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NETFLIX 原創動畫影集

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[大保]蔚藍的天空

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美麗的海灘

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還有這麼多性感的比基尼美女...

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(新鮮椰子,一顆五元)

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(買一送一)

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...但我們就只能在這裡
傻傻地賣椰子!

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都是因為你老是任務失敗!

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一單生意都沒有做成!

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[大保]
本來這個時候,我應該正在...

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[吹哨聲]

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[大保]哇!

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都是因為你...

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人呢?

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[阿七]
小姐,要不要塗一下防曬乳?

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爆裂雞霸蛋!

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[手機響]

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喂,你好?
請問是不是需要刺客服務?

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沒問題,我們是最專業的

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不完成任務全額退款
新用戶首單減免50塊!

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好的馬上來!

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小姐,要不要塗均勻一點啊?

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[阿七]誰偷襲我?

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有任務了,出發吧,六七!

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等我塗完防曬乳再說吧

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[尖叫聲]

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我要塗防曬乳啊!

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褲子要掉啦!

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小姐,你需要塗塗正面嗎?

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[開場音樂]

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[陳伯]你進來之前能不能先敲門?

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{\an8}你看,這裡有三艘潛艇正在靠近

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{\an8}(陳伯-小雞島海防部守衛
戰鬥力:45)

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{\an8}我需要你潛入最大那艘潛艇
殺了裡面那個船長

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- [電腦嗶聲]
-當機了!

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先重開一下

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你們海防部的設備
會不會有點太落後了?

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[陳伯]海防部十年沒發工資了

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現在只剩我一個人

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說得那麼慘,難道這老頭不想給錢?

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(伍仁月餅)

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拿去吧

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幹嘛?我不喜歡吃五仁月餅

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這個是刺客的費用,88塊

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這些零錢真夠零的
沒問題!這個任務就交給我吧

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-把潛水裝備拿出來
-沒有

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-潛水鏡呢?
-也沒有

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泳衣總該有了吧?

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這條泳褲我穿了幾十年了

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先借給你穿一次

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還是留給你自己穿吧

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我要出發了

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[陳伯]嘿,你的泳褲啊!

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已經不需要了

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因為我已經想到了一個更好的計畫!

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我將會假裝成一條溺水的魚
潛入敵人的內部!

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真是天衣無縫的計畫!

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你一定要成功
這個島的命運就交給你了

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你走運了,你今天請的
可是全宇宙最厲害的刺客!

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好厲害啊!

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可不可以幫忙把我扔到海裡啊?

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你跳進海裡再變身嘛

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他看著我,馬上演一場好戲

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我不會游泳,救命!

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[阿俊]哇,有一條魚溺水了!

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等我先把牠抓進來

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(阿俊,海盜小弟)

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老大,我抓了一條溺水的魚
不如我們今晚吃清蒸魚吧!

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(阿傑,海盜小弟)

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不可以!

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因為烤魚才是最好吃的!

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這條生猛的魚,當然要用清蒸
才能完美地展現魚的鮮味呀

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那現在就不是生猛的魚啦!哈哈哈

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[咳]

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[阿七]還是裝死好了...

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你...你太卑鄙了!

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那就...大家都別想吃了!

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- [阿七呻吟]
-啊?

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這魚還活著?還是拿去清蒸吧!

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-吃紅燒魚!
-那就大家都別想吃了!

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-吃紅燒魚!
-那就大家都別想吃了!

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-紅燒魚...
-別想吃了...

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[傑克船長]吵死了

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(傑克船長,風騷海盜團首領)

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你們不用再爭了...

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終於見到船長了

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...還是用來做生魚片吧

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[阿七驚叫]

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[喘氣]

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-船長,要不要幫你按住?
-閉嘴!

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我這麼帥的出場,全被你搞砸了!

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-你這條小肥魚
-機會!

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-船長!
-船長!

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[詭異地笑]

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順利過關,完成任務!

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[暗笑]

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我越看你越覺得美味,小肥魚!

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原來是個送死的小刺客

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我是一個專業的刺客
見到我,你就見不到明天的太陽了

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這句話我聽過無數次了

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這次就是你的最後一次了

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你能不能下來再說?

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-我手臂很累的
-不好意思

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[咕噥]

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那個小子不行的話
我就要自己上陣了

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[裂開聲]

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來吧,小刺客

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{\an8}六七四十二路刀法

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他偷了我的刀?

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去死吧!

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- [裂開聲]
- [尖叫聲]

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不要見我長得帥
就以為我不是實力派

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好厲害
一個海盜仔怎麼會這麼厲害?

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這次真的是收得太便宜啦!

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就這種身手也敢來刺殺我?
看來你並不知道我就是...

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不要打斷我帥氣的自我介紹

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我就是大名鼎鼎的

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水中貴族,傑克船長!

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[按鍵聲]

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喂...大保

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對手太強了,六七請求支援

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我是隻雞來著,不會游泳

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你自己搞定吧

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[傑克船長]這菜鳥看起來
怎麼這麼眼熟?

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- [女人]不要亂摸了啦!
- [大保]不是摸,是抹

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這樣抹才均勻啊,小姐

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[傑克船長]是他?

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這就是你想要的東西

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-五千萬
-成交!

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我馬上轉錢到你帳戶

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[傑克船長驚呼]

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我馬上就要收到錢了,居然被你攪和

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居然被無視?

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我真是好傷自尊心!

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我明明擊中他了!為什麼?

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[傑克船長]但是眼前這個人
比他弱太多了

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試探一下!

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不可能是他,雖然長得很像

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但是實力差距太大

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[阿七呻吟]

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你為什麼要入侵這個小島?

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大叔他明明很注重自己的形象

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但還是會穿著一條內褲出來見人

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因為他已經把海軍服的褲子賣掉了

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換錢來請我這個刺客

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他一定很愛這個島

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才會為了守護這個島,付出那麼多

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包括他那條褲子

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[陳伯]這個島的命運就交給你了

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還有...

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還有很多性感的比基尼美女

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連防曬乳都還沒塗,混帳!

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他想打破潛艇窗戶,同歸於盡!

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[阿七]哎呀!好痛...

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[呻吟與喘氣]

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真是好有趣!

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不如,我跟你玩個遊戲吧

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如果你能讓我的腳移動一下
我就放過這個小島

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一言為定

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[哼哼]

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爆裂雞霸蛋!

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[吼叫聲]

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普通雞蛋

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[傑克船長哀號]

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[阿七]你輸了!

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[傑克船長]願賭服輸,我們走

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其實我根本沒打算入侵那個破島

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我只是碰巧路過而已

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那我要怎麼離開這裡?

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放我出去啊!

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-那小子成功了!
- [男人]你好,有快遞!

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這次業務的錢,要去哪裡呢?

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[阿七驚呼聲]

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[片尾曲]

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♪搭飛機坐火車去哪裡都好
我都覺得精彩♪

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♪清蒸雞白切雞不同的做法♪

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♪我都各有所愛♪

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♪他喜歡聽小清新♪

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♪她喜歡金屬搖滾♪

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♪這首歌其實並不好聽♪

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♪但我始終要唱下去♪

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♪這個世界是多麼神奇♪

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♪我竟然遇見了你♪

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♪無論你樣子是多麼怪異♪

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♪每一天還是想看見你♪

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♪444666712♪

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♪55524323♪

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♪444432♪

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♪65♪

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♪這個世界是多麼神奇♪

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♪我竟然遇見了你♪

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♪無論你樣子是多麼怪異♪

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♪每一天還是想看見你♪

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♪小時候處處都充滿驚喜♪

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♪現在都去了哪裡♪

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♪如果你可以再天真一次♪

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♪你是否還會做你自己♪