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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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(島景路)

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(大保J髮廊)

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歡迎光臨!美女這邊坐

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(江主任,淨化環境小分隊隊長)

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沒問題,包在我身上

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真是完美

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妳看看是不是剪得跟照片一模一樣

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這張照片是要你去刺殺的那個人

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誰叫你剪頭髮的?

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{\an8}(目標人物)

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{\an8}如果你幹不掉他,我就剷平你的髮廊

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{\an8}小飛雞,馬上出發!

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(內衣店)

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這個變態最喜歡收集內褲

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我們純淨小島協會一致通過

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決定出五百塊,請你幹掉他

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為民除害

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走開啦!

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哇!“純情女學生款”,好喜歡!

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寶貝,回到家囉!

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等我先把這條寶貝掛起來!

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砍死這個猥瑣男!

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怎麼會有一塊石頭在這裡?

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啊!砸到我的寶貝了!

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寶貝,你沒事吧?小乖乖!

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這條寶貝是今天新來的,不如...

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試穿一下吧!

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誰啊?

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等我把褲子穿...

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{\an8}我們是純淨小島協會

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今天就要消滅你這個收集內褲的變態

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怎麼這個兇狠的老女人自己跑來了

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還帶了跟班過來?

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其實我...

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-燒
-不要啊!

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對不起,我錯了

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我知道我有點變態,喜歡收集內褲

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但這些內褲,我都是買回來
和撿回來的,不是偷的

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妳們放過這些內褲吧

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不!

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我燒你老闆的雞腿啊!

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我早就知道你這傢伙靠不住

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所以我在你身上裝了個追蹤器

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利用你來找到這個變態狂的住處

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起來

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我叫你起來啊!

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這個世界,有些人喜歡收集玩具

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有些人喜歡收集古董

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有些人喜歡收集領帶

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甚至,有些人為了收集
水滸傳108張人物卡

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吃了很多泡麵

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而這個人只不過喜歡收集的東西
和大家不一樣

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他喜歡收集內褲
真的好噁心、好猥瑣

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但是,這又有什麼問題?

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很多人都會有一些不可告人的癖好啊

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他又沒有去偷,又沒有去搶
又沒有傷害到其他人

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他喜歡幹什麼關妳鳥事?

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我都懶得跟你們這些
思想骯髒的人講道理

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今天我就要燒光他的內褲,趕他出島

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妳問問我剪刀答不答應吧

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轉得眼都花了!

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這個女人力量像熊一樣!

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還來?這次我不會上當了!

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不要再打了!

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讓我來教育一下你吧

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妳拿根東西出來想幹什麼?

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妳不要走過來,我會喊的

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你現在認錯還來得及

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住手!

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看著你就覺得噁心

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要利用敵人的弱點

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我的眼鏡呢...

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(純情少女原力覺醒)

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(純潔心靈白蓮大法)

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看來只能出必殺技了

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大鵬展翅!

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你這個...

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得趕快洗眼睛才行!

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大鵬展翅真是萬試萬靈啊

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謝謝你

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今天我第一次覺得
我不是壞人,不是變態

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我只是喜歡收集的東西
跟別人不一樣而已

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對了,你叫什麼名字?

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也挺好看的!

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委員!站住!