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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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[汪疯]小咪咪

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既然现在我们已经和好了

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猫狗大战就没必要打了

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-快下令撤兵吧
- [小咪咪]嗯

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[汪疯]还有 那个刺客的费用 记得一定要付清哦

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人家赚你几十块钱又扮狗又唱歌的
多不容易啊

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刺客为什么又要扮狗又要唱歌啊?

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嗯?

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[尖叫]

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[呜咽]

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刺客梅花十三

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哈?

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是她

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[梅花十三受痛哼声]

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(梅花十三 玄武国刺客
刺客排名:37位)

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[梅花十三]我只要汪星人首领
挡我者死!

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这又是你请的刺客吗?

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不是 我只请了一个长得丑丑的刺客

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[汪疯]应该不是说我

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这个汪疯 那么多仇家 要赶紧走才行

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[喵]

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-我倒要看看谁敢动他
-说的对!

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[群猫叫声]

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你要送死我也不介意

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[群猫叫声]

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[群猫叫声及哼声]

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不愧是刺客排行榜第37位的刺客

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快要挡不住了

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哈?

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[喘息]

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[播放片头主题音乐]

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[粗喘]

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走晚一步就死定了

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嗯?

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嗯?

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等一下 其实我根本就不是汪疯

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你看

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你好 其实这个才是我的真面目
你找错人了 不好意思

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你以为装成一个丑男就骗得了我吗?

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[惊吓]

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我真的不是汪疯
你为什么不肯相信我?

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[急促喘气]

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超级隐身术!

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[哼]

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嗯?

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怎么消失了?隐身术?

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居然这都让他逃了
这次怎么跟师父交代?

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[奸笑]

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哪有什么隐身术啊?
这招真的是万试万灵啊

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等她一走远 我就...

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[喘气]

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怎么又是你?

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你要干嘛?

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顶你啊!

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[惊吓]

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[呜咽]

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随地大小便 这么没有公德心

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[嗤笑]

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呃...

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作为一只土狗 你还挺诡计多端

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差点被你骗了

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[梅花十三尖叫]

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我是半个榴莲

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[粗喘]

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我都已经变了那么多个造型给你看了

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为什么你还是不相信我不是汪疯?

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[阿七轻哼]

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[阿七轻笑]

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[痛苦呻吟]

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等一下 我有话要说

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其实我...[嘿]

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美女哦!

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现在不管你是不是汪疯

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都要死!

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我是刺客伍六七

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刺客排行榜17369位

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最擅长剪空气刘海

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一直以优质的服务和亲民的价格

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深受村民的喜爱

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我现在情感状况是单身

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不如一起去喝杯东西、交流点...

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[梅花十三大声哼哧]

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我突然想起有事要先撤

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[阿七大喝一声]

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再见!下次喝茶我请客

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记得打我电话!

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[大喝一声再哼一声]

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[哀鸣]

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没想到对付这种人都要使用梅花镖

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看到我的脸了 只能灭口

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[倒抽一口气]

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[呻吟]

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屁股发麻

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看来飞镖上面有毒

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不行 要出绝招了

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六、七、五...

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分手吧 剪人!

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呃?

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[奸笑]

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变成两个就更难对付了

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要速战速决

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- [关节咔咔作响]
-嗯?

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哦...

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[倒抽冷气]

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[嘿咿]

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[播放爱情歌曲]

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[吓一跳]

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[哀嚎]

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[喘气]

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刚刚那一下感觉不错哦

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[梅花十三怒哼]

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[阿七]好快的刀
恐怕接不住

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嗯?

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嗯?

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(肌肉鸡 鸡小飞暴走状态)

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哇

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这是什么鬼啊?

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[哼哧]

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出手好快!

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[猫低吼]

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[猫叫声]

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哼

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让你的狗命多留几天

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[吹哨]

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[鸟叫]

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有空出来一起喝茶!

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[小咪咪]这个丑丑的刺客
怎么会在这里?

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[阿七大叫]我叫伍六七!

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-我的电话号码是...
- [轻声]伍六七 我一定要杀了你

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[播放片尾主题曲]

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{\an8}♪搭飞机坐火车去哪里都好
我都觉得精彩♪

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♪清蒸鸡白切鸡不同的做法♪

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♪我都各有所爱♪

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♪他喜欢听小清新♪

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♪她喜欢金属摇滚♪

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♪这首歌其实并不好听♪

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♪但我始终要唱下去♪

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♪这个世界是多么神奇♪

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♪我居然遇见了你♪

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♪不论你样子是多么怪异♪

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♪每一天还是想看见你♪

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♪444 666712♪

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♪555243♪

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♪23444432♪

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♪65♪

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♪这个世界是多么神奇♪

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♪我居然遇见了你♪

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♪不论你样子是多么怪异♪

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♪每一天还是想看见你♪

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♪小时候处处都充满惊喜♪

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♪现在都去了哪里?♪

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♪如果你可以再天真一次♪

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♪你是否还会做你自己?♪