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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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小咪咪

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既然现在我们已经和好了

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猫狗大战就没必要打了

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-快下令撤兵吧
-嗯

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还有 那个刺客的费用 记得一定要付清哦

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人家赚你几十块钱又扮狗又唱歌
多不容易啊

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刺客为什么又要扮狗又要唱歌啊?

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刺客梅花十三

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是她

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我只要汪星人首领 挡我者死!

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这又是你请的刺客吗?

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不是 我只请了一个长得丑丑的刺客

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应该不是说我

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这个汪疯 那么多仇家 要赶紧走才行

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-我倒要看看谁敢动他
-说的对!

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你要送死我也不介意

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不愧是刺客排行榜第37位的刺客

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快要挡不住了

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走晚一步就死定了

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等一下 其实我根本就不是汪疯

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你看

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你好 其实这个才是我的真面目
你找错人了 不好意思

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你以为装成一个丑男就骗得了我吗?

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我真的不是汪疯
你为什么不肯相信我?

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超级隐身术!

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怎么消失了?隐身术?

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居然这都让他逃了
这次怎么跟师父交代?

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哪有什么隐身术啊?
这招真的是万试万灵啊

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等她一走远 我就...

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怎么又是你?

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你要干嘛?

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顶你啊!

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随地大小便 这么没有公德心

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作为一只土狗 你还挺诡计多端

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差点被你骗了

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我是半个榴莲

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我都已经变了那么多个造型给你看了

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为什么你还是不相信我不是汪疯?

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等一下 我有话要说

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其实我...

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美女哦!

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现在不管你是不是汪疯

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都要死!

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我是刺客伍六七

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刺客排行榜17369位

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最擅长剪空气刘海

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一直以优质的服务和亲民的价格

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深受村民的喜爱

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我现在情感状况是单身

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不如一起去喝杯东西、交流点...

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我突然想起有事要先撤

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再见!下次喝茶我请客

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记得打我电话!

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没想到对付这种人都要使用梅花镖

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看到我的脸了 只能灭口

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屁股发麻

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看来飞镖上面有毒

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不行 要出绝招了

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六、七、五...

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分手吧 剪人!

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变成两个就更难对付了

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要速战速决

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刚刚那一下感觉不错哦

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好快的刀 恐怕接不住

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这是什么鬼啊?

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出手好快!

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让你的狗命多留几天

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有空出来一起喝茶!

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这个丑丑的刺客怎么会在这里?

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我叫伍六七!

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-我的电话号码是...
-伍六七 我一定要杀了你