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[鸟鸣声]

2
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[啪]

3
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[拖鞋掉落特效声]

4
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[小疯映画主题音乐]

5
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[单集片名主题音乐]

6
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-要回来取首领的人头
-[持续的脚步声]

7
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-还这么高调地说出来
-[轻柔的音乐]

8
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就算是天下第一刺客

9
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这样做也未免太自信了

10
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这更像是一场戏

11
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让大家去追捕他

12
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这是为什么呢？

13
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答案…可能就在这里

14
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[恐怖的音乐]

15
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[门吱呀声]

16
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[播放诡秘的音乐]

17
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[关门吱呀声]

18
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[持续的脚步声]

19
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[脚步声]

20
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[金属扶手声]

21
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[脚步声]

22
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[白狐] 如果你们找不到他

23
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他会回来这里的

24
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[片头曲响起]

25
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[陈伯哼着小曲]

26
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[恐怖的音效]

27
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啊！

28
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[恐怖的音效]

29
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你认识照片里的这个人吗？

30
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[滑稽的音乐]

31
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哦！你说帅的那个吗？

32
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当然认识啊！

33
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他人在哪？

34
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就在你面前啊

35
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这都没看出来吗？

36
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虽然最近胖了一点

37
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[泄气的降调音效]

38
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不是说你啊

39
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我问的是旁边那个穿白色卫衣的

40
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-哎 那你又说帅的那个
-[生气冒泡音效]

41
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问又不问清楚

42
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那个靓仔啊

43
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他好像去了旅游哦

44
00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:54,250
这个月都没见过他了

45
00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:57,666
那你能联系上他吗？

46
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我是他的远房亲戚 我有急事找他

47
00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:04,958
哦！亲戚啊 难怪你们长得有点像啦

48
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-我帮你来call他
-[拨电话声]

49
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[等待接听的嘟嘟声]

50
00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:19,208
[发功特效声]

51
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-[电话铃声]
-[鸡大保惊叫声 堕地声]

52
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[电话响声 震动声]

53
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[滑稽的音乐]

54
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[用力声]

55
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[接听键声]

56
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喂 有什么事快说啊

57
00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:40,000
好久不见 声音沙哑了好多呀

58
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我是鸡大保啊 阿七他在睡觉

59
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唉？

60
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陈伯 你声音变年轻了好多喔

61
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[白狐] 你叫他来接电话

62
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他现在接不了你电话啊

63
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那你告诉他

64
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白狐在小鸡岛等他

65
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如果他不回来 我就杀…

66
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[系统提示] 对不起 您的电话已欠费
请您续交话费 谢谢

67
00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:10,666
[英语系统提示] 对不起 您的电话
已欠费 请您续交话费 谢谢

68
00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:11,583
[忙音]

69
00:05:13,041 --> 00:05:14,458
陈伯手机被偷了？

70
00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,166
你电话没钱了

71
00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,583
哎呀 他在外地啊

72
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这是长途电话

73
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[大喊] 你快给回十块钱话费给我

74
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你知道这十块钱有多难赚吗？
[声音变小]

75
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-真麻烦
-[陈伯] 我一个月才两百块

76
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十年没发过工资了

77
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[恐怖的音效]

78
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[功力酝酿声]

79
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-哎呀
-[滴汗声]

80
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[颤抖的呻吟声]

81
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啊？

82
00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:40,750
我还没动手啊 你怎么就…

83
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-[恍然大悟音效]
-哦！你想碰瓷

84
00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,916
我肾结石又犯了 [挣扎声]

85
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你快送我去看医生啊 [惨叫]

86
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-[滑稽的音乐]
-[陈伯痛苦声]

87
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-[陈伯呻吟声持续]
-[功力酝酿声]

88
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[功力发射声]

89
00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,791
啊！

90
00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:08,666
-唉？没这么痛了喔 嗯？
-[神秘的音乐]

91
00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,041
-我把你体内的结石击碎了
-哦？

92
00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:13,291
你多喝点水 慢慢排出来就好了

93
00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,041
哦！你是个神医啊！

94
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,958
不是 我修炼的神功

95
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-[发射声]
-是可以把能量注入到人的体内

96
00:06:22,958 --> 00:06:24,833
-[能量蓄力声]
-[白狐] 再产生爆炸

97
00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,291
是一种神秘的杀人技

98
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-我刚刚只是使用了极小的能量
-[发功特效声]

99
00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:32,875
所以只击碎了结石

100
00:06:33,916 --> 00:06:35,833
没有对你的身体造成伤害

101
00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:37,541
那你现在可以帮我…

102
00:06:38,125 --> 00:06:39,541
-就是他
-[欢快的音乐]

103
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不吃药不开刀
就可以治疗肾结石的神医啊

104
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都说了我不是医生了

105
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疑难杂症 不治之症
一招就好 童叟无欺

106
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[异能国大法师]
除了各种外伤和骨折

107
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他身上还有很多严重的内伤

108
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加上有一种特别的毒

109
00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,000
在侵蚀他的意识

110
00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,000
我实在没办法治疗他

111
00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,375
[鸡大保失望声]

112
00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,416
-他现在还能活着就已经很神奇…
-[鸡大保憋气声]

113
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-我忍你很久了
-[法师] 啊！

114
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你这个未断奶的小光头！

115
00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:15,791
[极快语速] 每次都说什么伤得很重
没办法治 有什么黑什么膏就能治

116
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-你根本啥都不会！
-[大法师蓄力声]

117
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-有什么膏我也能治啊！
-[平安劝架声]

118
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来呀来呀 单挑啊
你这个小光头打到你…

119
00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,416
-不能这样冒犯大法师的
-[鸡大保喊叫声]

120
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会被赶出地下城的

121
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-我懒得跟你这只肥鸡单挑！
-[收回法术声]

122
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-现在是有黑玉断续膏也救不了他！
-[鸡大保持续喊叫声]

123
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[粤语口音] 因为他已经用过
黑玉断续膏了

124
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[鸡大保叹气声]

125
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-[小飞唧唧声 扑翅声]
-[悲伤的音乐响起]

126
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哼

127
00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:54,750
他这个情况

128
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世界上最强的神医都救不了

129
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-[开门声]
-[男子] 那倒未必

130
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[众人惊诧声]

131
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-[酷炫的音乐]
-[男子] 除了死人就没有我救不活的

132
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,916
[深呼气声]

133
00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:09,416
他不肯给我黑玉断续膏

134
00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:12,500
我就把他和他的药一起运回来了

135
00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:17,750
[仪器分析声]

136
00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:20,666
你怎么…好像…没事了？

137
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,416
说来话长 反正你来得正好！

138
00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,291
-谢谢你啊
-[另一老头呵呵笑声]

139
00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:33,125
有空多来街坊福利中心喝茶啊

140
00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:36,250
这些老头真麻烦

141
00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,958
[昆虫鸣叫声]

142
00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:43,208
[呼噜声]

143
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[脚步靠近声]

144
00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:48,875
[春风一郎叹气声]

145
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[白狐] 照片里这个人
是你们的朋友吗？

146
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,791
嗯？

147
00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:54,208
嗯

148
00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,458
算不算是呢？

149
00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:58,208
就是平时会去他家剪头发

150
00:08:58,291 --> 00:09:00,791
我上次找他剪个帅气的发型

151
00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,458
还真的搭讪成功了耶

152
00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,541
-啊？我怎么没有成功啊？
-[温馨的音乐]

153
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,916
[春风一郎] 是因为你没有我帅啊

154
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,291
[普通刺客] 不过之前
我喜欢一个卖奶茶的女生

155
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,583
伍六七有帮忙创造机会

156
00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:14,833
[春风一郎] 是吧是吧？
找他帮忙真的有用

157
00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:17,083
-对了 你找他什么事？
-[照片收回声]

158
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,958
哦 没事 我也是想找他理个发

159
00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,333
那你来得不是时候

160
00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:25,875
他的店已经倒闭了

161
00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,583
[白狐] 那你能联系上他吗？

162
00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:29,541
你有他电话吗？

163
00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:32,791
哦 上次剪头发好像有给过我名片

164
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,416
下次来可以打电话跟我预约啊

165
00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,291
我是七号发型总监

166
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,291
可以借手机我用一下吗？

167
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,041
这年头还有人出门不带手机的？

168
00:09:48,666 --> 00:09:50,083
-你是玄武国人吗？
-[脚步靠近声]

169
00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,708
[普通刺客] 嗯？

170
00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,666
[恐怖的音乐]

171
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:55,833
嗯？

172
00:09:56,583 --> 00:10:00,666
[惊恐的语气]
这是七大暗影刺客之一的…

173
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,666
[恐怖的音效]

174
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:03,583
啊？

175
00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:04,875
[喘粗气]

176
00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:08,500
-呃！
-[可乐] 阿七

177
00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:11,666
[伍六七喘气声]

178
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,708
梅小姐呢？

179
00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:15,375
我…我没有那么厉害啊

180
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,791
我只能把你救出来了

181
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,333
你都快死了 还想着泡妞？

182
00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,250
[怒气沸腾音效]

183
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,333
梅小姐为了保护我受了伤

184
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:24,791
中了曼珠沙华的毒

185
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,000
[诡秘的音乐]

186
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,875
现在肯定很危险

187
00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:31,333
[电话响声 震动声]

188
00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:33,875
唉？今天好像很多电话找你哦

189
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,541
哦 对了

190
00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,625
好像有个叫白…白狐的人找你哦

191
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:40,875
[接听键声]

192
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,083
喂 你在找我？

193
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:45,083
这次声音就对了

194
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,708
你最好早点回来小岛

195
00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:50,291
-不然岛上的人
-[风呼啸声]

196
00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,291
-都要死
-[恐怖的音效]

197
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:56,458
尤其是你房间贴着合照的那些人

198
00:10:57,208 --> 00:11:00,166
你们的目标是我 不要伤害其他人

199
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,625
那你最好跑快一点

200
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,791
[攥紧电话声]

201
00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,875
-[海浪声]
-[众人玩闹声]

202
00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:16,541
[海鸥叫声]

203
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,166
[众人笑声]

204
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,041
-[男子甲] 来 快来啊
-[男子乙] 你慢点

205
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:24,000
[众人嬉闹声]

206
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,875
[吸饮料声]

207
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,833
[海浪声]

208
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:37,375
[播放温馨的音乐]

209
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:40,791
阿七 好亲切的称呼啊

210
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:44,416
好嫉妒呀

211
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,333
-同为暗影刺客
-[孩子打闹声]

212
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:50,375
你怎么就可以过上如此快乐的日子？

213
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,208
[海鸥叫声持续]

214
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,291
-[喷水声]
-[孩子笑声]

215
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,666
[男孩现身声 笑声]

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[男孩惊讶声]

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[轻笑声]

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砰！

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-[男孩笑声]
-[女孩尖叫声 笑声]

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[孩子奔跑声]

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[海浪声]

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[发功声]

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-砰！
-[功力发射声]

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-砰！
-[连续发射声]

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[片尾曲响起]

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[吹气声]

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[诡秘的音效]

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[连续爆炸声]

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-[巨大爆炸声]
-[物品破碎声]

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[碎片纷纷掉落声]

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[等待接听的嘟嘟声]

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[爆炸声持续]

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[远处的爆炸声]

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[颤抖的声音]
春风一郎 你不能每次都这样啊

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一遇到厉害的人就害怕到挪不动脚

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[喘粗气] 普通刺客
这么弱鸡都没有退缩

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你要勇敢起来啊