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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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[陈阿婆]新鲜的橙子!橙子!

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看看啊!

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甜的!甜过初恋啊!

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[铃声]

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再不买没啦!

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买橙子吗 小伙子?

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我的可甜了

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{\an8}[男人]这橙子怎么卖?

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{\an8}我先给你掰一个 你尝尝甜不甜

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{\an8}不是很甜 多少钱一斤?

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[陈阿婆]二百块一斤

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[男人]这么贵啊 不买了

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[陈阿婆]你刚吃的那橙子正好一斤

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两百块 谢谢

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[惊叫]

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阿婆 你这明摆着抢劫嘛

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救命!有人打老人!

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腿折了!

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[陈阿婆]造孽啊 老太可怜啊!

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腿折了 手也断了

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[男人]好了 我全都买了行吗?

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[奸笑]

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[男人]今天怎么这么倒霉?

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(陈阿婆 菜市场小霸王
技能:陈年黑玫瑰)

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今天多赚了两百块

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可以给小龙买个玩具了
再买半只烧鸡

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[得意地笑]他一定会笑得
眼睛都没了!

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死有余辜!

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[阿七]不会被她发现了吧?

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没事的 冷静一点

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没事的

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哎呀!好痛!

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原来只是个空纸箱

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还以为会有水果捡

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[大喘一口气]

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死老太婆想干什么?

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我的屁股好痛!

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等她一转过身去 我就...

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唉呀!

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我的腰!

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[咕哝]

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[痛苦尖叫]

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[陈阿婆]这破纸箱怎么这么沉?

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卖五块钱应该没问题

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时间差不多了

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还是先去接孙子放学吧

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(若志小学)

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[敲钟]

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阿婆 今天好早!

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哈 你们这帮臭小子 又来勒索小学生

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-记得罩着我孙子啊
-没问题!

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[小狗喘气]

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[小狗呜咽]

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[狗吠]

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[陈阿婆]这帮臭小子
见一次就想打一次

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[阿七奸笑]这次你死定了

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[惊叫]谁咬我?

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你再不松口 我就炖了你!
你这狗崽子!

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咬住了我的丁丁啊!

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[小狗呜咽]

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[阿七]哇塞
咬成这样还能不能用啊?

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有没有止血贴?

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现在可能要两张才行

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喂 你把我袋子整坏了

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不赔钱给我 我就戳死你个...

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没钱哦

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再不走就要挂了

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喂 你赔不赔?

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我想我太低估这个老太婆了

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现在的老人家怎么这么凶残?

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不赔我就戳死你

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集中精神 以气御剪!

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[大笑]

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[哀嚎]

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算了 这个任务我还是不做了
我要回家[哭泣]

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你赔不赔?不赔我戳你屁股!

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[学校铃响]

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小龙放学了

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捡回一条小命!

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小龙

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哟呵!谁欺负你了?

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谁把你头发绞成这样的?

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他剪的

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[阿七]不会这么巧吧?

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[陈阿婆低吼]

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哇 真的是好强的气啊!

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[小孩叫喊]

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为什么会这样?

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这个小屁孩竟然是老太婆的孙子

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而那个男人又是这个小屁孩的爸爸

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那就是说 要我杀阿婆的人

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其实就是阿婆的儿子

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做得干净利落一些

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[阿七]到底是怎么回事?

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(陈年黑玫瑰)

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谁敢欺负我孙子 我就要他命!

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哎呀 真是伤风败俗!

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那是什么呀?

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儿童不宜 不要看

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真是为老不尊

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-哇 真是不忍直视
-我们不认识她

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[阿七大叫]

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[惊叫并哀哽]

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[喘气并咳嗽]

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你们就尽情笑话我吧

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看你们以后谁敢欺负我孙子

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[大保]六七 你真是没什么 做刺客的天赋

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一个好的刺客要懂得利用对手的弱点

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而人类最大的弱点就是

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情感!

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[陈阿婆]都是我作的恶

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让我下地狱吧

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不要伤害我的家人

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(意外身亡保险)

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-我们回来了!
-今天外边儿热死了!

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还碰到一臭小子把我袋子弄坏了

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还把小龙头发绞成这样 气死我了

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[小龙]我要看电视!

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[陈阿婆]下次见着他
一定得削他!

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[大保]你再这么搞
我们都没钱交租了!

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等着睡大街吧!

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[阿七]我真是想不通

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