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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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[猫叫]

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明天就要跟那帮疯狗开战了

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想到应对的方法没有?

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我掐指一算 不如...投降吧

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[惊叫]

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送他们一点儿猫屎咖啡?

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[惊叫]

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哎呀 我都还没说!

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我在街上捡了张小卡片

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就是扔在酒店房间门口那种

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不是空姐、护士、学生妹
这个好像是个刺客

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我们可以派他去干掉汪星人的老大

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{\an8}[小咪咪]刺客伍六七

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[播放片头主题曲]

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[猫叫]

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-作为一个专业的刺...
- [小咪咪]先把你的脚拿开再说

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-你踩到我的尾巴了
-不好意思

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作为一个专业的刺客

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-我从来不会问原因 只问时间地点
-天亮之前

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汪星人总部

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目标人物是汪星人首领

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没问题 天亮之前我一定要它的狗命

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我不是要它的狗命
只要刺瞎它的狗眼

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{\an8}[阿七]好 刺瞎它的狗眼!

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防守好严密 要想个办法才行

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[奸笑]

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[喘气]

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[阿七]这帮傻狗大半夜还不睡
在干嘛?

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哇 每一只看起来都很凶残

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不过难不倒我 我只要悄悄...

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[咕哝]

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谁拿球砸我?

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[狗吠]

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[哀嚎]

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[惊叫]

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这次又是谁扔的?

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飞碟?

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[狗吠]

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[阿七唉哟]

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还来?

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[哼]

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[阿七]哇 这里真的好危险 差点晚节不保

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作为一个专业的刺客 这难不倒我的

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大不了我就一直这样躺着走

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看什么看?没见过人躺地板啊?

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[嘿]

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嗯

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[阿七]难道它就是汪星人的老大?

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画风好像不太一样

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- [阿七]各位大佬 有话好好说
- [汪疯]你叫什么名字?

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-我怎么没见过你
-我叫小疯狗

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汪星人都姓汪

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哪有什么小疯狗?

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小疯狗是我的花名 我的真名叫汪疯

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-你叫汪疯?
-我就是汪疯

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♪如果有一天♪

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♪我老无所依♪

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[阿七]呃...

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♪请把我留在你的...♪

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汪星人都知道
这里只有我一个叫汪疯的

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而且 为什么你身上
有那么重的人类的味道?

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难道你不是汪星人?

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老大 我有一个办法 可以测出它是不是汪星人

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正所谓“狗改不了吃屎”

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你是汪星人 就马上吃一口试试

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[阿七]他不会是认真的吧?

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来 趁热吃

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你先吃一口看看

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[阿七长哼]

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吃屎吧你!

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[哼]

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对不起 我是一个刺客

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- [惊叫]
- [指关节咔咔作响]

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哎呀 痛!等等 你的狗眼
不是应该已经被我刺瞎了吗?

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这才是眼睛

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刚刚我把眼镜戴在额头这里了

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[阿七]怎么会有这样的设定?

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- [指关节咔咔作响]
- [阿七痛嚎]

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[汪疯]谁派你来的?

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作为一个专业的刺客
我是绝对不会...

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- [指关节咔咔作响]
- [阿七痛嚎]

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我说 我只告诉你一个人而已 你不要告诉其他人

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其实...

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- [指关节咔咔作响]
- [阿七痛嚎]

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饶命!我再也真的不敢了 放过我吧

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我想回家

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再不说出谁派你来的 我就杀...

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[阿七尖叫]

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我也是练过几个月瑜伽的

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不要 啊!疼!

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[咆哮]

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你再不说 我就...

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[咕哝]

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作为一个专业的刺客

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无论如何我都要刺瞎你的狗眼

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[汪疯]你这次真的激怒我了!

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摇滚

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嗯

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[播放摇滚音乐]

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[咕哝]

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击中

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[阿七痛嚎]

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[汪疯低吼]

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刚刚发生什么事了?

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[低吼]

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你怎么会有这张照片?

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这是我家的宠物狗

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-是不是小咪咪派你来的?
-嗯?呃...

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[汪疯]那时候
我还是只卖唱的小土狗

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又没有人说想听你的过去

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[汪疯]而她是一只可爱的喵星人

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她每天都会来听我唱歌

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很快 我们恋爱了

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[小咪咪]如果你以后移情别恋了
我就刺瞎你的狗眼

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[喘气]

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后来你看上了别人
她就找我来刺瞎你的狗眼

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我没有看上别人

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[喘气]

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我离开她是因为...

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[记者]科学研究表明
猫和狗是无法繁殖下一代的

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因为它们属于不同的物种

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-你看这只小猫咪多可爱
- [小咪咪]

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你说我们以后生多少小猫好呢?

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不对

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嫁鸡随鸡 嫁狗随狗

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应该是生多少只小狗才对

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[汪疯]我离开她 是为了她好

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-你的狗故事真的好狗血
- [狗喘气]

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[狗呜咽]

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我只知道 你不说出来 对方就永远不会知道你的心意

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哦?

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你以为你自己是悲剧男主角吗?
你这个傻子!

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[汪呆呆]哇 他逃跑了 哇

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[播放吉他音乐]

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[汪疯唱]♪我曾爱上了一只猫♪

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♪她有最迷人的微笑♪

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♪我想爱她天荒地老♪

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♪然而她的梦我给不了♪

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♪我决定了离开♪

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♪留下了后悔、误解♪

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♪我带着思念♪

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♪而她却对我恨在心里面♪

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♪亲爱的姑娘 我并不想离开♪

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♪留下了悲伤的你在哭泣♪

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♪亲爱的姑娘 请原谅我♪

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♪这一只傻傻的狗♪

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小咪咪 我当初离开你 是因为猫和狗是没办法生小孩的

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其实我根本没有喜欢过别人

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汪疯 你骗人

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我的心里面一直都只有你一个

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你骗人

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你骗人!

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你骗人!

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[哭泣]

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♪爱你 想给你一切♪

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♪我们来自不同世界♪

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♪你想要孩子的心愿♪

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♪可我不可能让它实现♪

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♪我选择了离开你♪

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♪不是故意要伤害你♪

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♪在我的心里♪

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♪我的爱越来越强烈♪

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♪亲爱的姑娘 我不会再离开♪

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♪我一定不会再让你伤心♪

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♪亲爱的姑娘 别让我走♪

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♪告诉我你还爱我♪

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♪亲爱的姑娘 我并不想离开♪

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♪留下了悲伤的你在哭泣♪

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♪亲爱的姑娘 请原谅我♪