MISSION 8 BODYGUARD DACHUN
It's so cute!
- It even has feathers. So soft! - There are little wings, too!
Let's throw it in the air!
It's flying so high!
It really can fly. Here, here!
Come here! Come to me! Come over here, little flying chicken!
- What's wrong? - I feel like someone's gawking at me.
There's no one up there. You're overthinking.
The view's nice here.
Seven, don't just look at beautiful girls.
There's a yacht pulling up to shore. See if it's the target.
If you see my husband show up with a slut,
you just...
I promise to solve the problem for good!
One more thing.
Can you find a better place to receive clients?
Looks like it's really him. We're going to make a fortune!
Why is there a pentagon-face?
Out of the way, Beef Wrap!
This coconut is really heavy. It must have a lot of juice.
Have you seen my coconut?
Hand over the coconut!
I have no time to play with you.
What are you looking at? Call the police!
He stole our coconut!
SEVEN
BODYGUARD HE DACHUN
I knew turning into a crab wouldn't work.
Are you a killer?
A yellow ducky to play with in the bath?
Hello. Are you happy?
What? You want to play with me?
It's so fun!
So resilient!
It won't break any way I play with it.
Such flexibility. Do you think I can bite through it?
Bite?
What the...
No. How can I play when I'm on a mission?
Great fortune will come after a near-death experience.
Running away is the best choice.
Here I come.
CUT XX
Let's see how you can escape this time.
Peeing by the sea...
then don't blame me.
Where are my scissors?
Hi. I'm here to swim.
Do you sell swimming trunks?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! I'll come up myself! Don't pull...
Mind your own business, Crew Cut.
My name is He DaChun. I'm a part-time bodyguard.
Number 1,736 on the bodyguard ranking list.
Graduated from the Bodyguard Technical Training School. Majored in Hard Qigong.
Police deputy at the Changgang Street Security Brigade. Number 9527.
Never lose momentum!
My name is Seven.
I am number 12,324 on the killer ranking list,
a senior hair stylist at the Dai Bo J Hair Salon.
Wash, cut, and blow-dry combo, 15. 10 for just a cut.
Buy two, get one free!
Amazing.
As a killer, you told people your real identity.
That's right. Killers are different from bodyguards.
Whatever. I'll kill you first, you pentagon-faced guard!
Killer Seven-Segment Cuts!
Take you by surprise.
Do you have a towel?
Now that you're done, it's my turn.
Why do you have a gun?
Isn't it pretty normal for a bodyguard to have a gun?
Wait, don't point the gun at me. I...
You can't hit me. You can't hit me. Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge.
I dare you to fight like a man!
A man!
A Hollywood-style combat!
In Hollywood movies,
it's always "one punches the other, and the other punches back."
I punch you and you punch me back.
Whoever collapses first loses.
Okay, fine.
Saved my life.
Wait for us, little flying chicken!
Don't run! Slow down!
Tiger style!
Crane style.
Sneak attack!
Indestructible virgin!
Did I just hit metal?
I'm going to kill you, you pentagon-faced buzz cut!
Come here!
So resilient!
I only lost to that fat blue chicken in Hollywood-style combat.
So tough.
It's the first time I meet someone as tough as I am.
But he's clearly a weak guy.
I must fight him till the end!
Let's go, bodyguard.
I'll lose my chance if I don't make a move.
Wow, beautiful girls! Wow! Naked beauties!
Hey. A thief.
I'll knock him out now.
Solid as Gold Seven-Day Lock!
You dirty killer! You're trying to sneak up on him!
It's quite reasonable for a killer to make a sneak attack.
The Solid as Gold Lock is as sturdy as true love!
You can't break it!
I'll show you how weak love is!
Let's see how long you can hold on for.
The Indestructible Virgin?
Hey! What a coincidence! You're here for a walk, too?
Turn, turn, turn!
You won't be so lucky next time.
Hey, don't go yet!
I was going to ask you to help me take care of Buzz Cut here.
Okay. I surrender.
Why don't you let me go?
I'd like that, too.
But this move is called the "Solid as Gold Seven-Day Lock".
It won't open until seven days later.
It's only been four days.
What a stupid move.
Who... came up with that?
Fine, let's talk.
Why did you choose to be a killer? It's such an indecent profession.
Because I heard killers make a lot of money.
But you look so poor.
What about you? Why did you choose to be a bodyguard?
Because I can protect people.
I work as a security guard for the same reason.
Everyone needs protection sometimes.
Sounds like a noble profession.
What's your monthly salary?
Wait.
I think something is flying over here.
It seems like a missile.
Why aren't we leaving?
Besides being a bodyguard, I'm also a security guard on this island!
INDESTRUCTIBLE
It's my job to protect everyone!