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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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去死吧!

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我为什么这么命苦?

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自古红颜皆薄命

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像我这样美丽的女子...

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总是要被命运捉弄

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演技这么烂 去死吧!

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等一下 我是今天就要死了吗?

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绝对见不到明天的太阳

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那今天就是我人生的最后一天了?

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没错

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死之前 我有几件事情想做

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你陪我做完 我就让你杀死

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就这么好的事?

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你不会骗我的吧?

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你这么精明 谁骗得了你啊?

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你这样说好像也对

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成你个交

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这是我的临终心愿清单

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做完这几件事 我就可以去死了

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走吧 赶紧做完去死

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不如你背我好不好啊?

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我硬了 动弹不了

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{\an8}放开手

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你不帮我 我就让你...

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你先下来再说!

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不要看!

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这位同学不和谐!不和谐!

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不对 为什么是我裸奔?

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你为什么不脱衣服?

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危险!快撤!

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你真勇敢!

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动不了!

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不好意思 今天已经预定满了

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服务员 买单!

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哇 这盘东西要五千块 你还挺有钱的嘛

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不要告诉我你没钱买单

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下一个 暴揍渣男

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你看人家睡得那么舒服

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你就不要打扰它了

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又来?

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好棒啊!

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出发!

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又没有飞机 又没有装备

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跳伞就算了吧

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那我就不死

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你以为你说不死就不用死了吗?

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硬了

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你不帮我
我就要让你这样一直硬下去

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等一下!

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我有办法了 你先松开手

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你在撸什么?

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你这样看着我 我会害羞的

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极速小飞鸡!

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这次有女孩子在
可不可以不要抓那里?

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再高一点!

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再高一点!

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再高一点!

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不能再高了!

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我来了 地球!

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大飞机!

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飞哦!

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你怎么见到树都不躲开啊?

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还不是因为你坐在我身上
害我不能动!

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你最后一件
想做的事情到底是什么啊?

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赶紧做完去死吧

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我突然不想死了怎么办?

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你搞那么多花样 现在才说不想死?

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我这么年轻 又这么漂亮

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这世界上又这么多好玩儿的

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哇!

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我真的不想死

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但是我已经活不长了

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我有癌症

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做了化疗 头发已经掉光了

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当然 我光头也很漂亮啦

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是谁派你来杀我的?

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作为一个专业的刺客

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我是不可以透露客户...

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是我自己 是我花钱派你来杀我的

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因为我不想死在病床上

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被刺杀听起来多酷

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通常只有大人物才会被刺杀

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动手吧

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这就是我想做的最后一件事

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这么近都刺不中 算了!

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不过 钱我还是会照样收的

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因为我将会带你去见一位神医

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他也许可以治好你的病