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NETFLIX 原創動畫影集

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去死吧!

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我為什麼這麼命苦?

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自古紅顏皆薄命

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像我這樣美麗的女子...

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總是要被命運捉弄

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演技這麼爛,去死吧!

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等等!我是今天就要死了嗎?

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絕對見不到明天的太陽

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那今天就是我人生的最後一天?

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沒錯

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死之前,我有幾件事情想做

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你陪我做完,我就讓你殺死

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有這麼好的事?

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妳不會騙我吧?

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你這麼精明,誰騙得了你?

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妳這樣說好像也對

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成交

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這是我的臨終心願清單

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做完這幾件事,我就可以去死了

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走吧,趕緊做完去死啊

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不如你揹我,好不好?

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我...硬了,動不了

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{\an8}(異能美少女,可樂)

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{\an8}(被動技能:通過接觸
會讓異性身體僵硬)

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{\an8}放開...手

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你不幫我,我就要讓你...

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先下來再說!

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(臨終願望清單
1,一口氣吸完大瓶可樂)

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(2,站著去廁所)

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不要看...

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這位同學不和諧...

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不對,為什麼是我裸奔?

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妳為什麼不脫衣服?

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危險啊,快撤!

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你真勇敢!

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動不了!

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(4,針扎護士)

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不好意思,今天已經預訂滿了

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服務生,買單!

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這份東西要五千塊?妳還挺有錢的嘛

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妳不要告訴我,妳沒錢買單

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(5,吃米其林三星餐廳)

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下一個,暴揍渣男

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妳看人家睡得那麼舒服

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妳就不要打擾他了

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又來?

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好棒啊!

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出發!

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(7,騎獅子)

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又沒有飛機,又沒有裝備

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跳傘就算了吧

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那我就不死

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妳以為妳說不死,就不用死了嗎?

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硬...了!

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你不幫我,我就要讓你這樣
一直硬下去

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等一下!

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我有辦法了,妳先鬆開手

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你在找什麼?

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妳這樣看著我,我會害羞的

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極速小飛雞!

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這次有女孩子在
可不可以不要抓那裡?

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再高一點!

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再高一點!

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再高一點!

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不能再高啦!

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我來了,地球!

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大飛機

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飛啊!

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(8,跳傘)

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你怎麼見到樹都不躲開啊?

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還不是因為妳坐在我身上
害我不能動

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妳最後一件想做的事情到底是什麼?

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趕緊做完去死吧

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我突然不想死了怎麼辦?

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妳搞那麼多花樣,現在才說不想死?

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我這麼年輕,又這麼漂亮

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這世界上有這麼多好玩的

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哇!

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我真的不想死

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但是,我已經活不長了

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我有癌症

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做了化療,頭髮已經掉光了

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當然,我光頭也很漂亮

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是誰派你還殺我的?

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作為一個專業的刺客

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我是不可以透露客...

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是我自己,是我花錢派你來殺我的

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因為,我不想死在病床上

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被刺殺聽起來多酷啊

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通常,只有大人物才會被刺殺的

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動手吧

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這就是我想做的最後一件事

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這麼近都刺不中!算啦!

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不過,錢我還是會照樣收的

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因為我將會帶妳去見一位神醫

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他也許可以治好妳的病