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[鸟鸣声]

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[啪]

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[拖鞋掉落特效声]

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[小疯映画主题音乐]

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[单集片名主题音乐]

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[诡秘的音乐]

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-[呲溜声]
-[店主] 呃

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-[进食声]
-[店主呜呜声 悄悄挪动脚步声]

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-[白狐] 不用害怕
-嗯？

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[迅速回挪脚步声]

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[白狐] 我要在这里
等那个男人回来的

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[惊恐声]

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[白狐] 这段时间
还是要来你这里吃饭

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你菜做得不错

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所以不要逃跑啊

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[恐怖的特效声]

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不然会没命的

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慢走啊 [尴尬的笑声]

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[哈欠声] 好困呀 先去睡个觉吧

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[恐怖的音乐]

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[播放片头曲]

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梅小姐是因为我而身处危险

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小鸡岛上的人

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现在也因为我而身处危险

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我应该怎么做啊？

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呃？

27
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-我觉得…呃…
-[滑稽的旋律]

28
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小鸡岛上面还有很多人很能打的啊

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例如那个…那个江主任呐

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啊 不对 江主任也失踪了

31
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-嗯…啊！
-[伍六七疑惑声]

32
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还有那个平头保镖啊

33
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啊 对对对 那个保镖很硬的喔

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那个保镖大哥接了个任务出去了

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不在小鸡岛

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啊？哎呀 还有…

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-还有那些猫啊狗啊 [语塞]
-[猫狗叫声]

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哎 我不管啊
我觉得你就应该在这里好好养伤

39
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我要回小鸡岛

40
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我妈妈还在那儿

41
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四眼哥哥

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你的飞船飞得那么快 快送我回去

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啊… [痛苦声]

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[鸡大保语塞声]

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-[紧张的旋律]
-以你现在的身体状态

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回去就等于送死

47
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什么暗影刺客

48
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我一个人就可以搞定了

49
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别误会 不是为了救那些没用的岛民

50
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而是想让那些玄武国人知道

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斯特国的科技有多强

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[叹气声]

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阿七 你还是先把伤养好吧

54
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我们可以守护好小鸡岛的

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[跑步声]

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不能总让你当英雄啊

57
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-哼
-[二人离开脚步声]

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[飞船出发声]

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嗯？呃

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那个斯特国王子也不是什么好人

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他们打起来 谁输谁赢我们都不亏啊

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啊哈哈 [笑声逐渐减弱]

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[偷笑声]

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[滑稽的音乐]

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[远处的狗吠声]

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[啪]

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[挥手声]

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[撕扯声]

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-[迅速挥拳声]
-[回弹声]

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[手指走动特效声]

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[挥手声]

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[手指走动特效声]

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[切砍声]

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[降调音效]

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呃？

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[挥手声]

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[棕狗嗷嗷解说声]

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[蓝狗认同声]

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[棕狗嗷嗷解说]
他就在发廊里面休息

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-你用吉他声波去干扰他
-[蓝猫挣扎声]

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-[回弹声]
-[棕狗嗷嗷声]

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[棕狗] 他一出来
我和猫狗就冲上去围攻他

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-[猛切特效声]
-[棕狗嗷嗷解说声]

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-[蓝狗] 哦！嗯
-[棕狗解说声]

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[快闪声]

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[肌肉爆开声]

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[吵闹的摇滚乐]

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[光球发射声]

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-[惊讶声]
-[音乐停止]

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-[爆炸声]
-[惨叫声]

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-[堕地声]
-[猫狗惊诧声]

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[猫狗战吼声]

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-[猫狗狰狞的战吼声]
-[数个光球发射声]

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[爆炸声]

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-[猫狗呜咽声]
-[白狐] 我在睡觉

96
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-外面的小动物安静点
-[扣人心弦的音乐]

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[猫狗混乱的逃窜声]

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我劝你还是不要乱跑了

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虽然经过我神一般的治疗手法

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加上我研发的举世无双的神药

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-你身体的内外伤已经恢复得很快
-[苍蝇嗡嗡声]

102
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但是 你毕竟伤得很重

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还是需要一些时间来养一下身体

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-而且 我发现你身体有很多旧伤
-[异能国大法师惊诧声]

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体内还残留着三层毒素

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让你身体状态很不稳定

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呃？

108
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那你还不给他排排毒？

109
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-嗯？闭上你的鸡嘴
-[伍六七叫喊声]

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我被捉过来的嘛

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-哪有带这么齐全的装备啊
-[伍六七张嘴声] 啊

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[伍六七] 啊？

113
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[抒情的音乐]

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[神医] 第一层是让人意识模糊

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-四肢无力的情花毒
-[散毒声]

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这个毒性不强 过两天就会完全散去

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-第二层是一种叫黑玄冰的毒
-[刀刺入身体声]

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它会最大化地激活你的兽性 攻击性

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让你身体处于一种无意识的暴走状态

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-对身体伤害很大
-[咆哮声]

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第三层是江湖上已经失传的醉生梦死

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这种毒药可以让人忘记以前的事

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也就是会造成失忆

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很奇怪的是
这种毒在你体内已经很久了

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也没有被完全吸收

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那把这些毒清除掉

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我是不是就可以恢复以前的记忆啊？

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啊？

129
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我也不清楚 毕竟没有人试过

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服下这种毒药的人
往往都是想跟自己过去做个了断

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啊？

132
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所以我现在还没有
碰到要反过来恢复记忆的

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哎！不清楚就不要乱试了喔

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很危险的

135
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现在人活得好好的就行啦

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哎呀 你这个鸡还挺善变的喔

137
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不过这个毒我也没有办法清除

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[神医] 需要很深厚的内功才能做到

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[拍胸脯声]

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[嗅闻声]

141
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唉？

142
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好饿啊 什么味道这么香啊？

143
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[粤语口音] 刚烤好的
你要不要试一试啊？

144
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嗯 我想试一下

145
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[激昂的音乐]

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[鼾声]

147
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[开门声]

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[关门声]

149
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-想清楚了吗？
-[扔掷声]

150
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[飞跃声]

151
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[燃烧声]

152
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原来忘记了 也不代表可以告别过去

153
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[伍六七] 有些人和事
还是会找上门的

154
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可能 只有直面过去

155
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才能真正做个了断吧

156
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[风声]

157
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我不愿回玄武国

158
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就是有些事情不想面对

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甚至不愿想起

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难得你这么勇

161
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就帮你一下啦 脱衣服吧

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啊？又脱？
唉？为什么我会说“又”呢？

163
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你没看过武侠片吗？

164
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-运功疗伤都是要脱衣服的啦
-[轻快的音乐]

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呃…旁边还有人看着喔

166
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脱吧 不用理我

167
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我做一下医学研究而已

168
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呃…大保
你又是什么时候来的呢？

169
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脱吧 不用理我啊

170
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我就是看看
你又瞒着我偷偷做了什么？

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呃…大保 我…

172
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小飞 [打响指声] 把刀给他吧

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[小飞唧唧声]

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[小飞扑翅膀声 唧唧声]

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-[鸡大保] 救你的时候顺便拿的
-[吐刀声]

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[众人惊诧声]

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[诡秘的音效]

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[亮刀声]

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[轻柔的钢琴声]

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[鸡大保跳落地声]

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啊？

182
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-[伍六七] 大保
-[小飞唧唧声]

183
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-[鸡大保] 其实 我挺自私的
-[小飞弹跳声]

184
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-总想阻止你恢复记忆
-[小飞唧唧声]

185
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总希望 你一直都是那个傻傻的阿七

186
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只会剪头发和卖牛杂的阿七

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[小飞唧唧声]

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只会听我命令的阿七

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在你出发之前

190
00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:05,916
让我再喊一次吧

191
00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:11,583
出发吧 六七！

192
00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:13,666
这个任务就交给我吧！

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00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:15,750
[播放热血的音乐]

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[燃烧声]

195
00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,208
[咳嗽声]

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00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,416
衣服脱得挺快的嘛

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[亮针声]

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00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,666
-[扎针声]
-[伍六七] 啊！

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[伍六七倒抽气声]

200
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,791
为什么你也要脱衣服啊？

201
00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:35,250
不要管那些无谓的事啦 我要运功了

202
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[功力酝酿声]

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00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,291
[运功声]

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00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,791
[回忆特效声]

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00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:44,791
[时钟滴答声]

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00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,833
[燃烧纸张声]

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[水流声]

208
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[时钟滴答声持续]

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[白狐] 你知不知道

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暗影刺客都有同样的宿命
在杀戮中死去

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-[恐怖的音效]
-[老电视的雪花声]

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[时钟声和雪花声渐弱]

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[播放片尾曲]

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[开门声]