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NETFLIX 原創動畫影集

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[貓叫聲]

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明天就要跟那幫瘋狗開戰了

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(喵小咪-貓星人首領
技能:金剛貓抓)

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想到應對的方法沒有?

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我掐指一算,不如投降吧

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[驚呼聲]

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送他們麝香貓咖啡?

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[驚呼聲]

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唉呀,我都還沒說

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我在地上撿到一張小卡片

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就是扔在飯店房間門口那種

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不是空姐護士學生妹
這個好像是個刺客

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我們可以派他去幹掉汪星人的老大

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{\an8}[喵小咪]刺客伍六七

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[片頭音樂]

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[貓叫聲]

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-作為一個專業的刺客...
- [喵小咪]先把你的腳拿開再說

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-你踩到我的尾巴了
-不好意思

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作為一個專業的刺客

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-我從來不會問原因,只問時間地點
-天亮之前

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汪星人總部

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目標人物是汪星人首領

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沒問題,天亮之前我一定要他的狗命

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我不是要他的狗命
只要刺瞎他的狗眼

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{\an8}[阿七]好,刺瞎他的狗眼

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{\an8}(汪星人指揮部)

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防守好嚴密,要想個辦法才行

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[竊笑聲]

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[喘氣聲]

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[阿七]這班傻狗大半夜還不睡
在幹嘛?

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每一隻看起來都很兇殘

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不過難不倒我的,我只要悄悄...

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[呻吟聲]

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誰拿球砸我?

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[狗叫聲]

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[呻吟聲]

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[驚呼聲]

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這次又是誰扔的?

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飛盤?

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[狗叫聲]

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[阿七呻吟聲]

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還來?

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[咕噥聲]

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[阿七]哇,這裡真的好危險
我差點晚節不保

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作為一個專業的刺客,這難不倒我的

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大不了我就這樣一直躺著走了

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看什麼看?沒看過人躺地板?

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[呻吟聲]

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嗯?

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[阿七]難道他就是汪星人的老大?

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畫風好像不太一樣

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- [阿七]兩位大老,有話好好說
- [汪瘋]你叫什麼名字?

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-我怎麼沒見過你
-我叫小瘋狗

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汪星人都姓汪

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(汪呆呆)

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哪有什麼小瘋狗?

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小瘋狗是我的化名
我的真名叫做汪瘋

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-你叫汪瘋?
-就是汪瘋

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♪如果有一天♪

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♪我老無所依♪

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[阿七]啊

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♪請把我留在你的♪

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汪星人都知道
這裡只有我一個叫汪瘋

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(汪瘋-汪星人首領
技能:進擊的搖滾汪)

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而且,為什麼你身上有那麼重
人類的味道?

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難道你不是汪星人?

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(汪葛亮)

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老大,我有一個辦法
可以測出他是不是汪星人

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正所謂狗改不了吃屎

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你是汪星人就馬上吃一口試試

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[阿七]他不會是認真的吧?

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來,趁熱吃

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你先吃一口看看

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[阿七呻吟]

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吃屎吧你

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[呻吟聲]

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(刺瞎你的狗眼)

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對不起,我是一個刺客

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- [驚呼聲]
- [關節聲音]

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唉呀,好痛...等等,你的狗眼
不是應該已經被我刺瞎了嗎?

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這才是眼睛

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剛剛我把眼鏡戴在額頭這裡

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[阿七]怎麼會有這樣的設定?

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(偷襲)

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- [關節聲]
- [阿七呻吟聲]

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[汪瘋]誰派你來的?

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作為一個專業的刺客
我是絕對不會...

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- [關節聲]
- [阿七呻吟聲]

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我說,我只告訴你一個人而已
你不要告訴其他人喔

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其實...

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- [關節聲]
- [阿七呻吟聲]

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饒命!饒命!
我再也不敢了,放過我吧

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我想回家

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再不說出誰派你來的,我就殺了...

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(瑜珈殺技)

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[阿七尖叫聲]

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我也是練過幾個月瑜珈的

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不要!啊...

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[吼叫]

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你再不說我就...

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[呻吟聲]

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作為一個專業的刺客,無論如何

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我都要刺瞎你的狗眼

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[汪瘋]你這次真的激怒我了

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(搖滾)

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嗯?

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[演奏搖滾樂]

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[呻吟聲]

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(擊)

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[阿七呻吟聲]

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[汪瘋咆哮]

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剛剛發生什麼事?

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[咆哮]

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你怎麼會有這張照片?

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這是我家的寵物狗

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是不是小咪咪派你來的?

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[汪瘋]那時候,我還是一隻
賣唱的小土狗

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又沒人說想聽你的過去

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[汪瘋]而她是一隻可愛的喵星人

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她每天都會來聽我唱歌

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很快,我們戀愛了

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[喵小咪]如果你以後移情別戀
我就刺瞎你的狗眼

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[喘氣聲]

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所以你看上了別人
她就找我來刺瞎你的狗眼

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我沒有看上別人

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[喘氣聲]

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我離開她是因為...

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[記者]科學研究表示
貓和狗是無法繁殖下一代的

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因為他們屬於不同的物種

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-你看這隻小貓咪多可愛
- [貓叫聲]

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你說我們以後生多少隻小貓好呢?

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喔,不對

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嫁雞隨雞,嫁狗隨狗

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應該是生多少隻小狗才對

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[汪瘋]我離開她,是為了她好

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-你的狗故事真的好狗血
- [狗喘氣]

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[狗低吠聲]

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我只知道,你不說出來
對方就永遠不會知道你的心意

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啊?

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你以為你自己是悲劇男主角嗎?
你這個傻子

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[汪呆呆]哇,他逃跑了,汪汪

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[吉他聲]

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♪[汪瘋]我曾愛上了一隻貓♪

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♪她有最迷人的微笑♪

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♪我想愛她,天荒地老♪

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♪然而,她的夢我給不了♪

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♪我決定了離開♪

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♪留下了後悔誤解♪

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♪我帶著思念...♪

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♪而她卻對我恨在心裡面♪

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♪親愛的姑娘 我並不想離開♪

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♪留下了悲傷的妳在哭泣♪

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♪親愛的姑娘 請原諒我♪

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♪這一隻 這一隻
這一隻傻傻的狗♪

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小咪咪,我當初離開妳
是因為貓和狗是沒辦法生小孩的

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其實我根本沒有喜歡過別人

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汪瘋,你騙人

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我的心裡面,一直都只有妳一個

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你騙人

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你騙人

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你騙人

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[哭泣聲]

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♪我愛妳 想給妳一切♪

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♪我們來自不同世界♪

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♪妳想要寶寶的心願♪

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♪可我不可能讓它實現♪

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♪我選擇了離開妳♪

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♪不是故意要傷害妳♪

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♪在我的心裡♪

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♪我的愛越來越強烈♪

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♪親愛的姑娘 我不會再離開♪

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♪我一定不會再讓妳傷心♪

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♪親愛的姑娘 別讓我走♪

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♪告訴我 告訴我 告訴我
妳還愛我♪

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♪親愛的姑娘 我並不想離開♪

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♪留下了悲傷的妳在哭泣♪

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♪親愛的姑娘 請原諒我♪