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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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欢迎光临!美女 这边坐

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没问题 包在我身上

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真是完美

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你看看是不是剪得跟照片一模一样

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这张照片是要你去刺杀的那个人

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谁叫你剪头发的?

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{\an8}如果你干不掉他 我就铲平你的发廊

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{\an8}小飞鸡 马上出发!

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这个变态最喜欢收集内裤

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我们纯净小岛协会一致通过

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决定出五百块请你干掉他

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为民除害

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走开!

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哇 纯情女学生款喔 好喜欢!

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宝贝 回到家咯!

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等我先把这条宝贝挂起来!

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砍死这个猥琐男!

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怎么会有块石头在这里啊?

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砸到我的宝贝了!

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宝贝你没事吧?小乖乖!

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这条宝贝是今天新来的 不如...

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试穿一下吧

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谁啊?

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等我穿好裤子...

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{\an8}我们是纯净小岛协会

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今天就要消灭你这个收集内裤的变态

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怎么这个凶狠的老女人自己跑来了?

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还带了马仔过来

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其实我...

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-烧
-不要!

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对不起 我错了

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我知道我有点变态 喜欢收集内裤

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但这些内裤我都是买回来
或者捡回来的 不是偷的

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你们放过这些内裤吧

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不要!

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我烧你老板的鸡腿

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我早就知道你这家伙靠不住

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所以我在你身上装了个追踪器

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利用你来找到这个变态狂的住处

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起来

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我叫你起来!

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在这个世界 有些人喜欢收集玩具

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有些人喜欢收集古董

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有些人喜欢收集领带

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甚至有些人为了收集
水浒传108张人物卡

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吃了很多泡面

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而这个人
只不过喜欢收集的东西和大家不一样

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他喜欢收集内裤
真的好恶心、好猥琐

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但是这又有什么问题?

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很多人都会有一些
不可告人的癖好的啦

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他又没有去偷 又没有去抢 又没有伤害到其他人

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他喜欢干什么关你鸟事?

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我都懒得
跟你们这些思想肮脏的人讲道理

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今天我就要烧光他的内裤 赶他出岛

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你问问我剪刀答不答应吧

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转得我眼都花了!

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这个女人像熊一样大力!

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还来?这次我不会上当了!

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不要!别再打了!

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等我来教育一下你吧

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你拿根东西出来想干什么?

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你不要走过来 我会喊的

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你现在认错还来得及

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住手!

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看着你就觉得恶心

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要利用敌人的弱点

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我的眼镜!

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看来只能出必杀了

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大鹏展翅!

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你这疯子

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要回家洗眼才行了!

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大鹏展翅真是万试万灵

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谢谢你

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今天我第一次
觉得我不是坏人、不是变态

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我只是喜欢收集的东西
跟别人不一样而已

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对了 你叫什么名字?

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还挺好看的!

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那个公务员!站住!