MISSION 4: ONE NIGHT IN THE CONVENIENCE STORE
Don't swear just because you didn't win a prize.
HANDMADE BEEF BALLS
Stealing food again?
The beef balls are still raw.
Whatever. A few germs won't kill me.
-He killed Redtooth that night. -The Redtooth?
-Pork balls, please. -Yes.
Hi.
Do you think
it was really Seven who killed Redtooth?
That hairstylist wasn't that strong when I fought him.
No way he defeated a Shadow Killer. I bet it was a film shoot.
Actually, I went to his salon for a haircut before working here.
DAI BO HAIR SALON
Hi, I'd like to get a haircut.
What do you have in mind?
But he looks so ordinary.
It's the guy I fought in the toilet.
You're the only killer dressed like that in this show.
Your Qi Controlled Scissors are amazing.
Why are you working at a salon?
Because I like cutting hair.
But you barely have any customers.
I take on missions too.
Hey, Dai Bo.
Seven, school's almost out. Why aren't you at your offal stall?
An ordinary guy in black came in for a hair--
You earn more selling offal to kids!
You better hurry, or the kids will buy bubble tea instead.
I'll be there as soon as I'm done.
So his "mission" is selling beef offal.
But why does he look so happy?
You said I'm probably the only one
dressed like this in this show.
Is that true?
Does it really matter?
Hey, you. Two popsicles.
You can get coconut juice for another two yuan.
Comes with a lucky draw ticket.
Nah. Lucky draws are a scam.
All right, that's five yuan.
I don't think lucky draws are a scam.
Plebs like us just aren't lucky enough to win.
My stomach hurts…
I warned you about the beef balls.
I'm… I'm going to the restroom.
The store's all yours!
SCISSOR SEVEN SHADOW DESTINY
It's a slow night.
I might as well…
ORDINARY SWORD TECHNIQUES: 42 VARIATIONS
Sword practice.
Section one, stretching exercises.
One, two, three, four,
two, two, three, four,
three, two, three, four…
This is a hold-up. Give me the money!
How dare you rob this store? Are you looking down on me?
You asked for it.
Why are you dressed like that? You look like a robber too.
I knew it. I'm not the only one.
Stop it!
Let go of that kid!
Who the heck are you?
I'm a chivalrous assassin!
Is that all you've got?
Don't be a hero, loser.
Hey, get up and make me a bowl of noodles.
My nose is bleeding.
I shouldn't play the hero.
If you can't beat 'em, call for backup.
-Hey, where's my phone? -So you're a killer.
But you're not even in the top 10,000.
Man, you're weak.
Were you thinking of calling for help?
I'm taking your phone.
Anyway, it's raining.
No one will come.
A 7-day trip to Dali Country?
A large-screen LED TV?
I want to join the lucky draw.
My manager said only those who buy coconut juice can join.
A gun works too.
LUCKY DRAW
THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING
Why does it say "Thank you for participating"?
It means "Thanks for joining, but you didn't win."
Thanks, my ass!
I want a prize!
Help me scratch 'em. Winning tickets are mine.
As a store clerk, I will never…
refuse a request from a customer.
I'll do it.
It's another dud.
Give me two more.
That's all we have.
You scratched them all.
THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING
They're all duds.
I knew it. This stupid draw is a scam.
Make me some noodles. I want to eat before I go.
What sauce do you want?
Ketchup.
SPICY
I'll get him when he chokes on the hot sauce.
Hey, I asked for ketchup.
Can't you do anything right?
What a loser.
I'd fire you if I were the manager.
Now!
The CCTV can see your face now.
You won't escape from this island!
Drop the money and turn yourself in!
What a pain.
Now that you've seen my face,
I can't let you walk out of here alive.
Hiding from me?
Bet you were spooked by the gun.
You and I, we're just ordinary people
trying to make a living.
Just pretend nothing happened.
Why play the hero?
We'll never be the chosen ones.
Accept your fate.
Missions are only assigned to assassins who are up to the task.
They'll never send a loser like him on a mission.
I've never been entrusted with a mission, not even one.
HIRING NOW: PART-TIME STORE CLERK
When I saw the store was hiring,
I applied and got the job.
Thank you. Please come again.
ASSASSINS' WORLD BESTSELLER!
It's all so ordinary.
Am I an assassin, or a store clerk?
LUCKY
I'm so ordinary.
I couldn't defeat them.
It's okay if you lost.
You showed up.
I feel lucky and blessed for that.
Lucky?
You're the only one who came to save me.
I'm… the only one?
Yup.
Thank you for saving me.
THANK YOU
Maybe I'm not the chosen one.
But does it really matter?
Don't look down on ordinary assassins!
There you are.
My eyes!
I'll bust your head open!
Where'd he go?
He snuck up on me…
Let go, loser!
Why do you care about the money? You're just a store clerk!
Don't look down on convenience store clerks!
Body slam!
I'm the chosen one here, loser.
It means "Thanks for joining, but you didn't win."
Does it really matter?
It's okay if you lost.
Because I like cutting hair.
I… forgot my umbrella.
Get him, you idiot!
Let go of me!
-That's my leg you're biting! -I can't tell the two of you apart!
You didn't even have your sword. Why'd you risk your life?
I can't just pretend nothing happened.
But he had a gun. Weren't you scared at all?
I guess my mask makes me feel invincible.
Fighting a battle you can't win is stupid.
You keep drinking that coconut juice. Ever win anything?
Nope.
Why drink it then?
-It tastes good. -Aren't you sick of it?
Nope, 'cause I love it.
It's a "thank you" dud. Why are you so happy?
THANK YOU
Would be nice to win a TV.
Is this person a friend of yours?
You're one of the seven Shadow Killers…