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MISSION 1
KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY

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{\an8}TARGET

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You really are the greatest killer
in the world.

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Here's a hundred million. Take it.

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I'm sorry.
Someone paid me more to kill you.

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We'd be rich.

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RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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One beef offal, please.

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Okay, right away. Do you want it spicy?

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Less lungs and more tripe, please.

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{\an8}SEVEN'S BEEF OFFAL

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Done!

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So over the top.

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It's just a simple bowl
of beef offal, anyway.

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Go home and eat oxtail.

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Seven, don't sell beef offal anymore.

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Let's go be killers.

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It pays well, with great benefits
and flexible work hours.

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There's even an annual bonus
and traveling overseas.

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Where else can we find such a nice job?

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You said the same thing
about selling beef offal.

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You don't want to know your past?

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Does my past
have something to do with killers?

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Of course not.

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But, if we make enough money,

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I can take you to Stan.

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There's nothing they can't do
with the technology there.

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They can definitely recover your memory.

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How much money would that take?

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A million yuan.

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<i>Hired Killer is the oldest profession
in the world.</i>

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TARGET

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<i>Where there are people, there is hate.</i>

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<i>Where there's hate, there are killers.</i>

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<i>There are generally two types of killers.</i>

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<i>One is full-time killers
that are organized and disciplined.</i>

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<i>They are supported by the government.</i>

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<i>Some countries call them special agents.</i>

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{\an8}TARGET

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{\an8}<i>The other is self-employed killers.</i>

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{\an8}<i>They are usually individuals
with great talent.</i>

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<i>The top ten killers
are all superior fighters,</i>

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<i>and their services are expensive.
However, they will never miss a target.</i>

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<i>Meanwhile, killer is also
an indecent profession.</i>

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<i>Killers would need a proper job
to hide their identities.</i>

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SENIOR STYLIST

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Excuse me. Another beer, please.

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But I'm only great with scissors.

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How would I know how to be a killer?

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Throw the soda away.

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A young man with no past, no family,

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no friends, no morals,
and no money like you

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is the best candidate to be a killer!

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Crash course to become a killer!

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Hey!

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Why did you throw my chopsticks
on the floor?

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ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 1
SECRET INFILTRATION

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This is my newest invention.

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{\an8}GaiBa Egg!

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<i>First of all,
imagine what you want to become.</i>

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<i>Then, break this GaiBa Egg.</i>

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<i>You'll transform into what you want to be.</i>

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<i>However, it's only an appearance.</i>

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<i>You don't get
the relevant abilities and attributes.</i>

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<i>It's a wonderful invention!</i>

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Don't suppress yourself.
Go ahead and compliment all you want.

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With this GaiBa Egg,
you can be a killer yourself.

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You ungrateful jerk!

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I did all this to make a million,
so you can recover your memory!

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You think I did it so I can buy a mansion,

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sit in a luxury car, drink wine,
and smoke cigars?

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I did all this for you!

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So vulgar!

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ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 2
KILL WITH ONE STRIKE

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The timing has to be right.

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Oops.

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You have to focus.

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The meatball will float up
when it's cooked.

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You have to pick it up once it floats up.

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That's when the meatball tastes the best.

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ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 3
FLEE FROM THE SCENE

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Super speed flying chicken!

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Xiao Fei is not a normal chicken.

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He's a flying chicken.

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Look at how chubby he is.
It doesn't seem like he can fly.

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My pants are falling!

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- Help! My pants are falling!
- Bye!

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ESSENTIAL KILLER SKILL 4 MERCILESS

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I cut my finger! It's bleeding!

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That's it, I'm done practicing.

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<i>Wait, wait, wait.</i>

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Fine.

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You are now a professional killer.

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CERTIFICATE OF GRADUATION

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You don't need a certificate.

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Actual combat experience
is what's important.

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Look over there.

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Someone is hosting
a wedding feast over there.

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You go there, cut the bride's hair off,

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and then escape.

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She's getting married.
It's such a special day.

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Actually, the groom's ex-girlfriend
paid us 500 yuan to do it.

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Wow, that much?

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{\an8}It's only her hair.

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COMBAT EXERCISE COURSE FOR A KILLER

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It'll grow back.

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Welcome to the wedding
of Mr. Chen Jiajie and Ms. Li Sanjin.

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What a lovely couple!

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What's more enviable is that

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they are also childhood sweethearts
who grew up together.

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Let's take a look at the beautiful moments
they spent together!

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What's there to look at? Might as well
eat a piece of roast pork instead.

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SEVEN

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Pig demon!

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<i>Why don't I have any past memories?</i>

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<i>What kind of person was I?</i>

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These two childhood sweethearts
are making everyone jealous.

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Why are memories so beautiful?

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Sorry, I cut the wrong one.

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Shit! Run!

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Don't follow me!

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Run separately!

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Are you from Stan?

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{\an8}STAN ROBOT - SKILL: RESOURCE EXPLORATION
FIGHTING CAPACITY: 750

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{\an8}I heard the technology in Stan
can recover someone's memory.

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{\an8}Is that true?

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I'm only a robot from Stan.

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My memories are all implanted.

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However, my data shows that
Stan does have that kind of technology.

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Is this token on the ground yours?

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Oh, yeah. So I dropped my token.

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But I've forgotten...

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Why do you turn the light on
in broad daylight?

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My data shows that

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anyone with this token
is an enemy of Stan...

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and must be executed.

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I almost died.

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Vandalism.

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Pay a 500 yuan fine.

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Focus. Qi Controlled Scissors!

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I give up.

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Wait! Tell me.

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Who am I, and why do you have to kill me?

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My data shows that you are--

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Damn it! Let him finish
before you kill him!

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Why do you have the token
from the killer league?

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<i>A token from the killer league?</i>

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<i>Is she talking about that?</i>

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Speak, or you'll die.

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Mission failed.
Initiating self-destruction.

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Damn!

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The token.

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Wake up! Stop sleeping!

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I just asked you to cut some hair...

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and you created an explosion.

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You failed the mission.
All we can eat now are steamed buns.

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If you're not going to eat it, I will.

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So delicious.
Is it because I'm too hungry?

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{\an8}Dai Bo, how do we find people
in the killer league?

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Killer league is
a mysterious organization.

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They usually come for you,

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and you will never find them.

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However,

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if you can enter the top 100
on the killer ranking list,

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a lot of killer leagues will come...

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and ask you to join them.

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SEVEN

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Let's do it.

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You can be my manager.

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SEVEN
SENIOR HAIR STYLIST

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SKILL: QI CONTROLLED SCISSORS
KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369

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I want to be a top 100 killer.

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I admire your ignorance.

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OWNER OF DAI BO HAIR SALON
SKILL: PROP INVENTION

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I've rented the Dai Bo J
Hair Salon downstairs.

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DAI BO J HAIR SALON

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That would be our place to take orders.

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There's more.

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I had a new pair of scissors made for you.

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They can cut anything.

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Let me put up the couplets first.

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KILL BAD PEOPLE, EARN GOOD MONEY.
ARM RISES AND SWORD FALLS.

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Hey, beauty! Do you want to
come in for a hair wash?

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We also provide special services, too.

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Scumbag!