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任務四：便利店一夜

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（小瘋便利）

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[男聲]雖然抽獎沒中
但你不要說粗話嘛

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[店內播放宣傳廣告]

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你又偷吃，牛肉丸還沒煮熟呢

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（春風一郎）

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不乾不淨，吃了沒病啊

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那天晚上，殺死了赤牙

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-是那個赤牙？
-就是他

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[驚呼]

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-嗨
-[驚叫]

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[普通刺客]你說，真的是伍六七
殺死了赤牙嗎？

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[春風一郎]那個理髮師
戰鬥力跟我差不多啊

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怎麼可能打得贏暗影刺客

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一定是在演戲

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其實來便利店工作之前

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我去他那裡剪過頭髮

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（大保J髮廊）

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[普通刺客]老闆，那個…
我…我想剪個頭髮

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想剪什麼髮型啊？

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[雜訊聲]

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可是看他的樣子平平無奇
沒什麼特別的

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那天與我決戰公廁的男人？

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你應該是這個動畫裡
唯一一個會穿成這樣的刺客吧？

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你以氣御剪這麼厲害

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怎麼會在這裡剪頭髮的？

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因為我喜歡給人剪頭髮啊

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可是你都沒有什麼生意

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（髮型藝術設計）

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我還會接一些任務的

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[手機鈴聲]

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喂，大保

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阿七啊，小學生都快放學了

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怎麼還不過來賣牛雜啊？

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因為剛剛來了個普通黑衣人要剪頭髮

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剪頭髮哪有小朋友的錢好賺啊？

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再不過來，小朋友全都跑去喝奶茶了

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好…我剪完這個馬上過來

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[普通刺客]原來他說的任務
就是賣牛雜呀

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怎麼他還這麼開心啊？

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你之前說

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我應該是這個動畫
唯一一個打扮成這樣的人

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是真的嗎？

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這件事，真的有那麼重要嗎？

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[男童]那個誰，兩根雪條

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需要加兩塊換購椰汁嗎？

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還可以抽獎哦

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不要，抽獎都是騙小孩的

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[普通刺客]好，收你五塊錢

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抽獎，不是騙人的吧

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只是我們普通人沒那個運氣

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沒有被選中

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[春風一郎]肚子痛

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-叫你不要偷吃牛肉丸啦
-[呻吟]

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我…我去上個廁所
便利店就交給你了

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[播放片頭曲《空白》，王舜禾]

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《刺客伍六七之暗影宿命》

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現在沒什麼客人

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不如

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刀法練習

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第一節，伸展運動

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一二三四，二二三四

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三二三四

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-[便利商店鈴聲]
-[雷聲]

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-六二三四，七二三四
-[雷聲]

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[打劫男]打劫，把錢都拿出來

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竟敢在我的地盤打劫

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你是瞧不起我！

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-給你兩巴掌看看
-[呻吟]

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打扮成這樣，還以為是同行呢

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我怎麼可能是唯一啊

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[普通刺客]住手

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放…放開那個小孩

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[惡霸]誰啊你？

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[普通刺客]我…我是一個行俠仗義的刺客

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[驚呼]

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[惡霸]三腳貓功夫

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裝什麼英雄啊

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喂，起來給我煮個車仔麵

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流鼻血了

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還是不要逞英雄了

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單挑打不過，那就叫幫拖

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[疑惑聲]

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-我手機呢？
-[打劫男]你是刺客啊？

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你的排名也太低了吧

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（衝進刺客排行榜10000名）

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你這個菜雞

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是不是想打電話搖人啊？

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手機沒收了

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而且外面在下雨，沒有人會來的

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大禮國七天樂

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（幸運大抽獎）

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液晶大電視

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喂！我也要抽獎

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店長說買椰汁才能抽獎的

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店長說有槍也可以抽

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（幸運抽獎箱）

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（謝謝惠顧）

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“謝謝惠顧”是什麼意思啊？

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就是沒有中獎，謝謝參與的意思吧

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[打劫男]哼，誰要你的謝謝啊

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我要獎品

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你也和我一起刮，中獎了算我的

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我身為店員是絕對不會…

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拒絕這位客人的要求的

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我刮…

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又是謝謝惠顧

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再給我兩張卡

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沒有卡了，你已經全部刮完了

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一個都沒中

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垃圾抽獎，果然是騙人的

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快給我煮個車仔麵啊，吃完走人啦

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你要加什麼醬呀？

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[打劫男]番茄

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[氣氛緊張的音樂]

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趁他被辣到的時候，偷襲他

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[驚呼]

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喂，我明明要的是番茄醬啊

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煮個麵都煮不好，真是個廢物

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我是店長就把你開了

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就趁現在

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[吶喊]

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閉路電視已經拍到你的臉了

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你是逃不出小雞島的

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放下錢，自首吧

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真煩人

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既然看到我的臉

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那就不能讓你活下去了

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[狗吠聲]

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[打劫男]躲起來了

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聽到槍聲怕了吧

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大家都是普通人

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混口飯吃而已

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當沒事發生就好啦

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裝什麼英雄啊

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[雷聲]

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反正我們都不是被選中的人啊

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認命吧

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刺客任務只許成功不許失敗

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當然是越厲害越好

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像他這種，連接任務的資格都沒有

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[笑聲]

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[悲傷的音樂]

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其實我做刺客以來

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根本沒有接到過任務

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（急招兼職！）

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所以看到便利店的廣告

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就做起了兼職

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謝謝惠顧，歡迎下次光臨

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（刺客天地，熱賣！）

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[嘆氣]

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好普通啊

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快要變成便利店店員了

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[溫馨的音樂]

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（幸運）

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[普通刺客]我…我很普通吧

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沒有打敗他們

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沒有打敗，也沒關係啊

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有你出現，我就覺得很幸運了

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幸運？

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因為，你是唯一一個救我的人啊

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唯…唯一嗎？

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謝謝你救了我

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（幸運大抽獎，謝謝）

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是不是被選中的人

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其實也不是那麼重要吧

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[播放插曲《空白》，螢火蟲樂團演唱版]

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[普通刺客]不許你小看普通刺客

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終於肯出來了嗎？

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啊！好刺眼啊

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我要打爆你的頭！

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人呢？

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♪ 黑色城市黃燈光 ♪

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♪ 流星忘記了願望 ♪

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-[普通刺客吶喊]
-[打劫男慘呼]

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♪ 站在人海茫茫 ♪

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[打劫男]偷襲…

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[普通刺客掙扎聲]

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[打劫男呻吟]

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[兩人呻吟]

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♪ 誰又在說謊 ♪

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♪ 揭穿吧 ♪

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[打劫男]放手啊，廢柴

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♪ 人心都很可怕 ♪

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♪ 承認吧，誰都想向上爬 ♪

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這些錢關你屁事啊

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你不就是個店員嗎？

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[大叫]

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不許你小看便利店店員啊！

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[慘叫]

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♪ 忘記了盛夏 ♪

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泰山壓頂！

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[呻吟]

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♪ 誰都想得到 ♪

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♪ 風光佳話 ♪

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[打劫男]我才是那個中獎的人啊，垃圾

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♪ 各帶傷疤 ♪

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♪ 離開才明白 ♪

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♪ 都是空白 ♪

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就是沒有中獎，謝謝參與的意思吧

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這件事，真的有那麼重要嗎？

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沒有打敗，也沒關係啊

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因為我喜歡給人剪頭髮啊

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[普通刺客喘氣聲]

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[便利商店鈴聲]

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我…

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我忘記帶傘了

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[播放片尾曲
《海邊的風》，七號瘋球樂隊]

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[普通刺客]抓賊啊笨蛋

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[打劫男]放開我

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[普通刺客]啊，你咬的是我的腳

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[春風一郎]你們兩個穿得太像啦

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你連劍都沒有

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怎麼還這麼拼啊？

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看見了，就不能當沒事發生啊

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-可是他有槍喔，你怎麼這麼勇啊？
-[思考聲]

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可能…蒙著面會勇敢一點的吧

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明知打不過還打那叫笨

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你喝了這麼多瓶，有沒有中過獎啊？

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沒有

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那你還喝

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好喝啊

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不膩嗎？

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喜歡怎麼會膩啊？

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[驚呼]

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[春風一郎]謝謝惠顧而已嘛
那麼開心幹嘛？

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[普通刺客]好想抽中一台電視機啊

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[打鼾聲]

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[白狐]照片裡這個人是你們的朋友嗎？

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[疑惑聲]

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[思考聲]

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這是七大暗影刺客之一的…