1 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:07,050 Promo Bonus 300%. Bonus Langsung setiap hari 2 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:09,050 Gabung sekarang di mantulbanget.net 3 00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:11,050 Situs dengan Winrate terbesar di Indonesia 4 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:13,950 Did your brother say he was joining us for lunch? 5 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,320 Yeah. He said maybe. 6 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,230 - What is that? - What? 7 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:24,930 - What is going on? - Do you feel that? 8 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,200 I feel shaky. 9 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:49,820 Headquarters. 10 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:51,320 A what? 11 00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:12,040 Come in here. 12 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,730 All right. How's that smoke? Good? All right. 13 00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:37,440 Here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling. 14 00:02:37,470 --> 00:02:41,670 Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine? 15 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:44,510 But the main thing is we need to hide your body more. 16 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,960 Wee Man! Whoa! Wee Man! 17 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,870 Fucking look! Wee Man, right there! 18 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:19,510 Ow! 19 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,020 Oh! 20 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,970 There! Fire! 21 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:57,180 What? 22 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,220 Whoo! 23 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:03,990 Fire this way! 24 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:10,930 Fire! Shoot it! 25 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,130 Oh... settle down, big fella. 26 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,240 This is all just a big misunderstanding. 27 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:27,510 We can work this out like pals. 28 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:30,140 Settle! Settle! Set... 29 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,930 Oh, no! Oh, no! 30 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:08,180 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass! 31 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:21,790 Hey. Steve-O, how does it feel to be on set 20 years later? 32 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,200 Man, it's uh... 33 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,900 ...it's pretty heavy, dude. 34 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:32,640 You think about how the last movie had, like, the credits, 35 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:36,010 which showed us when we first started and it was ten years later... 36 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,880 - Yeah. - And now it's another ten years. 37 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:40,450 I gotta say, I look great, though. 38 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,580 You look 20 millions... 39 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,620 Yeah. 40 00:06:43,650 --> 00:06:45,280 That's how my dogs jumped up on the... 41 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:47,920 The big one lays down and the little one gets on top there. 42 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:49,420 Lance. 43 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,430 Oh, my God! 44 00:06:55,460 --> 00:06:59,230 Yeah! Poopies! Poopies! 45 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,970 That was really uncool. 46 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,770 Do you feel the vibration? 47 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:05,770 - Wow! - Oh, shit! 48 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,510 Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is a human ramp. 49 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,480 That's Dave Gravette. Come on, we gotta go. 50 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:14,650 Fuck, we gotta go. 51 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,710 Someone's being a little dramatic. 52 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,520 Come on. Oh, my God, we gotta go. 53 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:21,020 Here he goes. 54 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:22,120 He's coming! 55 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,220 - Here, watch this. - There he is. 56 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:25,320 Brace yourselves. 57 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:28,430 Oh, my goodness! 58 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,040 Oh, God! You all right? 59 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,240 Yeah! 60 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:38,970 Wow! 61 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,040 You're not filming my bald spot are you? 62 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:41,970 No, no, no. 63 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,110 You all right? 64 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,320 God damn it, is that why you put that camera...? 65 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:58,760 No more bald spot! 66 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,330 All right, here we go! 67 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:06,370 Oh! 68 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,670 Shit! 69 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,400 Oh, my... Oh, what happened? 70 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:13,040 Oh, man, fuck this. I gotta just get up and walk this off. 71 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,240 Yeah! 72 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,380 Oh! 73 00:08:23,050 --> 00:08:24,180 Backfire! 74 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:29,390 You look like the Kool-Aid man. 75 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:33,660 It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the human ramp. 76 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:35,060 Goodbye, human ramp! 77 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, fuck! 78 00:08:37,930 --> 00:08:39,430 We're gonna fuckin' die! 79 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:40,470 Two, one... 80 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,440 Whoa! 81 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:46,470 Oh! 82 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:47,740 - All right! - Oh, my God. 83 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:48,840 Man falling. 84 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:51,910 Holy shit! Yes! Fuck yes! 85 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:54,250 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, yes! 86 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,310 I'm so glad I put this... 87 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:57,720 Oh! 88 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:01,120 That was awesome. 89 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:05,190 I don't think Preston's okay. 90 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,790 Motherfucker! 91 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,900 Oh, dude, my back. That hurt so bad. 92 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,500 Oh, my God. 93 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:12,800 Well done, Preston. 94 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,600 All right, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 95 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,040 Welcome to the dum dum game. 96 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,970 Oh! I'm... I'm sorry, dude. 97 00:09:21,010 --> 00:09:22,680 Are you fucking kidding me? 98 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,810 I... 99 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,150 My hand hit the button! 100 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:28,250 Oh, my God! 101 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,550 Oh! 102 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,020 Is that... 103 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,050 Fuck! 104 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,850 God! 105 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:35,250 Dick pain hurts. 106 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,490 All right, let's play this game. 107 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:43,200 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to the dum dum game. 108 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:46,900 Our lucky contestants are going to be answering trivia questions. 109 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:49,170 All these questions are on a fourth-grade level. 110 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,000 If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear, 111 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,740 and if you get them wrong... 112 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:55,470 Oh, boy! 113 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,740 Last man standing is the winner. 114 00:09:57,780 --> 00:10:00,980 Okay, first question. Poopies. 115 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:03,150 "Jenny has two plates of 12 cookies. 116 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:05,820 Frank has four plates of six cookies. 117 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:07,590 Who has more cookies?" 118 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:08,690 Jen! 119 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,720 Jesus Christ! 120 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:16,630 I can't do math! 121 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:23,940 I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies. 122 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:25,270 - I won't... - Yeah, thanks, Johnny. 123 00:10:26,870 --> 00:10:28,310 Dude! 124 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,780 Okay, Ehren! 125 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:32,880 Please spell the word "dumbbell". 126 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:34,710 "Dumbbell". 127 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,220 D-u-m-b... 128 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,590 What is it? 129 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,320 D-u-m... 130 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,230 b-e-l-l? 131 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,000 Oh, God! 132 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,100 Sorry, that was wrong. 133 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:58,540 Don't be a dumbbell! 134 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:04,440 Poopies. Who played the piano on Elton John's album Madman Across the Water? 135 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:08,980 Um... 136 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,480 What's his name? 137 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:12,990 Elton. 138 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,420 Elton John! 139 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:16,790 Oh, that is correct! 140 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,660 That is correct, Poopies. 141 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:22,160 I didn't think you were gonna get that one. 142 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,960 At last, see, you're doin' good! 143 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,270 - Yes! - Way to go! 144 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,130 Fuck, yeah. 145 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,500 Wee Man, question: 146 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:32,270 "What family of instruments does the piano belong to?" 147 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,270 S... 148 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:39,710 Strings. 149 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,880 It's a percussion instrument! 150 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:42,510 I was gonna say that! 151 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,550 I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out. 152 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:51,290 - All right. Good for me. - Some integrity on that. 153 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:55,860 Poopies, if you get this next question wrong Ehren, unfortunately, wins. 154 00:11:55,900 --> 00:12:00,130 "If a square is five inches tall and five inches wide, 155 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,270 what is the area?" 156 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:08,440 Ten inches direct... around. 157 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,680 I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong! 158 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:21,750 Ehren, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button. 159 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,430 But Poopies, that was wrong. 160 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:31,460 Fuck this shit. I'm outta here! Fuck it! 161 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,430 - Ehren! Ehren is the winner! - Ehren won! 162 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:36,670 Yeah! 163 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,340 Ehren is the winner! 164 00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:58,460 Oh, yes! 165 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,540 Oh, my God. 166 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,010 Yeah, that rang my bell! 167 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,310 I took a huge shit in there too. 168 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:17,010 - Oh, my... - Whoo! 169 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:21,010 So today we're gonna bring the cast into this room two at a time 170 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,420 because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt. 171 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:27,390 But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door, 172 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,160 turn out the lights, and make their life a living hell. 173 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:32,790 This is silence of the lambs. 174 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:37,260 Dave England, Ehren McGhehey... 175 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,400 - We have Jules here. Are you excited? - Jules, the snake guy. 176 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,040 - I'm out. See you guys. - Come on, Ehren! 177 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,270 You guys are just peanut gallery for this. 178 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,970 He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake. 179 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,370 He's going to release it on the ground. 180 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,880 Pontius is gonna take a cookie and set in on its head. 181 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:53,910 And then, I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head. 182 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:57,780 This western diamondback rattlesnake is very, very venomous. 183 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:01,220 He will bite you if you get too close to him and he will kill you, or try to. 184 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,290 - I'm not kidding. - Well, let's look at it. 185 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:07,790 - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit! 186 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,500 Oh, my God. 187 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:11,900 Fuck this, man. 188 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,670 Can you feel my heart? 189 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,970 - Wow, dude! - All right. 190 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:20,810 It's going as fast as that rattlesnake. 191 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,940 - That's why I won't do this. - I did your part. 192 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,080 I'm really scared for Johnny right now. 193 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:27,150 All right. Let's put the snake away and get these guys mic'd. 194 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,280 It's time to do this. 195 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:30,450 Big ass snake. 196 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,920 Oh, I know. 197 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,120 All right, switch the bucket. 198 00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,620 Let's get the snake out of the room. 199 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,590 Is there an "antidope" here? 200 00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:45,330 It's getting Knoxville for me. 201 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,070 That's what it's called, anti-venom, not "antidope". 202 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,200 What's "antidope" mean? I don't even know. 203 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,200 - Johnny Knoxville. - They're coming in right now. 204 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,270 All right. You guys ready? 205 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,840 What's "antidope"? 206 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,810 That's like... 207 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,940 Oh, my fucking God! 208 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,180 - No! - No! 209 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:02,750 - God damn! - Oh, fuck you guys! 210 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,220 How... why are we the only ones in here now? 211 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,750 I don't know, dude. 212 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:12,320 - Doggone it! - What? 213 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,730 - Shit! - Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 214 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,430 Welcome to hell! 215 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,930 Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here. 216 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,170 Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield! 217 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,100 So if we get bit we die. 218 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,870 Are you serious? 219 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,470 This is so fucked up! I knew this was going to fucking happen. 220 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,380 Why the fuck did we go down to the basement? 221 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,240 Come on! 222 00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:36,950 Knox, what the fuck? Come on. 223 00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,320 Come on! 224 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,890 What the fuck! 225 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,560 Dude, what the hell? 226 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:47,660 - What the fuck! No, stop! - I knew this was going to happen! 227 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:50,960 Stop! Stop! Oh! Fuck, you guys, dude! 228 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,430 P, where are you? 229 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,900 I'm gonna break that fucking door down. 230 00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:58,940 Do it, Ehren. 231 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,470 Did they just... 232 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,440 Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys! 233 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,950 Fuck it, get the fuck outta here! 234 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:12,820 All right, now go for the bucket and cue the snake sound. 235 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,620 Oh, shit! 236 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,320 Ahh! 237 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,090 - Oh, oh, shit. - Oh, my God! 238 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,230 It might... Guys, stay on the couch. 239 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,130 The fuckin' snake. Stay still. 240 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,000 - Oh, my fucking God. - Hey, guys, honestly, be fuckin' chill. 241 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:31,300 - Holy shit. - This is not cool, seriously, get me the fuck out of here. 242 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,870 Oh, fuck off! 243 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,370 There's the snake, Dave. 244 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,380 Where are you, Ehren? Ehren? Ehren? 245 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,410 What the fuck! Ehren! 246 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,350 How am I supposed to even help you, Dave? 247 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,980 I just need to know you're there. 248 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,490 - Fuck this! - Ehren! 249 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,790 Oh, I got a weapon now, motherfuckers. I got a weapon. 250 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,890 - Don't hit me, Ehren. Ehren! - No, I got a weapon! 251 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,090 - Don't hit me! - You fuckin'... 252 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,060 Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me. 253 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,400 They're knifin' me. 254 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,440 Fuck, there's the door. Dave over here! 255 00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:05,100 - Dave, this way! - Yeah, right! 256 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,470 - Dave, this way! - Fuck that door. 257 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,840 Fuck that. There's something bad over there, probably! 258 00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:08,710 No, I promise! 259 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,540 No, you don't know shit! 260 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,910 There's a door. I just opened it. I swear to God! 261 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:15,350 Oh, wow, how convenient. 262 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,620 Come this way, I swear to God, I'm not lying to you. 263 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:19,680 - Fuck that door. - You're on your own then, fucker! 264 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,990 Ahh, shit! Ahh! 265 00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:26,960 Ehren! 266 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:31,700 What the fuck is going on? 267 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:34,570 I can't even... I can't even fucking do it. 268 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,440 This is fucking scary. Seriously, this is fucked up. 269 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:40,010 This is not cool, dude. 270 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,510 Fuck! What the fuck! His head! 271 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,880 - Oh, my God! Fuck! Oh, fuck. - What? 272 00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:47,750 - Did I just get bit? - Did you get bit? 273 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,880 Dude, I got bit by something! What the fuck was that? 274 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,850 - Fuck! Jeff! He got fuckin' bit! - No way! 275 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:56,260 - Jeff, this is fuckin' unsafe. - What the fuck, there's no lights! 276 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:57,820 Oh, my God, dude, this is so fucked up. 277 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,960 You got snake bit. We got to get you medical attention. 278 00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,260 Here. come here. 279 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,860 We got to get him to the fucking medic. 280 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:04,800 I'm gonna have a fuckin' heart attack, dude. 281 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,870 Just, okay? Just go straight. 282 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,240 - Okay? - Okay. 283 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:12,370 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 284 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,070 Motherfucker! 285 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,940 Oh, I don't even know where my glasses are. What the fuck! 286 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,510 Oh, great! Fucking awesome! 287 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,680 What the fuck is this? 288 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,950 Ah! 289 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,920 Oh, holy shit! 290 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,160 Motherfuckin... 291 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:39,400 - Oh, my God! - Ow! Fucking bitch! 292 00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,170 Lights on. Lights on. Come on. 293 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,670 Zach, you all right? 294 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,170 - Holy shit... - I cleared the fucking thing! 295 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,840 I heard Zach, it sounded like he's getting murdered in here. 296 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:53,110 I thought this was like the only way to get out. 297 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,550 So I just climbed over it. 298 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:55,920 And then, it broke. 299 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,280 Let Ehren out. 300 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,520 Let me out. 301 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:09,260 - Can we go outside now? - No, we're done, we're done. We're done. 302 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,430 - No, we're not. - God. 303 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,730 The rest of my life I'm gonna have nightmares, dude. 304 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:16,300 I wanna go now. Open that fuckin' door. 305 00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:17,870 Go out that one. This one is locked. 306 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:18,970 No, fuck you! 307 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:22,380 I'll start a new life in here. 308 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,040 I will start... 309 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,810 I will fuckin' live here. 310 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,720 How does this look? 311 00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,520 It's fuckin'... lubed up. 312 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,090 Are we sponsored by Glide? 313 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,490 No. Not yet. 314 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,930 Just say, "This is body surfing", we don't need an intro. 315 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,530 - Do you guys agree? - I wanna say my name. 316 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,990 - All right, say your name. - This is Zach. 317 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,500 I'm Jasper. And this is bodysurfing, motherfucker. 318 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:47,900 Fuck, fuck! 319 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:50,800 No, no, no! No, Jasper, no, no! 320 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,670 No! No! 321 00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:56,680 - Bye-bye, Jasper! - Oh, shit, he's hauling ass! 322 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,780 - That was great. - The rocks hurt. 323 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,990 I am Poopies. Big time movie star. 324 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,190 And today, we're big wave surfing. 325 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,000 Oh, he got knocked off. 326 00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:21,330 He has no arms. 327 00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:23,140 - Dude, you have no arms? - Shit. 328 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,340 Oh, that sucks. 329 00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:26,140 And then came the heartbreaking news 330 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,310 that horses don't have arms. 331 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,480 I am Eric Manaka, and this is a horse race. 332 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,920 - Put your hat on and go, man. - My eyes! 333 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,620 Oh, God. 334 00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,260 Run, run. 335 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:45,960 Oh, Jesus Christ. 336 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,230 - This is perfect. - Oh, God. 337 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:51,800 Oh! Eric, all back. 338 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,870 Is he okay? He's not moving. 339 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,970 Well, he can't. His arms are trapped. 340 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,270 That fucking hurt. 341 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,840 Two, one, go! 342 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,340 We're going the wrong way. 343 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,410 We're going the wrong... 344 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,050 Oh, Jesus Christ. 345 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:09,850 Oh, shit. 346 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:12,650 Oh, my God. 347 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,050 Oh, he's nuts! 348 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,720 Oh! 349 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,220 Oh, my God. 350 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,130 - Holy shit! - Dude! 351 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,160 That's crazy. 352 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,570 Oh, my God. I'm not doing that again. 353 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,940 This guy's one badass dude right here. 354 00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:35,340 I love you, dude. 355 00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:37,440 That is sick. 356 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,250 You showed us how to surf. 357 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:41,850 - Yeah. - Yeah. 358 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,580 Dude, I don't look that good, man. 359 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:48,220 Oh, shit. 360 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,090 All right, take off the lid. 361 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,490 Tap that right over the top of it. 362 00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:55,960 Ooh! Ow! One got me already! 363 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,030 Ah, ah! 364 00:21:58,060 --> 00:22:01,030 Ow! Gosh damn! 365 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,000 Oh. Here comes the queen. 366 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,510 Oh, yeah. Looking for her king. 367 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,640 Jesus Christ, dude. This is fucking wild. 368 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:11,540 I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this." 369 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:17,450 This little brown box has the Queen Bee in it. 370 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,450 Apparently, she's pretty important. 371 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:23,760 And that's going to attract the other bees to the Queen, right? 372 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,760 - Yes. - Oh, boy. 373 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:28,460 There's a lot of bees, Steve-O. 374 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:32,260 Just remember, don't pinch between his balls and those bees, 'cause... 375 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,900 he'll feel it real quickly. 376 00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:36,770 Dude, relax. Poopies relax, dog. Relax, man. 377 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,640 Poopies just got stung. 378 00:22:39,670 --> 00:22:41,740 Can we add all the bees or is it better to go... 379 00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:43,840 You gotta kinda gently put 'em up. 380 00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:45,980 Watch out. Move your hands, Steve-O. 381 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,210 Oh, shit. 382 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:51,120 Ah. Aaaah! Ooooh! 383 00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:52,180 What? What? 384 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:55,650 God, my fucking dick got one. Oooooh! 385 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,760 Oooooh! 386 00:22:57,790 --> 00:23:01,160 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 387 00:23:01,190 --> 00:23:03,260 Put 'em right up there on top of it. 388 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:08,570 They're really latching on now, Steve-O. 389 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,940 It's working, it's working. 390 00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:11,840 It's going good, Steve-O. 391 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,310 Oh, boy, that... they're really... 392 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:16,710 Oh, goddamn it. 393 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:20,110 Give them a little bridge. 394 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,150 There you go, find your mommy. 395 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,520 There's a lot of them right in like the taint area. 396 00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,760 Your whole Zen approach to staying calm 397 00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:32,420 is really working, Steve-O. 398 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,290 That yoga's really been helping. 399 00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:36,130 Meditating. 400 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,230 - Ooh! - Around the table. 401 00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:41,130 It's gonna make you look good, Steve-O. 402 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,800 Yeah, it's adding length. 403 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,470 It's kinda like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Okay. 404 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,310 Ow! Ow! 405 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,710 Oooh. Oooh. 406 00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:53,780 - Are you good, O? - Ahhh! 407 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,920 It moves when you move. 408 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:00,620 It's wiggling. It's wiggling. 409 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:03,360 - Wiggle! - The best thing to do is take off running, Steve-O. 410 00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:05,190 - Lay down, Steve-O. - Just take off running. 411 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:09,400 Run, Steve-O. That's the only way the bees won't sting you. 412 00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:17,400 I got a fucking ballsack full of bee stingers, dude. 413 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,940 Yeah, I got a fucking bunch of them. 414 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:22,880 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh. 415 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,720 Hello, my name is Irving Zisman, 416 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,720 and this is my good-for-nothing granddaughter 417 00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:36,020 and our not-so-handy handyman, Zach. 418 00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:38,490 Today we're gonna do a little furniture shopping. 419 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,400 Hey, do you guys think this looks straight, or is it sorta, 420 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,030 - it's like if it was... - I think you would have to... 421 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:51,670 if you would hang the top left side, 422 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,940 I could tell if it's straight or not 'cause... 423 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:54,340 Oh, okay, for sure. 424 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:55,810 Is everything on sale? 425 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,510 Right now, I'm just doing the pillows. They're half price, but... 426 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,350 - Oh, okay, thank you. - But I'm sure everything might be on sale. 427 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,450 Okay. 428 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,190 What is this over here? 429 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,960 Oh. This is pretty good. 430 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:17,100 A fella could have a pretty good time on this. 431 00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:19,570 Hey, can you hand me the black tape over there? 432 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,500 Oh, my God. 433 00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:28,870 Oh, my God. 434 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:30,510 What the hell happened? 435 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:34,850 - Ow! - Are you okay? 436 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,350 I went up high as a moose's caboose. 437 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,920 Oh, my God. 438 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:41,650 - Oh, my God. - Did you do that? 439 00:25:41,690 --> 00:25:45,360 I am so sorry. It's literally my second day on the job. I fell off. 440 00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:48,560 You tried to take advantage of a defenseless old man? 441 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,000 Grandpa, are you okay? 442 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:52,560 I was attacked. 443 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,870 He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there. 444 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,970 - What? - See this thing right here. 445 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:03,080 Your grandfather just sat on it and laid back. This guy, he fell down, 446 00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:05,410 and he knocked your grandfather through the roof. 447 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,010 Jesus, he does this shit all the time. 448 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,490 I am Rob Dyrdek, and this is musical chair bags. 449 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,920 Incredible fine young men, new talent, war dogs. 450 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:23,230 War dogs, new talent. One of them is about to get blown sky high. 451 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:26,100 The rest are gonna get really lucky and just sit comfortably. 452 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:29,370 Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson. 453 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,640 Wee Man's going to space. 454 00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,040 - Ah, shit. - Wow. 455 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:36,010 Man, Wee Man. I am sorry, man. 456 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,980 How many times do we get to play? 457 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,480 - Oh, this is probably a one'r. - Oh, it is. 458 00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:43,820 Shit. 459 00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:51,060 I am loving the energy, fellas. 460 00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:54,560 - Keep it up, nice twirl. - The happiness. 461 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,560 Oh, shit. Get in it. 462 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,800 And let's keep going. 463 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,410 Oh, find your chairs! 464 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,950 One more time! 465 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,390 What happened to the dance? 466 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:29,530 - Just do it already. - Wee Man is not happy. 467 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,060 He's not happy. 468 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,770 - Wee Man, come on! - Put some spirit in it. 469 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,470 - I'm spiriting it. - Yeah. 470 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,670 Fuck it. 471 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,270 Oh! 472 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,380 Oh, my God. 473 00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:46,210 Holy fuck. 474 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,750 Oh, God. 475 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:51,320 - Oh, man. - What happened to you? 476 00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:55,450 I believe he shot up and into the hole. 477 00:27:55,490 --> 00:28:01,230 Wee Man flipped. How did you go backwards? 478 00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:03,960 We have our champion. 479 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,730 I landed on all that shit. 480 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:08,500 Look at the safety precautions. 481 00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:12,270 I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal. 482 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,670 We forgot that detail. 483 00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:18,640 Once upon a time, lived a father and son 484 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,580 imprisoned on the island of Crete. 485 00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:23,720 Tired of life in the joint, the father had the son gather up feathers 486 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:26,150 that were lying around the cell and he made them both wings. 487 00:28:26,190 --> 00:28:29,660 And they went off to escape the island of Crete forever. 488 00:28:29,690 --> 00:28:33,490 But there's that one thing they left out of the ancient myth. 489 00:28:33,890 --> 00:28:35,230 The cannon. 490 00:28:37,330 --> 00:28:41,500 Hello, I am Johnny Knoxville and this is the flight of Icarus. 491 00:28:41,530 --> 00:28:44,300 And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics, 492 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,670 you're sadly mistaken, my friend. 493 00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:50,240 Mmm, mmm. A little something for ya? 494 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,980 They should just point it straight up. 495 00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:56,480 Either way it goes, he's gonna land in this lake. 496 00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,190 How big of an angle is it gonna be? 497 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:02,920 Oh, God, they're going to make it bad. 498 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,090 - Oh, God, I can't take it! - Shit, man. 499 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,960 - Man, that's steep. - Holy shit, Knox. 500 00:29:08,990 --> 00:29:13,600 In ten, nine, eight, 501 00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:17,600 seven, six, five, four, 502 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,640 three, two, one. Whooo! 503 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,440 Yes! 504 00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:34,290 - I felt like I got a 200-pound colonic up my ass. - Oh, my God. 505 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,660 You flew like an angel. 506 00:29:41,690 --> 00:29:44,460 Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky, 507 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,870 and sure enough flew too close to the sun. 508 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,770 And fell to his doom. 509 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,540 Ooooh! 510 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,590 - That was rad, dude. - There's blood on the elbows. 511 00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:07,890 Yeah, attaboy. 512 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,390 Good job, man. Fucking right on, dude. 513 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:11,890 - Your legs okay? - Yeah. 514 00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:13,730 Good job. 515 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,730 This is the quiet game. 516 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:23,040 The object of this game is to remain completely silent. How was that? 517 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:27,170 Do we all understand the rules and we're not gonna make any noise? 518 00:30:28,470 --> 00:30:30,610 All right, well, let's get started. 519 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,910 Rachel, your challenge in the quiet game is to lick the electric lollipop. 520 00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:36,480 Are you ready? 521 00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:39,280 Jesus. 522 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,460 Whooooaaah! 523 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,300 Our first mime did really well. 524 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,800 - Oh, yeah. - Way to go. 525 00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:59,610 Yeah! 526 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,570 - Bar's been set. You'll be hard to beat. - Damn! 527 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:07,410 For our next challenge, our friend Jules here 528 00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:10,520 is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper. 529 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,390 What kind of snake is it? 530 00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:15,350 It's a Texas Rat Snake. 531 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:18,360 He's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies? 532 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,730 Is that venomous? 533 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,700 Eh. 534 00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:28,430 We ready? 535 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,170 - Go, go, go. - Go in for the kiss. 536 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,240 You have to get in closer. 537 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:34,640 - Closer. - Closer, closer. 538 00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:37,580 Up and down, up and down. Up and down. 539 00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:39,880 You know you don't... You need to stay. Stay! 540 00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:41,250 Give him a kiss. 541 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,480 - Move your head. - Closer. 542 00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:44,480 - Move your head. - Closer. 543 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,890 Here it comes, here it comes. 544 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,220 - Oh, my God. - One more. 545 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,520 Get another one, get another one. 546 00:31:49,550 --> 00:31:51,460 - Go again. - We didn't get it. 547 00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:53,160 Come on, Poopies, you need to go again, dude. 548 00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:55,330 Oh, my God. 549 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,000 - Work, work. You got this. - You can do it. 550 00:31:58,030 --> 00:31:59,870 Right there. Touch his tail. 551 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,430 Do it, come on, man. 552 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:04,700 - Come on, man. - Oh, my goodness. 553 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:05,840 A little kissy. 554 00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:06,970 Here it goes. 555 00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:09,640 Oh! 556 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:13,050 Oh, my goodness. 557 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:17,180 Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve-O. 558 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:19,120 I gotta save you! 559 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:24,990 I am saving you. 560 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,000 I gotta save Jeff. 561 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:35,940 Oh! Ow! 562 00:32:35,970 --> 00:32:37,270 Oh, fuck. 563 00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:39,500 I have one on me. 564 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,110 I couldn't get it out. 565 00:32:42,370 --> 00:32:45,510 So, confidence is very, very high 566 00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:47,910 with our third contestant, Steve-O, 567 00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:50,250 for the skateboard guillotine. 568 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,990 Wow. 569 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:56,250 He's talking smack. 570 00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:58,020 Some mime shit talking over there. 571 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:02,730 Huh? 572 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,400 All the way. 573 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,900 All the way? 574 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:15,740 - He's bold. - Wow. 575 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:18,280 - He's very cocky, this guy. - Get your feet up. 576 00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:20,950 All right, on three! 577 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,150 Aaaaah! 578 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:30,760 I forgot to be fucking quiet, dude. 579 00:33:30,790 --> 00:33:32,560 Aaaaah! 580 00:33:32,590 --> 00:33:36,600 Well, we have our winners, and we have Steve-O. 581 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:45,870 Zackass, he's a real wild, crazy guy. 582 00:33:45,910 --> 00:33:48,440 He's a gnarly superstar. 583 00:33:48,470 --> 00:33:50,580 Zackass. 584 00:33:50,610 --> 00:33:54,250 There's nothing he won't do. Zackass. 585 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,380 He'll jump in cactus for you. 586 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:59,420 Oh! 587 00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:04,860 While we all stand and laugh. Go, go, Zach! 588 00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:08,660 The Jackass guys are getting old, we paid our dues, 589 00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:10,730 so we're handing the torch to you. 590 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,070 All right. 591 00:34:16,370 --> 00:34:17,570 Man, that was good. 592 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:24,080 What are you going to be doing today? 593 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,880 Hit somebody in the nuts. 594 00:34:27,910 --> 00:34:32,620 Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. It's insane. 595 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:33,990 Does Ehren know this? 596 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:36,960 No, I told Ehren it was a lightweight. 597 00:34:36,990 --> 00:34:40,390 I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that. 598 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,530 All right, he's coming, guys. 599 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:52,170 That's not a fucking lightweight. What are you guys talking about? What? No! 600 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:56,010 What's going on here? You guys can't... 601 00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:00,380 Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test. 602 00:35:00,410 --> 00:35:03,450 Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test. 603 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,050 Oh! 604 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,690 Oh! 605 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,290 Oh! 606 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:13,460 And now, 20 years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit. 607 00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:15,490 This is the cup test. 608 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,730 Ah! 609 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,670 I love how you're just smiling at him. 610 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:27,770 I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded. 611 00:35:27,810 --> 00:35:29,370 Francis Ngannou's punch is 612 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:33,810 the equivalent of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed. 613 00:35:33,850 --> 00:35:38,020 - His punch is the equivalent... - Wait. You don't need to read that now. 614 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,890 You're about to be hit by a car, Ehren. 615 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,390 All right, fight fans. 616 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,700 Oh! 617 00:35:56,570 --> 00:36:04,110 - Did you hear something break? - Yeah, I heard this crack. I thought it was the cup. 618 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:06,650 Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding? 619 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:12,520 Oh, yeah. Because I've never hit somebody in the ding ding on purpose. 620 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,290 Eric, what's about to go down here? 621 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,790 Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher. 622 00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:22,130 She's gonna like, pitch a softball at his balls. 623 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,300 Oh! 624 00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:29,730 We ain't a fucking bunch of NASA scientists over here, you know what I mean? 625 00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:32,670 This ain't a Mensa convention. We're getting down and dirty! 626 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,740 I am Danger Ehren, and this is the softball test. 627 00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:36,910 Let's do it. 628 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:38,140 Play ball! 629 00:36:40,350 --> 00:36:42,550 She can't wait to hit him in the dick. 630 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,150 Oh! 631 00:36:48,190 --> 00:36:49,720 That was all thigh. 632 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,860 Don't turn! That would have hit him! 633 00:36:52,890 --> 00:36:54,230 You turned into... 634 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:56,330 What, you can't quit already! 635 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,730 That would have hit him! 636 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,030 That would have hit you in the ding-ding 637 00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:00,900 and you would have been done for the day. 638 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:01,970 It's a softball. 639 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,240 There's nothing soft about this fucking ball, 640 00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:05,470 it's just bigger. 641 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,280 She keeps hitting him in the same exact spot. 642 00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:16,980 - You're moving, dude! - Why'd you move? 643 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,120 I don't know! 644 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:22,220 Don't hang brains out of the side... 645 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:25,560 I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around. 646 00:37:25,590 --> 00:37:27,760 Well, you're wearing it backwards, or upside-down. 647 00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:30,300 I don't need physics from you guys right now. 648 00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:32,630 Physics. 649 00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:38,770 Fuck, yeah! Let's go! 650 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:40,840 Oh, God! 651 00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:46,540 Ehren! 652 00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:48,280 What the fuck, dude! 653 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,720 No, no, no, time out! 654 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:54,020 Hey, Ehren, no joke, you're fucked. 655 00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:55,050 You're done. 656 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,690 I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban. 657 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,930 This is the hockey cup test. 658 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,830 Yeah! 659 00:38:06,930 --> 00:38:08,000 Come on! 660 00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:25,350 That was about 85 miles per hour. 661 00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:27,950 Oh, shit, man. That fucking knocked me out. 662 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:31,690 What the fuck, man. That was insane. 663 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,460 Now I'm gonna go for your nuts. 664 00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:34,690 Oh, God. 665 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:37,760 Fuck you, Ehren! 666 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,740 We got him! 667 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,580 That a boy! 668 00:38:57,180 --> 00:39:01,120 We got the "whambulance" coming for you if you don't get to this next bit. 669 00:39:01,150 --> 00:39:04,290 Hey, I'll tell you right now, if the jokes continue 670 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,890 I will stand up and walk away. 671 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:08,090 He's going to take his nuts and go home? 672 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:16,240 - Sneak up on it. - Teasing. He's teasing. 673 00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:19,600 Whoa! 674 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:23,440 Perfect! 675 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,240 - Oh! - Oh, my goodness. 676 00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:30,920 Oh, dude! 677 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:34,820 His nuts are bleeding. We got blood. 678 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:37,160 Dude. I'm sorry, dude. 679 00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:39,390 Fuck, this cup sucked. 680 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,900 This is the worst cup of them all. 681 00:39:43,930 --> 00:39:46,300 I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude. 682 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,100 That cup sucks. 683 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:52,610 Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nuts to the ground. 684 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,870 Oh, my God! 685 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,310 Fuck, dude. 686 00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:00,080 Oh. Ooh! 687 00:40:00,110 --> 00:40:02,450 Lance? 688 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,720 How you doing, Lance? 689 00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,320 Let me have your camera, Lance. 690 00:40:12,290 --> 00:40:14,460 Can I get another mask? 691 00:40:14,490 --> 00:40:16,360 Can Lance get another mask? 692 00:40:19,030 --> 00:40:22,200 You guys got any predictions who we might get today with this? 693 00:40:22,230 --> 00:40:24,770 I'm worried, like we've been hitting the guys 694 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,440 pretty hard all week so... 695 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:30,410 their nerves are pretty well shot. 696 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,680 If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today, 697 00:40:33,710 --> 00:40:34,910 they're pretty... 698 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,990 They're pretty less intelligent than I thought. 699 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,920 We're gonna build Cobra Kai Dojos 700 00:40:41,950 --> 00:40:43,760 - all over this valley. - Hell yeah, we are. 701 00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:46,360 - I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen... - I'm gonna watch it. 702 00:40:46,390 --> 00:40:47,630 Miyagi, Miyagi's Dojo... 703 00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:49,630 Wee Man would totally be a Cobra Kai. 704 00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:52,230 He's not even worried about it. 705 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:53,770 Cobra Kai rules. 706 00:40:58,370 --> 00:41:00,570 Oh, yeah! 707 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:09,880 - Oh. - Wow! 708 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,920 - What happened? - I don't know, dude. 709 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:15,590 - Oh, my God. - I was trying to take a shit. 710 00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:20,190 Even with an outbreak you're still blowing people up. 711 00:41:21,430 --> 00:41:23,130 As if life is not hard enough. 712 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,900 To fart or not to fart. That is the question. 713 00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:32,270 Well, I hope to... 714 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:35,910 'cause we've been trying to get this bit for 14 years, 715 00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,940 trying to light a fart underwater. 716 00:41:38,610 --> 00:41:40,650 Since Jackass Number Two. 717 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,480 Get your fucking ass up there. 718 00:41:42,510 --> 00:41:44,020 Just let me do it, okay? 719 00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:54,130 Oh, God. I didn't mean to do that. 720 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,260 Who didn't see that coming? 721 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:59,400 I'm very excited because we are lighting 722 00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:01,970 the first ever fart underwater. 723 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,100 And Tory Belleci is here today 724 00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:05,840 to help us achieve our dream. 725 00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:07,840 It's good to have dreams. 726 00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:10,440 All right, so, somebody is going to sit in the tank 727 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,880 and when they fart, 728 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:14,880 that glass dome is our fart catcher, inside there, 729 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:17,880 we have a little bit of oxygen and a spark. 730 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,690 And so hopefully, once that methane gas 731 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,820 gets caught in there, it will ignite, 732 00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:25,390 and we'll get the underwater exploding fart. 733 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:27,360 - Yo, Steve-O, are you ready? - You ready to make history? 734 00:42:27,390 --> 00:42:29,330 I'm ready to get in there and just see what happens. 735 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,700 Oh, my goodness, we're about to make history 736 00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:32,870 with Steve-O. 737 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:36,500 Okay, make sure his feet look good. 738 00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:38,270 - Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 739 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,740 - It's in there, man. - Remember to give us a countdown. 740 00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:41,970 It's in there. 741 00:42:42,710 --> 00:42:44,510 How was work today, honey? 742 00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:51,580 I know I'm gonna get it. 743 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:52,650 Just relax. 744 00:42:52,690 --> 00:42:54,750 Ooooh! 745 00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:56,220 We got a fart! 746 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,090 Oh, that was a huge one. 747 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:03,200 - Wow. They're like ten, dude. - They're perfect bombs. 748 00:43:03,230 --> 00:43:05,930 There's not enough methane in his fart. 749 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,100 The spark in that bowl is going nonstop though, 750 00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:10,240 so we just need to catch enough farts. 751 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,810 Oooh! 752 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,210 The farts aren't igniting. 753 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,880 - We need an open flame. - Yeah, bring it in. 754 00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:23,180 This won't hurt a bit. 755 00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:32,320 Come on, O. 756 00:43:35,730 --> 00:43:36,800 There it goes. Catch it. 757 00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:38,530 Yeah. Get it. Get it! 758 00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:48,640 What was that? Was that it? Was that it? 759 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,140 - Yes! - Dude! 760 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,040 I'm not a fucking scientist, man, 761 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,080 but that sounded pretty sweet. 762 00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:57,180 How did that explode? 763 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,420 The spark in the fart catcher exploded it. 764 00:44:01,450 --> 00:44:04,590 That fucking really rocked my balls. That's for sure. 765 00:44:08,490 --> 00:44:09,900 All right, Jaws, you ready? 766 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,500 Three. 767 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,570 Two. 768 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:16,340 One. 769 00:44:21,710 --> 00:44:23,410 - Jesus Christ! - I got you. 770 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,210 What the fuck! 771 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,780 Dude, I was like, "Catch him." 772 00:44:29,110 --> 00:44:30,580 - Wow. - Are you okay? 773 00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:31,750 - Yeah. - Yeah? 774 00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:33,720 Dude... Where were you? 775 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,090 I'm just... I... 776 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,920 Where were you? 777 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,690 What's going on, Jasper? 778 00:44:40,730 --> 00:44:43,360 So today we got my dad, Dark Shark on set and honestly 779 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,560 - I don't think he's gonna like it. - Why not? 780 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,470 So you know my dad, ex-convict, ex-gang banger, 781 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,500 doesn't fear anything except for like, 782 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:53,140 he kinda doesn't like bugs or spiders, 783 00:44:53,170 --> 00:44:55,740 cats, dogs, basically anything that's not normal to the hood. 784 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,180 So we're gonna fuck with him today 785 00:44:57,210 --> 00:44:59,210 and it should be good. 786 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:03,650 All right, this is Dark Shark, our newest star, Jasper's dad. 787 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,950 He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet. 788 00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:10,090 You look scareder than me and this is your shit. 789 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,720 Shall we begin taping, fellas? 790 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,130 I'm gonna fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back. 791 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,400 - Not too tight. - I got you a job! 792 00:45:16,430 --> 00:45:18,700 Don't do it. I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over. 793 00:45:18,730 --> 00:45:20,070 I got you a job! 794 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,670 If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me 795 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,000 - if I flip the chair over? - No. 796 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,970 No, you gotta be careful with the spider. 797 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,010 - Can't hurt the spider. - I'm just worried about breathing, man. 798 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,840 I don't even like handcuffs on me no more. 799 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,040 Dude, I don't think we gotta... 800 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,740 Okay. We're gonna leave the tape. 801 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:32,950 You got it, dog. 802 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,380 All right, here we go, fellas. 803 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,820 - How is that? - Oh shit, hell, nah. 804 00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:41,220 Okay. Oh, and by the way, the loser has to take 805 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,060 - the bite from the spider. - What? 806 00:45:43,090 --> 00:45:44,690 Yeah. 807 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,530 - Jules, can you bring in the spider? - Love to. 808 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,800 You got it, Dark Shark. You got it, man. 809 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:52,100 This one is an absolute bastard. 810 00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:53,700 Oh, hell, nah. 811 00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:56,170 All right. Let's go. 812 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,570 On the count of three. One, two, three. 813 00:46:05,810 --> 00:46:07,650 Don't move, Dark Shark. 814 00:46:09,050 --> 00:46:10,820 Dark Shark, stay down. 815 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:16,150 Oh, shit! 816 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,460 Chill, chill, chill! 817 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,390 You got it, chill! 818 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,130 It's not goin' touch you. 819 00:46:28,630 --> 00:46:31,040 Ow! Ow! 820 00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:39,240 Dark Shark, why are you pulling on me? 821 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,410 I think he passed out. 822 00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:42,510 Dark Shark, you gotta let go! 823 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:46,080 - You gotta let go! Sit down. Calm down. - There you go. 824 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,390 - Oh, my God. - Don't hurt the spider. 825 00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:50,960 Dark Shark, if you let go of me I will get the spider out. 826 00:46:50,990 --> 00:46:53,130 - Who is that? - It's Johnny. 827 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,260 - There you go. - We all day. Guess what? 828 00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:57,130 Okay, I'll get it. 829 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,530 I'm gonna pull him out. 830 00:46:59,530 --> 00:47:02,170 - He's out, he's out, he's out. - He's out! 831 00:47:02,870 --> 00:47:06,070 All right, we have our winner. 832 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,240 Dark Shark! 833 00:47:08,270 --> 00:47:10,710 How the fuck is he gonna be the winner? 834 00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:12,080 - Oh, no. - Get it off me. 835 00:47:12,110 --> 00:47:13,480 How is he the winner? 836 00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:15,210 Ehren has to take a bite from the spider. 837 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,450 - I didn't do anything. Jesus. - This man was brave. 838 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,920 - Brave? The spider went in his helmet! - Great job, Dark Shark. 839 00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:27,590 And I was like, it was either my life or yours. 840 00:47:27,630 --> 00:47:30,330 I was like, fuck your life. I was like, man. 841 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,730 I'm tapped out, out here and still I was like, 842 00:47:32,770 --> 00:47:34,230 I feel like grabbing his ass. 843 00:47:34,270 --> 00:47:35,870 The bastard. 844 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,470 So where should it bite him? 845 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:39,570 Just do it on my arm. It's fine. 846 00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:41,870 - Well... - Have it crawl onto my arm. 847 00:47:41,910 --> 00:47:43,180 - Nipples! - I just won't do it. 848 00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:45,710 Nipple. I like nipple. Nipple. 849 00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:47,650 Just give it, just do a boob. 850 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,880 All right. Fine. 851 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,320 Nipple, no. Boob, sure. 852 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,650 Is he gonna bite him for real? 853 00:47:55,690 --> 00:47:58,760 - Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah, your man titties are looking dope. 854 00:47:58,790 --> 00:47:59,890 Oh, man. 855 00:47:59,930 --> 00:48:01,960 Oh, my God. Look at his fangs. 856 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,430 I don't wanna see the fangs. 857 00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:05,130 Make sure Ehren sees the fangs. 858 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,530 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! 859 00:48:06,570 --> 00:48:09,040 No, you, no. Ehren lay down. 860 00:48:09,070 --> 00:48:11,040 - Wait a minute. - Oh, look at the venom! 861 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:13,010 - I'll show you the venom while it's there. - Yeah. 862 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,610 Oh, my God. 863 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,510 Here, hold my hand, Steve-O. Hold my hand. 864 00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:19,280 - Hold my hand, Steve-O. - Hold his hand, Steve-O. 865 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:22,680 - Pierce that nipple. - One, two, three. 866 00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:25,650 Shit! 867 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,890 - Oh, shit! - Stay, stay. 868 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,160 Did it go in or no? 869 00:48:32,190 --> 00:48:33,760 - Oh, yeah. - Fuckin' went in. 870 00:48:33,790 --> 00:48:36,360 You went from a triple A to a B on this side. 871 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,200 Yeah, Ehren. 872 00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:41,470 Watch out, Ehren! 873 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,400 Oh, my God, I thought it was the real thing. 874 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,300 I'm done! I'm done! I can't. 875 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,970 I'm outta here. 876 00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:48,880 No more of this spider crap. I'm out. 877 00:48:56,780 --> 00:48:58,250 Excuse me, ma'am? 878 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,250 I need to get my basket closer to this pole. 879 00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,720 Do you think you can help me, ma'am? 880 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:07,060 - Sure. - There's a red handle at the back of this truck. 881 00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:08,900 It's more of a pinky orange. 882 00:49:08,930 --> 00:49:11,930 - This one? - Yeah, just pull back on it just a little. 883 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,830 Wait, should I do reverse? 884 00:49:13,870 --> 00:49:16,070 Yeah, do the reverse. 885 00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:18,470 Yeah, no, no! Oh, that was... Noooo! 886 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,210 Oh, why did you hit the red one? 887 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,040 Ow! Ow! 888 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,110 Help! 889 00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:24,840 - Help! - Help me! 890 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,340 Hit the lever! Hit the lever! 891 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,950 Hit the blue! Hit the override! 892 00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:29,820 I don't know where the blue is? 893 00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:31,120 Are you color blind? 894 00:49:31,150 --> 00:49:34,120 - Please, help me! - I'm trying to help you, sir! 895 00:49:34,150 --> 00:49:36,220 Just do the override like it says! 896 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:38,160 It doesn't say shit here! 897 00:49:38,190 --> 00:49:40,790 Pop to the right, then slide! 898 00:49:40,830 --> 00:49:42,390 Pop and slide! 899 00:49:44,530 --> 00:49:46,730 You just got me electrocuted! 900 00:49:46,770 --> 00:49:49,040 Oh, my ass! 901 00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:51,670 - You forgot the slide. - God, bless! 902 00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:53,870 I don't want to touch anything because I don't know... 903 00:49:53,910 --> 00:49:56,580 You gotta touch something! I gotta get down from here! 904 00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:59,340 - Which one? - Well, don't hit the ones you been hitting! 905 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,610 'Cause you've been hitting the wrong ones! 906 00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:04,650 - I don't know what I'm doing. - Well, clearly! 907 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,790 Did you see Dirty Dancing? 908 00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:11,490 No. The old one, you mean with the chair? 909 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,890 - The only one. - Yeah. 910 00:50:12,930 --> 00:50:13,960 Yeah. 911 00:50:13,990 --> 00:50:15,060 That's Flashdance. 912 00:50:15,090 --> 00:50:16,500 Oh, Flashdance is what I'm thinking. 913 00:50:16,530 --> 00:50:18,530 Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze. 914 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,500 For the final dance she runs at them. 915 00:50:21,530 --> 00:50:23,000 She runs to Patrick Swayze 916 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,670 - and he catches her and he lifts her off the ground. - Okay. 917 00:50:26,710 --> 00:50:28,980 - Can you do that with Preston? - I think I could do it with Preston. 918 00:50:29,010 --> 00:50:32,280 Yeah, work it out a little bit. I want more than just a big jump. 919 00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:38,550 Oh, my God. I just shit my pants. 920 00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:41,520 - Shut up. - You're joking, right? 921 00:50:42,550 --> 00:50:44,590 Did you really? 922 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:47,760 I just shit my pants. I just shit my fucking pants. 923 00:50:47,790 --> 00:50:50,430 - He did. He really did. - I just shit my pants. 924 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:51,960 I fucking shit my pants. 925 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,500 - Why did you? - Oh, my God. 926 00:50:53,530 --> 00:50:55,670 - Why did you shit your... - I didn't mean to. 927 00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:57,800 Oh, man. 928 00:50:58,770 --> 00:51:00,470 Technically, you shit our pants. 929 00:51:00,510 --> 00:51:03,910 The show must go on. I don't see how that stops this. 930 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:06,150 Let's go on. 931 00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:07,650 Ah, it's so gross. 932 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,520 - Ah, dude. - It's so fucking gross. 933 00:51:10,550 --> 00:51:14,720 You're full of shit. 934 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:17,720 I should not have ate Indian and Cuban food in the same day. 935 00:51:19,490 --> 00:51:23,000 We might be losing Lance again. 936 00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:27,430 Oh, my goodness. 937 00:51:27,470 --> 00:51:28,970 Oh, yuck. 938 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,800 Oh, my God! 939 00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:34,340 I'm a grown man. 940 00:51:34,370 --> 00:51:36,410 I'm fucking 51 years old. 941 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,440 Lance, we need a closer shot of it. 942 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,380 Oh! Oh, yuck. 943 00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:46,550 Preston should have pooped before he came to work today. 944 00:51:46,590 --> 00:51:49,590 Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail. Hmm. 945 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,020 Marker. 946 00:51:54,030 --> 00:51:55,660 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville 947 00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:57,400 and this is the marching band. 948 00:52:00,270 --> 00:52:02,370 Ladies! 949 00:52:22,190 --> 00:52:23,520 Ugh! 950 00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:26,160 That happened so fast! 951 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:30,560 Damn, I got a hard head. 952 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,500 Oh, my God. You all right? 953 00:52:33,530 --> 00:52:36,430 - Yeah, I'm fine. - Oh, my God. He's bleeding. 954 00:52:36,470 --> 00:52:38,300 My hair line is receding. 955 00:52:38,340 --> 00:52:39,600 Steve-O, are you okay? 956 00:52:40,710 --> 00:52:42,170 You all right, Steve-O? 957 00:52:42,210 --> 00:52:43,310 - Oh, dude. - Yo, you okay? 958 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:44,610 Holy shit. 959 00:52:47,310 --> 00:52:49,850 Man, that happened fast. 960 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,390 All that practicing, right out the window. 961 00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:59,930 I feel like I'm coming back to myself. I can't remember nothing. 962 00:53:01,030 --> 00:53:03,260 - I didn't wimp out, did I? - No, you didn't. 963 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:05,930 You still got those million dollar teeth, that's for sure. 964 00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:12,440 They're dropping like flies. 965 00:53:15,470 --> 00:53:17,080 I never know what to say to Rick's camera. 966 00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:20,350 I feel like, I'm just like, ah ha, man, I'm on Jackass. 967 00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:21,880 This is sick. 968 00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:25,790 I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man. 969 00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:28,490 Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyways. 970 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,990 So it doesn't matter. 971 00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:34,930 - Hey, how you doin'? - Hi. 972 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,800 - Can I get a cold brew? - Yeah, of course. 973 00:53:36,830 --> 00:53:37,930 Thanks. 974 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,740 Do you mind if I get a photo? 975 00:53:43,770 --> 00:53:45,940 - Sure. - I'm a big fan. 976 00:53:54,850 --> 00:53:56,050 Oh, my God! 977 00:54:01,390 --> 00:54:02,990 What did you guys do to Eric? 978 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:06,660 Fuck, everything was perfect. I was like, 979 00:54:06,690 --> 00:54:08,690 cold brew coffee, all right. 980 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,630 Yes, please. 981 00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:14,030 "A picture? Okay, yeah, sure." 982 00:54:14,070 --> 00:54:15,770 Motherfucker. 983 00:54:40,230 --> 00:54:42,190 - What happened? - What do you mean? 984 00:54:42,230 --> 00:54:43,960 He just got his nuts beat up. 985 00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:46,560 His balls are in his tummy. 986 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,300 Oh. Ah, God damn it hurts. 987 00:54:50,340 --> 00:54:51,800 I think we gotta go one more. 988 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,340 Can you do one more? 989 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:58,210 Jeff said he needs one more. 990 00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,820 Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole. 991 00:55:03,950 --> 00:55:05,420 I'll guide. 992 00:55:05,450 --> 00:55:07,420 They're not hanging as low as they were. 993 00:55:07,450 --> 00:55:08,920 - Can you blame him? - No. 994 00:55:08,950 --> 00:55:10,420 I'm getting 'em right now. 995 00:55:10,460 --> 00:55:12,690 Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey. 996 00:55:13,090 --> 00:55:15,230 Oh, my God. 997 00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:19,600 - Oh, fuck, it hurts. - Hold on, get ready. 998 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,070 - Okay, there. - Here we go. Here we go. 999 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,040 - Now we're primed. - One more time. 1000 00:55:26,070 --> 00:55:28,270 Ah, fuck you. 1001 00:55:31,010 --> 00:55:32,580 You ready? Action. 1002 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,310 Everybody shut up! 1003 00:55:35,110 --> 00:55:36,150 Boxer. 1004 00:55:40,690 --> 00:55:42,320 Oh, Preston. 1005 00:55:47,830 --> 00:55:51,260 Here with Steve-O and our special handsome guest star, 1006 00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,630 Machine Gun Kelly. 1007 00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:54,700 This is the bicycle backhand 1008 00:55:54,730 --> 00:55:56,600 and it's a competition. 1009 00:55:56,630 --> 00:55:59,540 The faster you pedal your bike 1010 00:55:59,570 --> 00:56:02,540 the faster the other guy's hand goes back. 1011 00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:04,010 And when it gets to a certain point, 1012 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,010 boom, someone's gonna get launched. 1013 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:08,510 You might be younger, 1014 00:56:08,550 --> 00:56:10,920 taller, better looking, richer, 1015 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:13,190 more talented, but, motherfucker, 1016 00:56:13,220 --> 00:56:14,320 I can ride. 1017 00:56:15,390 --> 00:56:17,290 Steve-O's just eat up with envy. 1018 00:56:20,290 --> 00:56:22,630 Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer? 1019 00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:25,060 Okay, I'm gonna push this forward a little. 1020 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,530 Oh, shit! 1021 00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:30,140 What the fuck? 1022 00:56:30,170 --> 00:56:32,670 No one fucking even touched it. 1023 00:56:33,110 --> 00:56:34,940 Oops. Oops. 1024 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:38,980 It happened so fast. 1025 00:56:39,610 --> 00:56:41,050 Holy shit. 1026 00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:44,250 Oh, my God, dude. 1027 00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,390 Dry off, Steve-O, it's going again. 1028 00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:52,990 Charlie just touched it, it went boom. 1029 00:56:54,730 --> 00:56:57,060 And now Steve-O has to do it twice. 1030 00:56:58,460 --> 00:56:59,900 Um, we ready? 1031 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,500 On your marks... 1032 00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:03,570 get set... 1033 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:04,870 Go! 1034 00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:06,540 Pedal! Pedal! Pedal! 1035 00:57:06,570 --> 00:57:08,610 Oh, you got this! 1036 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,110 Keep going! Keep going! 1037 00:57:14,150 --> 00:57:15,150 Pedal! 1038 00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:18,980 He's got 'em! 1039 00:57:20,590 --> 00:57:24,020 Steve-O's winning. 1040 00:57:24,060 --> 00:57:25,560 I don't know. I don't know! 1041 00:57:25,590 --> 00:57:26,930 Head up! Head up! 1042 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,260 Don't gas out, Steve-O. 1043 00:57:28,290 --> 00:57:30,730 - Steve-O, you got it. - You got it! 1044 00:57:34,470 --> 00:57:36,470 Oh, God. It's so cold! 1045 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,340 Bunny, help him. 1046 00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:43,880 The water's so fucking cold. 1047 00:57:43,910 --> 00:57:45,580 Save me motherfucker, fuck. 1048 00:57:45,610 --> 00:57:47,150 I need a towel. 1049 00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:50,980 I totally forgot I was a lifeguard. 1050 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:53,020 Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad. 1051 00:57:53,590 --> 00:57:54,890 You got towels? Okay. 1052 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,060 He's in shock right now, look at his face. 1053 00:57:57,090 --> 00:57:58,020 Yeah, dude. 1054 00:57:58,060 --> 00:58:00,190 I thought my hand was your hand. 1055 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:06,000 Maybe I didn't explain it right. 1056 00:58:06,030 --> 00:58:09,100 Dude, you said it wasn't gonna feel like anything. 1057 00:58:09,130 --> 00:58:10,770 What hurt worse, the cold water or the hand? 1058 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,740 It was the hand. That was harsh. 1059 00:58:13,710 --> 00:58:14,970 I was in the water like... 1060 00:58:15,470 --> 00:58:16,540 Oh, I'm dead. 1061 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:17,980 That really worked. 1062 00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:22,580 How did you beat me? 1063 00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:24,280 I don't know, dude. I don't know, man. 1064 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:28,350 I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance. 1065 00:58:28,390 --> 00:58:29,590 Yours was really bad. 1066 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,960 I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or these 1067 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,100 junkyard mattresses you gotta land on? 1068 00:58:42,130 --> 00:58:44,370 Look at that pee-stained one right there. 1069 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,870 Ew, dude. 1070 00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,440 Who do you think's more afraid of being at that height? 1071 00:58:49,170 --> 00:58:50,280 Preston or Zach? 1072 00:58:50,310 --> 00:58:51,980 How are you with heights, Zach? 1073 00:58:52,010 --> 00:58:55,950 I already hate this. 1074 00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:59,750 I'm Wee Man, and this is the triple wedgie. 1075 00:58:59,790 --> 00:59:05,060 All right. Three, two, one. Jump! 1076 00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:15,570 Okay! Put me down! 1077 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,200 Shit, put me down! 1078 00:59:21,570 --> 00:59:24,040 My nuts! 1079 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,350 Well, that went well. 1080 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:35,120 A little angel hanging in the air. 1081 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,590 Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women 1082 00:59:41,630 --> 00:59:43,160 to look youthful and sexy. 1083 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,430 And sometimes, the only way to do that is with a team 1084 00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:50,370 of medical professionals and venomous insects. 1085 00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:54,840 I'm Rachel, and this is scorpion botox. 1086 00:59:56,910 --> 00:59:59,010 This is actually my first time performing 1087 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,050 this procedure. To be honest with you. 1088 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,150 Oh, my God. That stinger is huge. 1089 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,820 Pontius, I'm trusting you with my lips. 1090 01:00:06,850 --> 01:00:08,290 You can trust me, I'm a doctor. 1091 01:00:09,990 --> 01:00:12,390 You want to just put him on my mouth 1092 01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:13,590 and then fuck with him? 1093 01:00:14,790 --> 01:00:16,800 - Past her lip. - Ooh! 1094 01:00:16,830 --> 01:00:18,430 Unh-unh. Unh-unh. 1095 01:00:18,460 --> 01:00:21,100 Just relax and enjoy the procedure. 1096 01:00:22,030 --> 01:00:24,500 - Oh, he's on. - Oh, no. 1097 01:00:28,870 --> 01:00:29,910 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my... 1098 01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:32,110 Ow! 1099 01:00:32,140 --> 01:00:34,050 - Boob job! - I don't want it on my boobs! 1100 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,120 I can't take him off your boob unless you give me permission. 1101 01:00:36,150 --> 01:00:37,850 Permission! 1102 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,820 Consent! 1103 01:00:39,850 --> 01:00:41,520 I'm giving you consent! 1104 01:00:42,990 --> 01:00:45,420 - 21st Century, people. - Yeah. 1105 01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:47,060 All right, time to get stung in the face. 1106 01:00:47,090 --> 01:00:49,660 - Whoa. - This is intense. 1107 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,230 - Good job. Good job. - He got it on my lip. 1108 01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:58,370 You're ready for the red carpet. 1109 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,810 Oh, shit. He's angry. 1110 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,440 - Oh, shit! - Whoa! 1111 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,980 God dammit, doctor. 1112 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,250 He definitely stung my chin. 1113 01:01:13,290 --> 01:01:15,890 Came for lips and left with a new chin. 1114 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,390 Do you feel sexier? 1115 01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:20,260 I'm feeling sexier by the minute. 1116 01:01:20,290 --> 01:01:22,130 - Do you have one more in you? - Yeah, sure. 1117 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,900 Let's make it count. 1118 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:26,230 - He's coming. - You got it, Doc. 1119 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,870 Oh, my God, that hurt so fucking bad. 1120 01:01:33,910 --> 01:01:36,980 - Oh, my God, that hurt so bad. - It's true, it got her good. 1121 01:01:37,010 --> 01:01:39,280 That hurt bad. 1122 01:01:39,310 --> 01:01:41,780 Oh, shit. 1123 01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:44,320 Her lips are really swollen now. That shit worked. 1124 01:01:44,350 --> 01:01:47,050 Oh, my lip is so fucked up, you guys. 1125 01:01:47,090 --> 01:01:48,250 I feel fucked up. 1126 01:01:48,290 --> 01:01:50,020 But she looks great. 1127 01:01:56,090 --> 01:01:58,360 - Whoa, a VCR. - Huh? 1128 01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,870 A VCR. 1129 01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:02,200 So that's a blast from the past, huh? 1130 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,500 Bam! 1131 01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:09,240 Ah, that will work. 1132 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:18,720 Dang. 1133 01:02:21,550 --> 01:02:24,320 Oh. Oh, my God. 1134 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:28,490 Whoa! What? 1135 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,830 - What the hell? - What the fuck! 1136 01:02:32,870 --> 01:02:34,300 What happened? 1137 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,500 Holy crap, I fell on my face. 1138 01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:41,070 - Are you okay? - I'm okay, I just don't understand. 1139 01:02:41,110 --> 01:02:43,380 I don't understand why you were using the toilet. 1140 01:02:43,410 --> 01:02:47,780 How did you end up here? And you just took a shit... 1141 01:02:47,810 --> 01:02:50,280 - I didn't take anything. - That was insane. 1142 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,080 What kind of person are you? 1143 01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:58,060 We have every available fan in Los Angeles on set today. 1144 01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:00,790 The two in the middle go 100 miles an hour. 1145 01:03:00,830 --> 01:03:05,300 I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon. 1146 01:03:13,910 --> 01:03:15,410 Oh! 1147 01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:20,580 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1148 01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:26,450 Oh, my God! 1149 01:03:27,690 --> 01:03:29,220 Oh, my God! 1150 01:03:32,090 --> 01:03:34,130 We have a winner! 1151 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,530 Holy shit. 1152 01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:41,730 Oh, fuck. I want to go again. 1153 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,670 Now it's time for some hot-shit water-skiing. Brah! 1154 01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:02,690 We need a medic. Medic! 1155 01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:08,360 - Poops, you launched. - Shit! 1156 01:04:08,390 --> 01:04:12,430 - Fuck, dude. - Dude. Poopies! Poopies! 1157 01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:14,070 Poopies! 1158 01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:18,540 - Yeah. - Yeah, Poopies! 1159 01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:20,370 It worked! 1160 01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:30,420 Oh, shit! 1161 01:04:31,050 --> 01:04:32,680 Dude. 1162 01:04:36,860 --> 01:04:38,290 Quiet, please! Filming. 1163 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,890 Milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made. 1164 01:04:41,930 --> 01:04:45,100 Stick your finger in the hole. Now you've got a Tootsie... 1165 01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,040 Hey, quiet please, quiet please. 1166 01:04:49,070 --> 01:04:54,270 Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade." 1167 01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,910 Okay this is serious. Everybody shut up. 1168 01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:00,880 All right, let's get some smoke. 1169 01:05:07,150 --> 01:05:12,390 Behold, our twisted souls have come to the garden of death to dine with the devil. 1170 01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:17,260 It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the raptor from hell. 1171 01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:20,870 - Oh. - Looking good. 1172 01:05:22,170 --> 01:05:26,570 - Assume the position. - Which way? This way? 1173 01:05:28,510 --> 01:05:30,080 Just have fun with it. 1174 01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:35,080 What do you have in there? 1175 01:05:35,110 --> 01:05:37,620 - Just me! - That's not just you. 1176 01:05:37,650 --> 01:05:38,720 Go ahead. 1177 01:05:39,550 --> 01:05:41,790 Is that? Wait, I'm not... 1178 01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:44,260 That's him! 1179 01:05:44,290 --> 01:05:47,730 When the beast awakens, the monster arises. 1180 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:51,460 Touche. 1181 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:54,470 All right, whoa, dude, whoa! 1182 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,170 Stuff it in his butt and let's go. 1183 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,980 Okay, there's enough meat there. 1184 01:06:09,350 --> 01:06:11,050 And a cherry on top. 1185 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,560 Let the unholy sacrament begin. 1186 01:06:16,590 --> 01:06:19,830 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God! 1187 01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:21,660 Ah, fuck! 1188 01:06:22,330 --> 01:06:23,630 Come. 1189 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,700 Oh, okay! 1190 01:06:28,730 --> 01:06:31,470 - You got this. - Oh, no! 1191 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:33,340 Oh, shit! 1192 01:06:34,170 --> 01:06:36,110 Feast on his cock. 1193 01:06:42,150 --> 01:06:44,620 All right! All right! 1194 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,490 Stop, man. Stop, don't do that. 1195 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,990 As the blood rushes to the mast, the beast awakens from his ancient slumber. 1196 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,170 - He's bleeding. - Fuck. Come on. 1197 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,870 The beast has drawn blood. 1198 01:07:06,910 --> 01:07:10,110 Jeff. Jeff, can I get out? 1199 01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:11,680 In a second. In a second. 1200 01:07:11,710 --> 01:07:14,650 - Jeff. - I would, but the bird's right here. 1201 01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:17,380 We're trying to get you untied but the bird's here. 1202 01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:20,350 Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert. 1203 01:07:20,390 --> 01:07:21,690 Come on, let's go. 1204 01:07:25,390 --> 01:07:27,860 - Fuck! - Don't kick the bird, Wee Man. 1205 01:07:27,890 --> 01:07:29,290 I didn't kick the bird! 1206 01:07:29,330 --> 01:07:30,830 It was the bird. 1207 01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:33,870 - Okay, let me out. - Let him out. 1208 01:07:37,340 --> 01:07:40,270 Well, let's not let this meat go to waste. 1209 01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:42,070 - Dark Shark? - Shut up. 1210 01:07:42,110 --> 01:07:46,110 Hell, no, I ain't going near none of that. Hell, nah. 1211 01:07:46,150 --> 01:07:47,710 Look at that motherfucker. 1212 01:07:47,750 --> 01:07:49,710 Dark Shark, come on, just put it on your arm. 1213 01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:51,680 Hell, nah, are you crazy? 1214 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,550 - Yeah, Dark Shark. - Come on! 1215 01:07:53,590 --> 01:07:55,960 - Dark Shark! - Yeah! 1216 01:08:02,230 --> 01:08:05,930 - Hold your arm straight. - Look at the camera. 1217 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:10,800 Don't move. Don't move. 1218 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:12,640 - Don't move. - Stand still. 1219 01:08:12,670 --> 01:08:14,110 Ow! He's biting my arm! 1220 01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:15,840 - No, he's not. - He's clasping your arm. 1221 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:19,810 - Look at Rick! Look at Rick! - He's too heavy! Get him off me! 1222 01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,560 Hey. Feel that shit, man. That motherfucker was trying to hurt me, man. 1223 01:08:36,730 --> 01:08:39,700 I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Like... 1224 01:08:40,830 --> 01:08:43,670 I came out of his penis, man. That's how he acting? 1225 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,040 Hood card taken away. 1226 01:08:50,410 --> 01:08:53,850 We have 15 gallons of pig semen. 1227 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,420 Turns out, pigs produce the most semen of any animal. 1228 01:08:57,450 --> 01:09:00,550 Up to 17 ounces a load. 1229 01:09:00,590 --> 01:09:05,160 And the guys are going to think they are getting interviewed about the movie. 1230 01:09:05,190 --> 01:09:08,930 And while they're sitting there, something may happen. 1231 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,600 There's crust on top of it. 1232 01:09:13,630 --> 01:09:17,770 Harvested gallons and gallons of this. Does it smell like pig semen? 1233 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:18,800 Does it smell? 1234 01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,110 Why are you looking at me like that? 1235 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,480 Oh, no! 1236 01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:28,880 It's semen all right. 1237 01:09:32,390 --> 01:09:34,590 Why am I the one to puke? I don't puke. 1238 01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:36,190 I just wanted you to smell it. 1239 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,590 I wanted to surprise you. 1240 01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:39,790 It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but... 1241 01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:42,090 I think I prefer the pig. 1242 01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:45,500 Bacon's better than horse meat, right? 1243 01:09:47,930 --> 01:09:51,870 I'm Tyler. And this is the electric tap dance. 1244 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:54,610 While these beautiful men dance away, 1245 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,610 I'm going to give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look, 1246 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,210 and he's going to put some pep in their step. 1247 01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:02,110 It's going to shock the shit out of them. 1248 01:10:02,150 --> 01:10:04,920 And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, 1249 01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:08,250 let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago. 1250 01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:12,520 This is fucked. 1251 01:10:15,490 --> 01:10:17,800 Five, six, seven, eight. 1252 01:10:26,010 --> 01:10:29,210 That one hurt. 1253 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,510 Shanna, what the fuck is this under the seat? 1254 01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:32,710 What is this? 1255 01:10:32,740 --> 01:10:33,950 What the fuck is that? 1256 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,150 - What? - What is that? 1257 01:10:36,180 --> 01:10:37,350 What is that? 1258 01:10:37,380 --> 01:10:39,680 It's how they work, look. This... 1259 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,990 In tune? It's a piano. 1260 01:10:42,020 --> 01:10:44,660 No, it's metal right here. I'm not fucking stupid. 1261 01:10:44,690 --> 01:10:47,960 All right, let's go. Quiet! 1262 01:10:53,870 --> 01:10:56,500 Five, six, seven, eight. 1263 01:10:57,970 --> 01:10:59,600 Step and step. 1264 01:11:02,010 --> 01:11:03,580 Fuck! 1265 01:11:08,210 --> 01:11:09,550 Oh, shit! 1266 01:11:11,820 --> 01:11:13,290 Oh! Oh! 1267 01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:41,750 I still feel it in my ass. 1268 01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:44,780 - Yeah, Tyler. - Those shits hit hard, man. 1269 01:11:44,820 --> 01:11:47,220 How about a hand for our dancers? 1270 01:11:48,450 --> 01:11:50,120 Our showgirl! 1271 01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:54,090 And our choreographer, Michael Rooney. 1272 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,960 And Jeff Tremaine! 1273 01:12:00,470 --> 01:12:02,500 Jeff should sit on that. 1274 01:12:02,540 --> 01:12:04,970 Jeff, sit on that just once, bro. 1275 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,310 Who got that remote? I fucking hate Jeff. 1276 01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:11,680 Wait, are you on it? 1277 01:12:22,350 --> 01:12:23,960 Holy shit! 1278 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,100 All right, thanks man. We'll do this real fast. 1279 01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:32,900 So we're going to go from that to this. I just... 1280 01:12:32,930 --> 01:12:34,830 I got shocked so bad so many times. 1281 01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:36,270 Are we rolling, guys? 1282 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:42,640 He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him. 1283 01:12:42,670 --> 01:12:44,680 Damn, that sounds like me in London. 1284 01:12:46,210 --> 01:12:47,580 Oh, my God. 1285 01:12:47,610 --> 01:12:50,150 But how did he fucking fall for this? 1286 01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:52,180 We don't question it. 1287 01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:55,250 My favorite Jackass stunt of all time with me in it 1288 01:12:55,290 --> 01:12:57,660 is the firehose rodeo. 1289 01:12:57,690 --> 01:13:00,630 To be honest, I drank late into the night, 1290 01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:02,330 woke up still drunk. 1291 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,900 Oh, that's cum! 1292 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,010 That's five gallons of pig cum. 1293 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,580 - You just got cummed on, dude! - That's pig cum. 1294 01:13:20,610 --> 01:13:22,280 - Oh! - What is it? 1295 01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,120 Pig cum. 1296 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:25,250 Pig cum. 1297 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,950 - Pig cum. - That's pig cum? 1298 01:13:28,990 --> 01:13:31,090 That's pig cum. Five gallons. 1299 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,160 Honestly, I think it tastes good. 1300 01:13:33,190 --> 01:13:34,690 I'm a vegetarian! 1301 01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:39,800 Watch the replay. 1302 01:13:39,830 --> 01:13:41,100 Watch, watch, watch. 1303 01:13:42,470 --> 01:13:44,770 Wait, wait, wait. Watch his mouth. 1304 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,310 Stay on his mouth. 1305 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,040 Ready? And... 1306 01:13:49,540 --> 01:13:51,080 Poof. 1307 01:13:52,910 --> 01:13:55,350 - It went in his mouth. - Right in his fucking mouth. 1308 01:13:55,380 --> 01:13:56,550 You look great. 1309 01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:58,250 I just said why can't I wear my cool hat? 1310 01:13:58,280 --> 01:13:59,290 Now I know why. 1311 01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:07,260 Oh, God! 1312 01:14:07,290 --> 01:14:10,230 Oh, my God, dude! 1313 01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:15,170 So today, Ehren's going to be wearing a shock collar. 1314 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:18,670 And I'm going to administer a lie detector test. 1315 01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:22,240 And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung. 1316 01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:26,410 Jesus, man! 1317 01:14:26,450 --> 01:14:27,610 You don't have to feel that again 1318 01:14:27,650 --> 01:14:29,480 as long as you tell the truth. 1319 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,450 - Okay, but... - Come on. 1320 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:32,480 All right. 1321 01:14:35,390 --> 01:14:37,420 What is your name? 1322 01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:38,920 Kenneth Ehren McGhehey. 1323 01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:42,860 Okay, next question, Ehren. 1324 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,800 Are you really allergic to bees? 1325 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:47,830 Yes. 1326 01:14:47,870 --> 01:14:51,370 Oh, boy, I think he told a porky. 1327 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:57,510 Ow! I'm fucking allergic to bees, man. I got tested by doctors! 1328 01:14:58,510 --> 01:15:01,010 Stop it! 1329 01:15:01,050 --> 01:15:02,210 - What? - Just for a second. 1330 01:15:02,250 --> 01:15:04,480 Just let me figure some things out. Okay? 1331 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,520 Okay. 1332 01:15:06,590 --> 01:15:08,150 I got to get out of this thing. 1333 01:15:08,190 --> 01:15:11,560 - This will keep you immune to the bees. - Oh, come on. 1334 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:13,090 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1335 01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:14,490 I am trapped. 1336 01:15:14,530 --> 01:15:16,360 And you are putting honey on me. 1337 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,230 - And salmon? - Yeah. 1338 01:15:19,270 --> 01:15:20,630 What are you doing? 1339 01:15:20,670 --> 01:15:22,300 Ehren, please relax. 1340 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,000 You're making this much worse 1341 01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,270 on yourself than it needs to be. 1342 01:15:26,310 --> 01:15:28,340 No, it's not much worse, it is that worse. 1343 01:15:28,370 --> 01:15:29,440 - No. - Please. 1344 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:30,710 Now I'm stuck in a room. 1345 01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:33,410 Everyone's going to leave. Lights out. 1346 01:15:33,450 --> 01:15:36,050 The fucking honey is in my eye! 1347 01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,320 Oh, shit. 1348 01:15:46,430 --> 01:15:47,660 Oh, my God. 1349 01:15:49,130 --> 01:15:50,800 - I can't believe it. - No fucking way. 1350 01:15:50,830 --> 01:15:52,360 Look at his face! 1351 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,870 Ehren, remain calm. 1352 01:16:03,410 --> 01:16:05,010 Talk to it, Ehren. 1353 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,110 Try to calm it down. 1354 01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:07,550 Oh, no. He's going for the salmon. 1355 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,280 - Oh, no. - Hi, bear. 1356 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,950 Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren? 1357 01:16:18,860 --> 01:16:20,790 - Fuck! - You're telling a porky! 1358 01:16:20,830 --> 01:16:22,560 I didn't even get to answer. 1359 01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:27,800 - No, no. - Ooh! 1360 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,610 Ehren, don't make any sudden movements. 1361 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,550 Oh. 1362 01:16:40,580 --> 01:16:42,820 There's nothing more in there! 1363 01:16:42,850 --> 01:16:44,320 There's nothing more in there! 1364 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:46,490 Mr. Bear, eat that dick. 1365 01:16:48,350 --> 01:16:51,020 I'm ready to come out of this. I... 1366 01:16:51,620 --> 01:16:53,090 Uh-oh. 1367 01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:54,730 Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand. 1368 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,660 He's trying to bite my hand. He's trying to bite my hand. 1369 01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,300 He's trying to bite my hand. 1370 01:17:00,670 --> 01:17:02,670 I don't know what... Oh, my God! 1371 01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:04,000 Oh, my God! 1372 01:17:04,470 --> 01:17:05,940 Oh, God! 1373 01:17:06,610 --> 01:17:07,810 Oh, God! 1374 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:10,480 Ow! Oh, my God, he's going for my dick. 1375 01:17:10,510 --> 01:17:12,980 - I gotta go in. - He's going for my dick, dude. 1376 01:17:13,010 --> 01:17:16,250 I wanna get outta here, man, like I'm serious. 1377 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,150 Please. 1378 01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:20,020 Please! 1379 01:17:21,490 --> 01:17:24,390 Yeah, Ehren! 1380 01:17:26,860 --> 01:17:28,800 Yeah, get him out of it. 1381 01:17:28,830 --> 01:17:31,130 I feel for you, bro. 1382 01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:32,870 - I feel for you. - You're good, you're done. 1383 01:17:32,900 --> 01:17:34,000 You're done. 1384 01:17:34,030 --> 01:17:35,500 Is it... Is it actually over? 1385 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:40,640 Yeah, buddy. 1386 01:17:41,510 --> 01:17:42,540 Oh, my God. 1387 01:17:44,380 --> 01:17:47,650 All right. I think this is a perfect amount of "in it". 1388 01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:48,950 All right, let me... 1389 01:17:48,980 --> 01:17:50,080 Who's got it? 1390 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:51,150 - I thought I had it. - I got it. 1391 01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:52,680 All right. This is gnarly. 1392 01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:54,920 This is a trip. 1393 01:17:54,950 --> 01:17:57,660 While you guys are tightening, I'm going to have to hold the tip of it 1394 01:17:57,690 --> 01:17:59,930 just to keep it steady, huh? 1395 01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:02,660 Ooh, it's starting to take a firm grip. 1396 01:18:02,690 --> 01:18:03,960 Look at it! 1397 01:18:05,130 --> 01:18:07,200 This is some medieval shit. 1398 01:18:07,230 --> 01:18:10,100 - This is all the way clear. - No thanks, bro. 1399 01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:12,170 - Watch it, man. - It's tight, man. 1400 01:18:12,870 --> 01:18:13,970 Oooh. 1401 01:18:14,010 --> 01:18:15,010 That don't hurt? 1402 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:16,070 That's the weird part, 1403 01:18:16,110 --> 01:18:17,340 it doesn't really hurt. 1404 01:18:17,380 --> 01:18:18,340 Oh, my God. 1405 01:18:18,380 --> 01:18:21,380 Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake. 1406 01:18:21,410 --> 01:18:24,920 A lot of people ask, "What will Jackass be like once we're older?" 1407 01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:27,290 Well, it'll get more mature. 1408 01:18:30,490 --> 01:18:32,220 Me and the homie be Googling weird shit, 1409 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:34,790 but like this would never pop in their head. 1410 01:18:34,830 --> 01:18:36,400 This is brand new. 1411 01:18:36,430 --> 01:18:38,660 Yeah, you're for sure never gonna be president. 1412 01:18:40,270 --> 01:18:41,870 You never know. I'd vote for him. 1413 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:44,000 Yeah! 1414 01:18:45,740 --> 01:18:47,140 The ball flap. 1415 01:18:47,170 --> 01:18:48,470 Wow! 1416 01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:54,250 Yes! Oh, my God! 1417 01:18:56,450 --> 01:18:57,280 Wow! 1418 01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:58,980 Now we know what that's all about. 1419 01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:06,930 So, here we are back at the bullring. 1420 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:11,260 Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring. 1421 01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:13,970 You know, when life was its least valuable 1422 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,970 I would have no part in this bullshit. 1423 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,640 And it's my least favorite thing. 1424 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:19,340 The movie's going so well. 1425 01:19:19,370 --> 01:19:21,370 Why the fuck are we doing this? 1426 01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:29,480 God, dude! 1427 01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,920 - I don't think he's very happy. - No. 1428 01:19:31,950 --> 01:19:33,050 - Have you been around bulls before? - No. 1429 01:19:33,090 --> 01:19:34,120 I've never been around a bull 1430 01:19:34,150 --> 01:19:35,590 in my whole entire life. 1431 01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:36,620 Not a real one. 1432 01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:39,060 Oh, shit. 1433 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:40,390 Oh, shit. 1434 01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:45,870 Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. 1435 01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:51,300 Today, I am going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. 1436 01:19:53,010 --> 01:19:55,470 Oh, fuck! Oh, God! Oh, shit! 1437 01:19:55,910 --> 01:19:57,140 Woo-hoo-hoo! 1438 01:20:01,050 --> 01:20:03,080 Oh, no! Oh, shit! 1439 01:20:04,180 --> 01:20:06,120 Oh, no. 1440 01:20:06,150 --> 01:20:07,590 Jesus. 1441 01:20:07,620 --> 01:20:08,760 There we go. 1442 01:20:15,030 --> 01:20:16,090 He's okay. 1443 01:20:16,130 --> 01:20:17,730 Hey, J, talk to me. You okay? 1444 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,360 You all right? 1445 01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:22,130 You doing okay? Johnny? 1446 01:20:23,470 --> 01:20:24,970 He's gettin' back, he's coming to. 1447 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,270 He's coming back, yeah. 1448 01:20:26,310 --> 01:20:27,710 You all right? 1449 01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:29,040 That was a violent brawl. 1450 01:20:29,070 --> 01:20:30,580 One-sided to be sure. 1451 01:20:32,850 --> 01:20:33,880 Gnarly. 1452 01:20:33,910 --> 01:20:35,250 So we good, Jeff? 1453 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:36,880 You got exactly what you wanted. 1454 01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:38,580 - Yeah, Knox. - Yeah, Knox. 1455 01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:40,150 Oh, fuck. 1456 01:20:40,190 --> 01:20:41,890 So what happened after it hit me? 1457 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,790 Dude, it's gnarly. 1458 01:20:43,820 --> 01:20:45,390 This is you, this is the bull. 1459 01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:50,430 He didn't mess around, dude. 1460 01:20:50,460 --> 01:20:52,430 He turned around and just nailed him. 1461 01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:54,400 - That was insane. - Yeah, Knox! 1462 01:20:54,430 --> 01:20:57,240 It's probably the biggest hit you've ever taken. 1463 01:20:58,140 --> 01:21:00,240 And that's why he is the captain. 1464 01:21:00,270 --> 01:21:02,710 That bull didn't like fucking magic. 1465 01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:06,240 Yeah, Knox, we love you! 1466 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,480 Love you! 1467 01:21:08,010 --> 01:21:09,150 Captain! 1468 01:21:12,790 --> 01:21:13,790 Hello, Lance. 1469 01:21:14,990 --> 01:21:16,820 - Hello there. - How are you? 1470 01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:18,190 Good. What's new? 1471 01:21:18,220 --> 01:21:22,800 Ah, I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion. 1472 01:21:22,830 --> 01:21:25,460 But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat, 1473 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:29,870 and then put the hat back on, and no milk come out. 1474 01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:31,100 Did milk come out? 1475 01:21:31,140 --> 01:21:32,470 There was some milk on the... 1476 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,670 Oh, shit! 1477 01:21:36,270 --> 01:21:39,080 These guys are gonna get on that centrifuge back there, 1478 01:21:39,110 --> 01:21:41,850 drink as much milk as they can. 1479 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,250 We're gonna see what happens. 1480 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,720 This is the vomitron. 1481 01:21:45,750 --> 01:21:46,890 - Woo! - Yeah! 1482 01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:48,520 Taste the rainbow. 1483 01:21:48,550 --> 01:21:51,260 - Taste the rainbow. - Come on, guys. 1484 01:21:51,290 --> 01:21:54,460 If this is a race to see who vomits first, 1485 01:21:54,490 --> 01:21:57,500 I think I might have it. 1486 01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:01,100 Zach, aim your head down when you throw up. 1487 01:22:01,130 --> 01:22:03,370 It's comin' right at me. 1488 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,600 Oh, God. 1489 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:07,140 I can barely taste the pig cum in this. 1490 01:22:07,210 --> 01:22:09,940 Right? 1491 01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:11,910 All right, chug, chug. 1492 01:22:11,940 --> 01:22:13,180 Oh, shit. 1493 01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:15,180 Here we go! Fuck me! 1494 01:22:15,210 --> 01:22:16,380 Just look at me, Eric. 1495 01:22:16,420 --> 01:22:18,580 - Pound that milk! - Yeah, chug it! 1496 01:22:19,550 --> 01:22:20,590 Oh. 1497 01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:22,120 - Fuck it. - Is he already puking? 1498 01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:23,590 Jasper! 1499 01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:26,360 - Drink your fucking milk! - I'm trying! I'm fuckin' trying! 1500 01:22:26,390 --> 01:22:29,060 Let's pick up the speed! Pick up the speed! 1501 01:22:29,100 --> 01:22:30,730 Whoo! It's pickin' up! 1502 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,630 Ah! Ahh! 1503 01:22:36,970 --> 01:22:38,640 What the fuck did you eat? 1504 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,540 What did he eat? 1505 01:22:42,670 --> 01:22:43,680 Go, go, go! 1506 01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:53,750 Oh, shit! 1507 01:22:53,790 --> 01:22:55,820 What's happening now? 1508 01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:57,220 There's an army truck. 1509 01:22:58,020 --> 01:22:59,460 Holy shit. 1510 01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:01,860 Oh, shit, Imma pass out! 1511 01:23:02,290 --> 01:23:03,360 I'm passing out! 1512 01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:05,160 Zach's passing out? 1513 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,800 I'm passing out. 1514 01:23:06,830 --> 01:23:10,300 I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast. 1515 01:23:10,340 --> 01:23:13,840 Red Robin Three. This is Big Hank Two. 1516 01:23:13,870 --> 01:23:16,370 I want the perimeter bombed, God damn it! 1517 01:23:16,410 --> 01:23:18,580 Bomb them into the stone age, son! 1518 01:23:22,050 --> 01:23:23,620 Stop! 1519 01:23:26,350 --> 01:23:28,590 Stop! Stop! 1520 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,160 What the fuck? What the fuck? 1521 01:23:33,190 --> 01:23:34,390 What the fuck? 1522 01:23:42,670 --> 01:23:44,270 Oh, no! 1523 01:23:44,970 --> 01:23:46,810 It's a paintball time! 1524 01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:48,880 Fire! 1525 01:23:53,210 --> 01:23:55,780 Stop! Stop! 1526 01:23:56,380 --> 01:23:59,380 No more! Oh! 1527 01:23:59,420 --> 01:24:01,490 I got shot in the fuckin' mouth. 1528 01:24:05,890 --> 01:24:07,960 Ah! Dave! Dave! 1529 01:24:07,990 --> 01:24:09,960 Get on the stretcher! 1530 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,360 Get on the stretcher. 1531 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:16,840 Don't get me! Ah! Fuck! 1532 01:24:27,450 --> 01:24:29,710 Someday this war is gonna end. 1533 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:36,390 I don't know how to get out. 1534 01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:39,360 Help me, Eric! Help me! 1535 01:24:42,830 --> 01:24:45,970 I love the smell of paintballs in the morning! 1536 01:24:58,540 --> 01:24:59,540 Ow! 1537 01:25:01,180 --> 01:25:04,850 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1538 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:07,790 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1539 01:25:11,020 --> 01:25:12,360 Ow! Oh! 1540 01:25:12,390 --> 01:25:15,760 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1541 01:25:16,390 --> 01:25:17,860 Fuck, Jeff! 1542 01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:20,830 Look at Dave's face! 1543 01:25:20,870 --> 01:25:22,100 Look at... 1544 01:25:22,130 --> 01:25:26,710 - Oh, my God! - Fuck off! Fuck all the way off! 1545 01:25:27,340 --> 01:25:30,210 Dude, what the fuck? 1546 01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:32,640 - I'm sorry, bro. - That fuckin' hurt! 1547 01:25:33,510 --> 01:25:35,480 Get out there, get out there. 1548 01:25:35,510 --> 01:25:37,250 Poopies... Poopies is hurt. 1549 01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,320 - Are we done? - Let me see. 1550 01:25:39,350 --> 01:25:43,260 - Oh, my God. - Oh my God, damn! 1551 01:25:43,290 --> 01:25:44,620 My dick really hurts, man. 1552 01:25:44,660 --> 01:25:46,060 He got shot in the dick. 1553 01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,990 That was fucked! 1554 01:25:50,230 --> 01:25:51,660 Oh, God. Look at that. 1555 01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:54,170 It's gotta be over, dude. 1556 01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:55,770 I can't get any more hurt. 1557 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,870 I think we're all the way finished, we're through. 1558 01:25:58,370 --> 01:25:59,770 Stick a fork in it. 1559 01:26:00,510 --> 01:26:01,810 We're done. 1560 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,780 Oooh, is that your tooth, dude? 1561 01:26:07,310 --> 01:26:08,510 Wow! 1562 01:26:08,550 --> 01:26:10,350 That's a wrap on the movie. 1563 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:29,730 Oh! 1564 01:26:30,470 --> 01:26:32,910 Huh? 1565 01:26:38,980 --> 01:26:39,980 Oh, my God! 1566 01:26:42,250 --> 01:26:43,450 Oh, shit! 1567 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:45,650 - Watch him get hit in the nuts! - Oh, no! 1568 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:47,750 Oh, fuck! 1569 01:26:48,690 --> 01:26:50,720 Did anyone even film that? 1570 01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:51,920 He was. 1571 01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:00,400 Oh, shit! 1572 01:27:00,430 --> 01:27:05,070 This is the cup that we used for P.K. to hit me in the dick. 1573 01:27:05,100 --> 01:27:06,540 And apparently it worked. 1574 01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:11,640 But there's a big giant dent in it. 1575 01:27:17,980 --> 01:27:19,120 Are you kidding me? 1576 01:27:19,620 --> 01:27:20,820 Flamingo. 1577 01:27:21,690 --> 01:27:23,660 Flamingo, pelican, eh! 1578 01:27:23,690 --> 01:27:24,790 Give that a whirl, yeah. 1579 01:27:24,820 --> 01:27:26,560 Probably, like, her least concern. 1580 01:27:28,330 --> 01:27:29,800 That's awesome. 1581 01:27:29,830 --> 01:27:31,800 I didn't even know he could go that fast. 1582 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,900 Oh, my God! 1583 01:27:38,940 --> 01:27:41,040 I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday. 1584 01:27:41,870 --> 01:27:43,510 Yeah, Parks! 1585 01:27:43,540 --> 01:27:46,880 Good job, dude! You launched! 1586 01:27:46,910 --> 01:27:49,250 That was crazy. 1587 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:53,090 Oh, fuck, yeah, you the main one talkin' shit. Motherfucker, do it! 1588 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:54,920 That's a hot mama. 1589 01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:55,790 Who's this? 1590 01:27:55,820 --> 01:27:57,360 He's my offspring. 1591 01:27:57,390 --> 01:27:59,260 For real, like, I've been watching Jackass 1592 01:27:59,290 --> 01:28:03,060 - since I was like 12 years old, 10 years old. - Right. 1593 01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:06,300 But it's definitely a big impact on life and guess what? We're here. 1594 01:28:06,330 --> 01:28:07,930 We're here, baby! 1595 01:28:07,970 --> 01:28:10,200 Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world, 1596 01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:12,770 not the second biggest either. 1597 01:28:12,810 --> 01:28:15,640 I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group. 1598 01:28:15,670 --> 01:28:21,150 That was what... That was what I was most nervous about is showing it on... 1599 01:28:21,180 --> 01:28:22,450 to the whole world. 1600 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:25,320 - Yeah. - But that's what we're here for. 1601 01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:33,630 My name's Irving Zissman, and I'm a prick. 1602 01:28:35,730 --> 01:28:37,230 And that's the truth. 1603 01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:40,700 I kind of feel like praying right now. 1604 01:28:40,730 --> 01:28:42,900 Boom, boom. boom, boom. 1605 01:28:46,270 --> 01:28:47,610 Was that a prank? 1606 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:54,380 Y'all ain't right, man. 1607 01:28:54,410 --> 01:28:57,350 That was beautiful. 1608 01:28:57,380 --> 01:28:58,950 I love you guys, man, for that. 1609 01:28:58,980 --> 01:29:01,450 Did they put that goofy-ass beard on in makeup? 1610 01:29:01,490 --> 01:29:02,820 You a hater. I knew he was gonna come over 1611 01:29:02,860 --> 01:29:05,560 and say some fuck shit about my nice-ass beard. 1612 01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:07,960 Yeah, 'cause that's... 1613 01:29:11,260 --> 01:29:12,930 Oh, my God! 1614 01:29:12,970 --> 01:29:14,370 Holy fuck. 1615 01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:20,940 Oh, my God, dude. 1616 01:29:21,340 --> 01:29:22,910 Come on, Zach! 1617 01:29:26,510 --> 01:29:27,750 Oh, God! 1618 01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:32,150 Oh, my, you missed the bucket. 1619 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:37,190 I'm in the weirdest position. 1620 01:29:37,220 --> 01:29:40,260 All right, let's get that camera ready with the 16 mil, 1621 01:29:40,290 --> 01:29:41,930 right down Main Street. 1622 01:29:46,730 --> 01:29:48,170 - Hey, Rick. - Hey! 1623 01:29:58,410 --> 01:29:59,880 I was trying to look stoked. 1624 01:30:03,350 --> 01:30:05,250 There it is! 1625 01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:07,020 First time you got cummed on? 1626 01:30:07,050 --> 01:30:08,620 Yeah. For sure. 1627 01:30:08,650 --> 01:30:09,960 Or the second. 1628 01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:17,300 - I am, I have no... - Okay, listen. 1629 01:30:17,330 --> 01:30:18,700 Did we get it? 1630 01:30:20,170 --> 01:30:22,300 - You just gotta take it. - You just gotta go. 1631 01:30:22,330 --> 01:30:24,300 - Take it like a man. - You just gotta take it. 1632 01:30:29,070 --> 01:30:30,080 Cut! Cut! 1633 01:30:30,710 --> 01:30:32,310 That's good. 1634 01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:34,280 Three, two, one! 1635 01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:40,320 - Ow, ow, ow! - Ow, my hand's burned. 1636 01:30:40,350 --> 01:30:41,990 Ow, my hand's burning! 1637 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,420 Hey, Dave. 1638 01:30:43,460 --> 01:30:44,760 - Dave, you good, bro? - Yeah. 1639 01:30:44,790 --> 01:30:45,890 I'm all right, I'll be all right. 1640 01:30:45,930 --> 01:30:47,190 I'm just going... I am burned. 1641 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:50,960 Oh, God! 1642 01:30:51,230 --> 01:30:52,230 Fuck! 1643 01:30:55,940 --> 01:30:57,270 How's his head? 1644 01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:03,080 Can't have nothin' nice, can I? 1645 01:31:06,210 --> 01:31:08,880 Will you make him an actual coffee, Stephanie, thank you. 1646 01:31:08,910 --> 01:31:11,280 - Oh, dude. - Here, I made you another one. 1647 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,320 Awesome. 1648 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:31,670 That's actually not the milkshake. 1649 01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:32,910 All right! 1650 01:31:33,710 --> 01:31:35,470 Dude wanted to be just like me. 1651 01:31:36,540 --> 01:31:38,540 What? Dude, that's sick. 1652 01:31:38,580 --> 01:31:41,610 Trailer moment. Don't move. 1653 01:31:46,090 --> 01:31:47,090 We ready? 1654 01:31:49,260 --> 01:31:50,260 Huh? 1655 01:31:50,620 --> 01:31:52,120 He's ready. 1656 01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:54,260 So we're all ready to do this? 1657 01:31:54,290 --> 01:31:55,360 We're ready. 1658 01:31:55,390 --> 01:31:57,130 Everyone rolling? 1659 01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:59,300 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1660 01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:04,870 Oh, my God! 1661 01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:07,870 - Wow! - That is legit right there. 1662 01:32:07,910 --> 01:32:10,310 Let me get in on that one. 1663 01:32:10,340 --> 01:32:12,850 I'm running around in a G-string for a living. 1664 01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:14,650 You are making a living at that right now. 1665 01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:15,710 Yeah. 1666 01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:16,950 It looked good on you. 1667 01:32:18,750 --> 01:32:22,420 I summon Sarcophilus Satanicus 1668 01:32:22,450 --> 01:32:26,990 to come and eat the flesh of the wallaby. 1669 01:32:27,030 --> 01:32:29,090 I can totally see through Steve-O's. 1670 01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:37,970 This is so gross, man. 1671 01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:40,040 Can we get one with the finger in your mouth? 1672 01:32:43,210 --> 01:32:46,310 I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fuckin' place. 1673 01:32:46,350 --> 01:32:49,010 I'm Dave England and I got to take a shit. 1674 01:32:53,250 --> 01:32:55,490 I hope you're gonna get that son of a bitch. 1675 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:59,120 I took a huge coil in there and it stunk so bad. 1676 01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:02,830 Weren't you on 90210 not too long ago... 1677 01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:11,270 Hey, come here. Jump... 1678 01:33:13,770 --> 01:33:16,110 Get it off! Get it off! 1679 01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:18,040 Hold the collar up so I can see it. 1680 01:33:21,610 --> 01:33:23,550 Did I get you? 1681 01:33:23,580 --> 01:33:28,820 We're going to convince Kosick that this is a piece of audio equipment. 1682 01:33:28,850 --> 01:33:30,960 Unbeknownst to him, he's gonna be shocked. 1683 01:33:30,990 --> 01:33:32,360 Yeah, it's a microphone. 1684 01:33:32,390 --> 01:33:33,390 I don't hear nothing. 1685 01:33:40,370 --> 01:33:41,600 Stop it now. Stop it. 1686 01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:46,000 Hey, let's eat. 1687 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:47,670 Who wants some? 1688 01:33:47,710 --> 01:33:48,910 Face your fears. 1689 01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:55,180 He put his hands down! What a pussy. Don't look. 1690 01:33:55,210 --> 01:33:58,250 Dude, just kick back. It's not like we really care. 1691 01:33:59,450 --> 01:34:00,650 Dude, dude! 1692 01:34:03,390 --> 01:34:04,690 Ow, ow! Dude! 1693 01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:06,430 Dude! Chill! 1694 01:34:06,460 --> 01:34:07,960 Chill, dude! 1695 01:34:07,990 --> 01:34:09,430 It's for the movie, dude. 1696 01:34:10,030 --> 01:34:12,460 He kicked your ass, dude. 1697 01:34:16,740 --> 01:34:18,540 How's Raab not in this? 1698 01:34:18,570 --> 01:34:20,470 I'm the smart one. I already know what's going to happen. 1699 01:34:20,510 --> 01:34:23,310 Hey, I'm Raab Himself and this is Bungy-Wedgie. 1700 01:34:32,950 --> 01:34:34,350 Watch out. 1701 01:34:39,660 --> 01:34:40,690 Stop it! 1702 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,130 Oh! You got my nuts! 1703 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,600 Oh, man, I'm stuck. 1704 01:35:07,090 --> 01:35:09,350 And cut. 1705 01:35:54,900 --> 01:35:59,900 thanks explosiveskull