1 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:13,762 {\an8}(TYPEWRITER GEARS CRANKING) 2 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:18,059 - (TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING) - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 3 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:45,378 Hey! Does commitment have one T or two? 4 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,465 Nobody? 5 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,384 - Ah, fuck it. Who cares? - (LIGHTER CLICKS) 6 00:00:53,928 --> 00:01:00,935 (TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING) 7 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,772 (TYPEWRITER BELL DINGS) 8 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,149 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 9 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,656 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 10 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:17,117 {\an8}- ♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Oh, do you like this? 11 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,118 {\an8}Love it. 12 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:20,370 {\an8}Ah. So, Gordon told me what you did... 13 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:24,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 14 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,876 (ALL LAUGHING) 15 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,296 ♪ (BAND SINGING IN SPANISH) ♪ 16 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:36,512 (IN ENGLISH) Oh! You know what, tell them. 17 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,555 Come on. Tell them, tell them about Guatemala. 18 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,849 Ah! (CHUCKLES) Uh, yeah. 19 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,768 These girls don't want to hear about that. 20 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,144 {\an8}- Tell us! - Please, Edward. 21 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,146 {\an8}- G. GORDON LIDDY: Yeah, go on. - Tell a story. 22 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,482 You know how a lot of guys say they're with the CIA 23 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,817 so they can get you into bed, 24 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,401 when they really just sell aluminum siding? 25 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:56,073 Well, he really worked for the CIA. 26 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,115 Come on! 27 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:59,910 No, you're right. I sell aluminum siding. 28 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,829 - Stop it! - (LAUGHS) I knew it! 29 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,872 He's lying. He's making me look like a liar. 30 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,707 E. HOWARD HUNT: Funny story about Guatemala. 31 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:10,879 I let el presidente and his wife escape into exile. 32 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,966 They insisted that this scrawny 33 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,051 Argentine medical student come with them. 34 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,220 - (CHUCKLES) - And do you know 35 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,765 - who that kid was? - Who? 36 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,520 Ernesto Guevara. 37 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,440 - (GIGGLES) - (LAUGHS) 38 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,276 Che fucking Guevara. 39 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,819 - Che. - Far out. 40 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,654 Do you know who that is? 41 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,322 - A musician? - LIDDY: No. 42 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:40,784 When the CIA assassinated Che, 43 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:44,454 they sent this guy the son of a bitch's hands 44 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:49,251 - in a fucking box! In a box! - Hey, who's telling this story? 45 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,544 - (LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry. 46 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,379 I just love that part, though. 47 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,257 (LAUGHS) In a box! Hello! 48 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,717 (BOTH LAUGH) 49 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,677 - Hands in a box. - And tiny. 50 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,095 "Merry Christmas. Oh, it's a present? 51 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,763 No, it's fucking hands!" (LAUGHS) 52 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:06,643 (CHUCKLES) So, like, what do you need us for? 53 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:10,397 Well, we've got big plans for the Democrats! (CHUCKLES) 54 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:13,150 As you may or may not know, 55 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,987 the Democratic National Convention will be held here. 56 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,489 - In Miami. - Uh, yeah. We're well aware. 57 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:22,659 - It's high season. - We would set you two up 58 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:27,372 with a few of your friends in a swanky yacht, 59 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,291 with all the champagne 60 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:32,669 and cocaine your little hearts desired, 61 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:35,631 and a couple of hidden movie cameras 62 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,799 for our friends back in Washington. 63 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,218 - Like, for blackmail? - (CLICKS TONGUE) Ooh! 64 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:43,221 So, how do we know we can trust you? 65 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:45,975 My word is my bond. 66 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:49,979 (CLICKS TONGUE) 67 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,149 I do not bend. 68 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:57,820 And I do not break. 69 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,492 Please stop. 70 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,292 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 71 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,570 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 72 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,120 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (SIGHS) 73 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,206 {\an8}Oh! May I see some ID? 74 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,002 {\an8}Jim. I just walked out of here 15 minutes ago. 75 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,920 - You saw me leave. - Did I? 76 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,880 You know I outrank you. 77 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:02,217 Members of the Committee need to have ID on them at all times. 78 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,511 Do you ask Mitchell for his ID? 79 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,805 No. I know John Mitchell by sight. 80 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,016 He's the attorney general and head of the committee. 81 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,517 Well... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 82 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,394 ...you're about to get very used to the sight of me. 83 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,188 {\an8}- I just moved my office here. - I'll vouch for him, Jim. 84 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,065 {\an8}Gordon here's in charge of dirty tricks. 85 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:18,358 First thing tomorrow, 86 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,027 we're actually going to pitch his million-dollar, 87 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,903 rat-fucking idea to Mr. Mitchell. 88 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,365 Oh, is that so? Good luck with that. 89 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,452 JEB MAGRUDER: Let's go. 90 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,704 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 91 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:34,374 Jeb, do not tell people what I really do here. 92 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,668 - Especially that oddball. - Ooh! 93 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,211 - Are these the goods, Gordo? - Hey! 94 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:41,506 Yes, straight from the CIA art department. 95 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:45,469 - What happened to your hand? - I burned it. On purpose. 96 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,763 Hey, where is this spook partner of yours? 97 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,931 LIDDY: He'll be popping by from the White House. 98 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,309 Don't you worry. He will be here. 99 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:55,063 - Morning, gentlemen. - Howard Hunt, Jeb Magruder. 100 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,482 Jeb, pleased to meet you. 101 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,733 How did you get in here? 102 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:03,195 - How do you like steel? - Oh, do you play? 103 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,114 HOWARD: Well, I dabble. Yeah. 104 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,325 You and I might need to get out on the court, 105 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,785 mix it up at my club. 106 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,078 Ah, Chevy Chase, right? 107 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:13,330 I heard all you CIA spooks belong there. 108 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,540 Lakewood, actually. 109 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:19,961 Chevy Chase is a little stuffy for my taste. (CHUCKLES) 110 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,005 - See you on the court. - (CHUCKLES) 111 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:24,091 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 112 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,636 - What is that? - Walther Luftpistole. 113 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,222 Like the James Bond posters? 114 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,140 Mm, mm. 115 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,017 (SIGHS) 116 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,394 Silent. 117 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:36,770 Lethal. 118 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:37,813 - German. - (GUN CLICKS) 119 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,147 Oh, okay! Okay. 120 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:42,234 Hey, I don't care if it can suck my cock and cook me breakfast, 121 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,568 there's no guns in the office, Gordon. 122 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,446 Everyone's a lot safer with this baby here in my desk. 123 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,156 - (DRAWER CLOSES) - Oh, Jesus. 124 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,993 {\an8}- ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 125 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,709 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 126 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,003 Hi, Willie. 127 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:04,631 - Oh, let me get that, dear. - FRAN LIDDY: Oh! (CHUCKLES) 128 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,258 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHING) 129 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:10,470 - Wow, this is really something. - Oh, well. It's not bad. 130 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,514 You should see the University Club. 131 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,474 GUEST: Oh, hi! 132 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,517 Gordon, maybe we should join a club. 133 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,686 I'm game. Good for hobnobbing. 134 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,646 - (HOWARD CHUCKLES) - Think you could get us in here? 135 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,649 Well, it is a two-year waitlist. 136 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,609 FRAN: Dear, I think that's a very kind way of saying 137 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,696 - we wouldn't get in. - Oh, I... I got it. 138 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,532 Don't take wop-mick mongrels from Hoboken. 139 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,659 So much for the Master Race, eh, Gordon? 140 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,119 - (CHUCKLES) - Touché. 141 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:37,330 - Ah, aloha, Mr. Hunt. - Ah, aloha, Louis. 142 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,498 Got your favorite table all ready. 143 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,541 - Right this way. - Thank you. 144 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,210 - Wonderful. - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 145 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,713 - This is so exciting! (CHUCKLES) - (LIDDY CHUCKLES) 146 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,006 (FRAN GASPS) 147 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,507 HOWARD: By this time tomorrow, 148 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,384 Gordon and I should have John Mitchell 149 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,094 eating out of our hands. 150 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,263 DOROTHY HUNT: Hmm, just like Martha. 151 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,932 (ALL LAUGH) 152 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,225 LISA HUNT: Ow! 153 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,727 LIDDY: Hell, yeah. 154 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,645 - Okay! Come on - (LISA LAUGHS) 155 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,689 Did you know they were going to be here? 156 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,442 - No, I didn't. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - Are those your children? 157 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,527 - Hmm. - Yes. 158 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,030 - Hey! - Oh. 159 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,615 Going up. (CLEARS THROAT) 160 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:13,992 I am way too fucking high to go over there right now. 161 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,535 It'll be worse if we don't. 162 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:18,163 - Good. Here they come. - Coming over. 163 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,166 - Lisa's acting weird. - How can you tell? 164 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,503 - (BREATHES DEEPLY) - Hello, Daddy-o. 165 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,925 (CLICKS TONGUE, CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 166 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,094 Lisa, St. John, this is Fran and Gordon Liddy. 167 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,222 Hi. You must be the Smithie? 168 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,933 No, that's Kevan, my younger sister. 169 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:41,686 - I'm Lisa. The other one. - Oh. 170 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,855 Yeah, I'm the one they don't talk about. 171 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,065 The college dropout. 172 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,442 Your father absolutely mentioned you. 173 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:49,152 You are the one that had the car accident. 174 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,863 - Gordon! - What? She did. 175 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,115 - (GIGGLES) - A pretty bad blow to the head. 176 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,576 (BOTH LAUGH) 177 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:57,369 ST. JOHN HUNT: Sorry. 178 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,162 - Are you okay, sweetie? - (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 179 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:02,290 She's fine. She just needs some air. Right? 180 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,668 Uh, yeah, we should hit the road. 181 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,045 - (STAMMERS, CHUCKLES) - Yes. 182 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,298 - Enchanté. - Auf wiedersehen. 183 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,467 - She seems very bright. - Hmm. 184 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,593 The boy, too. 185 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,637 I don't know what gave you that impression. 186 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,222 - Who's hungry? - ♪ (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 187 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,558 You know, that's quite the, uh, hippy cut on your boy. 188 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:24,938 Hmm. Reminds me of the time that I busted Timothy Leary. 189 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:28,400 Oh, that man should be rotting in a cold cell. 190 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,402 He was living in this great big mansion, 191 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,445 all these zonked-out hippie kids... 192 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,947 - Mm-hmm. - LIDDY: ...urinating 193 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,449 - and defecating on the floor. - Good Lord, Gordon. 194 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,827 Maybe we're not country club material after all. 195 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,996 - (CHUCKLES) - LIDDY: Say, what if we were to pitch 196 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:44,541 Mitchell something like that at the Democratic convention? 197 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:48,379 You know, sort of show some of those stoner supporters 198 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,630 pissing on the floor. 199 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:54,134 (CHUCKLING) You could have them shouting. 200 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,679 - "Piss on Nixon, Piss on Nixon!" - (LAUGHS) 201 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,308 "Piss on Nixon"! That is genius. 202 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,183 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 203 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,436 Uh, what do you think about that, Fran? 204 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,897 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, Gordon and I never discuss his work. 205 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:09,858 That's our secret to a happy marriage. 206 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,319 Oh, I wondered what the secret was. 207 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,987 - (CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES, CLICKS TONGUE) 208 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,489 Well, the junkies would certainly be arrested, 209 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:19,159 and they would tell the police that they've been paid. 210 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,160 Excuse me? 211 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,871 It's very high-risk, low-reward. 212 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,457 Howard, maybe we just talk about it tomorrow at work. 213 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,544 I don't know. It's risky. Maybe too risky. 214 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,713 - I'm sorry, uh, Mr. Hunt? - Hey, Don! 215 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,716 - This is my friend, Gordon. - Oh, pleasure. Uh... 216 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,218 Um, there's a bit of an incident with your daughter. 217 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,680 What? All right. All right. Let's go. 218 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,476 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 219 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,019 LISA: Then why don't you apologize to him! 220 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,812 - Get your hands off of me! - Calm down! 221 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,648 Louis, tell them what he just said to you! 222 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,691 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - I really didn't hear anything. 223 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,736 Now, Lisa, maybe you misheard what you thought you heard. 224 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,363 Louis just doesn't want to be fired 225 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,490 for being Black and outspoken! 226 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,533 I don't want to be fired, period. 227 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:03,036 You had to create a scene here? 228 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,830 Do you have any idea how important tomorrow is to me? 229 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,374 Do you know how much you've embarrassed us? 230 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,586 - I am so sorry, everyone. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 231 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,798 Lisa, honey, we love you. 232 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,133 I think you need some rest, okay? 233 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,427 So why don't you go home, the two of you. 234 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,763 Come on, sis. I'm really hungry. 235 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:26,351 Oh, Tom? Uh, Lisa wants to say sorry. 236 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,270 Yeah, go ahead. 237 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,611 I'm sorry. 238 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,656 - Thank you. - LISA: Racist fucking pig! 239 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,076 - Goddammit! - HOWARD: Hey! Stop that! 240 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,707 I am so sorry, everyone. Tom. I really... 241 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,458 Uh, Don, 242 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,752 whatever the damages are, just put them on my bill. 243 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,588 Right. Of course, I will. 244 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,048 Okay. Thank you. 245 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,591 Excuse me, Mr. Hunt, 246 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,637 speaking of finances, uh, you're late again. 247 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,638 I'd ordinarily let it slide, 248 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,473 but this has been four months in a row. 249 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,809 - Oh! It's been that long? - (SCOFFS) Four months? 250 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,687 It's still... The White House has been running me ragged. 251 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,272 And... And we're very proud 252 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,773 that you're there working on our behalf, 253 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,276 but I just wanted to remind you, in case it had slipped your mind. 254 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,444 No, absolutely not. 255 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,696 We will take care of everything, won't we, Howard? 256 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:23,367 Yes. Absolutely, we will take care of everything. 257 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,952 Thank you. 258 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,246 {\an8}♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 259 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,123 {\an8}LIDDY: And that, gentlemen, 260 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,834 {\an8}is how we will suppress the Negro vote. 261 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,004 Next up, in this treasure trove of operations 262 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:40,467 we call Project GEMSTONE, Project SAPPHIRE. 263 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,385 {\an8}What if we were able to turn Democrats 264 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,555 {\an8}into free-flowing sources of information? 265 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,640 {\an8}- How would we do that? - Blackmail. 266 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:51,311 While the Democratic convention is in full swing in Miami, 267 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,729 we charter a yacht. 268 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:56,525 Downstairs in the staterooms, hookers. 269 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,445 HOWARD: Behind the two-way mirror, 270 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,989 lowlight movies and still cameras. 271 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,825 We are envisioning an Oriental theme for the boat... 272 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,619 - Sorry, question. - LIDDY: Yes. 273 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,663 So, the hookers are Oriental? 274 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:14,125 Uh, negative. The hookers will pose 275 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,252 as unfaithful DNC housewives and staffers, 276 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,546 so, ergo, Celtic-Teutonic extraction. 277 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,173 Uh, so, the hookers are German? 278 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:23,051 No. Celtic-Teutonic. You know, like my wife. 279 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,887 - Your wife's a hooker? - Jeb... 280 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,849 Next up, radical agitators have vowed to disrupt 281 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,352 the GOP convention in San Diego. 282 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:36,105 Project DIAMOND will temporarily decapitate the leadership 283 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,190 of the radical left. 284 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,692 And transport the leading hippies, yuppies, 285 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:43,071 and Weather Underground maniacs to Mexico 286 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,864 for the duration of the convention. 287 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,867 - (PEN CLICKS) - Said leaders are returned, 288 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:51,913 unharmed but disoriented, after the convention. 289 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,416 Or not, you know. A fist full of pesos 290 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,002 digs a pretty deep ditch in Mexico. 291 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,880 (LIDDY AND HOWARD CHUCKLE) 292 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,758 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 293 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,051 So, you're going to kill people? 294 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,761 HOWARD: (CHUCKLES) That was a joke. 295 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:10,473 - Yeah, but we can. - Temporary relocation. Unharmed. 296 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:13,726 We can absolutely have them killed, that's not... 297 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,603 Fine. We won't have them killed, 298 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:19,607 because Project RUBY is already underway, 299 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,608 as we have recruited 300 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,235 covert operatives to plant inside 301 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,738 both the Democratic candidate's campaign and the DNC. 302 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,198 That about wraps it up. 303 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,243 Oh, no. Project GARNET, is a classic false flag op. 304 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,997 We round up Miami's seediest undesirables and outfit them 305 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,999 with all the Democrat paraphernalia 306 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,293 their filthy little hands can carry. 307 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,588 Which brings us to Project EMERALD. 308 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,132 Our high-speed chase plane electronically eavesdrops 309 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,427 on the enemy candidate's planes and campaign buses. 310 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,221 Project CRYSTAL, microwave interception 311 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,681 of telephonic conversations. 312 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,725 Project TOPAZ. 313 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,729 And last, but not least, Project OPAL. 314 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,815 Bugging the DNC and the candidate. 315 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,776 We'll be able to intercept confidential information, 316 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,779 and anticipate strategy, whether it's Muskie, 317 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:10,783 or if Teddy manages to steal the nomination. 318 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,620 But no matter who they run, 319 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,123 Project GEMSTONE will give us the strategic edge we need 320 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,626 to secure the president's victory. 321 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,546 Four more years of peace, prosperity, and strength, 322 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:28,135 all for the low, low price of one million dollars. 323 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,679 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 324 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,229 A million dollars is a hell of a lot more money 325 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,274 - than I had in mind. - A lot more. 326 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,193 What about a half million dollars? 327 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,613 Gordon. Burn all that. 328 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,949 Don't give it to some lackey to throw into a dumpster. 329 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,786 I want you to burn it in your own fireplace 330 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,246 with your own two hands. 331 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,415 Yep. 332 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,629 - ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 333 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,091 (CLICKS TONGUE) Want to grab a beer? 334 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,344 Yeah, sorry. I gotta go home. 335 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,942 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 336 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,779 (EXHALES) 337 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,999 You still have your writing. They can't take that from you. 338 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,252 I feel like I was given one last chance 339 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,254 and it got yanked away. 340 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,964 Mitchell was furious. 341 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:52,093 Gordon just kept going and going. It's over, Dot. 342 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,263 I'm going to be stuck at Mullen for the rest of my life. 343 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,641 On the bright side, we're done with Herr Liddy. 344 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,935 Welcome home, Papa. 345 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,272 We're jamming at Sully's. You want to come? 346 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,190 Doesn't that sound like fun, Papa? 347 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,650 That is absolutely 348 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,737 the last thing my splitting headache needs. 349 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,365 - Good luck, kiddo. - Sure, whatever. It's fine. 350 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,617 You'll get another chance, honey. 351 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:21,039 I would love to see your band. Are you taking requests? 352 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,207 - Mom. - Yeah? 353 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,959 ST. JOHN: We're not playing MacArthur Park. 354 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,170 DOROTHY: Come on! 355 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,507 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 356 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:39,015 Mr. Hunt! Mr. Liddy wants you to read Jack Anderson's column 357 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,558 and call him immediately. 358 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,770 HOWARD: Mr. Liddy can go fuck himself. 359 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,062 NEWS ANCHOR: Good evening. 360 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:47,607 Charges made by newspaper columnist Jack Anderson 361 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,443 have raised grave questions about the integrity 362 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,861 of the Nixon administration. 363 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,821 Anderson wrote today that he has evidence 364 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,449 that the International Telephone and Telegraph company 365 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,785 made a secret deal with the administration 366 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,789 to obtain a favorable settlement of a giant antitrust suit. 367 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,125 Anderson said that a memo he obtained from ITT files 368 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,836 showed that the settlement was a payoff for a pledge 369 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,507 by ITT to contribute up to 400,000 dollars 370 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,675 for the upcoming Republican National Convention 371 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,885 in San Diego. 372 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,347 Anderson quotes ITT's top lobbyist, Dita Beard, 373 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,641 saying she discussed arrangements for settling 374 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,726 the case with Attorney General John Mitchell 375 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,645 at a party last May. 376 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,314 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 377 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,151 - Liddy here. - It's Howard. Got your message. 378 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,446 LIDDY: Howard, thank you for, uh, calling me back. 379 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,490 HOWARD: Of course. I just read the paper. 380 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,075 - You saw it? - HOWARD: Hmm. 381 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,161 "We now have evidence that the settlement 382 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:46,374 of the Nixon Administration's biggest antitrust case 383 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,503 was privately arranged between Attorney General John Mitchell 384 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,381 and the top lobbyist for the company involved." 385 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,217 LIDDY: "For 400,000 dollars in hotel rooms, 386 00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,847 and we have this on the word of the lobbyist herself, 387 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,140 crusty, capable Dita Beard, 388 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,560 the International Telephone and Telegraph Company. 389 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,771 She acknowledged the secret deal after we obtained 390 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,941 a highly incriminating memo, 391 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:15,027 written by her, from ITT's files." 392 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,821 HOWARD: They're going to crucify Mitchell. 393 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,533 LIDDY: And the president, unless we can figure out how to stop it. 394 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,368 (SIGHS) Shit. 395 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,828 LIDDY: We've got a second chance, Howard. 396 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,539 I will call you later. 397 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,708 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 398 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,126 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - MAGRUDER: Hey, Gordo. 399 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,087 - You see the papers? Dita Beard? - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 400 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,757 Jack Anderson has her memo that says Mitchell got Justice 401 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,759 to drop an antitrust lawsuit 402 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,596 in exchange for 400,000 dollars' worth 403 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,849 of San Diego hotel rooms for the Republican convention? 404 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,934 Yeah. 405 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,606 He is accusing our boss of felony bribery. 406 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,733 If they connect this to the president... 407 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,775 Calm down, okay. 408 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,360 The White House said that the memo's a fake. 409 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,529 It's just the usual anti-Nixon hatchet job 410 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,909 by the liberal press. This will blow over, trust me. 411 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,370 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - The Senate Judiciary Committee plans to hold a hearing tomorrow 412 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,247 on charges that the Nixon Administration 413 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,917 made a secret deal with the International Telephone 414 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,460 and Telegraph Company. 415 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,755 REPORTER: Attorney General John Mitchell has been summoned to testify 416 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,715 and answer accusations of bribery 417 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,091 raised by the so-called 418 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,968 - Dita Beard memo. - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 419 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,304 MAGRUDER: Well, Mitchell's officially fucked. 420 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,848 But we still need to have a goddamned convention. 421 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,017 Yeah, well, I'm not going to hang him out to dry. 422 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,769 Jim, we are moving the convention to Miami, 423 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,229 ergo, we're not paying 424 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,439 a San Diego security firm jack shit. 425 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,774 All right, I'm gonna call him right now. 426 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,442 Okay, I'll have the president send him a bunch 427 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,778 of fucking buttons or something. 428 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,907 Oh, may I see some ID? 429 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,826 (JAMES W. MCCORD. GIGGLES) 430 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,871 - NEWS ANCHOR: ...in which she emphatically denied... - Jeb. 431 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:53,000 Howard and I would like to talk to the attorney general and offer our support. 432 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,169 MAGRUDER: Are you two out of your fucking minds? 433 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,380 Do you think John Mitchell gives a rat's ass 434 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,173 about your bullshit pranks right now? 435 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,676 Mitchell doesn't want to hear from you two bozos. 436 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:05,012 The almighty United States Senate is investigating 437 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,014 this ITT memo bullshit. Okay? 438 00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,517 We had to move the entire convention out of San Diego 439 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,437 so there would be no reminder of Sheraton Hotels. 440 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,063 And the worst part, 441 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,066 is that we had 400 grand in free hotel rooms. 442 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,903 And you know who's paying for it now? I am! 443 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,365 PAUL DUKE: Columnist Jack Anderson returned for a final day of testimony... 444 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,200 I knew this Dita Beard stuff was gonna come back 445 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,410 and bite us in the ass. 446 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:31,288 - This is the whole reelection! - What can I do to help? 447 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:34,126 You want to help? Go kill Jack Anderson. 448 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:39,755 - (EXHALES) Roger that. - I mean... 449 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:43,134 DUKE: ...and for him to suggest that he didn't know 450 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,218 about the arrangements 451 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,303 for the convention that he's going to direct, 452 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:49,390 uh... (CLEARS THROAT) ...that strains the truth. 453 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,559 - And, uh... - I just talked to my guy. 454 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,644 If we don't pay, he's going to sue. 455 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,979 Uh, where is Gordon? 456 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,064 - He left. - Where'd he go? 457 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,691 He said he was off to kill Jack Anderson. 458 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,111 - ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Oh, shit. Here. 459 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,240 Move! Goddammit, move! Move! 460 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:10,662 Gordon! Gordon! Hey! Hey! 461 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,915 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (PANTS) McCord told me... 462 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,919 Are you going to shoot Jack Anderson? 463 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:25,551 When I get an order, I execute it, Jeb. 464 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,928 I was joking, you crazy bastard! 465 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:31,307 (SIGHS) Come on, I want to talk to you upstairs. 466 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,101 (GROANS) 467 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,980 I am no joke. 468 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:41,234 - I am serious. Deadly serious. - (GROANS) 469 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:43,444 (GROANS) 470 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,989 You touch me again, and I will kill you. 471 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,576 (GROANS) 472 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,750 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (KETTLE WHISTLING) 473 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,712 Yes, if you could have, uh, Dr. Downey call back 474 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,131 as soon as possible. 475 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,967 Well, it's about my daughter, Lisa. 476 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:07,968 DOROTHY: Howard. 477 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,553 Yeah. (EXHALES) Okay. Thank you. 478 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,472 - I left word with the doctor. - (EXHALES) 479 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,265 - She's going to be okay. - She... she's locked herself 480 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,475 - in the bathroom. - (GROANS SOFTLY) 481 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,061 She won't come out. It's... It's getting worse. 482 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,772 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (CUP CLATTERS) 483 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,773 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 484 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,777 Lisa. Open up. Your mother's getting worried. 485 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,362 Maybe she fell asleep? 486 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,072 - In the tub? - I hear something. 487 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,615 - Lisa? Sweetie? - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 488 00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:33,452 - Lisa, open this door right now! - Don't yell. 489 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:36,247 - I'm not yelling! - Yelling doesn't help anything. 490 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,165 - Is Lisa gonna be okay? - Go back in your room! 491 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:41,627 Don't yell at him! Lisa, open this door right now, 492 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,004 - or I'm gonna break it down! - DOROTHY: Howard. Howard! 493 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,840 - (TELEPHONE RINGING) - (PANTS) Go answer that. 494 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,591 - It might be the doctor. - (BREATHES HEAVILY) 495 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,343 - (TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING) - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 496 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,722 - What a nightmare. - DOROTHY: Lisa, please. Lisa. 497 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,355 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (CLICKS TONGUE) Hunt residence. 498 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,190 - COLSON'S SECRETARY: Howard Hunt, please? - Speaking. 499 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,484 COLSON'S SECRETARY: I have Charles Colson calling from the White House. 500 00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:07,654 - Put him through. - COLSON'S SECRETARY: Hold, please. 501 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,657 - CHUCK COLSON: Howard! - Mm. (GULPS) 502 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,826 Chuck! How the hell are you? 503 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,954 - COLSON: Doing good, and you? - Oh, fine and dandy. 504 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:21,876 (STAMMERS) Just a typical Saturday with the family. 505 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,377 COLSON: Howard, there's been a development 506 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,962 with the Dita Beard situation. 507 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,381 Sweetie? Lisa. 508 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,258 Sis? Come on. Open up. Please? 509 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,302 DOROTHY: (EXHALES) What did the doctor say? 510 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,846 That was Colson. I'm needed at the White House. 511 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,598 DOROTHY: No. You're needed here. 512 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,141 Your family needs you. 513 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,393 Your daughter needs you. I need you! 514 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,855 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) I don't know what to do with this. 515 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,650 She won't come out. Everything I do is wrong. 516 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,860 What do you want from me? 517 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,279 How about for once you make us feel like we matter 518 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,116 more than your stupid job or the stupid White House? 519 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,286 That you give a damn about your family? 520 00:24:57,412 --> 00:25:00,665 Lisa. Lisa, please, honey. Come on. 521 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,294 Sweetie? (EXHALES) 522 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,007 (GRUNTS) 523 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,760 - What the fuck! - DOROTHY: Lisa? 524 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,931 She's fine. I care. I'm going to work. 525 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,849 - Honey. - Hi, Mama. 526 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,643 - My God. - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 527 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:23,230 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 528 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:29,778 Sorry. 529 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:35,282 Gentlemen. The White House's experts say the Dita Beard memo 530 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,325 is a problem. 531 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,994 But if we can keep Beard from testifying, 532 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,372 the case against Mitchell will collapse. 533 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,832 Uh, I'm sorry. Sorry. So what do you need us for? 534 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:48,671 Because the Senate deposes Beard tomorrow... 535 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:51,799 and if she testifies that she did write it, 536 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,094 her testimony will be on the record, then the... 537 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,097 that's enough for the Senate to keep digging. 538 00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,723 And why would she do that? 539 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,226 - Jesus Christ. - That's why Colson wants us 540 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,895 to get her out of town and shut her up. 541 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:08,023 That would certainly be fortunate. 542 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:11,361 Gentlemen. Who knows? You may even impress Mr. Mitchell. 543 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,530 (GRUNTS) 544 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,949 You know what we could do which would solve this problem... 545 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:20,495 Please, Gordon, do not say, "Kill her." 546 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:27,334 A dead dog chases no cars. 547 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:32,881 (SIGHS) The murder of the Senate's lead witness 548 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:37,344 would not lessen Mitchell's legal scrutiny. 549 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:41,015 Fine. But solving this would put us 550 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,183 in Mitchell's good graces. 551 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:47,229 Yeah. That is going to take some finesse. 552 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,773 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 553 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,090 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 554 00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,474 Who the fuck are you? 555 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,810 Mrs. Beard, my name is George F. Leonard, 556 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:28,103 and I am an attorney. 557 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:32,358 Bullshit! You look like one of those Manson family freaks. 558 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:36,820 I apologize for the late hour and the disguise, 559 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:40,742 but I suspect you are under FBI surveillance. 560 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:46,872 What do you want? 561 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:50,251 I'm here to offer you some free legal advice. 562 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,138 Hmm. How many kids do you have? 563 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,431 - DITA BEARD: Five. - Oh? 564 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,601 All grown or in military school. 565 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:10,438 Outstanding. I have five myself. 566 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,564 (CLICKS TONGUE) So, George, 567 00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:16,193 you said you had friends at the White House? 568 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,987 (CLICKS TONGUE) Affirmative. (SIGHS) 569 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:23,200 Well, some fair-haired fucker over there is spreading rumors 570 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:26,120 that Jack Anderson and I are homosexuals, 571 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:30,916 that we're in cahoots on some sort of lesbo-homo plot 572 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,460 - against Nixon. (SCOFFS) - (LIDDY SCOFFS) 573 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:36,380 I can assure you, I know nothing about that. 574 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,965 Neither homo nor lesbo. 575 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,342 Do I look like a lesbian? 576 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,803 No, ma'am. You seem straight as I am. 577 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:46,306 They're making me a pariah! My own party! 578 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,475 I am in some goddamn pickle! 579 00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:52,187 - You're not wrong. You could go to jail. - (CAN OPENING) 580 00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:56,400 Thanks for the pick-me-up, fella. Shit on a shingle. 581 00:28:56,401 --> 00:29:01,947 But... here's the good news, you can avoid being deposed, 582 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:05,742 with no legal repercussions. Just abracadabra, 583 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:10,539 - it all goes away. - But I did write the memo. 584 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:14,418 And I told Anderson I wrote the memo. 585 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:17,046 They're grilling me first thing in the morning. 586 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:22,968 Do you have any, um, medical conditions? 587 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:25,888 I'm a very physical woman, George. 588 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:31,978 Hiking, camping, snowmobiling... fucking. 589 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:38,109 I meant, like... cancer in the family? 590 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,819 - I wish. - Psychiatric problems? 591 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:43,780 - Oh, hell no. - Fainting spells? 592 00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:46,325 George, I am as healthy as a horse, 593 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,536 except for the occasional angina. 594 00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:51,247 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 595 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,626 What is angina? 596 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,877 LIDDY: Coming through! 597 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,421 Rocky Mountain is the finest osteopathic hospital 598 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:01,507 in the greater Denver Metropolitan Area. 599 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,134 Osteopath? You may as well take her to a veterinarian. 600 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,345 And you're on oxygen! Why are you... 601 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,388 Edwina, you are raising my blood pressure! 602 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,516 (GRUNTS) 603 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:14,311 LIDDY: Hold the door! Hold the door! 604 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,480 REPORTER 1: Dita Beard experienced chest pains 605 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,648 while flying into Denver 606 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,983 and had to receive oxygen on the flight. 607 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,153 REPORTER 2: Mrs. Beard was admitted to an area hospital 608 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,613 in a serious condition. 609 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,782 As for Dita Beard getting out of bed 610 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,201 to come back to Washington, not now, 611 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,413 and not for some time yet, doctor's orders. 612 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,920 JOHN DEAN: We've got a problem, Howard. 613 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,672 - A Dita Beard problem. - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 614 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,674 A team of senators is heading to Colorado 615 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,384 to depose her in two days, 616 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,678 including your good friend, Teddy Kennedy. 617 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,596 That fat-headed booze bag. 618 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,848 They should depose him about Chappaquiddick. 619 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:53,600 If there were any justice in the world. 620 00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,352 You know, it wouldn't be the worst thing for Beard 621 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:58,397 to actually have a heart attack, right as Kennedy's grilling her. 622 00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,481 DEAN: Then you could say, 623 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,733 "Senator, now, you've killed two women!" 624 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,735 (BOTH LAUGH) 625 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:06,905 DEAN: Howard, this Beard thing keeps escalating. 626 00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:11,201 I know. What if Beard herself were to question 627 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,870 the memo's authenticity? 628 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,831 Hypothetically, how much in the way 629 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,792 of funds could someone access for the purposes 630 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:21,545 - of such an endeavor? - No. No, no, no. 631 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,464 There is no way I or anyone at the committee would authorize 632 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:28,385 funds to influence the testimony of a witness in a federal case. 633 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,804 What about ITT? 634 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,348 She's still on the payroll. 635 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,187 Say no more. I know what to do. 636 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,690 I feel the need to say this again, Howard. 637 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:42,941 For the record, 638 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:46,112 I am not even suggesting that you do anything. 639 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:49,781 Roger that. 640 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:52,577 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 641 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,586 (INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) 642 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,046 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 643 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,841 Aw, I don't want to read this shit. 644 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,760 I want something with small words 645 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,679 and big pictures. Cosmo. 646 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,182 - Okay. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 647 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,685 It better be the red fucking Jell-O this time! 648 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:21,146 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 649 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:26,151 - Mrs. Beard. Edwina. - Who are you? 650 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:29,821 My name is Edward J. Hamilton, I represent men 651 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,324 at the highest levels in Washington D.C. 652 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:36,161 Yeah, Mr. Leonard said you might come by. 653 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:39,248 - Edwina, run along, huh? - Okay. 654 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:46,129 Why are you wearing a wig? It's not even on right. 655 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,798 (CLICKS TONGUE) I assure you, Miss, 656 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,468 nothing I do is accidental. 657 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,263 Well, that's her drinking water. 658 00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:58,892 - Oh, I know. - BEARD: Edwina! Scoot! 659 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:01,104 (EXHALES) I'll be right outside, Mother. 660 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:06,108 - Hmm. - How are the osteopaths treating you? 661 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:10,320 (SIGHS) I've been in a pig farm that's cleaner. 662 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:13,198 I wouldn't trust them to clip my toenails, 663 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:17,285 let alone... (STAMMERS) ...treat a heart condition. 664 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:19,997 - Hmm. - You got a smoke? 665 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:27,504 - Yeah. I guess the, uh... - (LIGHTER CLICKS) 666 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:28,839 ...the party's over, huh? 667 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,759 Sounds like the whole goddamn Senate is coming to visit. 668 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,386 I'm sorry. 669 00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:35,722 Hold on. 670 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,808 There's nothing those Senators want more 671 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:43,729 than for you to declare that memo a fraud 672 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:47,023 so that they can go back to business as usual. 673 00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:49,402 - Bullshit. - Listen. 674 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:56,908 I have worked in countries across the globe, 675 00:33:56,909 --> 00:34:01,997 I've met presidents, kings, dictators, 676 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:05,959 and they all desperately need one thing 677 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,672 to keep them in power. Money. 678 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,300 How many of those Senate fat cats 679 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,677 have been greased by lobbyists? 680 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:18,180 All of them. Believe me. 681 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,140 I know. I do the greasing. 682 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,476 HOWARD: So these are your choices. 683 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,811 You can tell the Senators tomorrow 684 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:28,566 what you told Britt Hume and Jack Anderson. 685 00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:32,778 And you know who benefits? Not your party. 686 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:36,740 Not your president. Not the Senate. 687 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:40,076 Not your country. Not your family. 688 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:42,245 And certainly not you. 689 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:45,373 Because you still go to jail for bribery. 690 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,541 And for what? 691 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:50,670 To make the journalists and Democrats happy? 692 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:53,883 - Donkey fuckers. - (LAUGHS) 693 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,510 Donkey fuckers, indeed. 694 00:34:56,511 --> 00:35:01,933 On the other hand, if you stick with the White House's story... 695 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:06,061 and you stay loyal to your party. 696 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:10,524 There's a very good chance that you walk away scot-free, 697 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:15,779 and sparing your family the embarrassing 698 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:19,825 public spectacle of a lengthy investigation. 699 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:24,830 Yeah, Edwina... Edwina is just wrecked by this. 700 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:28,458 And she works for the fucking RNC. 701 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,669 Poor kid. 702 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,297 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 703 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:38,009 I can see... how much you love her. 704 00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:41,722 Fuck yes. She's my baby girl. 705 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,308 She needs you right now. 706 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,353 She needs to know... 707 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:52,817 that she's the most important thing in your world. 708 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:57,154 More important than ITT or anything else. 709 00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,866 Because she's your family, 710 00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:05,036 and family always comes first. 711 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:08,499 - Oh, yeah. - Before work. 712 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,460 Before country. 713 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,339 Before everything. 714 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,898 And I'm willing to bet... 715 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,277 that your ITT family... 716 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,448 rewards loyalty... 717 00:36:43,492 --> 00:36:45,244 especially around Christmas. 718 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:47,663 In the meantime... 719 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,625 here's a stocking stuffer. 720 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,714 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 721 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:02,261 - (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) - (INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) 722 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:05,348 ♪ (CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 723 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,058 Edwina! 724 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:09,685 (SIRENS WAILING) 725 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,325 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 726 00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:25,867 PHILIP A. HART: Please state your name. 727 00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,745 BEARD: Dita Beard. A lobbyist for ITT. 728 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,997 - HART: We are on the record. - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 729 00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:33,876 Mrs. Beard, do you recognize this document? 730 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:42,259 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 731 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,517 - (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) - I do not. 732 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:52,102 {\an8}(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 733 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:55,146 {\an8}Mrs. Beard, is this not your signed memo 734 00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:59,109 regarding ITT's bribery of the Nixon Administration? 735 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,737 That is certainly what it says. But I didn't write it. 736 00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:07,201 No, that is a goddamn forgery. That is not even my signature. 737 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,996 Mrs. Beard, may I remind you, you are under oath? 738 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:16,710 I was not even in the offi... Oh, God... Oh, honey! 739 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,211 - Mrs. Beard... - BEARD: Edwina! 740 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,130 - I'm here, Mama! - (GROANS) 741 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,339 Mrs. Beard, is this your... 742 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,008 - I can't breathe! (GROANS) - Stop it, stop it! 743 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,093 - That's enough! Everyone out! - (GROANS) 744 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:26,886 - Oh, help. Help me! - Get out! 745 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:29,305 - Someone get the doctor! - Oh, my God! I can't breathe. 746 00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:31,224 I can't breathe. 747 00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:34,311 - EDWINA: Doctor! Doctor! - (DITA CONTINUES GROANING) 748 00:38:35,312 --> 00:38:37,480 - EDWINA: Doctor! - BEARD: I can't breathe. 749 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:39,524 Go away! Go away! 750 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,443 - LISA: Once. - ST. JOHN: Shit! 751 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,778 - Very nice, Lisa. - Thank you. 752 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:46,531 DUKE: ...testifying from her Denver hospital bedside 753 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,283 - in front of the Senate subcommittee members... - Four. 754 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:51,369 Very nice. Lisa, honey, did you remember to... 755 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,497 Yes, Mother. I took my pill. 756 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,292 Thank you. 757 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:02,422 Coming in for the kill. B-E-D. Bed. 758 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,966 DUKE: Anderson and his associate, Brit Hume, 759 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:08,595 believe somebody persuaded Mrs. Beard to change her story 760 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,764 in Denver... 761 00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:13,558 Bonsoir, bonsoir. 762 00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,270 - Hi, Papa. Where were you? - Denver. 763 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,023 Do you wanna play with us? 764 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:22,610 Yeah, Papa? 765 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:28,324 Sure. 766 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,452 Make room for Papa. 767 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:33,913 (GROANS) 768 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,665 - Mama. Your turn. - DOROTHY: Hmm? 769 00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:44,172 Uh, D-O-N-E. Done. 770 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:47,383 Us are useless without Qs. 771 00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:50,346 Actually, it's the other way around. 772 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,807 - Touché. - LISA: Ooh. 773 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:58,144 - Xerox. - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 774 00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:00,021 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) That's a proper noun. 775 00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:02,315 - What is? - Xerox. 776 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:05,443 No, it's become just a regular word. 777 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:09,697 I mean, nobody says, "Hey, can you photocopy this?" 778 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,950 - It... it's still a proper noun. - LISA: Mama. 779 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:15,203 (INHALES) We're just playing for fun. 780 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:18,331 We're not keeping s... score. 781 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:23,294 What's the point of playing a game with no rules. Right? 782 00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:27,215 - Then it's just anarchy. - Actually, Papa, 783 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,175 - this is anarchy! - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 784 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,053 Fuck your college education. 785 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:32,972 DOROTHY: Howard. 786 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:37,684 - That was unacceptable. - I agree. 787 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:40,979 - Bravo! Bravo, gentlemen! - HOWARD: Thanks. 788 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:43,189 Bravo! Have a seat right there! 789 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:44,190 We, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 790 00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:45,525 ...we thought you might like to know, 791 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,318 our sources tell us that the Senate 792 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,237 has denied Ted Kennedy's request 793 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,322 for further hearings, thanks to you. 794 00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:53,408 - (EXHALES) - Oh, no. Thanks to him. 795 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:56,286 - Oh. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) - I'm still not quite sure how he pulled it off, though. 796 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,872 - It... It was a team effort. - (CHUCKLES) 797 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:02,041 I assume you guys heard the news about Mr. Hoover this morning? 798 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,460 We sent our condolences to the Widow Tolson. 799 00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:05,753 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 800 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:06,921 The Good Lord finally did 801 00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:09,048 what the last five presidents never could. 802 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:11,259 (BOTH LAUGH) 803 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,553 MAGRUDER: Oh! 804 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:18,892 Congratulations, gentlemen. Great work on helping Ms. Beard 805 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,729 - get her facts straight. - Our pleasure, sir. 806 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:26,692 Oh, by the way, Project GEMSTONE has been approved. 807 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,195 - (DOOR CLOSING) - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 808 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,655 I want you two to put together your team ASAP. 809 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,657 Uh, that's... that's my cue. 810 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,034 - Uh, nice work. Nice work. - Oh, yeah. 811 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,285 - Thank you. - MAGRUDER: All right, 812 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,787 I want you two to huddle with McCord 813 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:42,040 and tell me what you're going to need, all right? 814 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:45,126 McCord? What are we doing with McCord? 815 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,753 He's head of security for the committee 816 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,087 and Mitchell thought he could be useful. 817 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:51,508 What? Mitchell fired him! He was Martha's babysitter! 818 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,427 I know. He's also a whiz with gizmos, bugs, 819 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:58,765 and electronic surveillance, ex-CIA and ex-FBI, 820 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,934 so he's the perfect playmate for you two. 821 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,811 And we can afford him, because he's already on the payroll. 822 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:04,854 Don't you get it? 823 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,106 We need operatives who are off the payroll. 824 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,524 Plausible deniability. 825 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:10,401 - It... It's fine. - No. 826 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:11,861 We'll have McCord wire the yacht. 827 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,781 Oh, about that. Uh, there is no yacht. 828 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:17,617 - What? - And no hookers, sadly. 829 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,411 Those hookers were looking forward to it. 830 00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:23,915 I know, but only one GEMSTONE was approved 831 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,251 and your new operating budget is 250 thou, 832 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,086 which should be more than ample. 833 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,463 Goddammit, Jeb, that's a quarter of what we were promised! 834 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:31,923 - Easy. - HOWARD: Hold on. 835 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:34,092 Which gemstone was approved? 836 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,593 ♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 837 00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:40,807 Project fucking OPAL. Out of 12 gemstones, 838 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:45,312 they pick the bugging of the DNC. Where's the vision? 839 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,356 It is the cheapest. 840 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,608 And you're still gonna need to pay me, Gordon. 841 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:51,901 Not now, Jim. 842 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,654 That's a really big fucking building, boss. 843 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,030 I heard the hotel is nice. 844 00:42:56,031 --> 00:43:00,785 Don't worry. Villo can pick any lock in there. Right, Villo? 845 00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:01,995 Qué? Qué? 846 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,621 What the fuck are we doing staring at this building? 847 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,999 Some of us are six hours overdue for pussy. 848 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,834 - Adiós. - Oh, Frank. 849 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,295 Gentlemen. Frank! Forget Frank. 850 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:15,300 Gentlemen, we are going to do great things for this country. 851 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:20,096 Can I ask a question? I'll say. Which one is the Watergate? 852 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:23,558 (ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 853 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:25,601 - HOWARD: It's right there. That's it. - The condominium. 854 00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:27,687 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 855 00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:30,982 - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - DE DIEGO: I know, but it's my first time here, boss! 856 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:34,778 ♪ ("LET IT ALL HANG OUT" BY THE HOMBRES PLAYING) ♪ 857 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:43,202 ♪ No parkin' by the sewer sign Hot dog, my razor's broke ♪ 858 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,662 ♪ Water drippin' up the spout ♪ 859 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:47,333 ♪ But I don't care Let it all hang out ♪ 860 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,963 ♪ Hangin' from a pine tree By my knees ♪ 861 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:55,757 ♪ Sun is shinin' Through the shade ♪ 862 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,967 ♪ Nobody knows What it's all about ♪ 863 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:00,554 ♪ It's too much, man Let it all hang out ♪ 864 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:22,867 ♪ Saw a man walkin' upside down My TV's on the blink ♪ 865 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:25,286 ♪ Made Galileo Look like a Boy Scout ♪ 866 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:27,831 ♪ Sorry 'bout that Let it all hang out ♪ 867 00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:37,882 ♪ Sleep all day, drive all night Brain my numb, can't stop now ♪ 868 00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:39,342 ♪ For sure ain't no doubt ♪ 869 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,012 ♪ Keep an open mind Let it all hang out ♪ 870 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:06,661 ♪ It's rainin' Inside a big brown moon ♪ 871 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:08,955 ♪ How does that mess Your baby up, leg ♪ 872 00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:11,332 ♪ Eatin' a Reuben sandwich With sauerkraut ♪ 873 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:14,211 ♪ Don't stop now, baby Let it all hang out ♪ 874 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,259 ♪ Let it all hang out ♪ 875 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,304 ♪ Let it all hang out ♪ 876 00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:27,850 ♪ Let it all hang out ♪ 877 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:29,935 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪