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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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[神经质奸笑]

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[尖叫]

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去死吧!

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[哀叹]

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我为什么这么命苦?

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自古红颜皆薄命

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像我这样美丽的女子...

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总是要被命运捉弄

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演技这么烂 去死吧!

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等一下 我是今天就要死了吗?

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绝对见不到明天的太阳

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那今天就是我人生的最后一天了?

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没错

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[可乐]死之前 我有几件事情想做

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你陪我做完 我就让你杀死

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就这么好的事?

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你不会骗我的吧?

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你这么精明 谁骗得了你啊?

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你这样说好像也对

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成你个交

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这是我的临终心愿清单

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做完这几件事 我就可以去死了

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走吧 赶紧做完去死

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[可乐]不如你背我好不好啊?

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[阿七惊呼]

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[僵硬地说]我硬了 动弹不了

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{\an8}[阿七]放开手

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你不帮我 我就让你...

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[阿七]你先下来再说!

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[播放片头主题音乐]

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[哧溜吸食声]

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[哧溜吸食声]

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[吹口哨]

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[奸笑]

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[尖叫]

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[模糊的闲聊声]

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[尖叫]

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[女人]不要看!

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[所有人呵呵笑]

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这位同学不和谐!不和谐!

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不对 为什么是我裸奔?

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你为什么不脱衣服?

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[惊叫]危险!快撤!

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[低笑]你真勇敢!

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动不了!

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[男人]不好意思
今天已经预定满了

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服务员 买单!

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哇 这盘东西要五千块 你还挺有钱的嘛

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[贼笑]

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不要告诉我你没钱买单

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[阿七惨叫]

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下一个 暴揍渣男

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[大惊失色]

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[冷笑]

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唉呀!

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[痛叫]

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[痛叫]

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[狮子打呼噜]

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你看人家睡得那么舒服

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你就不要打扰它了

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又来?

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好棒啊!

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出发!

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[娇笑]

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又没有飞机 又没有装备

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跳伞就算了吧

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那我就不死

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你以为你说不死就不用死了吗?

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[惊呼]硬了

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你不帮我
我就要让你这样一直硬下去

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[阿七]等一下!

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我有办法了 你先松开手

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你在撸什么?

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你这样看着我 我会害羞的

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极速小飞鸡!

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这次有女孩子在
可不可以不要抓那里?

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[欢呼]

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[可乐]再高一叫!

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[欢呼]

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再高一点!

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[欢呼]

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再高一点!

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[阿七]不能再高了!

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我来了 地球!

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♪还未学坏已经长大♪

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[奸笑]

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♪年幼时青春一点点消逝♪

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[两个尖叫]

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♪没有试过约会别人♪

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♪电影通通没有变真♪

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♪从来不接受思想软禁♪

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♪但突破也没有发生♪

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大飞机!

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[开怀大笑]

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飞哦!

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♪生活极忧郁 也不会叫我变渺小♪

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♪现在我要放弃治疗 不要逼我笑♪

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♪就当众人皆醒我独醉吧
再也不紧要♪

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你怎么见到树都不躲开啊?

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还不是因为你坐在我身上
害我不能动!

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- [手指咔嚓]
- [阿七哀叫]

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你最后一件
想做的事情到底是什么啊?

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赶紧做完去死吧

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我突然不想死了怎么办?

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哈?你搞那么多花样
现在才说不想死?

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[可乐]我这么年轻 又这么漂亮

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这世界上又这么多好玩儿的

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哇!

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我真的不想死

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但是我已经活不长了

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我有癌症

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做了化疗 头发已经掉光了

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当然 我光头也很漂亮啦

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是谁派你来杀我的?

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作为一个专业的刺客

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我是不可以透露客户...

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是我自己 是我花钱派你来杀我的

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因为我不想死在病床上

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被刺杀听起来多酷

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通常只有大人物才会被刺杀

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动手吧

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这就是我想做的最后一件事

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[检测仪哔声]

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这么近都刺不中 算了!

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不过 钱我还是会照样收的

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因为我将会带你去见一位神医

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他也许可以治好你的病

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♪曾在厕所躲起来偷偷哭过吗?♪

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♪厕格内眼角雨水超载♪

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{\an8}♪离去时彷佛心肝少一块
但这种进化不能买♪

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♪没有甚么风光本领♪

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♪样子也未见标青♪

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♪还未懂欣赏天生的个性
像大梦未睡醒♪

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♪当“标奇立异”是个罪名♪

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♪叫我这怪人离弃本性♪

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♪长期分裂的 什么是注定
受够了就睡醒♪

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♪指甲陷入掌心的一刻我知道了♪

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♪生活极忧郁 也不会叫我变渺小♪

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♪现在我要放弃治疗 不要逼我笑♪

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♪就当我消散大气吧 寂寞融掉♪

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♪离开世俗以后 快乐每一分秒♪

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♪投进书海畅泳 时日流转♪

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♪指甲陷入掌心的一刻我知道了♪

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♪那些年忧郁 也不会叫我有破损♪

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♪世界让你自信动摇
但作者已死了♪