1
00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:09,958
Netflix 原創動畫影集

2
00:00:31,166 --> 00:00:32,958
明天就要跟那幫瘋狗開戰了

3
00:00:33,041 --> 00:00:34,375
(喵小咪-貓星人首領
技能:金剛貓抓)

4
00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:35,791
想到應對的方法沒有?

5
00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:38,708
我掐指一算,不如投降吧

6
00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,375
送他們麝香貓咖啡?

7
00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,625
唉呀,我都還沒說

8
00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,000
我在地上撿到一張小卡片

9
00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,500
就是扔在飯店房間門口那種

10
00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,541
不是空姐護士學生妹
這個好像是個刺客

11
00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:56,208
我們可以派他去幹掉汪星人的老大

12
00:00:57,916 --> 00:01:00,041
{\an8}刺客伍六七

13
00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,958
-作為一個專業的刺客...
-先把你的腳拿開再說

14
00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:27,833
-你踩到我的尾巴了
-不好意思

15
00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,291
作為一個專業的刺客

16
00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:34,958
-我從來不會問原因,只問時間地點
-天亮之前

17
00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,291
汪星人總部

18
00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:39,916
目標人物是汪星人首領

19
00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,291
沒問題,天亮之前我一定要他的狗命

20
00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:47,250
我不是要他的狗命
只要刺瞎他的狗眼

21
00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,791
{\an8}好,刺瞎他的狗眼

22
00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,041
{\an8}(汪星人指揮部)

23
00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,500
防守好嚴密,要想個辦法才行

24
00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:28,583
這班傻狗大半夜還不睡,在幹嘛?

25
00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:32,333
每一隻看起來都很兇殘

26
00:02:32,416 --> 00:02:34,875
不過難不倒我的,我只要悄悄...

27
00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:42,458
誰拿球砸我?

28
00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:53,666
這次又是誰扔的?

29
00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,750
飛盤?

30
00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,833
還來?

31
00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:29,333
哇,這裡真的好危險
我差點晚節不保

32
00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,875
作為一個專業的刺客,這難不倒我的

33
00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:34,333
大不了我就這樣一直躺著走了

34
00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,958
看什麼看?沒看過人躺地板?

35
00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,750
難道他就是汪星人的老大?

36
00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,000
畫風好像不太一樣

37
00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,458
-兩位大老,有話好好說
-你叫什麼名字?

38
00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:05,333
-我怎麼沒見過你
-我叫小瘋狗

39
00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:06,916
汪星人都姓汪

40
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,083
(汪呆呆)

41
00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:09,958
哪有什麼小瘋狗?

42
00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:14,833
小瘋狗是我的化名
我的真名叫做汪瘋

43
00:04:15,416 --> 00:04:18,708
-你叫汪瘋?
-就是汪瘋

44
00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:37,000
汪星人都知道
這裡只有我一個叫汪瘋

45
00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,875
(汪瘋-汪星人首領
技能:進擊的搖滾汪)

46
00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:44,041
而且,為什麼你身上有那麼重
人類的味道?

47
00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:47,708
難道你不是汪星人?

48
00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:49,250
(汪葛亮)

49
00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:52,291
老大,我有一個辦法
可以測出他是不是汪星人

50
00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:56,416
正所謂狗改不了吃屎

51
00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,583
你是汪星人就馬上吃一口試試

52
00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,708
他不會是認真的吧?

53
00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,791
來,趁熱吃

54
00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,458
你先吃一口看看

55
00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:11,291
吃屎吧你

56
00:05:21,416 --> 00:05:22,875
(刺瞎你的狗眼)

57
00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:29,250
對不起,我是一個刺客

58
00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:35,750
唉呀,好痛...等等,你的狗眼
不是應該已經被我刺瞎了嗎?

59
00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,083
這才是眼睛

60
00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:41,666
剛剛我把眼鏡戴在額頭這裡

61
00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,791
怎麼會有這樣的設定?

62
00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:45,875
(偷襲)

63
00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:49,541
誰派你來的?

64
00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:53,708
作為一個專業的刺客
我是絕對不會...

65
00:05:55,500 --> 00:06:00,000
我說,我只告訴你一個人而已
你不要告訴其他人喔

66
00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,000
其實...

67
00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:05,458
饒命!饒命!
我再也不敢了,放過我吧

68
00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,125
我想回家

69
00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:11,208
再不說出誰派你來的,我就殺了...

70
00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:13,916
(瑜珈殺技)

71
00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,541
我也是練過幾個月瑜珈的

72
00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:20,333
不要!啊...

73
00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:24,250
你再不說我就...

74
00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,625
作為一個專業的刺客,無論如何

75
00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:32,791
我都要刺瞎你的狗眼

76
00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:36,083
你這次真的激怒我了

77
00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,333
(搖滾)

78
00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,416
(擊)

79
00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:03,333
剛剛發生什麼事?

80
00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,958
你怎麼會有這張照片?

81
00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:23,916
這是我家的寵物狗

82
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,458
是不是小咪咪派你來的?

83
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:31,083
那時候,我還是一隻賣唱的小土狗

84
00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:32,916
又沒人說想聽你的過去

85
00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:36,625
而她是一隻可愛的喵星人

86
00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:39,458
她每天都會來聽我唱歌

87
00:08:39,541 --> 00:08:42,416
很快,我們戀愛了

88
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:47,125
如果你以後移情別戀
我就刺瞎你的狗眼

89
00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:54,583
所以你看上了別人
她就找我來刺瞎你的狗眼

90
00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:55,958
我沒有看上別人

91
00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,500
我離開她是因為...

92
00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:09,041
科學研究表示
貓和狗是無法繁殖下一代的

93
00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,291
因為他們屬於不同的物種

94
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:14,000
你看這隻小貓咪多可愛

95
00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:17,041
你說我們以後生多少隻小貓好呢?

96
00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:18,291
喔,不對

97
00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:20,458
嫁雞隨雞,嫁狗隨狗

98
00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:22,875
應該是生多少隻小狗才對

99
00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:27,625
我離開她,是為了她好

100
00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,250
你的狗故事真的好狗血

101
00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:37,083
我只知道,你不說出來
對方就永遠不會知道你的心意

102
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:48,000
你以為你自己是悲劇男主角嗎?
你這個傻子

103
00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:53,125
哇,他逃跑了,汪汪

104
00:10:13,791 --> 00:10:20,666
我曾愛上了一隻貓

105
00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:28,166
她有最迷人的微笑

106
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:36,125
我想愛她,天荒地老

107
00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:42,958
然而,她的夢我給不了

108
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:50,166
我決定了離開

109
00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:57,958
留下了後悔誤解

110
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:06,416
我帶著思念...

111
00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:14,208
而她卻對我恨在心裡面

112
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:22,833
親愛的姑娘,我並不想離開

113
00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:30,458
留下了悲傷的妳在哭泣

114
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:38,333
親愛的姑娘,請原諒我

115
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:46,250
這一隻,這一隻,這一隻傻傻的狗

116
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:55,791
小咪咪,我當初離開妳
是因為貓和狗是沒辦法生小孩的

117
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,208
其實我根本沒有喜歡過別人

118
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,875
汪瘋,你騙人

119
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:06,208
我的心裡面,一直都只有妳一個

120
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,625
你騙人

121
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,666
你騙人!

122
00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,333
你騙人!

123
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:28,291
我愛妳,想給妳一切

124
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:36,041
我們來自不同世界

125
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:43,750
妳想要寶寶的心願

126
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:50,500
可我不可能讓它實現

127
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:58,541
我選擇了離開妳

128
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:05,916
不是故意要傷害妳

129
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:15,750
在我的心裡

130
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:21,500
我的愛越來越強烈

131
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:31,000
親愛的姑娘,我不會再離開

132
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:38,166
我一定不會再讓妳傷心

133
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:45,666
親愛的姑娘,別讓我走

134
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:53,875
告訴我,告訴我,告訴我,妳還愛我

135
00:13:55,666 --> 00:14:02,416
親愛的姑娘,我並不想離開

136
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:08,500
留下了悲傷的妳在哭泣

137
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:18,000
親愛的姑娘,請原諒我