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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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小咪咪

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既然我們現在已經和好了

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貓狗大戰就沒必要打了

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-快下令撤兵吧
-好

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還有,那個刺客的費用
記得一定要付清喔

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人家賺妳幾十塊錢
又扮狗、又唱歌,多不容易啊

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刺客為什麼又要扮狗又要唱歌啊?

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刺客梅花十三

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是她

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(梅花十三 玄武國刺客
刺客排名:37位)

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我只要汪星人首領,擋我者死

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這又是妳請的刺客嗎?

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不是,我只請了一個長得醜醜的刺客

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應該不是說我

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這個汪瘋那麼多仇家,要趕緊走才行

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-我倒要看看誰敢動他
-說得對!

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你送死我也不介意

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不愧是刺客排行榜第37位的刺客

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快要擋不住了

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再晚一步就死定了

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等一下,其實我根本就不是汪瘋

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妳看

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妳好,其實這個才是我的真面目
妳找錯人了,不好意思

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你以為裝成一個醜男
就可以騙得了我嗎?

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我真的不是汪瘋
妳為什麼不肯相信我?

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超級隱身術!

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怎麼消失了?隱身術?

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居然這就讓他逃了
這次怎麼跟師父交代?

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哪有什麼隱身術?
這招真的是萬試萬靈

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等她一走遠,我就...

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怎麼又是你?

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做什麼?

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想都別想!

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隨地大小便,這麼沒有公德心

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作為一隻土狗,你還挺詭計多端的

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差點被你騙了

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我是半顆榴槤

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我都已經變了那麼多個造型給妳看了

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為什麼妳還是不相信我不是汪瘋?

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等一下,我有話要說

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其實我...

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美女呢!

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現在,不管你是不是汪瘋

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都要死

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我是刺客伍六七

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刺客排行榜第17369 位

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最擅長剪空氣瀏海

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一直以優質的服務和親民的價格

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深受村民的喜愛

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目前的感情狀況是單身

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不如一起去喝杯東西交個...

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我突然想起有事要先走了

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再見啦!下次喝茶我請客

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記得打給我!

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沒想到對付這種人都要使用梅花鏢

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看到我的臉了,只能滅口

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屁股發麻

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看來飛鏢上面有毒

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不行,要出絕招了

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六、七、五...

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分手吧,剪刃!

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變成兩半更難對付

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要速戰速決

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剛剛那一下,感覺不錯哦

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好快的刀,恐怕接不住

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(肌肉雞,雞小飛暴走狀態)

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這什麼鬼啊?

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出手好快!

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讓你的狗命多留幾天

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有空出來一起喝茶!

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這個醜醜的刺客怎麼會在這裡?

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我叫伍六七!

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-我的電話號碼是...
-伍六七,我一定要殺了你