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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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[狂笑]

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[尖叫]

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去死吧!

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[喘氣]

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我為什麼這麼命苦?

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自古紅顏皆薄命

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像我這樣美麗的女子...

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總是要被命運捉弄

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演技這麼爛,去死吧!

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等等!我是今天就要死了嗎?

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絕對見不到明天的太陽

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那今天就是我人生的最後一天?

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沒錯

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可樂:死之前,我有幾件事情想做

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你陪我做完,我就讓你殺死

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有這麼好的事?

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妳不會騙我吧?

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你這麼精明,誰騙得了你?

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妳這樣說好像也對

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成交

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這是我的臨終心願清單

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做完這幾件事,我就可以去死了

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走吧,趕緊做完去死啊

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可樂:不如你揹我,好不好?

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[阿七驚呼]

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[暫停]我...硬了,動不了

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{\an8}(異能美少女,可樂)

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{\an8}(被動技能:通過接觸
會讓異性身體僵硬)

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{\an8}阿七:放開...手

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你不幫我,我就要讓你...

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阿七:先下來再說!

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[主題曲]

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[大口喝]

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[大口喝]

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(嗝)

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(臨終願望清單
1,一口氣吸完大瓶可樂)

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[吹口哨]

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[詭異地笑]

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[尖叫]

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(2,站著去廁所)

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[竊謝私語]

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[尖叫]

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女子:不要看...

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[所有人在笑]

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這位同學不和諧...

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不對,為什麼是我裸奔?

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妳為什麼不脫衣服?

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(3,看人裸奔)

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[驚呼]危險啊,快撤!

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[竊笑]你真勇敢!

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動不了!

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(4,針扎護士)

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接待生:不好意思,今天已經預訂滿

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服務生,買單!

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這份東西要五千塊?妳還挺有錢的嘛

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[詭異地笑]

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妳不要告訴我,妳沒錢買單

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[阿七大喊]

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(5,吃米其林三星餐廳)

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下一個,暴揍渣男[暗笑]

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[尖叫]

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[詭異地笑]

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嗨呀

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[痛苦地尖叫]

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[痛苦地尖叫]

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(6,暴揍前男友的蛋蛋)

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[獅子打呼聲]

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妳看人家睡得那麼舒服

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妳就不要打擾他了

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又來?

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好棒啊!

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出發!

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[笑]

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(7,騎獅子)

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又沒有飛機,又沒有裝備

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跳傘就算了吧

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那我就不死

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妳以為妳說不死,就不用死了嗎?

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[驚呼]硬...了!

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你不幫我,我就要讓你這樣
一直硬下去

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七:等一下!

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我有辦法了,妳先鬆開手

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你在找什麼?

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妳這樣看著我,我會害羞的

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極速小飛雞!

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這次有女孩子在
可不可以不要抓那裡?

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[尖叫]

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可樂:再高一點!

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[尖叫]

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再高一點!

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[尖叫]

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再高一點!

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七:不能再高啦!

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我來了,地球!

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還是晴妹的時光太快
還未學壞已經長大

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[笑]

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年幼時青春一點點嘥哂
卻不覺得很愉快

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[兩人大叫]

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沒有試過約會別人

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電影通通沒有變真

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從來不接受思想軟禁

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但breakthrough
也沒有發生

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大飛機

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[笑]

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飛啊!

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生活極憂鬱也不會叫我變渺小

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現在我要放棄治療不要逼我笑

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就當眾人皆醒我獨醉吧再也不緊要

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(8,跳傘)

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你怎麼見到樹都不躲開啊?

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還不是因為妳坐在我身上
害我不能動

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- [手指裂聲]
- [阿七呻吟聲]

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妳最後一件想做的事情到底是什麼?

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趕緊做完去死吧

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我突然不想死了怎麼辦?

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妳搞那麼多花樣,現在才說不想死?

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可樂:我這麼年輕,又這麼漂亮

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這世界上有這麼多好玩的

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哇!

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我真的不想死

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但是,我已經活不長了

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我有癌症

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做了化療,頭髮已經掉光了

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當然,我光頭也很漂亮

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是誰派你還殺我的?

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作為一個專業的刺客

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我是不可以透露客...

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是我自己,是我花錢派你來殺我的

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因為,我不想死在病床上

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被刺殺聽起來多酷啊

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通常,只有大人物才會被刺殺的

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動手吧

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這就是我想做的最後一件事

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[螢幕嗶聲]

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(加油,吃完喔!)

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這麼近都刺不中!算啦!

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不過,錢我還是會照樣收的

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因為我將會帶妳去見一位神醫

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他也許可以治好妳的病

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曾在廁所躲起來偷偷哭過嗎

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廁格內眼角雨水超載

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{\an8}離去時彷彿心肝少一塊
但這種進化不能買

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沒有甚麼風光本領

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樣子也未見標青

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還未懂欣賞天生的個性
像大夢未瞓醒

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當「標奇立異」是個罪名

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叫我這怪人離棄本性

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長期分裂但什麼是注定
受夠了就瞓醒

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指甲陷入掌心的一刻我知道了

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生活極憂鬱也不會叫我變渺小

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現在我要放棄治療 不要逼我笑

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就當我消散大氣吧寂寞融掉

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離開世俗以後快樂每一分秒

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投進書海暢泳時日流轉

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指甲陷入掌心的一刻我知道了

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那些年憂鬱也不會叫我有破損

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世界讓你自信動搖 但作者已死了