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Hey! Does commitment
have one T or two?
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Nobody?
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Ah, fuck it. Who cares?
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{\an8}- ♪ (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Oh, do you like this?
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{\an8}Love it.
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{\an8}Ah. So, Gordon told me
what you did...
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♪ (BAND SINGING IN SPANISH) ♪
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Oh!
You know what, tell them.
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Come on. Tell them,
tell them about Guatemala.
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Ah! Uh, yeah.
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These girls don't want
to hear about that.
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{\an8}- Tell us!
- Please, Edward.
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{\an8}Yeah, go on.
- Tell a story.
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You know how a lot of guys
say they're with the CIA
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so they can get you into bed,
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when they really just sell
aluminum siding?
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Well, he really worked
for the CIA.
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Come on!
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No, you're right.
I sell aluminum siding.
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- Stop it!
- I knew it!
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He's lying.
He's making me look like a liar.
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Funny story about Guatemala.
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I let el presidente
and his wife escape into exile.
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They insisted that this scrawny
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Argentine medical student
come with them.
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And do you know
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- who that kid was?
- Who?
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Ernesto Guevara.
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Che fucking Guevara.
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- Che.
- Far out.
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Do you know who that is?
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A musician?
No.
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When the CIA assassinated Che,
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they sent this guy
the son of a bitch's hands
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- in a fucking box! In a box!
- Hey, who's telling this story?
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I'm sorry.
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I just love that part, though.
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In a box! Hello!
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- Hands in a box.
- And tiny.
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"Merry Christmas.
Oh, it's a present?
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No, it's fucking hands!"
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So, like,
what do you need us for?
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Well, we've got big plans
for the Democrats!
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As you may or may not know,
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the Democratic National
Convention will be held here.
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- In Miami.
- Uh, yeah. We're well aware.
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- It's high season.
- We would set you two up
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with a few of your friends
in a swanky yacht,
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with all the champagne
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and cocaine
your little hearts desired,
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and a couple
of hidden movie cameras
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for our friends
back in Washington.
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- Like, for blackmail?
- Ooh!
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So, how do we know
we can trust you?
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My word is my bond.
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I do not bend.
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And I do not break.
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Please stop.
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{\an8}Oh! May I see some ID?
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{\an8}Jim. I just walked out of here
15 minutes ago.
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- You saw me leave.
- Did I?
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You know I outrank you.
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Members of the Committee need
to have ID on them at all times.
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Do you ask Mitchell for his ID?
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No. I know John Mitchell
by sight.
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He's the attorney general
and head of the committee.
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Well...
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...you're about to get
very used to the sight of me.
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{\an8}- I just moved my office here.
- I'll vouch for him, Jim.
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{\an8}Gordon here's in charge
of dirty tricks.
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First thing tomorrow,
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we're actually going
to pitch his million-dollar,
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rat-fucking idea
to Mr. Mitchell.
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Oh, is that so?
Good luck with that.
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Let's go.
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Jeb, do not tell people
what I really do here.
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- Especially that oddball.
- Ooh!
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- Are these the goods, Gordo?
- Hey!
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Yes, straight from the CIA
art department.
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- What happened to your hand?
- I burned it. On purpose.
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Hey, where is this spook
partner of yours?
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He'll be popping by
from the White House.
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Don't you worry.
He will be here.
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- Morning, gentlemen.
- Howard Hunt, Jeb Magruder.
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Jeb, pleased to meet you.
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How did you get in here?
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- How do you like steel?
- Oh, do you play?
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Well, I dabble. Yeah.
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You and I might need
to get out on the court,
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mix it up at my club.
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Ah, Chevy Chase, right?
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I heard all you CIA spooks
belong there.
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Lakewood, actually.
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Chevy Chase is a little stuffy
for my taste.
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See you on the court.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- What is that?
- Walther Luftpistole.
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Like the James Bond posters?
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Mm, mm.
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Silent.
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Lethal.
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German.
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Oh, okay! Okay.
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Hey, I don't care if it can suck
my cock and cook me breakfast,
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there's no guns
in the office, Gordon.
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Everyone's a lot safer
with this baby here in my desk.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Hi, Willie.
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Oh, let me get that, dear.
Oh!
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- Wow, this is really something.
- Oh, well. It's not bad.
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You should see
the University Club.
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Oh, hi!
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Gordon, maybe we should join
a club.
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I'm game. Good for hobnobbing.
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Think you could get us in here?
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Well, it is a two-year waitlist.
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Dear, I think
that's a very kind way of saying
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- we wouldn't get in.
- Oh, I-- I got it.
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Don't take wop-mick
mongrels from Hoboken.
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So much for the Master Race,
eh, Gordon?
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Touché.
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- Ah, aloha, Mr. Hunt.
- Ah, aloha, Louis.
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Got your favorite table
all ready.
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- Right this way.
- Thank you.
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Wonderful.
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This is so exciting!
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By this time tomorrow,
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Gordon and I
should have John Mitchell
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eating out of our hands.
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Hmm, just like Martha.
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Ow!
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Hell, yeah.
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Okay! Come on
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Did you know they were going
to be here?
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- No, I didn't.
- Are those your children?
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- Hmm.
- Yes.
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- Hey!
- Oh.
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Going up.
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I am way too fucking high
to go over there right now.
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It'll be worse if we don't.
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- Good. Here they come.
- Coming over.
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- Lisa's acting weird.
- How can you tell?
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Hello, Daddy-o.
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Lisa, St. John,
this is Fran and Gordon Liddy.
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Hi. You must be the Smithie?
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No, that's Kevan,
my younger sister.
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- I'm Lisa. The other one.
- Oh.
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Yeah, I'm the one
they don't talk about.
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The college dropout.
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Your father
absolutely mentioned you.
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You are the one
that had the car accident.
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- Gordon!
- What? She did.
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A pretty bad blow to the head.
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Sorry.
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Are you okay, sweetie?
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She's fine.
She just needs some air. Right?
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Uh, yeah,
we should hit the road.
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Yes.
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- Enchanté.
- Auf wiedersehen.
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- She seems very bright.
- Hmm.
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The boy, too.
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I don't know what gave you
that impression.
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- Who's hungry?
- ♪ (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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You know, that's quite
the, uh, hippy cut on your boy.
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Hmm. Reminds me of the time
that I busted Timothy Leary.
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Oh, that man should be rotting
in a cold cell.
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He was living
in this great big mansion,
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all these zonked-out
hippie kids...
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Mm-hmm.
...urinating
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- and defecating on the floor.
- Good Lord, Gordon.
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Maybe we're not country club
material after all.
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Say,
what if we were to pitch
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Mitchell something like that
at the Democratic convention?
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You know, sort of show some
of those stoner supporters
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pissing on the floor.
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You could
have them shouting.
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"Piss on Nixon, Piss on Nixon!"
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"Piss on Nixon"! That is genius.
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Uh, what do you think
about that, Fran?
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Oh, Gordon and I
never discuss his work.
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That's our secret
to a happy marriage.
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Oh, I wondered
what the secret was.
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Well, the junkies
would certainly be arrested,
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and they would tell the police
that they've been paid.
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Excuse me?
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It's very high-risk, low-reward.
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Howard, maybe we just talk
about it tomorrow at work.
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I don't know. It's risky.
Maybe too risky.
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- I'm sorry, uh, Mr. Hunt?
- Hey, Don!
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- This is my friend, Gordon.
- Oh, pleasure. Uh--
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Um, there's a bit of an incident
with your daughter.
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What? All right. All right.
Let's go.
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Then why don't you
apologize to him!
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- Get your hands off of me!
- Calm down!
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Louis, tell them
what he just said to you!
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- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- I really didn't hear anything.
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Now, Lisa, maybe you misheard
what you thought you heard.
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Louis just doesn't want
to be fired
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for being Black and outspoken!
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I don't want
to be fired, period.
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You had to create a scene here?
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Do you have any idea
how important tomorrow is to me?
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Do you know how much
you've embarrassed us?
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I am so sorry, everyone.
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Lisa, honey, we love you.
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I think you need
some rest, okay?
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So why don't you go home,
the two of you.
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Come on, sis. I'm really hungry.
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Oh, Tom?
Uh, Lisa wants to say sorry.
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Yeah, go ahead.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
Racist fucking pig!
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Goddammit!
Hey! Stop that!
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I am so sorry, everyone.
Tom. I really--
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Uh, Don,
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whatever the damages are,
just put them on my bill.
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Right. Of course, I will.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Excuse me, Mr. Hunt,
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speaking of finances,
uh, you're late again.
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I'd ordinarily let it slide,
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but this has been four months
in a row.
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- Oh! It's been that long?
- Four months?
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It's still-- The White House
has been running me ragged.
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And-- And we're very proud
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that you're there working
on our behalf,
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but I just wanted to remind you,
in case it had slipped
your mind.
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No, absolutely not.
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We will take care of everything,
won't we, Howard?
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Yes. Absolutely,
we will take care of everything.
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Thank you.
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{\an8}♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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{\an8}And that, gentlemen,
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{\an8}is how we will suppress
the Negro vote.
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Next up, in this treasure trove
of operations
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we call Project GEMSTONE,
Project SAPPHIRE.
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{\an8}What if we were able
to turn Democrats
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{\an8}into free-flowing sources
of information?
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{\an8}- How would we do that?
- Blackmail.
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While the Democratic convention
is in full swing in Miami,
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we charter a yacht.
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Downstairs in the staterooms, hookers.
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Behind the two-way mirror,
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lowlight movies
and still cameras.
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We are envisioning
an Oriental theme for the boat--
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Sorry, question. Yes.
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So, the hookers are Oriental?
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Uh, negative.
The hookers will pose
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as unfaithful DNC housewives
and staffers,
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so, ergo,
Celtic-Teutonic extraction.
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Uh, so, the hookers are German?
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No. Celtic-Teutonic.
You know, like my wife.
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- Your wife's a hooker?
- Jeb...
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Next up, radical agitators
have vowed to disrupt
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the GOP convention in San Diego.
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Project DIAMOND will temporarily
decapitate the leadership
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of the radical left.
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And transport
the leading hippies, yuppies,
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and Weather Underground
maniacs to Mexico
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for the duration
of the convention.
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Said leaders are returned,
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unharmed but disoriented,
after the convention.
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Or not, you know.
A fist full of pesos
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digs a pretty deep ditch
in Mexico.
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
273
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So, you're going to kill people?
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That was a joke.
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- Yeah, but we can.
- Temporary relocation. Unharmed.
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We can absolutely
have them killed, that's not--
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Fine. We won't have them killed,
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because Project RUBY
is already underway,
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as we have recruited
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covert operatives
to plant inside
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both the Democratic candidate's
campaign and the DNC.
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That about wraps it up.
283
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Oh, no. Project GARNET,
is a classic false flag op.
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We round up Miami's seediest
undesirables and outfit them
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with all the Democrat paraphernalia
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their filthy little hands
can carry.
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Which brings us
to Project EMERALD.
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Our high-speed chase plane
electronically eavesdrops
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on the enemy candidate's planes
and campaign buses.
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Project CRYSTAL,
microwave interception
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of telephonic conversations.
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Project TOPAZ.
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And last, but not least,
Project OPAL.
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Bugging the DNC
and the candidate.
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We'll be able to intercept
confidential information,
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and anticipate strategy,
whether it's Muskie,
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or if Teddy manages to steal
the nomination.
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But no matter who they run,
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Project GEMSTONE will give us
the strategic edge we need
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to secure
the president's victory.
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Four more years of peace,
prosperity, and strength,
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all for the low, low price
of one million dollars.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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A million dollars is a hell
of a lot more money
305
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- than I had in mind.
- A lot more.
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What about
a half million dollars?
307
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Gordon. Burn all that.
308
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Don't give it to some lackey
to throw into a dumpster.
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I want you to burn it
in your own fireplace
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with your own two hands.
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Yep.
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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Want to grab a beer?
314
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Yeah, sorry. I gotta go home.
315
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You still have your writing.
They can't take that from you.
316
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I feel like I was given
one last chance
317
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and it got yanked away.
318
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Mitchell was furious.
319
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:52,094
Gordon just kept going
and going. It's over, Dot.
320
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I'm going to be stuck at Mullen
for the rest of my life.
321
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On the bright side,
we're done with Herr Liddy.
322
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Welcome home, Papa.
323
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We're jamming at Sully's.
You want to come?
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Doesn't that sound like fun,
Papa?
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That is absolutely
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the last thing
my splitting headache needs.
327
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,366
- Good luck, kiddo.
- Sure, whatever. It's fine.
328
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,618
You'll get another chance, honey.
329
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:21,039
I would love to see your band.
Are you taking requests?
330
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,208
- Mom.
- Yeah?
331
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,960
We're not playing
MacArthur Park.
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Come on!
333
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
334
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Mr. Hunt! Mr. Liddy wants you
to read Jack Anderson's column
335
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and call him immediately.
336
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Mr. Liddy
can go fuck himself.
337
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,063
Good evening.
338
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Charges made by newspaper
columnist Jack Anderson
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have raised grave questions
about the integrity
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of the Nixon administration.
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Anderson wrote today
that he has evidence
342
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,450
that the International Telephone
and Telegraph company
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made a secret deal
with the administration
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to obtain a favorable settlement
of a giant antitrust suit.
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00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,126
Anderson said that a memo
he obtained from ITT files
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showed that the settlement
was a payoff for a pledge
347
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,508
by ITT to contribute up
to 400,000 dollars
348
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for the upcoming Republican
National Convention
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in San Diego.
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Anderson quotes ITT's
top lobbyist, Dita Beard,
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saying she discussed
arrangements for settling
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the case with Attorney General
John Mitchell
353
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at a party last May.
354
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,152
- Liddy here.
- It's Howard. Got your message.
355
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:35,447
Howard, thank you
for, uh, calling me back.
356
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,491
Of course.
I just read the paper.
357
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You saw it?
Hmm.
358
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"We now have evidence
that the settlement
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of the Nixon Administration's
biggest antitrust case
360
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was privately arranged between
Attorney General John Mitchell
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and the top lobbyist
for the company involved."
362
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,218
"For 400,000 dollars
in hotel rooms,
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and we have this on the word
of the lobbyist herself,
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00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,141
crusty, capable Dita Beard,
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00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,561
the International Telephone
and Telegraph Company.
366
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,772
She acknowledged the secret deal
after we obtained
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a highly incriminating memo,
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00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:15,028
written by her,
from ITT's files."
369
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,822
They're going
to crucify Mitchell.
370
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,534
And the president,
unless we can figure out
how to stop it.
371
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,369
Shit.
372
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,829
We've got
a second chance, Howard.
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I will call you later.
374
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,709
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
375
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,127
Hey, Gordo.
376
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,088
You see the papers? Dita Beard?
377
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:36,758
Jack Anderson has her memo
that says Mitchell got Justice
378
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,760
to drop an antitrust lawsuit
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in exchange
for 400,000 dollars' worth
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00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,850
of San Diego hotel rooms
for the Republican convention?
381
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,934
Yeah.
382
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,607
He is accusing our boss
of felony bribery.
383
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,734
If they connect this
to the president...
384
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,776
Calm down, okay.
385
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,361
The White House said
that the memo's a fake.
386
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,530
It's just the usual anti-Nixon
hatchet job
387
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,910
by the liberal press.
This will blow over, trust me.
388
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,371
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- The Senate Judiciary Committee
plans to hold a hearing tomorrow
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on charges
that the Nixon Administration
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00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,918
made a secret deal
with the International Telephone
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00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,461
and Telegraph Company.
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00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,756
Attorney General John Mitchell
has been summoned to testify
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00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,716
and answer accusations
of bribery
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00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,092
raised by the so-called
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00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,969
- Dita Beard memo.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,305
Well,
Mitchell's officially fucked.
397
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,849
But we still need
to have a goddamned convention.
398
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,018
Yeah, well, I'm not going
to hang him out to dry.
399
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,770
Jim, we are moving
the convention to Miami,
400
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,230
ergo, we're not paying
401
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,440
a San Diego security firm
jack shit.
402
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,775
All right, I'm gonna call him
right now.
403
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,443
Okay, I'll have the president
send him a bunch
404
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,778
of fucking buttons or something.
405
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,907
Oh, may I see some ID?
406
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,872
...in which
she emphatically denied...
- Jeb.
407
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:53,001
Howard and I would like to talk
to the attorney general
and offer our support.
408
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,170
Are you two
out of your fucking minds?
409
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,381
Do you think John Mitchell
gives a rat's ass
410
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,174
about your bullshit pranks
right now?
411
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,677
Mitchell doesn't want to hear
from you two bozos.
412
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:05,013
The almighty United States
Senate is investigating
413
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,015
this ITT memo bullshit. Okay?
414
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,518
We had to move the entire
convention out of San Diego
415
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,437
so there would be no reminder
of Sheraton Hotels.
416
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,064
And the worst part,
417
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,067
is that we had 400 grand
in free hotel rooms.
418
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,903
And you know who's paying
for it now? I am!
419
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,366
Columnist Jack Anderson returned
for a final day of testimony...
420
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,201
I knew this Dita Beard stuff
was gonna come back
421
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,411
and bite us in the ass.
422
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:31,289
- This is the whole reelection!
- What can I do to help?
423
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:34,126
You want to help?
Go kill Jack Anderson.
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00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:39,756
- Roger that.
- I mean...
425
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:43,135
...and for him
to suggest that he didn't know
426
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,219
about the arrangements
427
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,304
for the convention
that he's going to direct,
428
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:49,391
uh...
...that strains the truth.
429
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,560
- And, uh...
- I just talked to my guy.
430
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,645
If we don't pay,
he's going to sue.
431
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,980
Uh, where is Gordon?
432
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,065
- He left.
- Where'd he go?
433
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,692
He said he was off
to kill Jack Anderson.
434
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,111
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Oh, shit. Here.
435
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,241
Move! Goddammit, move! Move!
436
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:10,662
Gordon! Gordon! Hey! Hey!
437
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,916
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- McCord told me--
438
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,919
Are you going
to shoot Jack Anderson?
439
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:25,552
When I get an order,
I execute it, Jeb.
440
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,929
I was joking, you crazy bastard!
441
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:31,308
Come on,
I want to talk to you upstairs.
442
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,980
I am no joke.
443
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:41,234
I am serious. Deadly serious.
444
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,990
You touch me again,
and I will kill you.
445
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,751
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
446
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,713
Yes, if you could
have, uh, Dr. Downey call back
447
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,131
as soon as possible.
448
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,968
Well, it's about
my daughter, Lisa.
449
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:07,969
Howard.
450
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,554
Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
451
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,473
I left word with the doctor.
452
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,266
- She's going to be okay.
- She-- she's locked herself
453
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,476
in the bathroom.
454
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,062
She won't come out.
It's-- It's getting worse.
455
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,772
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
456
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,778
Lisa. Open up.
Your mother's getting worried.
457
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,363
Maybe she fell asleep?
458
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,073
- In the tub?
- I hear something.
459
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,616
Lisa? Sweetie?
460
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:33,453
- Lisa, open this door right now!
- Don't yell.
461
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:36,248
- I'm not yelling!
- Yelling doesn't help anything.
462
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,166
- Is Lisa gonna be okay?
- Go back in your room!
463
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:41,628
Don't yell at him!
Lisa, open this door right now,
464
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,005
or I'm gonna break it down!
Howard. Howard!
465
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,841
Go answer that.
466
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,592
It might be the doctor.
467
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,722
What a nightmare.
Lisa, please. Lisa.
468
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,356
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- Hunt residence.
469
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,191
- COLSON'S SECRETARY:
Howard Hunt, please?
- Speaking.
470
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,485
COLSON'S SECRETARY:
I have Charles Colson calling
from the White House.
471
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:07,654
- Put him through.
- COLSON'S SECRETARY:
Hold, please.
472
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,658
Howard!
- Mm.
473
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:13,827
Chuck!
How the hell are you?
474
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,955
Doing good, and you?
- Oh, fine and dandy.
475
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:21,877
Just a typical
Saturday with the family.
476
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,378
Howard,
there's been a development
477
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,963
with the Dita Beard situation.
478
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,381
Sweetie? Lisa.
479
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,259
Sis? Come on. Open up. Please?
480
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,303
What did the doctor say?
481
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,847
That was Colson.
I'm needed at the White House.
482
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,599
No. You're needed here.
483
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,142
Your family needs you.
484
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,394
Your daughter needs you.
I need you!
485
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:42,856
I don't know
what to do with this.
486
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:46,651
She won't come out.
Everything I do is wrong.
487
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:47,861
What do you want from me?
488
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,280
How about for once
you make us feel like we matter
489
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,117
more than your stupid job
or the stupid White House?
490
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,286
That you give a damn
about your family?
491
00:24:57,412 --> 00:25:00,665
Lisa. Lisa, please, honey.
Come on.
492
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,294
Sweetie?
493
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,761
What the fuck!
Lisa?
494
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,931
She's fine. I care.
I'm going to work.
495
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,850
- Honey.
- Hi, Mama.
496
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,644
- My God.
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
497
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:29,778
Sorry.
498
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:35,283
Gentlemen. The White House's
experts say the Dita Beard memo
499
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,326
is a problem.
500
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,995
But if we can keep
Beard from testifying,
501
00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:41,373
the case against Mitchell
will collapse.
502
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,833
Uh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
So what do you need us for?
503
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:48,672
Because the Senate
deposes Beard tomorrow...
504
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:51,800
and if she testifies
that she did write it,
505
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,094
her testimony will be
on the record, then the...
506
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,098
that's enough
for the Senate to keep digging.
507
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,724
And why would she do that?
508
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:02,227
- Jesus Christ.
- That's why Colson wants us
509
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,896
to get her out of town
and shut her up.
510
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:08,024
That would certainly
be fortunate.
511
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:11,361
Gentlemen. Who knows? You may
even impress Mr. Mitchell.
512
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,950
You know what we could do
which would solve this problem--
513
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:20,495
Please, Gordon,
do not say, "Kill her."
514
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:27,335
A dead dog chases no cars.
515
00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:32,882
The murder
of the Senate's lead witness
516
00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:37,345
would not lessen Mitchell's
legal scrutiny.
517
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:41,016
Fine. But solving this
would put us
518
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,184
in Mitchell's good graces.
519
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:47,230
Yeah. That is going
to take some finesse.
520
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,773
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
521
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,090
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
522
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,475
Who the fuck are you?
523
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,811
Mrs. Beard,
my name is George F. Leonard,
524
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:28,104
and I am an attorney.
525
00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:32,359
Bullshit! You look like one
of those Manson family freaks.
526
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:36,821
I apologize for the late hour
and the disguise,
527
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:40,742
but I suspect
you are under FBI surveillance.
528
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:46,873
What do you want?
529
00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:50,251
I'm here to offer you
some free legal advice.
530
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,139
Hmm. How many kids do you have?
531
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:04,432
Five.
- Oh?
532
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,602
All grown or in military school.
533
00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:10,438
Outstanding. I have five myself.
534
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,565
So, George,
535
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:16,194
you said you had friends
at the White House?
536
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,988
Affirmative.
537
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:23,201
Well, some fair-haired fucker
over there is spreading rumors
538
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:26,121
that Jack Anderson
and I are homosexuals,
539
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:30,917
that we're in cahoots
on some sort of lesbo-homo plot
540
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,461
against Nixon.
541
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:36,381
I can assure you,
I know nothing about that.
542
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,966
Neither homo nor lesbo.
543
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,343
Do I look like a lesbian?
544
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,804
No, ma'am.
You seem straight as I am.
545
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:46,307
They're making me a pariah!
My own party!
546
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,476
I am in some goddamn pickle!
547
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:52,188
You're not wrong.
You could go to jail.
548
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:56,401
Thanks for the pick-me-up,
fella. Shit on a shingle.
549
00:28:56,401 --> 00:29:01,948
But... here's the good news,
you can avoid being deposed,
550
00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:05,743
with no legal repercussions.
Just abracadabra,
551
00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:10,540
- it all goes away.
- But I did write the memo.
552
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:14,419
And I told Anderson
I wrote the memo.
553
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:17,046
They're grilling me first thing
in the morning.
554
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:22,969
Do you have any,
um, medical conditions?
555
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:25,889
I'm a very physical woman, George.
556
00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:31,978
Hiking, camping,
snowmobiling... fucking.
557
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:38,109
I meant, like...
cancer in the family?
558
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,820
- I wish.
- Psychiatric problems?
559
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:43,781
- Oh, hell no.
- Fainting spells?
560
00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:46,326
George,
I am as healthy as a horse,
561
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,536
except for the occasional angina.
562
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,627
What is angina?
563
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,878
Coming through!
564
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,422
Rocky Mountain is the finest
osteopathic hospital
565
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:01,508
in the greater Denver
Metropolitan Area.
566
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,135
Osteopath? You may as well
take her to a veterinarian.
567
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,346
And you're on oxygen!
Why are you...
568
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,389
Edwina, you are raising
my blood pressure!
569
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:14,312
Hold the door!
Hold the door!
570
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,481
Dita Beard
experienced chest pains
571
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,649
while flying into Denver
572
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,984
and had to receive
oxygen on the flight.
573
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,154
Mrs. Beard was admitted
to an area hospital
574
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,614
in a serious condition.
575
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:26,783
As for Dita Beard
getting out of bed
576
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,202
to come back to Washington,
not now,
577
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,413
and not for some time yet,
doctor's orders.
578
00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,921
We've got a problem, Howard.
579
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,673
- A Dita Beard problem.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
580
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,675
A team of senators
is heading to Colorado
581
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,385
to depose her in two days,
582
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,679
including your good friend,
Teddy Kennedy.
583
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,597
That fat-headed booze bag.
584
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,849
They should depose him
about Chappaquiddick.
585
00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:53,601
If there were any justice
in the world.
586
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,353
You know, it wouldn't be
the worst thing for Beard
587
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:58,398
to actually have a heart attack,
right as Kennedy's grilling her.
588
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,482
Then you could say,
589
00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,734
"Senator, now,
you've killed two women!"
590
00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:06,906
Howard, this Beard thing
keeps escalating.
591
00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:11,202
I know. What if Beard herself
were to question
592
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,871
the memo's authenticity?
593
00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,832
Hypothetically,
how much in the way
594
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,793
of funds could someone
access for the purposes
595
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:21,546
- of such an endeavor?
- No. No, no, no.
596
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,465
There is no way I or anyone
at the committee would authorize
597
00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:28,386
funds to influence the testimony
of a witness in a federal case.
598
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,805
What about ITT?
599
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,348
She's still on the payroll.
600
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,187
Say no more. I know what to do.
601
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:41,691
I feel the need
to say this again, Howard.
602
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:42,942
For the record,
603
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:46,112
I am not even suggesting
that you do anything.
604
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:49,782
Roger that.
605
00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:52,577
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
606
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,047
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
607
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,841
Aw, I don't want
to read this shit.
608
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,761
I want something
with small words
609
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,680
and big pictures. Cosmo.
610
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,183
Okay.
611
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,685
It better be the red
fucking Jell-O this time!
612
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:26,152
- Mrs. Beard. Edwina.
- Who are you?
613
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:29,822
My name is Edward J. Hamilton,
I represent men
614
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,325
at the highest levels
in Washington D.C.
615
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:36,162
Yeah, Mr. Leonard said
you might come by.
616
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:39,248
- Edwina, run along, huh?
- Okay.
617
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:46,130
Why are you wearing a wig?
It's not even on right.
618
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,799
I assure you, Miss,
619
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,468
nothing I do is accidental.
620
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,264
Well, that's her drinking water.
621
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:58,893
Oh, I know.
Edwina! Scoot!
622
00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:01,104
I'll be right outside, Mother.
623
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:06,109
- Hmm.
- How are the osteopaths
treating you?
624
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:10,321
I've been in a pig farm
that's cleaner.
625
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:13,199
I wouldn't trust them
to clip my toenails,
626
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:17,286
let alone...
...treat a heart condition.
627
00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:19,997
- Hmm.
- You got a smoke?
628
00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:27,505
Yeah. I guess the, uh...
629
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:28,840
...the party's over, huh?
630
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,759
Sounds like the whole goddamn
Senate is coming to visit.
631
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,386
I'm sorry.
632
00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:35,722
Hold on.
633
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,809
There's nothing
those Senators want more
634
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:43,730
than for you to declare
that memo a fraud
635
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:47,024
so that they can go back
to business as usual.
636
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:49,402
- Bullshit.
- Listen.
637
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:56,909
I have worked
in countries across the globe,
638
00:33:56,909 --> 00:34:01,998
I've met presidents,
kings, dictators,
639
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:05,960
and they all desperately
need one thing
640
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,672
to keep them in power. Money.
641
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,301
How many of those
Senate fat cats
642
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:15,678
have been greased by lobbyists?
643
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:18,181
All of them. Believe me.
644
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,141
I know. I do the greasing.
645
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,477
So these are your choices.
646
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,812
You can tell
the Senators tomorrow
647
00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:28,566
what you told Britt Hume
and Jack Anderson.
648
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:32,779
And you know who benefits?
Not your party.
649
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:36,741
Not your president.
Not the Senate.
650
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:40,077
Not your country.
Not your family.
651
00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:42,246
And certainly not you.
652
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:45,374
Because you still go to jail
for bribery.
653
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,542
And for what?
654
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:50,671
To make the journalists
and Democrats happy?
655
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:53,883
Donkey fuckers.
656
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,511
Donkey fuckers, indeed.
657
00:34:56,511 --> 00:35:01,933
On the other hand, if you stick
with the White House's story...
658
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:06,062
and you stay loyal
to your party.
659
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:10,525
There's a very good chance
that you walk away scot-free,
660
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:15,780
and sparing your family
the embarrassing
661
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:19,826
public spectacle
of a lengthy investigation.
662
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:24,831
Yeah, Edwina...
Edwina is just wrecked by this.
663
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:28,459
And she works
for the fucking RNC.
664
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,669
Poor kid.
665
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,298
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
666
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:38,010
I can see...
how much you love her.
667
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:41,722
Fuck yes. She's my baby girl.
668
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,308
She needs you right now.
669
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,353
She needs to know...
670
00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:52,817
that she's the most important
thing in your world.
671
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:57,154
More important than ITT
or anything else.
672
00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,866
Because she's your family,
673
00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:05,037
and family always comes first.
674
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:08,499
- Oh, yeah.
- Before work.
675
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,460
Before country.
676
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,339
Before everything.
677
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,898
And I'm willing to bet...
678
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,277
that your ITT family...
679
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,448
rewards loyalty...
680
00:36:43,492 --> 00:36:45,244
especially around Christmas.
681
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:47,663
In the meantime...
682
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,625
here's a stocking stuffer.
683
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,714
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
684
00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:05,348
♪ (CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
685
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,058
Edwina!
686
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,325
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
687
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,868
Please state your name.
688
00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,746
Dita Beard.
A lobbyist for ITT.
689
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,998
We are on the record.
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
690
00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:33,876
Mrs. Beard,
do you recognize this document?
691
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,517
I do not.
692
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:55,147
{\an8}Mrs. Beard,
is this not your signed memo
693
00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:59,110
regarding ITT's bribery
of the Nixon Administration?
694
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,738
That is certainly what it says.
But I didn't write it.
695
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:07,201
No, that is a goddamn forgery.
That is not even my signature.
696
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,997
Mrs. Beard, may I remind you,
you are under oath?
697
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:16,711
I was not even in the offi--
Oh, God-- Oh, honey!
698
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,212
Mrs. Beard--
Edwina!
699
00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,131
I'm here, Mama!
700
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,340
Mrs. Beard, is this your--
701
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,009
- I can't breathe!
- Stop it, stop it!
702
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:25,094
That's enough! Everyone out!
703
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:26,887
- Oh, help. Help me!
- Get out!
704
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:29,306
- Someone get the doctor!
- Oh, my God! I can't breathe.
705
00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:31,225
I can't breathe.
706
00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:34,311
Doctor! Doctor!
707
00:38:35,312 --> 00:38:37,481
Doctor!
I can't breathe.
708
00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:39,525
Go away! Go away!
709
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,444
Once.
Shit!
710
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,779
- Very nice, Lisa.
- Thank you.
711
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:46,532
...testifying from
her Denver hospital bedside
712
00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,284
in front of the Senate
subcommittee members...
- Four.
713
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:51,370
Very nice. Lisa, honey,
did you remember to--
714
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,497
Yes, Mother. I took my pill.
715
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,293
Thank you.
716
00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:02,423
Coming in for the kill.
B-E-D. Bed.
717
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,967
Anderson and his associate, Brit Hume,
718
00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:08,596
believe somebody persuaded
Mrs. Beard to change her story
719
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,764
in Denver...
720
00:39:12,224 --> 00:39:13,559
Bonsoir, bonsoir.
721
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,270
- Hi, Papa. Where were you?
- Denver.
722
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,023
Do you wanna play with us?
723
00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:22,610
Yeah, Papa?
724
00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:28,324
Sure.
725
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,452
Make room for Papa.
726
00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,666
Mama. Your turn.
Hmm?
727
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:44,173
Uh, D-O-N-E. Done.
728
00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:47,384
Us are useless without Qs.
729
00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:50,346
Actually,
it's the other way around.
730
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,807
Touché.
Ooh.
731
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:58,145
Xerox.
732
00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:00,022
That's a proper noun.
733
00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:02,316
- What is?
- Xerox.
734
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:05,444
No, it's become
just a regular word.
735
00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:09,698
I mean, nobody says,
"Hey, can you photocopy this?"
736
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,951
It-- it's still a proper noun. Mama.
737
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:15,204
We're just playing for fun.
738
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:18,332
We're not keeping s-- score.
739
00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:23,295
What's the point of playing
a game with no rules. Right?
740
00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:27,216
- Then it's just anarchy.
- Actually, Papa,
741
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,176
- this is anarchy!
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
742
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,053
Fuck your college education.
743
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:32,972
Howard.
744
00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:37,685
- That was unacceptable.
- I agree.
745
00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:40,980
Bravo! Bravo, gentlemen!
Thanks.
746
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:43,190
Bravo! Have a seat right there!
747
00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:44,191
We, uh...
748
00:40:44,191 --> 00:40:45,526
...we thought
you might like to know,
749
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,319
our sources tell us
that the Senate
750
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,238
has denied Ted Kennedy's request
751
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,323
for further hearings,
thanks to you.
752
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:53,409
Oh, no. Thanks to him.
753
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:56,287
- Oh.
- I'm still not quite sure
how he pulled it off, though.
754
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,873
It-- It was a team effort.
755
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:02,042
I assume you guys heard the news
about Mr. Hoover this morning?
756
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,461
We sent our condolences
to the Widow Tolson.
757
00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:06,922
The Good Lord finally did
758
00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:09,049
what the last five presidents
never could.
759
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,553
Oh!
760
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:18,893
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Great work on helping Ms. Beard
761
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,729
- get her facts straight.
- Our pleasure, sir.
762
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:26,692
Oh, by the way, Project GEMSTONE
has been approved.
763
00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,656
I want you two to put together
your team ASAP.
764
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,658
Uh, that's-- that's my cue.
765
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:36,035
- Uh, nice work. Nice work.
- Oh, yeah.
766
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,286
Thank you.
All right,
767
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,788
I want you two
to huddle with McCord
768
00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:42,041
and tell me what you're going
to need, all right?
769
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:45,127
McCord? What are we doing
with McCord?
770
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,754
He's head of security
for the committee
771
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,088
and Mitchell thought
he could be useful.
772
00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:51,509
What? Mitchell fired him!
He was Martha's babysitter!
773
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,428
I know. He's also a whiz
with gizmos, bugs,
774
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:58,766
and electronic surveillance,
ex-CIA and ex-FBI,
775
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,935
so he's the perfect playmate
for you two.
776
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,812
And we can afford him,
because he's already
on the payroll.
777
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:04,855
Don't you get it?
778
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,107
We need operatives
who are off the payroll.
779
00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,525
Plausible deniability.
780
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:10,402
- It-- It's fine.
- No.
781
00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:11,862
We'll have McCord
wire the yacht.
782
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,782
Oh, about that.
Uh, there is no yacht.
783
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:17,618
- What?
- And no hookers, sadly.
784
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,412
Those hookers
were looking forward to it.
785
00:42:20,412 --> 00:42:23,916
I know, but only one GEMSTONE
was approved
786
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,252
and your new operating budget
is 250 thou,
787
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,087
which should be more than ample.
788
00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,464
Goddammit, Jeb, that's a quarter
of what we were promised!
789
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:31,924
Easy.
Hold on.
790
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:34,093
Which gemstone was approved?
791
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,594
♪ (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
792
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:40,808
Project fucking OPAL.
Out of 12 gemstones,
793
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:45,312
they pick the bugging
of the DNC. Where's the vision?
794
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,357
It is the cheapest.
795
00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:50,609
And you're still gonna need
to pay me, Gordon.
796
00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:51,902
Not now, Jim.
797
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,655
That's a really
big fucking building, boss.
798
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,031
I heard the hotel is nice.
799
00:42:56,031 --> 00:43:00,786
Don't worry. Villo can pick
any lock in there. Right, Villo?
800
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:01,996
Qué? Qué?
801
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,622
What the fuck are we doing
staring at this building?
802
00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:06,000
Some of us are six hours overdue
for pussy.
803
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,835
- Adiós.
- Oh, Frank.
804
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,296
Gentlemen. Frank! Forget Frank.
805
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:15,301
Gentlemen, we are going to do
great things for this country.
806
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:20,097
Can I ask a question? I'll say.
Which one is the Watergate?
807
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:25,602
It's right there.
That's it.
- The condominium.
808
00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:30,983
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
I know, but
it's my first time here, boss!
809
00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:34,778
♪ ("LET IT ALL HANG OUT"
BY THE HOMBRES PLAYING) ♪
810
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:43,203
♪ No parkin' by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razor's broke ♪
811
00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,663
♪ Water drippin' up the spout ♪
812
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:47,333
♪ But I don't care
Let it all hang out ♪
813
00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,964
♪ Hangin' from a pine tree
By my knees ♪
814
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:55,758
♪ Sun is shinin'
Through the shade ♪
815
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,968
♪ Nobody knows
What it's all about ♪
816
00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:00,554
♪ It's too much, man
Let it all hang out ♪
817
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:22,868
♪ Saw a man walkin' upside down
My TV's on the blink ♪
818
00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:25,287
♪ Made Galileo
Look like a Boy Scout ♪
819
00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:27,831
♪ Sorry 'bout that
Let it all hang out ♪
820
00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:37,883
♪ Sleep all day, drive all night
Brain my numb, can't stop now ♪
821
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:39,343
♪ For sure ain't no doubt ♪
822
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,012
♪ Keep an open mind
Let it all hang out ♪
823
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:06,662
♪ It's rainin'
Inside a big brown moon ♪
824
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:08,956
♪ How does that mess
Your baby up, leg ♪
825
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:11,333
♪ Eatin' a Reuben sandwich
With sauerkraut ♪
826
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:14,211
♪ Don't stop now, baby
Let it all hang out ♪
827
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,259
♪ Let it all hang out ♪
828
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,304
♪ Let it all hang out ♪
829
00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:27,850
♪ Let it all hang out ♪
830
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:29,935
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪