1 00:00:04,063 --> 00:00:06,747 - Shrub's been really into butter sculpting. 2 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:08,674 - It's a tricky medium. 3 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,067 It's very slippery. 4 00:00:10,085 --> 00:00:12,085 - He thinks he's gonna get displayed 5 00:00:12,162 --> 00:00:14,346 at the Butter Bust Museum, depending where it ends up-- 6 00:00:14,423 --> 00:00:16,073 Flatch. - Dude, I'm a shoo-in. 7 00:00:16,091 --> 00:00:17,758 How much competition could there really be? 8 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:20,077 - Shrub, what the heck? That is not what my face looks like! 9 00:00:20,095 --> 00:00:21,353 Look at my neck! - You want me to compromise... 10 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:22,913 - Yeah! - My vision? Yeah, okay. 11 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:24,097 Easily. - Shave it down. 12 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:26,083 Great. - Okay, I'll shave it down. 13 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:29,319 I'll shave it down right there. Now it looks just like you! 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,610 - I mean, she's kind of cute. 15 00:00:36,762 --> 00:00:38,704 [breathes deeply] 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,615 Action! 17 00:00:41,767 --> 00:00:43,542 [hinges squeaking] 18 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:45,602 - Welcome to Flatch. 19 00:00:45,604 --> 00:00:48,288 "When Colonel Robert Flatch dug this latrine at age 25, 20 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,774 "he had no idea a town would spring up around it. 21 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:52,125 "I'm Barb Flatch, 22 00:00:52,202 --> 00:00:54,444 and that man was my great-great-great grandfather." 23 00:00:54,463 --> 00:00:56,371 - No, cut, cut, sorry. You're missing a great. 24 00:00:56,448 --> 00:00:59,058 It's your great-great- great-great grandfather. 25 00:00:59,134 --> 00:01:01,118 Look, wait, look. - Oh, here's the binder. 26 00:01:01,136 --> 00:01:02,803 - Here, look, this is him, okay? 27 00:01:02,879 --> 00:01:04,563 And certainly handsome. - Nadine, stop ruining takes. 28 00:01:04,714 --> 00:01:06,398 Okay? That was close enough. - Close enough 29 00:01:06,475 --> 00:01:07,549 isn't good enough. 30 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:09,384 Okay? I promised you full access 31 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,977 to Historical Society records, 32 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,072 providing you maintain full historical accuracy. 33 00:01:13,148 --> 00:01:14,981 - That isn't true, is it? - In what way? 34 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:17,242 - Hmm, because I still haven't met the Flatch Mummy. 35 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:18,911 - Oh, my God, for the millionth time, 36 00:01:18,987 --> 00:01:20,821 there is no Flatch Mummy. 37 00:01:20,897 --> 00:01:23,248 - Ladies, let's take five. 38 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,732 So Stan and Geoffrey, the guys from 39 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:25,900 the Butter Bust Museum 40 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,827 are actually going to look 41 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:28,253 at our rival town, Pockton, 42 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:30,738 to see if they want that to be the home of the museum. 43 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,832 - Frickin' Pockton. 44 00:01:31,908 --> 00:01:33,258 I mean, they're dry toasters for sure. 45 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:35,761 They don't even use butter. - So we're making this video 46 00:01:35,838 --> 00:01:37,671 to make sure that the Butter Bust Museum comes here. 47 00:01:37,747 --> 00:01:40,415 - That's right, okay? We're shooting a town promo. 48 00:01:40,492 --> 00:01:42,935 Uh-oh! Might just have to make a documentary 49 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:44,752 out of your documentary. 50 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,588 What's it feel like? 51 00:01:46,665 --> 00:01:48,348 - Next stop--Kentucky. 52 00:01:48,425 --> 00:01:51,351 Shrub's auditioning for a play outside of Louisville, 53 00:01:51,428 --> 00:01:54,187 and he asked me to drive him, and as a former performer, 54 00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:55,948 I'm the perfect person to take him. 55 00:01:56,024 --> 00:01:58,967 - Yeah. Also, I'm--I'm just a really bad highway driver. 56 00:01:58,969 --> 00:02:00,694 It's just--it's too fast, it's too furious, 57 00:02:00,770 --> 00:02:01,936 and I just--I get overwhelmed. 58 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,622 And on top of that, I get really distracted, 59 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:04,957 every time I drive by cows. 60 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:07,017 Cows are my favorite barnyard animal. 61 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:08,293 Sheep get all the hype, 62 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:10,354 but they're actually just so much more beautiful. 63 00:02:10,372 --> 00:02:13,173 - Ooh! Forgot the road prunes. 64 00:02:15,377 --> 00:02:18,195 It's kind of a great time for me to get out of town. 65 00:02:18,213 --> 00:02:21,381 Cheryl's moving her stuff out after our breakup. 66 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,533 It's been hard. 67 00:02:23,627 --> 00:02:25,385 But she's not getting these road prunes. 68 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:26,645 [chuckles] 69 00:02:26,722 --> 00:02:28,630 - Okay, Joe doesn't know this-- no one does-- 70 00:02:28,707 --> 00:02:30,482 so don't tell anyone, but the real reason 71 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:32,376 I'm going to Louisville is to meet my dad, 72 00:02:32,394 --> 00:02:33,801 Lloyd Sr. 73 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:36,155 I'm auditioning for his play. He's, like, a director. 74 00:02:36,306 --> 00:02:38,139 He has, like, a theater company and everything. 75 00:02:38,217 --> 00:02:39,992 They're doing a play called "Chrysalis," 76 00:02:40,143 --> 00:02:41,718 and I'm gonna get a part, and we're gonna spend 77 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,645 times of time together, and then, you know, 78 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,164 when we're accepting the Oscar for best play, 79 00:02:45,315 --> 00:02:46,481 I'll reveal the truth. 80 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,392 "I was your son the whole time," you know? 81 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:49,409 Whaah! 82 00:02:49,561 --> 00:02:51,745 But then again, I also see a scenario 83 00:02:51,897 --> 00:02:53,321 where we meet today, we lock eyes, 84 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,582 and he knows exactly who I am, you know? 85 00:02:55,659 --> 00:02:57,342 A Lloyd Mallet connection. 86 00:02:57,494 --> 00:02:59,252 Uh, anyway, we're gonna be late. 87 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:01,405 Binghoffer, dude, we got to go! 88 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:03,164 - Coming. 89 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,926 - Sorry. I-I thought you'd be gone already. 90 00:03:06,078 --> 00:03:08,078 - Yeah, I forgot the road prunes. 91 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,913 Shrub and I, we're going to Louisville. 92 00:03:09,932 --> 00:03:11,690 We're gonna be gone for a while, 93 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,174 so you and Mandy can... 94 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:15,694 - Oh, uh, yeah, uh... 95 00:03:15,845 --> 00:03:17,011 okay. 96 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:20,014 Well...bye. 97 00:03:20,092 --> 00:03:21,925 - Bye. 98 00:03:21,944 --> 00:03:24,928 - I am going to be Airbnb-ing Nan's old place from Barb, 99 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:27,614 but I can't take all of this with me. 100 00:03:27,691 --> 00:03:29,449 It's just... 101 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,859 a lot of this reminds me of Joe... 102 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,453 like this. 103 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:35,530 We went to the aquarium-- Joe got freaked out 104 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:39,609 because he thought the fish had faces that were too human. 105 00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:43,388 Time to let all of that go. 106 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,873 Just focus on me. 107 00:03:45,951 --> 00:03:47,208 Be single. 108 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,286 - Hey, think I might know a buyer for your couch. 109 00:03:49,304 --> 00:03:51,455 - Really? Who? - Just a woman 110 00:03:51,457 --> 00:03:53,515 I been talking to online-- Renee. 111 00:03:54,977 --> 00:03:57,127 - They say that the best way to get out of one relationship 112 00:03:57,129 --> 00:03:58,886 is to get into another. 113 00:03:58,964 --> 00:04:01,073 It didn't specify it had to be yours. 114 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,966 - Not that it's any of your business, 115 00:04:02,985 --> 00:04:05,577 but Renee and I met in the comments section 116 00:04:05,729 --> 00:04:07,246 on Home Depot's Instagram. 117 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:08,914 She had a righteous anger 118 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:10,991 about the increased price of potting soil. 119 00:04:11,143 --> 00:04:13,252 I was right there with her. 120 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:15,403 And then we took it to the DMs. 121 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,590 One thing led to another, and now we're texting. 122 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,242 She's cool, real cool. 123 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,986 - Well, you should invite her over. 124 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:24,838 It's a perfect excuse to meet up. 125 00:04:24,914 --> 00:04:26,914 It's a meet-couch. 126 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,508 It's a meet-couch... 127 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:29,993 like a meet-cute. 128 00:04:29,995 --> 00:04:33,063 - Yeah. O-okay. I'll shoot her a text. 129 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:36,257 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 130 00:04:36,351 --> 00:04:38,168 Why don't you be careful when you turn the pages, okay? 131 00:04:38,261 --> 00:04:39,686 We don't want anything to rip. 132 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:41,505 - I could figure out what I have to shoot next 133 00:04:41,523 --> 00:04:43,115 a lot faster if you'd let me hold the binder. 134 00:04:43,342 --> 00:04:44,858 - Well, you're lucky I'm not making you wear gloves. 135 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:47,511 - You're backseat bindering. 136 00:04:47,529 --> 00:04:48,845 - Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow... 137 00:04:48,864 --> 00:04:50,363 - Oh... [snickers] 138 00:04:50,365 --> 00:04:52,291 Barb, Barb, Barb, there's an entire page on you. 139 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:53,775 - What? - Stalker. Stalker alert. 140 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,295 - I'm not a stalker. This is an historical dossier. 141 00:04:56,371 --> 00:04:58,446 - What do you get--Hey, how do you know my blood type? 142 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,357 I don't even know my blood type. 143 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,633 - Well, just another service 144 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:03,135 the Historical Society provides. 145 00:05:03,244 --> 00:05:04,694 - [laughing] Brace face! 146 00:05:04,713 --> 00:05:07,197 - Hey, you can laugh and make fun of me all you want to, 147 00:05:07,257 --> 00:05:09,123 but I won Best Smile four years in a row 148 00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:11,125 because of those braces, thank you very much. 149 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,386 - Maybe I should get some. Your birthday's this Thursday? 150 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:15,205 Barb, that's huge! We have to do something. 151 00:05:15,223 --> 00:05:16,723 - Oh, I already called my skywriting guy. 152 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,483 We're gonna do skywriting. - God, we're not skywriting. 153 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:20,560 We're not gonna do anything, we're not gonna plan anything. 154 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:21,820 - Except skywriting, and then that's it 155 00:05:21,971 --> 00:05:23,213 after the skywriting. - We're not gonna skywrite, 156 00:05:23,215 --> 00:05:24,714 because--look, look, listen, 157 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:25,882 girls, when you're my age, 158 00:05:25,884 --> 00:05:27,217 your birthday's just another day. 159 00:05:27,235 --> 00:05:29,143 It's really not that big of a deal. 160 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:31,388 I'm turning [bleep]. 161 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:32,664 So what? 162 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,577 I mean, who celebrates turning [bleep]? 163 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:39,729 Dumb. 164 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:41,565 It's not that big of a deal. 165 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:43,842 Let me see my chapter. - Oh, it's uh, it's just a page 166 00:05:43,919 --> 00:05:45,510 right now. 167 00:05:45,587 --> 00:05:48,071 - Oh, so...all you got 168 00:05:48,073 --> 00:05:49,573 is my name, my birthday, my blood type, 169 00:05:49,575 --> 00:05:51,091 and a picture of me with braces. 170 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:53,852 - Yeah. Well, you know, you're Flatch-in-progress. 171 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:56,096 - That's...all you got, though? 172 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,672 - Yeah, well, you're not dead yet, okay? 173 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,007 Like, I don't know, maybe the Flatch Mummy. 174 00:06:00,085 --> 00:06:01,935 - Don't say the Flatch Mummy! Don't--stop. 175 00:06:02,011 --> 00:06:04,738 There is no Flatch Mummy. 176 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,618 There may be a mummy. 177 00:06:15,617 --> 00:06:17,358 - You have the right address for the theater? 178 00:06:17,436 --> 00:06:19,269 This seems like a residential neighborhood. 179 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:21,605 - [gasps] Ohh...there he is. Dad. 180 00:06:21,623 --> 00:06:23,531 Uh, the dir...ector. 181 00:06:23,609 --> 00:06:25,884 The...director guy. 182 00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:28,870 Wow, look at him. He is... 183 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:30,113 [whispers] Wow. 184 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:32,874 [indistinct chatter] 185 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:34,208 - What are you doing? 186 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,119 - Um... - You okay? 187 00:06:36,138 --> 00:06:38,730 - I was just--buggin' me. 188 00:06:38,807 --> 00:06:40,306 - Hello, beautiful people, 189 00:06:40,383 --> 00:06:43,568 and welcome to the Lloyd Bush Acting Studio! 190 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,721 Temporarily located in my landlord's garage. 191 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,407 Thank you again, Dwayne. Blessings. 192 00:06:48,483 --> 00:06:51,076 - You, like, live here? Like, in the garage? 193 00:06:51,227 --> 00:06:53,336 - Uh...yes, yes, indeed, I do. 194 00:06:53,338 --> 00:06:54,320 - Wow. - But not to worry. 195 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:57,307 There'll be no favoritism here today. 196 00:06:57,309 --> 00:06:59,643 Dwayne is auditioning just like the rest of you. 197 00:06:59,661 --> 00:07:00,810 - Dude, this place is incredible. 198 00:07:00,829 --> 00:07:02,754 What--you have the whole place to yourself? 199 00:07:02,831 --> 00:07:04,589 Are you kidding me? - Is this a bit? 200 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:07,342 - Uh...a bit what? 201 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,503 - You're an eager guy. 202 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:12,989 Would you like to kick off the auditions? 203 00:07:13,008 --> 00:07:15,675 - Uh, I have to... t-talk to my...agent, 204 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:17,827 uh, real quick. 205 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:19,329 Um... 206 00:07:19,347 --> 00:07:21,088 [whispering] I feel like I'm gonna throw up 207 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,441 a little bit. - No, no, no. 208 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:24,443 - Just a tiny bit. - You're not gonna throw up. 209 00:07:24,519 --> 00:07:26,594 Don't throw up. If you throw up, I throw up. 210 00:07:26,672 --> 00:07:28,188 I hate throwing up. - I'm gonna probably throw up. 211 00:07:28,264 --> 00:07:29,931 - I-it's nerves, okay? It's nerves. 212 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:30,932 - Okay. - It's totally normal. 213 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:31,950 Okay, don't worry, Shrub. 214 00:07:32,194 --> 00:07:35,287 This strange man's garage is a safe space. 215 00:07:35,363 --> 00:07:37,289 I'll give you a little advice from my A-Men days. 216 00:07:37,365 --> 00:07:40,125 - Please. - Shut your brain off. 217 00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:42,185 Let your heart take over. 218 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:44,463 - Well, if it's so easy, why don't you do it? 219 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:47,632 - Yeah. Sure, why not? 220 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:48,967 I'll go first. 221 00:07:49,194 --> 00:07:52,879 - An agent willing to step in the shoes of his client? 222 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:55,215 [applause] I am impressed. 223 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:58,143 - Thank you. - All right. 224 00:07:58,294 --> 00:08:00,294 You're gonna be reading the part of Mr. Caterpillar. 225 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,313 - Oh. 226 00:08:01,464 --> 00:08:03,482 - So just feel free to kind of... 227 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:05,692 make it your own, okay? 228 00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:10,489 Okeydokey. 229 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:13,049 [softly] Caterpillar. 230 00:08:13,068 --> 00:08:14,159 - Action. - Action. 231 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:16,161 - "We stand here at the Silver Scalpel, 232 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:17,979 "a memorial to Frederick Flatch, 233 00:08:18,056 --> 00:08:20,073 "my great-uncle twice removed. 234 00:08:20,225 --> 00:08:22,225 "Despite never attending medical school, 235 00:08:22,227 --> 00:08:24,077 "Frederick performed Flatch's first surgery 236 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:25,653 at the age of 31." 237 00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:27,839 Frederick's patient died on the table, 238 00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:29,323 but, I mean, it's still impressive. 239 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:31,176 The closest I've ever gotten to performing surgery 240 00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:33,086 is piercing my own ears. 241 00:08:33,238 --> 00:08:36,515 And, you know, they got infected about a month later. 242 00:08:36,591 --> 00:08:38,517 Definitely never gonna win the Best Ears contest. 243 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:42,762 [laughs] It's fine, though, 'cause I win other contests. 244 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:45,415 Lots of 'em. 245 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,267 [knock on door] - She's here! 246 00:08:47,419 --> 00:08:49,769 Oh, gosh. Why did I hide? 247 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:51,588 - Take it easy. Be chill. 248 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:53,532 - Chill? I'm chill. 249 00:08:56,278 --> 00:08:57,277 - Mandy. 250 00:08:57,353 --> 00:08:58,519 Hey. 251 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,781 - Renee, hey. Nice to, uh, finally meet you. 252 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:02,949 - You too. 253 00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:04,934 - Hi! 254 00:09:04,953 --> 00:09:07,103 I'm Cheryl, Mandy's friend. 255 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:09,956 The couch lady. Isn't she beautiful? 256 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,550 I designed her myself. 257 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:13,218 Uh, the color and the fabric. 258 00:09:13,369 --> 00:09:15,202 I-I chose one of the two options. 259 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,390 - It might be too big for my studio. 260 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:19,558 - Oh. 261 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,785 Well, wait. Don't leave yet. 262 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:23,878 Uh, I mean, are you looking for something else? 263 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,566 'Cause everything here is on sale. 264 00:09:27,642 --> 00:09:29,550 - Rad! Really? 265 00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:30,810 Everything? 266 00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,313 - Uh... - [mouthing words] 267 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:34,981 - Yep! 268 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,649 Everything must go. 269 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:38,059 - Wow! - And she'll give you 270 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,727 a good price, too. - Oh! 271 00:09:39,821 --> 00:09:41,079 Get out of town! 272 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,488 - [mouthing words] - You rule! 273 00:09:42,565 --> 00:09:43,748 - [giggles] 274 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,309 - [deep voice] She flew away, 275 00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:51,147 leavin' me behind on the cold, hard ground. 276 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,924 [voice breaking] But there's one thing 277 00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:55,819 that Lady Ladybug doesn't know. 278 00:09:55,821 --> 00:09:59,489 I'm inching toward something new. 279 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:03,009 [huskily] And one day soon, 280 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,395 I'm gonna be... 281 00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:10,275 A butterfly. 282 00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:13,336 [imitating wings flapping] 283 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:14,988 Scene. 284 00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:20,510 - That was beautiful. 285 00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:22,621 - I really connected with the character. 286 00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:24,372 Hoo! 287 00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,274 [whispering] You got this, okay? 288 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,086 Turn your brain off, heart on. 289 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:34,090 - [clears throat] 290 00:10:37,028 --> 00:10:39,379 [stiffly] I was drawn to her immediately. 291 00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:43,216 Shiny red shell, beautiful black...spots. 292 00:10:43,368 --> 00:10:45,292 Hold on, let me just, um... 293 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,537 - Okay, do whatever makes you feel comfortable. 294 00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:49,797 Try it, uh, another way, if you like. 295 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,042 - [chuckles] That's, uh, literally 296 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:54,653 maybe the best note I've ever heard--thank you. 297 00:10:54,771 --> 00:10:58,323 'Cause I--actually, I do a really good Gollum. 298 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,383 [snarling] 299 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:02,719 [as Gollum] I was drawn to her 300 00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:05,163 shiny red shell, 301 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,999 beautiful black spotses, 302 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,984 beautiful black eyes. 303 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,561 Gollum! - Okay! 304 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,671 - Gollum! 305 00:11:12,822 --> 00:11:13,913 [scattered applause] - Thank you. 306 00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,823 Ha ha. Thank you. But, um, I actually-- 307 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,008 I can keep going. 308 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,584 There's-- - No, no, no, I-I-- 309 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:21,346 No, I've seen enough. You are, uh, certainly... 310 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:22,514 creative. 311 00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:24,532 - Yes. - But I-I just... 312 00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:28,061 don't think you're right for my production. 313 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,674 - I-- [muttering] 314 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,601 Um...dude, I-I-- 315 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,697 I literally am your production. 316 00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:40,198 [huffs] Oh, my God! 317 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,091 - Don't take this personally! 318 00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:45,611 - Oh, I will, actually. - Keep acting! 319 00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:48,039 Let this fuel you! 320 00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:49,599 [door closes] 321 00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:51,126 He'll be okay. 322 00:11:52,604 --> 00:11:54,295 Mr. Caterpillar. 323 00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:01,535 - [bleep]! 324 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,962 - Performing again was amazing. 325 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:06,057 What a rush! There's nothing like it. 326 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,451 But, of course, you know, I couldn't accept the part. 327 00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:12,305 I can't drive to Louisville twice a week for rehearsals... 328 00:12:12,381 --> 00:12:15,308 unless I made a church trip out of it. 329 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,550 No, no. 330 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,219 No, Dwayne should have it. 331 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,221 His performance was out of this world. 332 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:22,407 - Oh, my God! Can we go home now? 333 00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:24,150 - Yeah. Sorry! 334 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,995 - God. - Let's go back to Flatch. 335 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:42,293 [indistinct chatter] 336 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,836 - Okay, rolling, 337 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,080 set...action! 338 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,174 - "Discovered in 1932 by little Caroline Flatch 339 00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:50,693 "at the age of 6, the passageways of the caves 340 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:52,345 "span more than 11 miles. 341 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:53,846 "Today the caves are open for tours 342 00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:57,358 and a major destination for local school field trips." 343 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,336 - Okay. - Okay! 344 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,096 - It sounded more exciting on these. 345 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,673 - You look good. 346 00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:05,283 - Barely out of the womb, and Caroline frickin' Flatch 347 00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:06,951 discovers a frickin' cave system. 348 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,344 You know what? 349 00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,013 You guys go figure out where we're gonna go next. 350 00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:11,347 I'm gonna go pan for fake fossils 351 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:12,791 in the fake prospector's creek 352 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,626 because that's what I am-- a fake. 353 00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:17,945 - What? 354 00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:19,388 Fake fossils? 355 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,207 Dude, that's my entire retirement plan! 356 00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:22,375 - That's not a plan. 357 00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:24,377 - Yeah, it is. What's your plan? 358 00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,120 - Well, I have a 401(k). - 401-- 359 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,288 Now you're just doing riddles. 360 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,224 I don't have time for this, Nadine. 361 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,793 - Road prune? 362 00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:34,962 - I'm not hungry. 363 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,873 - Do you want to play I Spy? - No, I don't. 364 00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,042 I really just don't want to talk, actually. 365 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,561 - Do you know how many boy bands rejected me 366 00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:43,137 before A-Men? 367 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,064 Like, I don't actually want to tell you the answer 368 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,549 because it's really embarrassing, 369 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,494 but I'm gonna tell you if it'll make you feel better. 370 00:13:51,056 --> 00:13:52,238 [bleep] times. 371 00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:54,240 - No, dude, it's not about the audition, dude. 372 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,817 My Gollum killed, obviously. 373 00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,744 - Then what's wrong, Shrug? 374 00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:01,747 - [sighs] 375 00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:05,009 Lloyd is my dad. 376 00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,178 Like, the director guy. 377 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:10,756 - Oh. 378 00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:12,183 Wow. 379 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,260 - I mean, he didn't know I was coming, 380 00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:17,413 but still, like, I thought maybe he might have, like... 381 00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:19,840 a connection to me, you know, like, a-- 382 00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:21,601 like, a Spidey sense or, like, 383 00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:25,363 when old people know when it's gonna rain, but... 384 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,657 he's just--he didn't want me. 385 00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:32,328 He's my dad, and he didn't want me--again. 386 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:37,375 I didn't even see a cow. 387 00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,608 - Hey, Barb... 388 00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:46,626 you want some fudge? 389 00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:48,219 There's just a little left. 390 00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,446 - I lied. 391 00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:54,058 I actually had really big plans for my birthday. 392 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:57,120 I was gonna go on a Jimmy Buffet cruise. 393 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,454 - Oh. - Even prepaid 394 00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,214 for the all-you-can-drink margarita pass. 395 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,399 But I haven't sold a single home 396 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,401 since I've been back here in Flatch. 397 00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:06,129 Not one. So I can't afford a cheeseburger, 398 00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:08,648 much less one in paradise. 399 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,299 - Maybe you'll go next year. 400 00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,409 - [chuckles] 401 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,654 I thought my life would be on track by now. 402 00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:16,822 I mean, I'm almost [bleep], 403 00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:21,661 and I am broke and single and living back in my hometown. 404 00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:23,421 [chuckles] 405 00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:25,148 Do you have any idea what it's like 406 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,999 to be a Flatch in Flatch? 407 00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:29,502 - Being a Kennedy in Hyannis Port. 408 00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:31,763 Amazing, I bet. 409 00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:34,006 - Give me that. - Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 410 00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:35,491 I've been waiting for someone to ask. 411 00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:37,827 - Everywhere I look, everywhere I go, 412 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,437 this Flatch built that, 413 00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:43,516 or this Flatch achieved that, or... 414 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:46,093 Oh, this Flatch died in some really cool way. 415 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,837 But Barb Flatch? 416 00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:49,280 Barb Flatch hasn't done a thing. 417 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:51,115 - That is not true, Barb. 418 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,117 - Yeah, it's true. Please don't, Kelly. 419 00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:56,512 I'm sorry, but this video is-- it's pointless. 420 00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:59,015 Those butter guys are never gonna bring it to Flatch. 421 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,942 It's old and useless, just like me. 422 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,519 Let it go. 423 00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:06,005 - Wait-- - It's not gonna happen. 424 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,117 - Wow. - [sighs] I know. 425 00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:11,636 She took the binder. 426 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,515 [both sigh] 427 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,718 - You sure you don't want anything 428 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,645 from the sell or donate piles? 429 00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:22,205 - I should stop here. 430 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:24,298 Thanks for letting me "shop Cheryl." 431 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,633 - [laughs] Hey, I bet that Mandy here 432 00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:27,893 could help you haul it all home. 433 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,379 You can borrow my truck. You can't keep it, though. 434 00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,657 - Sure, I'd love to. - Oh, that's fine. 435 00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:33,899 There's enough room in my car, 436 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,885 especially since I'm not taking the couch. 437 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,386 - Oh, yeah, okay. 438 00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,938 Sure, yeah. - Thank you. 439 00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:41,557 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, 440 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:43,576 Renee, if that's your real name. 441 00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:44,818 - It is? 442 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,320 - You're taking half my stuff, 443 00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:48,414 but you are not taking the couch? 444 00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:50,583 - Cheryl... - I mean, this couch 445 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,510 is an incredible catch. 446 00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:54,920 If you think you're too good for this couch, 447 00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,848 which, by the way, is impossible, 448 00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:59,666 because look at her, then, yes, you can skedaddle. 449 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,853 - I am gonna skedaddle, 450 00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:04,096 but to be clear, 451 00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,524 I don't think I'm too good for you. 452 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:10,770 Honestly, I'd love to take you on a date. 453 00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,513 But your friend is... 454 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:13,698 a lot. 455 00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,091 - She's a part of the package. 456 00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:16,884 Take it or leave it. - That's nice. 457 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:19,186 - Oh, also, you gonna have to leave everything here. 458 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,372 None of it was for sale. I lied, and I panicked. 459 00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:23,099 I just wanted you to stay. 460 00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:25,543 - That's intense but also... 461 00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:27,119 kind of flattering. 462 00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:30,381 - Exactly the-- the vibe I was goin' for. 463 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,109 [both chuckle] - I'll text you later. 464 00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:35,111 But I'm still not taking the couch. 465 00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:36,596 - Yes, heard, Renee. - Okay. 466 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,021 - Why are we stopping? Is it the prunes? 467 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:51,627 - Nope. It's that. 468 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,071 - Piswall's cow? 469 00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,314 - Now you've seen a cow. [car door closes] 470 00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:58,634 You see, Shrub, this trip wasn't a complete loss. 471 00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:01,913 - Okay, well, technically, this is a cheat, 472 00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:05,474 but I actually really appreciate it. 473 00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:06,667 Thank you. 474 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,908 - I know I'm not your dad, but I could be a... 475 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:18,154 kind of stand-in if you need it. 476 00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:21,081 'Cause you know I've got the acting chops. 477 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,992 At least when it comes to playing insects. 478 00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:26,562 [cows moo] 479 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,444 [cow moos] 480 00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:36,355 - Ah, look at her. She is beautiful. 481 00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:38,199 - [moos] 482 00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:46,440 - Barb's been like this for days. 483 00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:49,034 She hasn't even showered, which is weird, 484 00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,777 because she has changed her wigs. 485 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,613 And today's her birthday. 486 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,615 This stops now. 487 00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,617 Hey, there, Barb. 488 00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:58,361 Big day. [chuckles] 489 00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:01,139 Why don't you put down that wine 490 00:19:01,215 --> 00:19:03,975 and come with me? 491 00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:06,144 Okay. [clears throat] Let's just... 492 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,979 Give me that. No, no-- 493 00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:11,874 Why are you so strong? Oh, my-- 494 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:13,392 Okay, come on. Let's go. 495 00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:15,469 Come on, let's go. Get up. 496 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,713 Get out of the cha-- 497 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:18,898 - [sighs] 498 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:21,717 This rug needs to be vacuumed. 499 00:19:21,719 --> 00:19:23,810 - Okay, so I know you said not to make the video... 500 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,312 - Kelly... - I know, I know, I know, 501 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,481 but, you know, maybe we just give it a watch. 502 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,149 Oh, my God, it's playing! What? 503 00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:32,244 Colonel Robert Flatch founded this town in 1810 504 00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:34,063 via latrine, but the Flatch family 505 00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,414 didn't stop there. 506 00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:38,067 That family of hotties just kept doing stuff, 507 00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,069 performing unlicensed surgeries, 508 00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:41,345 discovering caves-- 509 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:43,255 truly a family of overachievers. 510 00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:46,017 But who cares about all those guys? 511 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:47,668 They're all old and dead. 512 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,745 Lucky for us, there's still one Flatch 513 00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:51,022 who's alive as hell. 514 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,431 - Welcome to Flatch. 515 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:53,766 - Barb Flatch. 516 00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:56,101 And Barb's not just the hotty of all hotties 517 00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,771 who won Best Smile four years in a row. 518 00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,256 She's back in Flatch 519 00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:03,609 doing everything she can to make it a better place. 520 00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:06,520 Okay, Barb's a job creator who hires local artists 521 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,706 and mentors the town's young women. 522 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:11,934 Selectwoman Barb Flatch is giving back to this town 523 00:20:11,953 --> 00:20:14,119 with her time and energy. 524 00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:15,713 She's truly invested. 525 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,456 If you bring the Butter Bust Museum to Flatch, 526 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:21,277 she'll throw herself into making it a success... 527 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:24,113 just like she's helping all of us. 528 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:25,681 Yeah, she is. [smooches] 529 00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:30,953 - [chuckles, clears throat] 530 00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,480 I love it. 531 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,716 But you--you didn't actually send this 532 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,217 to the butter guys, did you? 533 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,628 [laughter] - Barb! 534 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,980 Of course we sent it. 535 00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:42,222 Not only did we send it, 536 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,741 but they actually responded pretty quick. 537 00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:45,058 - Oh. 538 00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:46,819 - Shall we? ♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪ 539 00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:48,562 "Hey, Kelly." They know my name. 540 00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:50,248 - Oh, my God. They want to come and visit! 541 00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:52,124 Wait. We still have a chance! - Yeah, girl. 542 00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:53,993 This is totally gonna be your year! 543 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:55,253 - Speaking of... 544 00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,813 Toot, toot! All aboard! 545 00:20:57,906 --> 00:21:01,984 - ♪ Nibblin' on sponge cake ♪ 546 00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:04,837 ♪ Watchin' the sun bake... ♪ 547 00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:07,490 - ♪ Happy birthday to me ♪ 548 00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:09,416 Whoo! - Whoo! 549 00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:11,769 Okay, this is just like a cruise, right? 550 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,604 Except no food poisoning. - I love it. 551 00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:16,757 - [laughs] Why is it your birthday, but I'm so happy? 552 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,277 - 'Cause you love me. - Yeah. 553 00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:22,338 [horn honks] 554 00:21:22,356 --> 00:21:25,616 ♪ Wastin' away again in la loo bah dah ♪ 555 00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:26,842 - Cheers! 556 00:21:26,861 --> 00:21:28,452 ♪ ♪ 557 00:21:28,529 --> 00:21:33,499 - ♪ Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt ♪