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任務五：小島危機2

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要回來取首領的人頭

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還這麼高調地說出來

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就算是天下第一刺客

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這樣做也未免太自信了

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這更像是一場戲

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讓大家去追捕他

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這是為什麼呢？

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答案，可能就在這裡

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（大保J髮廊）

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[哀傷的音樂]

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（新北方初級髮型師
伍六七給予畢業！）

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[白狐]如果你們找不到他

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他會回來這裡的

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[播放片頭曲《空白》，王舜禾]

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《刺客伍六七之暗影宿命》

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[哼著歌]

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[緊張的配樂]

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你認識照片裡的這個人嗎？

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[輕鬆的配樂]

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哦，你說帥的那個嗎？

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當然認識啊

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他人在哪？

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就在你面前啊

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這都沒看出來嗎？

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雖然最近胖了一點

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[咬牙切齒]不是說你啊

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我問的是旁邊那個穿白色衛衣的

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那你又說帥的那個

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問又不問清楚

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那個靚仔啊

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他好像去了旅遊哦

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這個月都沒見過他了

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那你能聯繫上他嗎？

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我是他的遠房親戚，我有急事找他

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哦！親戚啊，難怪你們長得有點像啦

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我幫你來叫他

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[電話嘟嘟聲]

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-[電話鈴聲]
-[驚叫]

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[電話鈴聲]

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[電話鈴聲]

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（陳伯，接受，拒絕）

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喂，有什麼事快說啊

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好久不見，聲音沙啞了好多啊

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我是雞大保啊，阿七他在睡覺

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[疑惑聲]

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陳伯你聲音變年輕了好多喔

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[白狐]你叫他來接電話

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他現在接不了你電話啊

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那你告訴他

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白狐在小雞島等他

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如果他不回來

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-我就殺…
-[系統音]對不起，您的電話已欠費

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請您續交話費，謝謝

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[英語]對不起，您的電話已欠費

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[英語]請您續交話費，謝謝

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陳伯手機被偷了？

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你電話沒錢了

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哎呀，他在外地啊

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這是長途電話

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你快給回十塊錢話費給我

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你知道這十塊錢有多難賺嗎？

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-真麻煩
-[陳伯]我一個月才兩百塊

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十年沒發過工資了呀

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[疑惑聲]

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我還沒動手啊，你怎麼就…

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哦！你想碰瓷

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[呻吟]我腎結石又犯了

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你快送我去看醫生啊

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[陳伯呻吟]

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[陳伯呻吟]

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[呻吟]

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[陳伯呻吟]

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[疑惑聲]

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沒這麼痛了喔

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-[傻笑]
-我把你體內的結石擊碎了

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你多喝點水慢慢排出來就好了

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哦！你是個神醫啊！

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不是，我修煉的神功

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是可以把能量注入到人的體內

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再產生爆炸

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是一種神秘的殺人技

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我剛剛只是因為使用了極小的能量

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所以只擊碎了結石

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沒有對你的身體造成傷害

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那你現在可以幫我…

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就是他…

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不吃藥不開刀
就可以治療腎結石的神醫啊！

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都說了我不是醫生了

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疑難雜症，不治之症

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（神醫）

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一招就好，童叟無欺

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[大法師]除了各種外傷和骨折

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他身上還有很多嚴重的內傷

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加上有一種特別的毒

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在侵蝕他的意識

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我實在沒辦法治療他

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-他現在還能活著就已經很神奇…
-[氣憤聲]

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-[雞大保]我忍你很久了
-[呻吟]

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你這個未斷奶的小光頭！

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每次都說什麼傷得很重沒辦法治

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有什麼黑什麼膏就能治

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你根本啥都不會！

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有什麼膏我也能治啊！

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來呀來呀，單挑啊，你這個小光頭…

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-不能這樣冒犯大法師的
-[咒罵聲]

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-會被趕出地下城的
-[咒罵聲]

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-[雞大保咒罵聲]
-[大吼]我懶得跟你這只肥雞單挑！

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-[雞大保咒罵聲]
-現在是有黑玉斷續膏也救不了他！

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因為他已經用過黑玉斷續膏了

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[小飛啼叫]

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[哀傷的音樂]

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哼

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他這個情況

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世界上最強的神醫都救不了

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[神醫]那倒未必

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[眾人驚呼]

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除了死人，就沒有我救不活的

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[神氣的音樂]

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他不肯給我黑玉斷續膏

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我就把他和他的藥一起運回來了

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（可樂）

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妳怎麼好像沒事了？

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說來話長

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反正你來得正好

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-[呵呵笑]
-謝謝你啊

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有空多來街坊福利中心喝茶啊

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這些老頭真麻煩

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[蟲鳴聲]

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[腳步聲]

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-照片裡這個人是你們的朋友嗎？
-[疑惑聲]

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[思考聲]

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算不算是呢？

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就是平時會去他家剪頭髮

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我上次找他剪個帥氣的髮型

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還真的搭訕成功了耶

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啊？我怎麼沒有成功啊

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[春風一郎]因為你沒有我帥啊

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[普通刺客]不過之前
我喜歡一個賣奶茶的女生

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伍六七有幫忙創造機會

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[春風一郎]是吧…找他幫忙真的有用

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對了，你找他什麼事？

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哦，沒事，我也是想找他理個髮

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那你來的不是時候

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他的店已經倒閉了

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那你能聯繫上他嗎？

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你有他電話嗎？

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哦，上次剪頭髮好像有給過我名片

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（伍六七，髮型總監）

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下次來可以打電話跟我預約啊

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我是七號髮型總監

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可以借手機我用一下嗎？

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這年頭還有人出門不帶手機的？

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你是玄武國人嗎？

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[疑惑聲]

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這是七大暗影刺客之一的…

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[不祥的音效]

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-[驚呼]
-阿七

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梅小姐呢？

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我…我沒有那麼厲害啊

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我只能把你救出來了

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你都快死了，還想著泡妞

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[氣憤聲]

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梅小姐為了保護我受了傷

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中了曼珠沙華的毒

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現在肯定很危險

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-[電話鈴聲]
-[雞大保驚呼]

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-今天好像很多電話找你哦
-[電話鈴聲]

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哦，對了

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-好像有個叫白…白狐的人找你哦
-[電話鈴聲]

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[電話鈴聲]

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喂，你在找我？

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這次聲音就對了

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你最好早點回來小島

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不然島上的人

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都要死

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尤其是你房間貼著合照的那些人

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你們的目標是我，不要傷害其他人

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那你最好跑快一點

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[海鷗聲]

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[路人嘻笑聲]

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[男1]來，快來啊

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[男2]你慢點

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[溫馨的音樂]

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阿七，好親切的稱呼啊

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好嫉妒呀

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同為暗影刺客

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你怎麼就可以過上如此快樂的日子？

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[兒童嬉鬧聲]

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[輕笑]

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砰！

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[驚呼]

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[兒童嘻笑聲]

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砰…

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[播放片尾曲
《Do I Matter To Me》，趙寒]

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[爆炸聲]

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[電話嘟嘟聲]

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[電話嘟嘟聲]

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[春風一郎]春風一郎
你不能每次都這樣啊

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一遇到厲害的人就害怕到挪不動腳

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普通刺客這麼弱雞都沒有退縮

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你要勇敢起來啊