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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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蔚蓝的天空

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美丽的海滩

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还有这么多性感的比基尼美女

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但我们就只能在这里傻傻地卖椰子

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都是因为你 老是任务失败!

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一单生意都没有做成!

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本来这个时候 我应该正在...

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都是因为你...

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人呢?

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小姐 要不要涂一下太阳油啊?

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爆裂鸡霸蛋!

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喂 你好
请问是不是需要刺客服务?

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没问题 我们是专业的

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不完成任务全额退款
新用户首单减免五十块!

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好的 马上来!

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小姐 你要不要涂均匀一点啊?

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谁偷袭我?

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有任务了 出发吧 六七!

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等我涂完太阳油再说吧

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我要涂太阳油!

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裤子要掉啦!

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小姐 你需要涂涂正面吗?

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你进来之前可不可以先敲下门?

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{\an8}你看 这里有三只潜艇正在靠近

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{\an8}我是要你潜入最大那只潜艇
杀了里面那个船长

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死机了!

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先重启一下

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你们海防部的设备
会不会有点太落后了呀?

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海防部十年没发工资了
现在只剩我一个人了

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说得那么惨 难道这老头不想给钱?

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拿去吧

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干嘛?我不喜欢吃五仁月饼

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这个是刺客的费用 88块

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这些零钱真够零的
没问题 这个任务就交给我吧

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-把潜水装备拿出来吧
-没有哦

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-潜水镜呢?
-也没有

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泳衣总该有了吧?

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这条泳裤我穿了几十年了

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先借给你穿一次

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还是留给你自己穿吧

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我要出发了

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-喂 你的泳裤!
-已经不需要了

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因为我已经想到了一个更好的计划!

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我将会假装成一条溺水的鱼
潜入敌人的内部!

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真是天衣无缝的计划!

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你一定要成功
这个岛的命运就交给你了

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你走运了 你今天请的
可是全宇宙最厉害的刺客!

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好厉害!

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可不可以帮忙把我扔到海里?

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你跳进海里再变身嘛

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他看见我了 马上演一场好戏

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我不会游泳!救命!

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哇 有条鱼溺水了!

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等我先把它捉进来

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老大 我捉了一条溺水的鱼
不如我们今晚吃清蒸鱼吧!

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不可以!

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因为烤鱼才是最好吃的!

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这么生猛的鱼当然要用清蒸
才能完美地展现鱼的鲜味啊

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那现在就不是生猛的鱼啦!

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还是装死好了

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你...你太卑鄙了

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那就...大家都别想吃了!

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这鱼还活着!还是拿去清蒸吧

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-去死!红烧鱼!
-那就大家都别想吃了!

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-去死!红烧鱼!
-那就大家都别想吃了!

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-去死!红烧鱼!
-那就大家都别想吃了!

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吵死了

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你们不用再争了

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终于见到船长了

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还是用来做刺身吧

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-船长 要不要帮你摁住?
-闭嘴!

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我这么帅的出场全被你搞砸了!

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-你这条小肥鱼
-机会来了!

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-船长!
-船长!

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顺利过关 完成任务!

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我越看你越觉得美味 小肥鱼!

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原来是个送死的小刺客

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我是一个专业的刺客
见到我 你就见不到明天的太阳

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这句话我听过无数次了

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这次就是你的最后一次

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你能不能下来再说?

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-我胳膊很累的!
-哎呀 不好意思

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那个小子不行的话 我就要自己上阵

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来吧 小刺客

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{\an8}六七四十二路刀法!

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啊 他偷了我的刀!

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去死吧!

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不要见我长得帅
就以为我不是实力派

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好厉害
一个海盗仔怎么会这么厉害?

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这次真的是收得太便宜了!

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就这种身手也敢来刺杀我
看来你并不知道我就是...

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不要打断我帅气的自我介绍

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我就是大名鼎鼎的

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水中贵族杰克船长

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喂 大保

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对手太强了 六七请求支援

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我是只鸡 不会游泳

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你自己搞定吧

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这菜鸟看起来怎么这么眼熟?

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-不要乱摸!
-不是摸 是抹

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这样抹才均匀啊 小姐

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是他?

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这就是你想要的东西

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-五千万
-成交!

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我马上转钱到你账户

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我马上就要收到钱了
居然被你搅和了!

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居然被无视了?

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我真是好伤自尊心啊!

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我明明击中他了 为什么?

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但是眼前这个人比他弱太多了

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试探一下

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不可能是他 虽然长得很像

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但是实力差距太大

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你为什么要入侵这个小岛?

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大叔他明明很注重自己的形象

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但还是会穿着一条内裤出来见人

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因为他已经把海军服的裤子卖掉了

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换钱来请我这个刺客

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他一定很爱这个岛

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才会为了守护这个岛付出那么多

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包括他那条裤子

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这个岛的命运就交给你了

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还有...

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还有很多性感的比基尼美女

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连太阳油都还没涂啊 混蛋!

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他想弄坏潜艇 同归于尽!

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唉呀!痛!

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真是好有趣!

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不如我跟你玩个游戏吧

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如果你能让我的脚移动一下
我就放过这个小岛

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一言为定

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百变鸡霸蛋!

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普通鸡蛋而已

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你输了!

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愿赌服输 我们走

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其实我根本没打算入侵那个破岛

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我只是碰巧路过而已

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那我怎么离开这里啊?

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放我出去!

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-小七成功了!
-你好 有快递!

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这次任务的钱又去哪里了?