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- Shrub's been really
into butter sculpting.
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- It's a tricky medium.
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It's very slippery.
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- He thinks
he's gonna get displayed
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at the Butter Bust Museum,
depending where it ends up--
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Flatch.
- Dude, I'm a shoo-in.
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How much competition
could there really be?
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- Shrub, what the heck? That is
not what my face looks like!
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Look at my neck!
- You want me to compromise...
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- Yeah!
- My vision? Yeah, okay.
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Easily.
- Shave it down.
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Great.
- Okay, I'll shave it down.
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I'll shave it down right there.
Now it looks just like you!
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- I mean, she's kind of cute.
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[breathes deeply]
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Action!
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[hinges squeaking]
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- Welcome to Flatch.
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"When Colonel Robert Flatch
dug this latrine at age 25,
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"he had no idea a town
would spring up around it.
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"I'm Barb Flatch,
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and that man was my
great-great-great grandfather."
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- No, cut, cut, sorry.
You're missing a great.
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It's your great-great-
great-great grandfather.
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Look, wait, look.
- Oh, here's the binder.
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- Here, look,
this is him, okay?
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And certainly handsome.
- Nadine, stop ruining takes.
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Okay? That was close enough.
- Close enough
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isn't good enough.
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Okay? I promised you
full access
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to Historical Society records,
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providing you maintain
full historical accuracy.
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- That isn't true, is it?
- In what way?
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- Hmm, because I still haven't
met the Flatch Mummy.
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- Oh, my God,
for the millionth time,
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there is no Flatch Mummy.
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- Ladies, let's take five.
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So Stan and Geoffrey,
the guys from
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the Butter Bust Museum
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are actually going to look
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at our rival town, Pockton,
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to see if they want that to be
the home of the museum.
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- Frickin' Pockton.
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I mean, they're dry toasters
for sure.
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They don't even use butter.
- So we're making this video
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to make sure that the
Butter Bust Museum comes here.
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- That's right, okay?
We're shooting a town promo.
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Uh-oh! Might just have
to make a documentary
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out of your documentary.
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What's it feel like?
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- Next stop--Kentucky.
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Shrub's auditioning for a play
outside of Louisville,
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and he asked me to drive him,
and as a former performer,
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I'm the perfect person
to take him.
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- Yeah. Also, I'm--I'm just
a really bad highway driver.
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It's just--it's too fast,
it's too furious,
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and I just--I get overwhelmed.
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And on top of that,
I get really distracted,
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every time I drive by cows.
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Cows are my favorite
barnyard animal.
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Sheep get all the hype,
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but they're actually
just so much more beautiful.
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- Ooh! Forgot the road prunes.
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It's kind of a great time
for me to get out of town.
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Cheryl's moving her stuff out
after our breakup.
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It's been hard.
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But she's not getting
these road prunes.
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[chuckles]
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- Okay, Joe doesn't know this--
no one does--
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so don't tell anyone,
but the real reason
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I'm going to Louisville
is to meet my dad,
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Lloyd Sr.
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I'm auditioning for his play.
He's, like, a director.
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He has, like, a theater company
and everything.
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They're doing a play called
"Chrysalis,"
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and I'm gonna get a part,
and we're gonna spend
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times of time together,
and then, you know,
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when we're accepting
the Oscar for best play,
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I'll reveal the truth.
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"I was your son
the whole time," you know?
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Whaah!
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But then again,
I also see a scenario
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where we meet today,
we lock eyes,
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and he knows exactly
who I am, you know?
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A Lloyd Mallet connection.
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Uh, anyway,
we're gonna be late.
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Binghoffer, dude, we got to go!
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- Coming.
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- Sorry. I-I thought
you'd be gone already.
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- Yeah, I forgot
the road prunes.
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Shrub and I,
we're going to Louisville.
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We're gonna be gone
for a while,
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so you and Mandy can...
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- Oh, uh, yeah, uh...
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okay.
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Well...bye.
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- Bye.
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- I am going to be Airbnb-ing
Nan's old place from Barb,
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but I can't take
all of this with me.
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It's just...
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a lot of this
reminds me of Joe...
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like this.
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We went to the aquarium--
Joe got freaked out
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because he thought the fish
had faces that were too human.
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Time to let all of that go.
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Just focus on me.
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Be single.
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- Hey, think I might know
a buyer for your couch.
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- Really? Who?
- Just a woman
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I been talking to online--
Renee.
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- They say that the best way
to get out of one relationship
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is to get into another.
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It didn't specify
it had to be yours.
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- Not that
it's any of your business,
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but Renee and I met
in the comments section
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on Home Depot's Instagram.
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She had a righteous anger
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about the increased price
of potting soil.
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I was right there with her.
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And then we took it
to the DMs.
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One thing led to another,
and now we're texting.
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She's cool, real cool.
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- Well, you should
invite her over.
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It's a perfect excuse
to meet up.
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It's a meet-couch.
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It's a meet-couch...
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like a meet-cute.
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- Yeah. O-okay.
I'll shoot her a text.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Why don't you be careful
when you turn the pages, okay?
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We don't want anything to rip.
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- I could figure out
what I have to shoot next
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a lot faster if you'd let me
hold the binder.
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- Well, you're lucky I'm not
making you wear gloves.
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- You're backseat bindering.
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- Slow, slow, slow,
slow, slow, slow, slow...
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- Oh...
[snickers]
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Barb, Barb, Barb,
there's an entire page on you.
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- What?
- Stalker. Stalker alert.
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- I'm not a stalker.
This is an historical dossier.
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- What do you get--Hey, how do
you know my blood type?
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I don't even know
my blood type.
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- Well, just another service
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the Historical Society
provides.
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- [laughing] Brace face!
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- Hey, you can laugh and make
fun of me all you want to,
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but I won Best Smile
four years in a row
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because of those braces,
thank you very much.
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- Maybe I should get some.
Your birthday's this Thursday?
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Barb, that's huge!
We have to do something.
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- Oh, I already called
my skywriting guy.
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We're gonna do skywriting.
- God, we're not skywriting.
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We're not gonna do anything,
we're not gonna plan anything.
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- Except skywriting,
and then that's it
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after the skywriting.
- We're not gonna skywrite,
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because--look, look, listen,
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girls, when you're my age,
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your birthday's
just another day.
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It's really not
that big of a deal.
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I'm turning [bleep].
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So what?
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I mean, who celebrates
turning [bleep]?
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Dumb.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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Let me see my chapter.
- Oh, it's uh, it's just a page
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right now.
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- Oh, so...all you got
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is my name, my birthday,
my blood type,
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and a picture of me
with braces.
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- Yeah. Well, you know,
you're Flatch-in-progress.
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- That's...all you got,
though?
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- Yeah, well, you're not
dead yet, okay?
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Like, I don't know, maybe
the Flatch Mummy.
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- Don't say the Flatch Mummy!
Don't--stop.
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There is no
Flatch Mummy.
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There may be a mummy.
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- You have the right address
for the theater?
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This seems like
a residential neighborhood.
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- [gasps] Ohh...there he is.
Dad.
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Uh, the dir...ector.
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The...director guy.
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Wow, look at him.
He is...
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[whispers] Wow.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- What are you doing?
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- Um...
- You okay?
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- I was just--buggin' me.
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- Hello, beautiful people,
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and welcome to
the Lloyd Bush Acting Studio!
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Temporarily located
in my landlord's garage.
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Thank you again, Dwayne.
Blessings.
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- You, like, live here?
Like, in the garage?
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- Uh...yes, yes, indeed, I do.
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- Wow.
- But not to worry.
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There'll be no favoritism
here today.
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Dwayne is auditioning
just like the rest of you.
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- Dude, this place
is incredible.
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What--you have the whole
place to yourself?
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Are you kidding me?
- Is this a bit?
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- Uh...a bit what?
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- You're an eager guy.
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Would you like to kick off
the auditions?
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- Uh, I have to...
t-talk to my...agent,
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uh, real quick.
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Um...
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[whispering] I feel like
I'm gonna throw up
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a little bit.
- No, no, no.
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- Just a tiny bit.
- You're not gonna throw up.
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Don't throw up.
If you throw up, I throw up.
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I hate throwing up.
- I'm gonna probably throw up.
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- I-it's nerves, okay?
It's nerves.
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- Okay.
- It's totally normal.
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Okay, don't worry, Shrub.
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This strange man's garage
is a safe space.
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I'll give you a little advice
from my A-Men days.
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- Please.
- Shut your brain off.
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Let your heart take over.
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- Well, if it's so easy,
why don't you do it?
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- Yeah. Sure, why not?
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I'll go first.
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- An agent willing to step
in the shoes of his client?
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[applause]
I am impressed.
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- Thank you.
- All right.
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You're gonna be reading
the part of Mr. Caterpillar.
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- Oh.
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- So just feel free
to kind of...
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make it your own, okay?
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Okeydokey.
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[softly]
Caterpillar.
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- Action.
- Action.
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- "We stand here
at the Silver Scalpel,
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"a memorial
to Frederick Flatch,
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"my great-uncle twice removed.
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"Despite never attending
medical school,
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"Frederick performed
Flatch's first surgery
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at the age of 31."
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Frederick's patient
died on the table,
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but, I mean,
it's still impressive.
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The closest I've ever gotten
to performing surgery
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is piercing my own ears.
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And, you know, they got
infected about a month later.
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Definitely never gonna win
the Best Ears contest.
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[laughs] It's fine, though,
'cause I win other contests.
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Lots of 'em.
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[knock on door]
- She's here!
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Oh, gosh.
Why did I hide?
247
00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:51,588
- Take it easy.
Be chill.
248
00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:53,532
- Chill? I'm chill.
249
00:08:56,278 --> 00:08:57,277
- Mandy.
250
00:08:57,353 --> 00:08:58,519
Hey.
251
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,781
- Renee, hey.
Nice to, uh, finally meet you.
252
00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:02,949
- You too.
253
00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:04,934
- Hi!
254
00:09:04,953 --> 00:09:07,103
I'm Cheryl, Mandy's friend.
255
00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:09,956
The couch lady.
Isn't she beautiful?
256
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,550
I designed her myself.
257
00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:13,218
Uh, the color and the fabric.
258
00:09:13,369 --> 00:09:15,202
I-I chose one
of the two options.
259
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,390
- It might be too big
for my studio.
260
00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:19,558
- Oh.
261
00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,785
Well, wait.
Don't leave yet.
262
00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:23,878
Uh, I mean, are you looking
for something else?
263
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,566
'Cause everything here
is on sale.
264
00:09:27,642 --> 00:09:29,550
- Rad! Really?
265
00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:30,810
Everything?
266
00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,313
- Uh...
- [mouthing words]
267
00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:34,981
- Yep!
268
00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,649
Everything must go.
269
00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:38,059
- Wow!
- And she'll give you
270
00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,727
a good price, too.
- Oh!
271
00:09:39,821 --> 00:09:41,079
Get out of town!
272
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,488
- [mouthing words]
- You rule!
273
00:09:42,565 --> 00:09:43,748
- [giggles]
274
00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,309
- [deep voice]
She flew away,
275
00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:51,147
leavin' me behind
on the cold, hard ground.
276
00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,924
[voice breaking]
But there's one thing
277
00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:55,819
that Lady Ladybug doesn't know.
278
00:09:55,821 --> 00:09:59,489
I'm inching toward
something new.
279
00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:03,009
[huskily]
And one day soon,
280
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,395
I'm gonna be...
281
00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:10,275
A butterfly.
282
00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:13,336
[imitating wings flapping]
283
00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:14,988
Scene.
284
00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:20,510
- That was beautiful.
285
00:10:20,528 --> 00:10:22,621
- I really connected
with the character.
286
00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:24,372
Hoo!
287
00:10:25,942 --> 00:10:27,274
[whispering]
You got this, okay?
288
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,086
Turn your brain off,
heart on.
289
00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:34,090
- [clears throat]
290
00:10:37,028 --> 00:10:39,379
[stiffly] I was drawn to her
immediately.
291
00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:43,216
Shiny red shell,
beautiful black...spots.
292
00:10:43,368 --> 00:10:45,292
Hold on, let me just, um...
293
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,537
- Okay, do whatever
makes you feel comfortable.
294
00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:49,797
Try it, uh,
another way, if you like.
295
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,042
- [chuckles]
That's, uh, literally
296
00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:54,653
maybe the best note
I've ever heard--thank you.
297
00:10:54,771 --> 00:10:58,323
'Cause I--actually,
I do a really good Gollum.
298
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,383
[snarling]
299
00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:02,719
[as Gollum]
I was drawn to her
300
00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:05,163
shiny red shell,
301
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,999
beautiful black spotses,
302
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,984
beautiful black eyes.
303
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,561
Gollum!
- Okay!
304
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:12,671
- Gollum!
305
00:11:12,822 --> 00:11:13,913
[scattered applause]
- Thank you.
306
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,823
Ha ha. Thank you.
But, um, I actually--
307
00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,008
I can keep going.
308
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,584
There's--
- No, no, no, I-I--
309
00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:21,346
No, I've seen enough.
You are, uh, certainly...
310
00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:22,514
creative.
311
00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:24,532
- Yes.
- But I-I just...
312
00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:28,061
don't think you're right
for my production.
313
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,674
- I--
[muttering]
314
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,601
Um...dude, I-I--
315
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,697
I literally am your production.
316
00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:40,198
[huffs]
Oh, my God!
317
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,091
- Don't take this personally!
318
00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:45,611
- Oh, I will, actually.
- Keep acting!
319
00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:48,039
Let this fuel you!
320
00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:49,599
[door closes]
321
00:11:49,692 --> 00:11:51,126
He'll be okay.
322
00:11:52,604 --> 00:11:54,295
Mr. Caterpillar.
323
00:12:00,612 --> 00:12:01,535
- [bleep]!
324
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,962
- Performing again
was amazing.
325
00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:06,057
What a rush!
There's nothing like it.
326
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,451
But, of course, you know,
I couldn't accept the part.
327
00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:12,305
I can't drive to Louisville
twice a week for rehearsals...
328
00:12:12,381 --> 00:12:15,308
unless I made
a church trip out of it.
329
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,550
No, no.
330
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,219
No, Dwayne should have it.
331
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,221
His performance
was out of this world.
332
00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:22,407
- Oh, my God!
Can we go home now?
333
00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:24,150
- Yeah. Sorry!
334
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,995
- God.
- Let's go back to Flatch.
335
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:42,293
[indistinct chatter]
336
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,836
- Okay, rolling,
337
00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,080
set...action!
338
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,174
- "Discovered in 1932
by little Caroline Flatch
339
00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:50,693
"at the age of 6,
the passageways of the caves
340
00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:52,345
"span more than 11 miles.
341
00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:53,846
"Today the caves
are open for tours
342
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:57,358
and a major destination
for local school field trips."
343
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,336
- Okay.
- Okay!
344
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,096
- It sounded more exciting
on these.
345
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,673
- You look good.
346
00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:05,283
- Barely out of the womb,
and Caroline frickin' Flatch
347
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:06,951
discovers
a frickin' cave system.
348
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,344
You know what?
349
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,013
You guys go figure out where
we're gonna go next.
350
00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:11,347
I'm gonna go pan
for fake fossils
351
00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:12,791
in the fake prospector's creek
352
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,626
because that's what I am--
a fake.
353
00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:17,945
- What?
354
00:13:18,023 --> 00:13:19,388
Fake fossils?
355
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,207
Dude, that's
my entire retirement plan!
356
00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:22,375
- That's not a plan.
357
00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:24,377
- Yeah, it is.
What's your plan?
358
00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:26,120
- Well, I have a 401(k).
- 401--
359
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,288
Now you're just doing riddles.
360
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,224
I don't have
time for this, Nadine.
361
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,793
- Road prune?
362
00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:34,962
- I'm not hungry.
363
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,873
- Do you want to play I Spy?
- No, I don't.
364
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,042
I really just don't want
to talk, actually.
365
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,561
- Do you know how many
boy bands rejected me
366
00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:43,137
before A-Men?
367
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,064
Like, I don't actually
want to tell you the answer
368
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,549
because it's really
embarrassing,
369
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,494
but I'm gonna tell you
if it'll make you feel better.
370
00:13:51,056 --> 00:13:52,238
[bleep] times.
371
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:54,240
- No, dude, it's not
about the audition, dude.
372
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,817
My Gollum killed, obviously.
373
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,744
- Then what's wrong, Shrug?
374
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:01,747
- [sighs]
375
00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:05,009
Lloyd is my dad.
376
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,178
Like, the director guy.
377
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:10,756
- Oh.
378
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:12,183
Wow.
379
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,260
- I mean, he didn't know
I was coming,
380
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:17,413
but still, like, I thought
maybe he might have, like...
381
00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:19,840
a connection to me,
you know, like, a--
382
00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:21,601
like, a Spidey sense or, like,
383
00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:25,363
when old people know
when it's gonna rain, but...
384
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,657
he's just--he didn't want me.
385
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:32,328
He's my dad,
and he didn't want me--again.
386
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:37,375
I didn't even see a cow.
387
00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,608
- Hey, Barb...
388
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:46,626
you want some fudge?
389
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:48,219
There's just a little left.
390
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,446
- I lied.
391
00:14:50,465 --> 00:14:54,058
I actually had really big plans
for my birthday.
392
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:57,120
I was gonna go
on a Jimmy Buffet cruise.
393
00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,454
- Oh.
- Even prepaid
394
00:14:58,456 --> 00:15:00,214
for the all-you-can-drink
margarita pass.
395
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,399
But I haven't sold
a single home
396
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,401
since I've been
back here in Flatch.
397
00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:06,129
Not one. So I can't afford
a cheeseburger,
398
00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:08,648
much less one in paradise.
399
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,299
- Maybe you'll go next year.
400
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,409
- [chuckles]
401
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,654
I thought my life
would be on track by now.
402
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:16,822
I mean, I'm almost [bleep],
403
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:21,661
and I am broke and single
and living back in my hometown.
404
00:15:21,813 --> 00:15:23,421
[chuckles]
405
00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:25,148
Do you have any idea
what it's like
406
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,999
to be a Flatch in Flatch?
407
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:29,502
- Being a Kennedy
in Hyannis Port.
408
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:31,763
Amazing, I bet.
409
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:34,006
- Give me that.
- Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
410
00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:35,491
I've been waiting
for someone to ask.
411
00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:37,827
- Everywhere I look,
everywhere I go,
412
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,437
this Flatch built that,
413
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:43,516
or this Flatch
achieved that, or...
414
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:46,093
Oh, this Flatch died
in some really cool way.
415
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,837
But Barb Flatch?
416
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:49,280
Barb Flatch
hasn't done a thing.
417
00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:51,115
- That is not true, Barb.
418
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,117
- Yeah, it's true.
Please don't, Kelly.
419
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:56,512
I'm sorry, but this video is--
it's pointless.
420
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:59,015
Those butter guys are never
gonna bring it to Flatch.
421
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,942
It's old and useless,
just like me.
422
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,519
Let it go.
423
00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:06,005
- Wait--
- It's not gonna happen.
424
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,117
- Wow.
- [sighs] I know.
425
00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:11,636
She took the binder.
426
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,515
[both sigh]
427
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,718
- You sure you
don't want anything
428
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,645
from the sell or donate piles?
429
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:22,205
- I should stop here.
430
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:24,298
Thanks for letting me
"shop Cheryl."
431
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,633
- [laughs]
Hey, I bet that Mandy here
432
00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:27,893
could help you haul it
all home.
433
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,379
You can borrow my truck.
You can't keep it, though.
434
00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,657
- Sure, I'd love to.
- Oh, that's fine.
435
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:33,899
There's enough room in my car,
436
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,885
especially since
I'm not taking the couch.
437
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,386
- Oh, yeah, okay.
438
00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,938
Sure, yeah.
- Thank you.
439
00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:41,557
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
440
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:43,576
Renee, if that's your
real name.
441
00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:44,818
- It is?
442
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,320
- You're taking half my stuff,
443
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:48,414
but you are not taking
the couch?
444
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:50,583
- Cheryl...
- I mean, this couch
445
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:52,510
is an incredible catch.
446
00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:54,920
If you think you're too good
for this couch,
447
00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,848
which, by the way,
is impossible,
448
00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:59,666
because look at her,
then, yes, you can skedaddle.
449
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,853
- I am gonna skedaddle,
450
00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:04,096
but to be clear,
451
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,524
I don't think
I'm too good for you.
452
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:10,770
Honestly, I'd love to take you
on a date.
453
00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,513
But your friend is...
454
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:13,698
a lot.
455
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,091
- She's a part of the package.
456
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:16,884
Take it or leave it.
- That's nice.
457
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:19,186
- Oh, also, you gonna
have to leave everything here.
458
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,372
None of it was for sale.
I lied, and I panicked.
459
00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:23,099
I just wanted you to stay.
460
00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:25,543
- That's intense but also...
461
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:27,119
kind of flattering.
462
00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:30,381
- Exactly the--
the vibe I was goin' for.
463
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,109
[both chuckle]
- I'll text you later.
464
00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:35,111
But I'm still
not taking the couch.
465
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:36,596
- Yes, heard, Renee.
- Okay.
466
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,021
- Why are we stopping?
Is it the prunes?
467
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:51,627
- Nope. It's that.
468
00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,071
- Piswall's cow?
469
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,314
- Now you've seen a cow.
[car door closes]
470
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:58,634
You see, Shrub, this trip
wasn't a complete loss.
471
00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:01,913
- Okay, well, technically,
this is a cheat,
472
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:05,474
but I actually
really appreciate it.
473
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:06,667
Thank you.
474
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,908
- I know I'm not your dad,
but I could be a...
475
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:18,154
kind of stand-in
if you need it.
476
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:21,081
'Cause you know
I've got the acting chops.
477
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,992
At least when it comes
to playing insects.
478
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:26,562
[cows moo]
479
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,444
[cow moos]
480
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:36,355
- Ah, look at her.
She is beautiful.
481
00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:38,199
- [moos]
482
00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:46,440
- Barb's been like this
for days.
483
00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:49,034
She hasn't even showered,
which is weird,
484
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,777
because she has changed
her wigs.
485
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,613
And today's her birthday.
486
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,615
This stops now.
487
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,617
Hey, there, Barb.
488
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:58,361
Big day.
[chuckles]
489
00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:01,139
Why don't you put down
that wine
490
00:19:01,215 --> 00:19:03,975
and come with me?
491
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:06,144
Okay. [clears throat]
Let's just...
492
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,979
Give me that. No, no--
493
00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:11,874
Why are you so strong?
Oh, my--
494
00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:13,392
Okay, come on.
Let's go.
495
00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:15,469
Come on, let's go.
Get up.
496
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,713
Get out of the cha--
497
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:18,898
- [sighs]
498
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:21,717
This rug needs to be vacuumed.
499
00:19:21,719 --> 00:19:23,810
- Okay, so I know you said
not to make the video...
500
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,312
- Kelly...
- I know, I know, I know,
501
00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,481
but, you know,
maybe we just give it a watch.
502
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,149
Oh, my God, it's playing!
What?
503
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:32,244
Colonel Robert Flatch
founded this town in 1810
504
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:34,063
via latrine,
but the Flatch family
505
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,414
didn't stop there.
506
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:38,067
That family of hotties
just kept doing stuff,
507
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,069
performing
unlicensed surgeries,
508
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:41,345
discovering caves--
509
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:43,255
truly a family
of overachievers.
510
00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:46,017
But who cares about
all those guys?
511
00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:47,668
They're all old and dead.
512
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,745
Lucky for us,
there's still one Flatch
513
00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:51,022
who's alive as hell.
514
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,431
- Welcome to Flatch.
515
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:53,766
- Barb Flatch.
516
00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:56,101
And Barb's not just
the hotty of all hotties
517
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,771
who won Best Smile
four years in a row.
518
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,256
She's back in Flatch
519
00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:03,609
doing everything she can
to make it a better place.
520
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:06,520
Okay, Barb's a job creator
who hires local artists
521
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,706
and mentors
the town's young women.
522
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:11,934
Selectwoman Barb Flatch
is giving back to this town
523
00:20:11,953 --> 00:20:14,119
with her time and energy.
524
00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:15,713
She's truly invested.
525
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,456
If you bring the
Butter Bust Museum to Flatch,
526
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:21,277
she'll throw herself
into making it a success...
527
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:24,113
just like she's helping
all of us.
528
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:25,681
Yeah, she is.
[smooches]
529
00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:30,953
- [chuckles, clears throat]
530
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,480
I love it.
531
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,716
But you--you didn't actually
send this
532
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,217
to the butter guys, did you?
533
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,628
[laughter]
- Barb!
534
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,980
Of course we sent it.
535
00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:42,222
Not only did we send it,
536
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,741
but they actually responded
pretty quick.
537
00:20:43,892 --> 00:20:45,058
- Oh.
538
00:20:45,152 --> 00:20:46,819
- Shall we?
♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
539
00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:48,562
"Hey, Kelly."
They know my name.
540
00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:50,248
- Oh, my God.
They want to come and visit!
541
00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:52,124
Wait. We still have a chance!
- Yeah, girl.
542
00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:53,993
This is totally
gonna be your year!
543
00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:55,253
- Speaking of...
544
00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,813
Toot, toot!
All aboard!
545
00:20:57,906 --> 00:21:01,984
- ♪ Nibblin' on sponge cake ♪
546
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:04,837
♪ Watchin' the sun bake... ♪
547
00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:07,490
- ♪ Happy birthday to me ♪
548
00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:09,416
Whoo!
- Whoo!
549
00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:11,769
Okay, this is just like
a cruise, right?
550
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,604
Except no food poisoning.
- I love it.
551
00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:16,757
- [laughs] Why is it your
birthday, but I'm so happy?
552
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,277
- 'Cause you love me.
- Yeah.
553
00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:22,338
[horn honks]
554
00:21:22,356 --> 00:21:25,616
♪ Wastin' away again
in la loo bah dah ♪
555
00:21:25,693 --> 00:21:26,842
- Cheers!
556
00:21:26,861 --> 00:21:28,452
♪ ♪
557
00:21:28,529 --> 00:21:33,499
- ♪ Searchin'
for my lost shaker of salt ♪