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MISSION 2
STAB YOUR DOG EYES BLIND
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Tomorrow, we'll be at war
with the mad dogs.
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MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS
SKILL: CATERINE CLAW
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Have you figured out a way
to fight with them?
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The way I see it,
we might as well surrender.
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Or send them some civet coffee?
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Hey, I didn't even say anything!
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I found a small card on the ground,
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like those tossed
at the door of a hotel room.
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But it's not about any hooker.
It's from a killer.
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We may hire him
to kill the chief of those dogs.
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{\an8}Scissor Seven.
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- As a professional killer--
- First, you have to move your foot.
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- You're stepping on my tail.
- Sorry.
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As a professional killer,
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- I never ask why, only when and where.
- Before sunrise.
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Headquarters of the dogs.
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The target is their chief.
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No problem.
I'll kill this fucking dog before sunrise.
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I don't want you to kill him,
only to stab his eyes.
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{\an8}Okay, as you wish!
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{\an8}HEADQUARTERS OF THE DOGS
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So well-guarded.
I have to figure out a way.
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What are these dumb dogs
doing up at night?
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Wow, every one of them looks savage.
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But they don't scare me.
All I have to do is secretly...
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Who threw the ball at me?
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Who was it this time?
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Frisbee?
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Again?
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Wow, it's really dangerous here.
I barely saved my ass.
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As a professional killer,
I won't be put off by this.
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No big deal. I can move along on my back.
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What are you looking at?
Have you never seen a man lying or what?
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Could he be the chief of dogs?
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They are not in the same style.
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- Bosses, be cool.
- What's your name?
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- I've never seen you before.
- My name is Mad Doggie.
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Every dog here is surnamed Bark.
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STUPID BARK
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There's no Mad Doggie or whatever.
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Mad Doggie is my nickname.
My real name is Mad Bark.
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- You're Mad Bark?
- Yes, I am.
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Every dog knows
there is only one Mad Bark here: me.
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MAD BARK - CHIEF OF DOGS
SKILL: ROCK DOG
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Besides, why do you smell of human?
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Are you a fake?
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SMART BARK
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Boss, I know a way to test
if he's really a dog.
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As the saying goes, a dog can never change
the habit of eating shit.
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If you're a dog, take a bite.
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Is he serious?
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Come on, while it's still hot.
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You go first.
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Shit on you!
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STAB YOUR DOG EYES BLIND
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Sorry, I'm a killer.
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Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Wait. Didn't I just stab your eyes?
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These are my eyes.
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The glasses were on my forehead.
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What trick was that?
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SNEAK ATTACK!
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Who sent you here?
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As a professional killer, I will never...
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Okay, okay. I'll tell you alone.
Don't tell anyone else.
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Actually...
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Mercy! Mercy!
I'll never do it again. Just let me go.
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I wanna go home.
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Tell me who sent you here, or I'll kill...
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YOGA KILL
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I also practiced Yoga for months.
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No! Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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Tell me, or I'll...
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As a professional killer,
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I'll stab your eyes anyway.
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You really pissed me off now.
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What just happened?
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How did you get this picture?
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This is my pet dog.
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Did Meow send you here?
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At that time, I was just a stray dog
singing for a living.
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No one is interested in your past.
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And she was a cute cat.
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She came and listened
to my singing every day.
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Soon, we fell in love.
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If you love someone else instead of me,
I'll stab your eyes.
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So, you fell in love with others and
she sent me here to stab your eyes.
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I didn't love anyone but her.
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I left her because...
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Scientific research shows that
cats and dogs cannot breed,
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because they are different species.
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Look at this kitten, how cute she is!
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How many kittens would you like to have?
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Oh, no.
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A wife should always
go along with her husband.
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So it should be,
how many puppies would you like?
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I left her for her own good.
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Your story is so bloody dramatic.
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All I know is that she'll never know what
you're thinking if you don't tell her.
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Do you think you're the hero
of some tragic drama, you idiot?
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Wow, he ran. Bow-wow.
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I once loved a cat
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She had the most charming smile
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I dreamed of loving her forever and ever
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But I didn't fit in her dream
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So, I decided to leave her
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Regretting and suffering
From misunderstanding
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I miss her so fondly, oh...
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But she hated me
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Dear girl, I didn't want to leave you
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Wailing in pain
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Dear girl, please forgive me
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I'm such a dumb, dumb, dumb dog
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Meow, I left you
because cats and dogs can't breed.
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Actually, I have never loved anyone else.
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Mad Bark, you're lying.
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In my heart, you're the only one I love.
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You're lying.
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You're lying!
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You're lying!
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I love you
I wanted to give you everything
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We are from different worlds
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You want to have a baby
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But I couldn't help you fulfill it
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I chose to leave you
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Not to hurt you
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In my heart, oh...
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My love for you is growing
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Dear girl, I won't leave you again
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I won't hurt you again
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Dear girl, don't let me go
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Tell me, tell me, tell me
You still love me
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Dear girl, I didn't want to leave you
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Wailing in pain
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Dear girl, please forgive me