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,361 Yeah, yeah. 443 00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:15,306 I--yeah, I mean, jealousy is the only thing that I would-- 444 00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,141 that would make sense. - Right. 445 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:18,701 - Um... 446 00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:20,219 I-I've always been so jealous of your killer instinct. 447 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:21,554 - Really? 448 00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,797 - You're like the Terminator. - Oh, that's so sweet. 449 00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,966 - Mm-hmm. - Except with way cuter skirts. 450 00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:27,485 - You heard it right. 451 00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:30,989 Just like that, two enemies lay down their swords 452 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,398 and extend an olive branch. 453 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:34,884 - Shut your stupid ass up and get over here! 454 00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:36,977 It's coming. - It's go time. 455 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,554 - I got a question for Barb. 456 00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:41,315 - That is a direct violation of the parli pro format. 457 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,351 - Cool. What's your angle, Barb? 458 00:16:43,353 --> 00:16:45,077 - What's your angle, Mandy? 459 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,412 - No more games. 460 00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:49,081 Look, Barb just expect us all to get spray tans 461 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,416 and start planting palm trees. 462 00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:53,011 Admit it--you're trying to turn Flatch into Florida. 463 00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:55,087 - You're just mad because there's somebody in town 464 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,256 who's not afraid to stand up to you, little Mandy. 465 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,075 - Can I say something? both: No! 466 00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,910 - Hey, look what I saw in the kitchen. 467 00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:02,836 Who wants to see a three-way relay race? 468 00:17:02,914 --> 00:17:04,689 - I got five on Nadine's husband. 469 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,674 - Thank you. - Okay. That is enough! 470 00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:10,177 Listen, everyone, you just want to ask questions like, 471 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,439 what's your favorite color, or are you into foot stuff? 472 00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:15,033 - Yeah. - Do not answer that, Shrub. 473 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:16,701 - Oh, my God. 474 00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:19,945 - I'm sick of you making a joke out of me and this process. 475 00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:22,431 Grow up. - [claps slowly] 476 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,024 - Oh, shut the hell up, Joe. 477 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:27,119 Okay, you know what? I knew this was a bad idea. 478 00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:29,630 No more help from you. 479 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:33,276 Except for this. This is very tasty. 480 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,219 You can keep making the drink, but then no more help. 481 00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:37,055 - Okay, you can do it! - I can't. 482 00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,282 I can't push anymore. - Yes, you can, okay? 483 00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:41,284 You're Nadine, okay? 484 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:43,302 You're the Terminator. You can do anything you want. 485 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,379 - Okay. - Okay, remember second grade 486 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,713 when we went on that field trip? 487 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:47,807 - Yeah. - Yeah? 488 00:17:47,883 --> 00:17:49,125 And we got lost in the Flatch Caves. 489 00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:50,626 - Uh-huh. - And you brought your compass, 490 00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:51,569 and you were the only one. 491 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,129 And that's why we got out. - Yeah. 492 00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:55,464 - Oh, and you got Mr. Tipaldi fired because he got us lost. 493 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,891 - [straining] I hated Mr. Tipaldi! 494 00:17:57,893 --> 00:18:00,136 - Yes! Push! [both screaming] 495 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,746 [liquid splashes] Oh, my God! 496 00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:04,582 - [shouts] Wha-- 497 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:07,234 You can't just barge into the women's bathroom. 498 00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:08,494 - Well, Mandy has a plan 499 00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:11,238 to make bathrooms in Flatch all gender by 2032, 500 00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:13,091 but not why I'm here. 501 00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,425 Mandy wants you to read this 502 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:18,170 and then meet her in the storage room. 503 00:18:18,323 --> 00:18:20,673 Listen, things got really crazy out there, I know. 504 00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:23,267 But, Barb, we cannot be making this about us. 505 00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:24,660 This is about the campaign. 506 00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:26,495 This is about democracy, and it's too important. 507 00:18:26,514 --> 00:18:27,772 And I know it's going to be hard, 508 00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:31,091 but we have to remain professional through this 509 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:33,093 no matter how hard our loins are longing for each other. 510 00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:36,930 You know what I mean? Shh, shh, shh, shh. 511 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,116 I miss you, too. I do. 512 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,933 Look down. Obviously. - What? 513 00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:42,120 - But I ride or die for Mandy now, 514 00:18:42,347 --> 00:18:44,530 and you need to respect that. 515 00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,541 May the best person win. 516 00:18:50,872 --> 00:18:53,447 - Where did you get my birth certificate from? 517 00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:54,707 - I've got my ways. 518 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,525 Be interesting to hear what folks would have to say 519 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:58,636 if they learned that Barb Flatch 520 00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:00,120 was born in Pockton. 521 00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:01,197 Here's a preview. 522 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:02,974 "Oh, hell, no. 523 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,367 "Barb is dead to me. 524 00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:05,384 Ugh." 525 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,704 Probably start calling you Barb Pockton. 526 00:19:08,706 --> 00:19:11,965 - You're a ruthless opponent. I'm impressed. 527 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,043 - You're a worthy competitor yourself. 528 00:19:14,061 --> 00:19:16,379 Truthfully, I realized I don't have enough time 529 00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:17,713 to be a selectwoman. 530 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:20,383 I got the tattoo business, the church business, 531 00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:22,718 picking up my dog's business. 532 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,144 You get it. I'm busy. 533 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,164 Look, I'm willing to let you win 534 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,833 as long as you consult with me on any major changes 535 00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:30,910 you make to Flatch. 536 00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:32,912 - Okay, I will. 537 00:19:33,064 --> 00:19:35,431 - I also want a parking spot at Town Hall, 538 00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:37,008 a nude beach on the pond, 539 00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:39,084 and for the love of God, 540 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,495 please let Shrub stay in Nan's house till it sells. 541 00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:44,498 That boy is emotional, and he needs it. 542 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,742 - Okay, well, I will agree to all of that 543 00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:48,186 except the nude beach. 544 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,763 Look, body positivity is great, 545 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:54,508 but I am positive I don't want to see everybody's body. 546 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,102 I am specifically talking about Len. 547 00:19:57,255 --> 00:19:59,346 [chuckles] - Oh, don't worry. 548 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,923 I've made several copies of that. 549 00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:03,592 And should something suspicious happen to me, 550 00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:04,777 I've instructed someone 551 00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:06,612 to send that directly to Cheryl at the paper. 552 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,189 As long as you don't renege on our deal, 553 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,210 your secret's safe with me. 554 00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:13,628 - Okay. 555 00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:16,530 You better edit all of this out. 556 00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:17,673 All of it. 557 00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:25,781 [siren wails] 558 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,249 - We had a baby! - Kelly. 559 00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:28,951 - [softly] Sorry. We had a baby. 560 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,120 - I don't mean to be gross or anything, 561 00:20:31,138 --> 00:20:34,123 but I couldn't have done this without you. 562 00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:37,068 I-I really-- I don't know how to repay you. 563 00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,886 - [breathes deeply] I was thinking about that, too. 564 00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:43,390 Um, Kelly is also a boy's name. 565 00:20:43,468 --> 00:20:45,409 - [laughs] I'm not doing that. 566 00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,620 No, I'll get you, like, a cheese basket 567 00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:48,579 or something, right? 568 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:49,747 Kind of exciting. 569 00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,415 - So Dylan and Mandy dropped out, 570 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,326 but I still think the debate was a success. 571 00:20:54,403 --> 00:20:56,812 And also, the tornado didn't hit the town, 572 00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,238 so that's a relief. 573 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,074 And since Joe stopped helping, I've been pretty relaxed. 574 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,410 - Cheryl, I'd like to put an ad in the paper. 575 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:07,914 - No one wants to buy your pickled grapes, June! 576 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,249 - Oh. 577 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,435 - Something feels different. 578 00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:12,937 I got the pin. 579 00:21:13,014 --> 00:21:14,513 So, yeah, that means Barb and I won. 580 00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,941 I mean, technically, we won because everyone else quit. 581 00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:19,668 But you know what they say. Survival of the fittest. 582 00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:21,762 - Yeah, Mandy and I lost. 583 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,430 But out of nowhere, Barb told me 584 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,599 that I can stay at Nan's house until she sells it, 585 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:30,270 so clearly she's still sweet on old Shrub. 586 00:21:30,348 --> 00:21:31,998 - [whispering] No, she's not.