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MISSION 4
KILLING UNDERPANTS MAN
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ISLAND VIEW ROAD #567
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DAI BO J
HAIR SALON
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Welcome! Have a seat right here.
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CHAIRMAN JIANG - PURIFICATION ASSOCIATION
DISTRICT SUBCOMMITTEE CHAIRMAN
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No problem. Just leave it to me.
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It's perfect.
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It's cut just like in the picture, see?
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This picture is the person
I want you to kill.
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I didn't ask you to cut my hair.
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{\an8}TARGET
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{\an8}If you can't take him out,
I'll raze your little salon to the ground.
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{\an8}Xiao Fei, let's go!
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LINGERIE STORE
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This pervert likes to collect underwear.
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We at the Island Purity Society
voted unanimously
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to pay you 500 yuan to kill him...
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and rid the public of this menace.
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Go away!
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Wow! "Sexy Schoolgirl Babe Edition."
I like these!
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Baby, we're home!
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Time to get these hot mamas on the wall!
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I'll cut this pervert up good!
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Why is a stone randomly sitting down here?
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Oh, no! I hit my new babies!
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Baby, are you okay? You poor thing!
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I just got these new babies today.
Maybe I should...
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try them on!
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Who's there?
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Wait, let me put my pants on...
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{\an8}We are the Island Purity Society,
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and we're here today to purify you,
you underpants-collecting pervert.
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Why did this ferocious old woman
come herself,
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and with her thugs?
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Actually, I...
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- Burn it.
- No!
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I'm sorry. I'll stop.
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I know I'm a little kinky,
that I like to collect underwear,
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but I collected, bought, and paid for
all my underwear. I didn't steal them.
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Please, let my underwear live.
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No!
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Burn this, you pantie-burning freaks!
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I knew I couldn't count on you.
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That's why I put a tracker on you,
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and used you
to find this pervert's secret lair.
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Get up.
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I told you to get up!
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In this world,
some people like collecting toys,
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some people like collecting antiques,
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some people actually like collecting ties,
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and some people
even eat tons of instant noodles
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to get all 108 character cards
from Water Margin.
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This man merely enjoys collecting things
that are a little different.
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He likes collecting underwear.
It's disgusting, deviant, and perverted.
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But what's wrong with that?
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Lots of people have some
unspeakable kinks.
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He doesn't steal, he doesn't rob,
he doesn't hurt anyone else,
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so what business is it of yours
what he likes to do?
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Arguing with filthy-minded people like you
is beneath me.
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I'm going to burn his underwear
and drive him off the island.
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You should ask if my scissors
plan to let you do that.
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She's spinning so fast,
she's hypnotizing me!
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She has the strength of a bear!
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Again? You won't trick me this time!
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Please, stop fighting!
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Now, let me educate you.
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What are you planning to do with that?
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Don't come any closer. I'll scream.
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There's still time for you
to confess your misdeeds.
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Stop!
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The mere sight of you disgusts me.
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Use your enemy's weaknesses against them.
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My glasses! My glasses!
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PURE MAIDEN'S FIST OF AWAKENING
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WHITE LILY PURITY BLAST
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I have to use my killer move.
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Wings of the Wyvern!
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Son of a...
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I have to wash my eyes out after that!
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Wings of the Wyvern
works in all kinds of situations.
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Thank you.
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Today is the first time I've felt like
I'm not a bad person, not a freak.
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I'm just someone who likes to
collect something a little different.
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Oh, right. What's your name?
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They look pretty good!
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You! Office baboon! Stop!
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I want your tie! Name a price!