1 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:28,916 MISSION 6 ASSASSINATE A PRETTY GIRL 2 00:00:36,666 --> 00:00:38,833 Now you die! 3 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,083 Why is my fate so cruel? 4 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:46,458 Those born with exquisite charms are always cursed. 5 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:48,875 Why are beautiful women like me... 6 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,958 always made the toys of fate? 7 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:57,166 For your terrible acting, now you die! 8 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,083 Wait! Do I really have to die today? 9 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:01,083 There is no way you'll see the sunrise tomorrow. 10 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:02,833 So, that means this is the last day of my life? 11 00:01:02,916 --> 00:01:03,791 That's right. 12 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:06,708 Before I die, there are some things I want to do. 13 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:08,666 Help me do them, and you can kill me. 14 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,666 Is it ever that easy? 15 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,083 You're not lying to me, are you? 16 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:14,875 But you're so smart. How could a lie get past you? 17 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,208 You have a very good point. 18 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:20,208 Deal accepted. 19 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:23,000 This is my pre-death wish list. 20 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,791 Help me finish these things, and then I can die. 21 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,166 Come on, let's get it done so I can kill you. 22 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,291 But I want you to carry me! 23 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:36,625 I can't move... 24 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:37,791 {\an8}GIRL WITH SPECIAL POWER COLA 25 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:38,875 {\an8}PASSIVE SKILL PARALYZES OPPOSITE SEX THROUGH TOUCH 26 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:40,250 {\an8}Let go. Let go. 27 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,875 If you don't help me, I'll make you-- 28 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,375 Tell me after you let go! 29 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:13,125 HICCUP 30 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:16,750 PRE-DEATH WISH LIST 1. DRINK A BOTTLE OF COLA IN ONE BREATH 31 00:02:21,666 --> 00:02:24,541 2. PEE STANDING UP 32 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:32,875 Don't look! Don't look! 33 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:41,166 He's a naughty boy! A naughty boy! A very naughty boy! 34 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,958 Hey, wait. Why am I the naked one? 35 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:50,750 Why didn't you take off your clothes? 36 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:54,875 3. (WATCH SOMEONE ELSE) RUN NAKED IN PUBLIC 37 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:08,833 We're in trouble! Run! 38 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:17,833 You're so brave! 39 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:21,333 I can't move! 40 00:03:21,416 --> 00:03:24,375 4. GIVE A NURSE A SHOT 41 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:26,958 I'm sorry, all our tables are booked today. 42 00:03:42,541 --> 00:03:44,166 Waiter, the check! 43 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:49,291 So, this thing costs 5,000 yuan? You must really be rich. 44 00:03:56,250 --> 00:04:00,250 Don't tell me. You don't have money for the bill. 45 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,208 5. EAT AT A MICHELIN 3-STAR RESTAURANT 46 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,291 Next, we beat up a scumbag. 47 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:56,500 6. VICIOUSLY WOUND EX-BOYFRIEND'S BALLS 48 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,000 Look at how tired he is. 49 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,291 Let's not bother him. 50 00:05:08,791 --> 00:05:09,666 Again? 51 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:21,083 Nice! 52 00:05:28,416 --> 00:05:29,333 March! 53 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:53,208 7. RIDE A LION 54 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:00,916 We don't have an airplane or a parachute. 55 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,750 Let's forget skydiving. 56 00:06:03,791 --> 00:06:05,500 Then I won't die. 57 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:10,583 You think you don't have to die just because you say so? 58 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,583 I can't move! 59 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,875 If you don't help me, I'll make it so you never move again. 60 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:19,541 Wait, wait! 61 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:22,458 I have an idea. Just let go. 62 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,333 What are you looking for? 63 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:29,000 I'll get shy if you look at me that way. 64 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,458 Super speed flying chicken! 65 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,583 There's a girl here, so could you not grab me down there? 66 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:47,083 Higher! 67 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:50,583 Higher! 68 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:56,750 Higher! 69 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,625 We can't go any higher! 70 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,041 Earth, I'm coming! 71 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:31,750 A huge plane! 72 00:07:43,916 --> 00:07:45,666 I'm flying! 73 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,666 8. SKYDIVE 74 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,250 Why didn't you get out of the way when you saw the tree? 75 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,416 Because I couldn't move when you were sitting on me! Why else? 76 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,250 What was the last thing you wanted to do? 77 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:36,833 Let's get it done so you can die. 78 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:39,166 What if I suddenly don't want to die? 79 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:42,416 After so many tricks, now you don't want to die? 80 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,666 I'm so young, and so pretty, 81 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,083 and there are so many fun things left in the world. 82 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,291 Wow! 83 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,416 I really don't want to die. 84 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:02,666 But I won't live for long. 85 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:09,708 I have cancer. 86 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,166 Chemotherapy already made all my hair fall out. 87 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:17,666 Of course, I'm still very pretty even when I'm bald. 88 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,708 Who sent you to kill me? 89 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,708 As a professional killer, 90 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:26,416 I can't reveal details about my clients-- 91 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,666 It was me. I spent the money to hire you to kill me... 92 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:33,125 because I didn't want to die in a hospital bed. 93 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,916 Being assassinated sounds so cool. 94 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:39,916 Usually, only famous, important people get assassinated. 95 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,125 Do it. 96 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:47,375 That was the last thing I wanted to do. 97 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:30,916 EAT THEM UP! 98 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:49,583 So close and I still missed! Oh, well, forget it! 99 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,833 I still will keep your fee, though, 100 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:54,875 because I'm going to take you to see an amazing doctor... 101 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:57,708 who might be able to cure you.