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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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任务一 杀坏人赚大钱

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真不愧是天下第一刺客

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一个亿 拿去

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对不起
有人出更高的价钱要我来杀你

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那就发达了

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老板 来份牛杂

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好的 马上来 要不要辣椒啊?

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少点牛肺 多点牛肚啊

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我收!

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搞那么多花哨的东西

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还不是一碗普通牛杂

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回家吃牛尾巴

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阿七 不要再卖牛杂了

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我们去做刺客吧

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工资高、福利好、弹性上班时间

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年终还有分红和出国旅游

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这么好的工作去哪里找呢?

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之前卖牛杂你也是这样说的哦

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难道你不想知道自己的过去吗?

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难道我的身世跟刺客有关?

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当然无关啦

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但是 只要赚够了钱

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我就可以带你去斯坦国

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那里的科技没有什么是做不到的

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要治好你的失忆 完全不是问题哦

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那要赚多少钱才够啊?

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一百万

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刺客是世界上最古老的职业

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只要有人的地方 就会有仇恨

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有仇恨的地方 就会有刺客

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刺客主要分为两种

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一种是国家供养、有组织

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有纪律的全职刺客

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有些国家称之为“特工”

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{\an8}另外一种是自负盈亏的野刺客

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{\an8}通常是一些民间的高手

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排名前十的都是绝世高手

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收费昂贵 但是从不失手

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同时 刺客也是见不得光的职业

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需要一份正当的职业
来隐藏自己的身份

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老板 再来瓶啤酒

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但是 我只会玩剪刀

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鬼知道怎么做刺客啊?

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把汽水扔掉

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你这种没过去、没亲戚朋友

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没道德、没钱的四没青年

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就是做刺客的最佳人选!

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刺客速成大法!

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喂!

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你干嘛把我的筷子弄地上?

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这个就是我的最新发明

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{\an8}百变鸡霸蛋!

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首先 你要在脑海里想象 你要变成的样子

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然后摔了这只鸡霸蛋

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然后呢 你就会变成 你想要变成的样子

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但是呢 只有这个样子而已啊

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没有相应的能力和属性

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这可是很厉害的发明!

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不要压抑自己的内心 尽情地赞美吧

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有了这个鸡霸蛋
那你自己就可以做刺客啊

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你这个没人性的混蛋!

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我做那么多
还不是为了赚一百万 治好你的失忆

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难道是为了我自己买豪宅

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坐豪车、喝红酒、抽雪茄吗?

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搞那么多事情都是为了你呀!

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低俗!

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要看准时机哦

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哎呀

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你要专注哦

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肉丸一熟了就会浮起来

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一浮起来你就要夹起来

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这个时候的肉丸才最可口

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极速小飞鸡!

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小飞不是一只普通的鸡

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是一只飞鸡

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看它圆滚滚的样子 不像飞得起来哦

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裤子要掉啦!

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-救命!裤子要掉啦!
-再见!

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切到手指啦!流血啦!

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不练了

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等等

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好啦

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你已经正式成为专业的刺客啦

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证书什么的都是虚的

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实战才是最重要

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你看那边

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那边有人在摆婚宴

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你过去 把新娘的头发剪掉

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然后逃出来

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人家结婚 大喜的日子

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其实 是新郎的前女友 出五百块请我们的

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那么多钱啊?

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{\an8}剪个头发而已

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会长回来的嘛

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欢迎大家来到
陈佳杰先生与李三金女士的婚礼

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新郎新娘真是郎才女貌!

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但是更加令人羡慕的是

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两位还是从小玩到大的青梅竹马

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现在就让我们一起来看看
他们一起度过的美好瞬间吧

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有什么好看的啊?还不如吃块乳猪

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猪精!

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我以前到底是一个怎么样的人?

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真是非常让人羡慕的一对青梅竹马

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为什么回忆这东西这么美好?

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不好意思 剪错了

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糟了!赶紧逃命!

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不要跟着我!

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大家分头跑!

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你是斯坦国的人吗?

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{\an8}听说斯坦国的科技可以让人恢复记忆

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{\an8}是真的吗?

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我只是斯坦国的机器人

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我的记忆都是植入的

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不过资料显示
斯坦国确实有这种医疗科技

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地上这块令牌是你的吗?

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对哦 原来我的令牌掉了

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不过 我已经不记得...

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大白天干嘛开灯啊?

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资料显示

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有这块令牌的 都是斯坦国的敌人

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格杀勿论

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差一点就小命不保了

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破坏公物

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罚款五百

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集中精神 以气御剪!

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我不行了

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等一下!你先告诉我

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我到底是什么人?为什么要杀我?

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资料显示 你是...

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你大爷的!你等它讲完再杀啊!

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为什么你会有刺客组织的令牌?

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刺客组织令牌?

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难道她说的是那个东西?

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不说就去死吧

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任务失败 自爆模式启动

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糟了!

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令牌

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起来啦!不要再睡了!

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叫你去剪个头发而已

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搞得又爆炸又什么的

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任务失败 只能吃馒头了

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那你不吃的话 我吃了

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真的好好吃
不知道是不是因为太饿了?

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{\an8}大保 要怎么样
才可以找到刺客组织的人啊?

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刺客组织这么神秘的东西

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从来都只有他们找你

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你是不可能找到他们的

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但是

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只要你进入了刺客排行榜前一百名

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就会有很多刺客组织主动来找你

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拉拢你加入他们的组织啊

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我们去做刺客吧

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你做我的经纪人

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我要成为刺客排行榜前一百的刺客

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我欣赏你的无知

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楼下的大保J发廊我已经租下了

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以后就是我们接刺客生意的地方

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还有

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我找人帮你打造了一把新的剪刀

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什么鬼都剪得断

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等我先贴个对联

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嗨 靓女!要不要进来洗个头?

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我们还有特殊服务哦

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败类!