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NETFLIX 原創動畫影集

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新鮮的柳橙!柳橙!

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來看看啊!

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甜啊,勝過初戀啊!

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再不買沒啦!

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買柳橙吧,小伙子?

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我這可甜了

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{\an8}柳橙怎麼賣?

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{\an8}我先給你剝一個,你嚐嚐甜不甜

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{\an8}不是很甜,多少錢一個?

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兩百塊一斤

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這麼貴,不買了

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你剛吃那柳橙正好一斤

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兩百塊啊,謝謝

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阿婆,妳這擺明是搶劫嘛

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救命啊!有人打老人啊!

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腿斷了!

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這個年輕人怎麼這樣
這樣欺負老人家!

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連老太婆都打
腿也折了,手也斷了!

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好了...我全都買,行了吧!

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今天怎麼這麼倒楣啊!

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(陳阿婆-菜市場小霸王
技能:陳年黑玫瑰)

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今天多賺了兩百塊

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可以給小龍買個玩具,再買半隻燒雞

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他一定會笑得眼睛都沒了

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死有餘辜!

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不會被她發現了吧

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沒事的,冷靜一點

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沒事的...

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唉呀,好痛!

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原來只是個空紙箱

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還以為會有水果撿

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死老太婆想幹什麼?

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我的屁股好痛!

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等她一轉過身去,我就...

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我的腰!

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這破紙箱怎麼這麼沉?

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賣五塊錢應該沒問題

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時間差不多了

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還是先去接孫子放學吧

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(若志小學)

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阿婆,今天好早啊!

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你們這幫臭小子,又來勒索小學生?

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-記得罩著我孫子啊
-沒問題!

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這幫臭小子,見一次就想打一次

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這次死定了

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誰咬我?

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你再不放開,我就剁了你!
你這狗崽子

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你咬住了我的丁丁啊

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哇賽,咬成這樣還能不能用啊?

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有沒有OK繃?

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現在可能要兩片才行

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喂,你把我袋子撐壞了

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不賠錢給我,我就戳死你個...

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我沒錢

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再不走就要掛了

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你賠不賠?

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我好像太低估這個老太婆了

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現在的老人家怎麼這麼兇殘啊?

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不賠我就戳死你

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集中精神...以氣御剪!

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算了,這個任務我還是不做了
我要回家

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你賠不賠?不賠我戳你屁股!

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小龍放學了!

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撿回一條小命!

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小龍?

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不!誰欺負你了?

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你把你頭髮剪成這樣的?

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他剪的

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不會這麼巧吧

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哇,真的是好強的氣啊

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為什麼會這樣?

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這個小屁孩竟然是老太婆的孫子...

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而那個男人,又是這個小屁孩爸爸

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那就是說,要我殺阿婆的人

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其實就是阿婆的兒子

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做得乾淨俐落些

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到底是怎麼回事?

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(陳年黑玫瑰)

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誰敢欺負我孫子,我就要他的命!

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唉呀,真是傷風敗俗!

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那是什麼呀?

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兒童不宜,不要看

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真是為老不尊!

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-哇,真是不忍直視
-我們不認識她,快走

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你們就盡情笑話我吧

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看你們以後誰敢欺負我孫子

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六七,你真是沒什麼做刺客的天賦

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一個好的刺客要懂得利用對手的弱點

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而人類最大的弱點就是...

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情感!

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都是我做的惡

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讓我下地獄吧

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不要傷害我的家人!

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(意外身亡保險)

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-我回來了
-今天外面熱死了

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還碰到一個臭小子把我袋子弄壞

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還把小龍頭髮剪成這樣!氣死我了

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快點,我要看電視

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下次見到他一定得扒了他的皮!

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你再這麼搞,我們就沒錢交房租了!

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等著睡大街吧!

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我真是想不通啊

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