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MISSION 4:
ONE NIGHT IN THE CONVENIENCE STORE

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ONE NIGHT IN THE CONVENIENCE STORE

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Don't swear just because
you didn't win a prize.

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HANDMADE BEEF BALLS

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Stealing food again?

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The beef balls are still raw.

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Whatever. A few germs won't kill me.

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-He killed Redtooth that night.
-The Redtooth?

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-Pork balls, please.
-Yes.

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Hi.

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Do you think

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it was really Seven who killed Redtooth?

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That hairstylist wasn't that strong
when I fought him.

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No way he defeated a Shadow Killer.
I bet it was a film shoot.

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Actually, I went to his salon
for a haircut before working here.

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DAI BO HAIR SALON

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Hi, I'd like to get a haircut.

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What do you have in mind?

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But he looks so ordinary.

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It's the guy I fought in the toilet.

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You're the only killer
dressed like that in this show.

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Your Qi Controlled Scissors are amazing.

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Why are you working at a salon?

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Because I like cutting hair.

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But you barely have any customers.

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I take on missions too.

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Hey, Dai Bo.

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Seven, school's almost out.
Why aren't you at your offal stall?

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An ordinary guy in black
came in for a hair--

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You earn more selling offal to kids!

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You better hurry,
or the kids will buy bubble tea instead.

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I'll be there as soon as I'm done.

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So his "mission" is selling beef offal.

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But why does he look so happy?

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You said I'm probably the only one

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dressed like this in this show.

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Is that true?

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Does it really matter?

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Hey, you. Two popsicles.

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You can get coconut juice
for another two yuan.

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Comes with a lucky draw ticket.

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Nah. Lucky draws are a scam.

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All right, that's five yuan.

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I don't think lucky draws are a scam.

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Plebs like us
just aren't lucky enough to win.

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My stomach hurts…

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I warned you about the beef balls.

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I'm… I'm going to the restroom.

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The store's all yours!

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SCISSOR SEVEN
SHADOW DESTINY

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It's a slow night.

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I might as well…

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ORDINARY SWORD TECHNIQUES:
42 VARIATIONS

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Sword practice.

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Section one, stretching exercises.

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One, two, three, four,

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two, two, three, four,

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three, two, three, four…

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This is a hold-up. Give me the money!

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How dare you rob this store?
Are you looking down on me?

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You asked for it.

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Why are you dressed like that?
You look like a robber too.

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I knew it. I'm not the only one.

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Stop it!

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Let go of that kid!

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Who the heck are you?

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I'm a chivalrous assassin!

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Is that all you've got?

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Don't be a hero, loser.

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Hey, get up and make me a bowl of noodles.

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My nose is bleeding.

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I shouldn't play the hero.

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If you can't beat 'em, call for backup.

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-Hey, where's my phone?
-So you're a killer.

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But you're not even in the top 10,000.

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Man, you're weak.

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Were you thinking of calling for help?

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I'm taking your phone.

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Anyway, it's raining.

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No one will come.

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A 7-day trip to Dali Country?

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A large-screen LED TV?

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I want to join the lucky draw.

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My manager said
only those who buy coconut juice can join.

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A gun works too.

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LUCKY DRAW

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LUCKY DRAW

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THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

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Why does it say
"Thank you for participating"?

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It means "Thanks for joining,
but you didn't win."

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Thanks, my ass!

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I want a prize!

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Help me scratch 'em.
Winning tickets are mine.

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As a store clerk, I will never…

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refuse a request from a customer.

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I'll do it.

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It's another dud.

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Give me two more.

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That's all we have.

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You scratched them all.

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THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

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They're all duds.

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I knew it. This stupid draw is a scam.

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Make me some noodles.
I want to eat before I go.

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What sauce do you want?

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Ketchup.

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SPICY

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I'll get him
when he chokes on the hot sauce.

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Hey, I asked for ketchup.

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Can't you do anything right?

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What a loser.

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I'd fire you if I were the manager.

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Now!

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The CCTV can see your face now.

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You won't escape from this island!

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Drop the money and turn yourself in!

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What a pain.

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Now that you've seen my face,

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I can't let you walk out of here alive.

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Hiding from me?

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Bet you were spooked by the gun.

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You and I, we're just ordinary people

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trying to make a living.

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Just pretend nothing happened.

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Why play the hero?

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We'll never be the chosen ones.

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Accept your fate.

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Missions are only assigned
to assassins who are up to the task.

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They'll never send a loser like him
on a mission.

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I've never been entrusted with a mission,
not even one.

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HIRING NOW:
PART-TIME STORE CLERK

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When I saw the store was hiring,

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I applied and got the job.

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Thank you. Please come again.

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ASSASSINS' WORLD
BESTSELLER!

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It's all so ordinary.

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Am I an assassin, or a store clerk?

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LUCKY

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I'm so ordinary.

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I couldn't defeat them.

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It's okay if you lost.

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You showed up.

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I feel lucky and blessed for that.

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Lucky?

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You're the only one who came to save me.

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I'm… the only one?

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Yup.

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Thank you for saving me.

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THANK YOU

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Maybe I'm not the chosen one.

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But does it really matter?

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Don't look down on ordinary assassins!

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There you are.

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My eyes!

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I'll bust your head open!

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Where'd he go?

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He snuck up on me…

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Let go, loser!

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Why do you care about the money?
You're just a store clerk!

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Don't look down
on convenience store clerks!

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Body slam!

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I'm the chosen one here, loser.

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It means "Thanks for joining,
but you didn't win."

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Does it really matter?

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It's okay if you lost.

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Because I like cutting hair.

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I… forgot my umbrella.

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Get him, you idiot!

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Let go of me!

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-That's my leg you're biting!
-I can't tell the two of you apart!

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You didn't even have your sword.
Why'd you risk your life?

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I can't just pretend nothing happened.

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But he had a gun.
Weren't you scared at all?

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I guess my mask makes me feel invincible.

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Fighting a battle you can't win is stupid.

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You keep drinking that coconut juice.
Ever win anything?

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Nope.

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Why drink it then?

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-It tastes good.
-Aren't you sick of it?

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Nope, 'cause I love it.

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It's a "thank you" dud.
Why are you so happy?

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THANK YOU

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Would be nice to win a TV.

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Is this person a friend of yours?

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You're one of the seven Shadow Killers…