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MISSION 4:
ONE NIGHT IN THE CONVENIENCE STORE

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ONE NIGHT IN THE CONVENIENCE STORE

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Just because you didn't win a prize

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doesn't mean you can start swearing.

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HANDMADE BEEF BALLS

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ORDINARY ASSASSIN
KILLER RANK: 11,279

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You're stealing food again.
And those meatballs aren't even cooked.

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So? Germs won't kill me. Whatever.

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HARUKAZE ICHIRO
KILLER RANK: 2,117

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Ah.

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That night he killed Redtooth.

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-The Redtooth?
-Yes.

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Hi.

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So, you said that Seven killed Redtooth.
Is that really true?

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That hairstylist and I

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have about the same level
of combat skills.

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How can he defeat a Shadow Assassin?
He must be putting on a show.

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Actually,
I've been to his hair salon before.

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It was before I started
at the convenience store.

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DAI BO HAIR SALON

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Sir, I… Umm…
I… I… I want to get a haircut.

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What style do you want?

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BUT HE SEEMS SO ORDINARY

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You're the guy who fought
against me in the public restroom?

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You're probably the only assassin
in this anime who'd dress like that.

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If your Qi Controlled Scissors
are so awesome,

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then why would you be a hairstylist here?

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Because I like being a hairstylist.

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But you don't really have any customers.

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SMT HAIRSTYLING ART AND DESIGN

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That's because
I'm always busy with missions.

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Hey, Dai Bo.

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Seven! The kids are almost out of school.

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Why aren't you
at the beef offal stand yet?

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Because an ordinary man
just came in for a haircut.

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You'll make a lot more
from the kids than cutting hair.

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Don't take too long. Otherwise,
instead they'll all go get bubble tea.

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Okay, I'll be there
when I finish this haircut.

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Busy with missions

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meant selling beef offal.

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So why is he still so happy?

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You just said that…

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that I'm probably
the only guy in this anime

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who would dress like this. So…

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Is that true?

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Well… do you think it's that important?

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Hey, you, give me two popsicles.

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Do you want to add
two yuan for extra coconut juice?

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You can enter the lucky raffle too.

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No. Lucky raffles are
meant to deceive children.

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All right, that'll be five yuan.

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Lucky raffles aren't scams, right?

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It's just that ordinary people like us
aren't lucky enough to win them.

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Ow, my stomach.

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-I told you not to steal those meatballs.
-Really hurts.

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I'm going to the restroom.

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You've got the store by yourself.

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SCISSOR SEVEN
SHADOW DESTINY

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[Ordinary Assassin[
There aren't a lot of customers now.

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Why don't I…

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practice my knife skills?

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The first section is my stretches.

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One, two, three, four,

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two, one, two, four,

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three, one, two, one, three, four…

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Three, one, four, two, three, one,
four, two, four, three--

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Robbery! Give me all your money!

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How dare you try to rob my store?
You have no right!

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I'm gonna slap you then.

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By the way that you're dressed,
I thought you were one of my friends.

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How could it be that I'm the only one?

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Stop it!

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Let… Let go of that child!

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And who are you?

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Me?
I am an honorable, chivalrous assassin.

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That's all you can do?
Don't be a hero, you scum.

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Hey, wake up
and make me a bowl of noodles.

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I'm bleeding.

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You shouldn't be a hero anymore.

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If you can't defeat him yourself,
just call for some help.

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-Hmm? Er, where's my phone?
-So you're an assassin?

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Your ranking is the lowest I've ever seen.

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What a puny weakling.

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Don't even try to call for help
'cause I took your phone.

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Plus, it's raining.

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No one's going to come out here anyways.

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Don't waste your breath.

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A seven-day trip on a luxury cruise?

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And a huge LCD TV?

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Hey, give me a lucky raffle ticket.

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The manager said
you have to buy coconut juice to enter.

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And people with guns can do it too.

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LUCKY DRAW

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LUCKY DRAW

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THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

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"Thanks for your participation"
What the hell does that mean?

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That means thank you for participating,

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but you didn't win anything.

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Hmph. Who wants your thanks?

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I want a prize.

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Scratch them off with me,
and then I'll take the prize.

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As a store clerk, I will never, ever…

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refuse a request from a customer.
I'll do it.

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"Thanks for your participation" again.

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Just give me two more.

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We don't have any left.

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You scratched all that we had.

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THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

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I didn't win any prizes.

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This stupid lucky draw…
It's a scam after all.

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Go ahead and make me some noodles.
I'm leaving after I eat.

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What sauce do you want?

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Ketchup.

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SPICY

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When he's choking on the hot sauce,
I'll ambush him.

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Hey, I asked you to make it
with ketchup on it.

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You can't even make noodles right.

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What a loser.

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If I were your manager, I would fire you.

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Now's my chance!

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Ah!

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Now your face is exposed
to the security cameras.

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You won't be able to escape
from this island.

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Drop the money. Turn yourself in!

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So annoying.

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Since you saw my face,

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now I'm going to have to murder you.

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You're hiding?

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Gunshots are scary, aren't they?

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We're both just ordinary people,

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both trying to make a living.

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Why don't you pretend
nothing ever happened?

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Why be the hero?

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You know we're not the chosen ones anyway.

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Just accept it.

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An assassin's mission is never allowed to
fail, so it's better to be more skillful.

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Keep trying. He's not even good enough
to be assigned a mission.

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Ever since I became an assassin,
I've never actually received a mission.

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HIRING NOW:
PART-TIME STORE CLERK

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That's the reason I took this side job

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after I saw the listing.

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Thank you very much. Please come again.

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ASSASSINS' WORLD
BESTSELLER!

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How ordinary.

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I'm about to become
a real convenience store clerk.

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LUCKY

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I really am ordinary, I guess.

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I couldn't defeat them.

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It's okay if you lost. Don't feel bad.

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I feel lucky

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just that you showed up to help me.

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Lucky?

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Because you're the only one
who came to save me.

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The… the only one?

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Mmm.

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Thank you for saving me.

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THANK YOU

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It's not that important

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whether we're the chosen ones, right?

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Don't look down upon ordinary assassins!

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You're finally willing to come out?

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Ah! My eyes!

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I'm going to crack your head open!

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Where is he?

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Sneak attack!

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Let go, loser!

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Hey, aren't you just a store clerk?
What do you care about the money?

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Don't you look down
upon a convenience store clerk!

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Body slam!

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Looks like I'm the one
who won the prize, loser.

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That means thank you for participating,
but you didn't win anything.

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Well, do you think it's that important?

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It's okay if you lost. Don't feel bad.

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Because I like
being a hairstylist.

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So… I forgot my umbrella.

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Catch the thief, idiot!

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Let go of me!

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Ah!
You're biting my foot!

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You're dressed alike!

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Why do you try so hard?

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Without a sword too.

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I was there.
So, I can't pretend nothing happened.

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The guy had a gun. Why be so brave?

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Mmm… Maybe I'm just more courageous
when I have a mask on.

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It was dumb for you to try to beat him.

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You've drunk so many of those bottles.
Do you ever win anything?

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-No, no.
-Then why still drink it?

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-It tastes good.
-You won't get tired of it?

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I won't get tired if I like it.

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Oh.

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It just says "Thanks for your
participation." Why are you so happy?

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THANK YOU

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I really wanna win one of those TVs.

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Do you recognize
this person? Is it your friend?

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Hmm?

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Hmm.

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This is one of
the Seven Major Shadow Assassins!