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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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(七)

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{\an8}(目標人物)

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真不愧是天下第一刺客

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一億,拿去吧

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對不起,有人出更高的價錢
要我來殺你

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那就發達了

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(若志小學)

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老闆,來份牛雜

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好的,馬上來,要不要辣椒?

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少點牛肺,多點牛肚

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{\an8}(阿七牛雜)

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我收!

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搞那麼多花哨的東西

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還不是一碗普通牛雜

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回家吃牛尾吧

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阿七,不要再賣牛雜了

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我們去做刺客吧

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工資高、福利好、彈性上班時間

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年終還有分紅和出國旅遊

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你說這麼好的工作去哪裡找呢?

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之前賣牛雜你也是這樣說的

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難道你不想知道自己的過去?

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難道我的身世跟刺客有關?

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當然沒有

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但是,只要賺夠了錢

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我就可以帶你去斯坦國

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那裡的科技沒有什麼是做不到的

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要治好你的失憶完全不是問題

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那要賺多少錢才夠?

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一百萬

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刺客是世界上最古老的職業

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(目標人物)

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只要有人的地方就會有仇恨

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有仇恨的地方就會有刺客

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刺客主要分為兩種

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一種是國家供養

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有組織、有紀律的全職刺客

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有些國家稱之為特工

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{\an8}(目標人物)

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{\an8}另外一種是自負盈虧的野刺客

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{\an8}通常是一些民間的高手

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排名前十的都是絕世高手

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收費昂貴,但是從不失手

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同時,刺客也是見不得光的職業

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需要一份正當的職業
來隱藏自己的身分

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(髮型總監)

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老闆,再來一瓶啤酒

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但是我只會玩剪刀

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鬼知道怎麼做刺客?

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把汽水扔掉

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你這種沒有過去、沒有親戚朋友

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沒道德、沒錢的青年

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就是做刺客的最佳人選

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刺客速成大法!

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喂!

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你幹嘛把我的筷子丟到地上?

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(刺客必備技能1 祕密潛入)

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這個就是我的最新發明

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{\an8}百變雞霸蛋!

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首先,你要在腦海裡
想像你要變成的樣子

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然後摔爛這顆雞霸蛋

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然後你就會變成你想要變成的樣子了

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但是只有這個樣子而已

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沒有相同的能力和屬性

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真是好厲害的發明啊!

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不要壓抑自己的內心了
盡情地讚美吧!

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有了這個雞霸蛋
那你自己就能做刺客啦

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你這個不知感恩的傢伙

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我做那麼多,還不是為了
賺一百萬治療你的失憶

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難道是為我自己買豪宅

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坐好車、喝紅酒、抽雪茄嗎?

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都是為了你啊

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低俗!

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(刺客必備技能2 一擊斃命)

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看準時機喔

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唉呀

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要專注喔

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肉丸一熟了就會浮起來

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一浮起來就要夾起來

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這時候的丸子最可口

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(刺客必備技能3 逃離現場)

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極速小飛雞

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小飛不是一隻普通的雞

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是一隻飛雞

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看牠圓滾滾的樣子,不像飛得起來

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褲子要掉啦!

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-救命啊,褲子要掉啦!
-再見啦!

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(刺客必備技能4 心狠手辣)

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切到手指啦!流血啦!

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不練了...

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等等...

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好了

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你已經正式成為專業的刺客了

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(畢業證書)

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證書什麼的都是虛的

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實戰才是最重要

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你看那邊

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那邊有人在辦婚宴

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你過去把新娘的頭髮剪掉

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然後逃出來

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人家結婚,大喜之日呢

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其實是新郎的前女友
出五百塊請我們的

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那麼多錢啊?

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{\an8}剪個頭髮而已

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(刺客實戰課程)

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會長回來的

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歡迎大家來到陳嘉杰先生
與李三斤女士的婚禮

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新郎新娘真是郎才女貌啊!

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但是更加令人羨慕的是

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兩位還是從小玩到大的青梅竹馬

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現在就讓我們一起來看看
他們一起度過的美好瞬間!

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有什麼好看的?還不如吃塊乳豬

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(七)

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豬精!

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為什麼我沒有過去的記憶?

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我以前到底是個怎麼樣的人?

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真是非常讓人羨慕的一對青梅竹馬

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為什麼回憶這東西這麼美好?

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不好意思,剪錯了

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糟了!趕緊逃命!

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不要跟著我啊!

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大家分頭跑!

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你是斯坦國的人嗎?

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{\an8}(斯坦國機器人-技能:堪測資源
戰鬥力:750)

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{\an8}聽說斯坦國的科技可以讓人恢復記憶

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{\an8}是真的嗎?

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我只是斯坦國的機器人

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我的記憶都是植入的

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不過資料顯示
斯坦國確實有這種醫療科技

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地上這塊令牌是你的嗎?

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對喔,我讓我的令牌掉了

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不過我已經不記得...

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大白天幹嘛開燈啊?

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資料顯示

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有這個令牌的都是斯坦國的敵人...

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格殺勿論

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差一點就小命不保了

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破壞公物

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罰款五百

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集中精神,以氣御剪!

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我不行了

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等一下!你先告訴我

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我到底是什麼人,為什麼要殺我?

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資料顯示你是...

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你大爺的!妳等他講完再殺嘛!

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為什麼你會有刺客組織的令牌?

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刺客組織令牌?

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難道她說的是那個東西?

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不說就去死吧

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任務失敗,自爆模式啟動

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糟了!

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令牌

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起來了!不要再睡了!

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叫你去剪個頭髮而已...

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搞得又爆炸又什麼的

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任務失敗,只能吃饅頭了

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那你不吃,我吃了

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好好吃啊
不知道是不是因為太餓了?

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{\an8}大保,要怎麼樣才可以找到
刺客組織的人?

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刺客組織這麼神祕的東西

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從來都只有他們找你

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你是不可能找到他們的

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但是

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只要你進入刺客排行榜前一百名

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就會有很多刺客組織主動來找你...

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拉攏你加入他們的組織

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(柒)

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我們去做刺客吧

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你做我的經紀人

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(伍六七 高級髮型師)

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(技能:以氣御剪
刺客排名:17369位)

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我要成為刺客排行榜前一百的刺客

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我欣賞你的無知

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(大保髮廊老闆 技能:發明道具)

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樓下的大保J髮廊我已經租下了

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(大保J髮廊)

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以後就是我們接刺客生意的地方

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還有

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我找人幫你打造了一把新的剪刀

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什麼鬼都剪得斷

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讓我先貼個對聯

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(刺殺窮兇惡極之徒
走上發財致富之路)

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嗨,美女,要不要進來洗個頭?

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我們還有特殊服務

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敗類!

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字幕翻譯: 李靖晴