MISSION 1 KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY
TARGET
You really are the greatest killer in the world.
Here's a hundred million. Take it.
I'm sorry. Someone paid me more to kill you.
We'd be rich.
RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
One beef offal, please.
Okay, right away. Do you want it spicy?
Less lungs and more tripe, please.
SEVEN'S BEEF OFFAL
Done!
So over the top.
It's just a simple bowl of beef offal, anyway.
Go home and eat oxtail.
Seven, don't sell beef offal anymore.
Let's go be killers.
It pays well, with great benefits and flexible work hours.
There's even an annual bonus and traveling overseas.
Where else can we find such a nice job?
You said the same thing about selling beef offal.
You don't want to know your past?
Does my past have something to do with killers?
Of course not.
But, if we make enough money,
I can take you to Stan.
There's nothing they can't do with the technology there.
They can definitely recover your memory.
How much money would that take?
A million yuan.
Hired Killer is the oldest profession in the world.
TARGET
Where there are people, there is hate.
Where there's hate, there are killers.
There are generally two types of killers.
One is full-time killers that are organized and disciplined.
They are supported by the government.
Some countries call them special agents.
TARGET
The other is self-employed killers.
They are usually individuals with great talent.
The top ten killers are all superior fighters,
and their services are expensive. However, they will never miss a target.
Meanwhile, killer is also an indecent profession.
Killers would need a proper job to hide their identities.
SENIOR STYLIST
Excuse me. Another beer, please.
But I'm only great with scissors.
How would I know how to be a killer?
Throw the soda away.
A young man with no past, no family,
no friends, no morals, and no money like you
is the best candidate to be a killer!
Crash course to become a killer!
Hey!
Why did you throw my chopsticks on the floor?
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 1 SECRET INFILTRATION
This is my newest invention.
GaiBa Egg!
First of all, imagine what you want to become.
Then, break this GaiBa Egg.
You'll transform into what you want to be.
However, it's only an appearance.
You don't get the relevant abilities and attributes.
It's a wonderful invention!
Don't suppress yourself. Go ahead and compliment all you want.
With this GaiBa Egg, you can be a killer yourself.
You ungrateful jerk!
I did all this to make a million, so you can recover your memory!
You think I did it so I can buy a mansion,
sit in a luxury car, drink wine, and smoke cigars?
I did all this for you!
So vulgar!
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 2 KILL WITH ONE STRIKE
The timing has to be right.
Oops.
You have to focus.
The meatball will float up when it's cooked.
You have to pick it up once it floats up.
That's when the meatball tastes the best.
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 3 FLEE FROM THE SCENE
Super speed flying chicken!
Xiao Fei is not a normal chicken.
He's a flying chicken.
Look at how chubby he is. It doesn't seem like he can fly.
My pants are falling!
- Help! My pants are falling! - Bye!
ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 4 MERCILESS
I cut my finger! It's bleeding!
That's it, I'm done practicing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Fine.
You are now a professional killer.
CERTIFICATE OF GRADUATION
You don't need a certificate.
Actual combat experience is what's important.
Look over there.
Someone is hosting a wedding feast over there.
You go there, cut the bride's hair off,
and then escape.
She's getting married. It's such a special day.
Actually, the groom's ex-girlfriend paid us 500 yuan to do it.
Wow, that much?
It's only her hair.
COMBAT EXERCISE COURSE FOR A KILLER
It'll grow back.
Welcome to the wedding of Mr. Chen Jiajie and Ms. Li Sanjin.
What a lovely couple!
What's more enviable is that
they are also childhood sweethearts who grew up together.
Let's take a look at the beautiful moments they spent together!
What's there to look at? Might as well eat a piece of roast pork instead.
SEVEN
Pig demon!
Why don't I have any past memories?
What kind of person was I?
These two childhood sweethearts are making everyone jealous.
Why are memories so beautiful?
Sorry, I cut the wrong one.
Shit! Run!
Don't follow me!
Run separately!
Are you from Stan?
STAN ROBOT - SKILL: RESOURCE EXPLORATION FIGHTING CAPACITY: 750
I heard the technology in Stan can recover someone's memory.
Is that true?
I'm only a robot from Stan.
My memories are all implanted.
However, my data shows that Stan does have that kind of technology.
Is this token on the ground yours?
Oh, yeah. So I dropped my token.
But I've forgotten...
Why do you turn the light on in broad daylight?
My data shows that
anyone with this token is an enemy of Stan...
and must be executed.
I almost died.
Vandalism.
Pay a 500 yuan fine.
Focus. Qi Controlled Scissors!
I give up.
Wait! Tell me.
Who am I, and why do you have to kill me?
My data shows that you are--
Damn it! Let him finish before you kill him!
Why do you have the token from the killer league?
A token from the killer league?
Is she talking about that?
Speak, or you'll die.
Mission failed. Initiating self-destruction.
Damn!
The token.
Wake up! Stop sleeping!
I just asked you to cut some hair...
and you created an explosion.
You failed the mission. All we can eat now are steamed buns.
If you're not going to eat it, I will.
So delicious. Is it because I'm too hungry?
Dai Bo, how do we find people in the killer league?
Killer league is a mysterious organization.
They usually come for you,
and you will never find them.
However,
if you can enter the top 100 on the killer ranking list,
a lot of killer leagues will come...
and ask you to join them.
SEVEN
Let's do it.
You can be my manager.
SEVEN SENIOR HAIR STYLIST
SKILL: QI CONTROLLED SCISSORS KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369
I want to be a top 100 killer.
I admire your ignorance.
OWNER OF DAI BO HAIR SALON SKILL: PROP INVENTION
I've rented the Dai Bo J Hair Salon downstairs.
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
That would be our place to take orders.
There's more.
I had a new pair of scissors made for you.
They can cut anything.
Let me put up the couplets first.
KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY. ARM RISES AND SWORD FALLS.
Hey, beauty! Do you want to come in for a hair wash?
We also provide special services, too.
Scumbag!