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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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[美女甲]好可爱!

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-还有羽毛 好软!
-还有小翅膀哦!

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我们把它抛到天上去吧!

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它飞得好高!

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[美女甲]真的会飞耶 这边!

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[美女乙]来这边 来我这边
快过来 小飞鸡!

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-怎么了?
-我老觉得有人色眯眯地看着我

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上面哪有什么人啊?你想多了吧?

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[大笑]

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[阿七]这里的风景不错

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阿七 别光顾着看美女

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有一艘游艇靠岸
快看一下是不是目标人物

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[吃了一惊]

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[疑惑地咕哝]

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如果你见到我老公和一个贱人出现

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你就帮我...

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保证斩草除根!

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还有

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你们接待客人
能不能找个好点儿的地方?

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看来真是他 这次还不发财?

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怎么会有个五边形的男人?

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让开点 嫩牛五方!

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这个椰子好重 应该很多水哦

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[吃惊得连声咕哝]

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有没有见过我的椰子?

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♪ 把椰子交出来!♪

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我没时间跟你们玩

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看什么看?报警啦!

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我们的椰子被人偷走啦!

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{\an8}[播放片头主题音乐]

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[大叫]

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[贱笑]

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我早就猜到了 变成螃蟹是行不通的

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[吃了一惊]

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你是不是刺客?

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原来是洗澡时玩的小黄鸭

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你好 你开不开心?

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什么?你想跟我一起玩?

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好好玩!

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韧性真好!

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怎么弄都弄不烂

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弹性这么好 你说咬不咬得烂?

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[阿七]咬?

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搞什么...

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不行 我怎么可以
在执行任务的时候玩呢?

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[尖叫]

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大难不死必有后福

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三十六计走为上计

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[淫笑]

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我来了

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这次你还不死?

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[吃了一惊]

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[尖叫]

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居然在海边小便?

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那就不要怪我了

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剪刀呢?

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你好 我是来游泳的

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请问有没有泳裤卖啊?

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疼!我自己上来 不要拉...

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你不要多管闲事 小平头

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我叫何大春 是个兼职保镖

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保镖排行榜1736位

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毕业于保镖职业技术学院硬气功专业

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现任昌岗街道保安大队副警
编号9527

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气势上绝对不能输!

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我叫伍六七

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刺客排行榜12324位

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现任大保J发廊高级发型师

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洗剪吹15 净剪十块

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三人同行 一人免单!

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好厉害

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你做刺客
居然把自己的真实身份告诉给别人

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对喔 刺客跟保镖是不一样的

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不管了 先杀了你这个五角保安!

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夺命七段剪!

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杀你个措手不及

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有没有毛巾?

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你出完招了 那就到我了

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你怎么会有枪呢?

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保镖有枪是很正常的吧?

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等一下 不要拿枪指着我 我...

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打不到我 我躲

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敢不敢来场男子汉的决斗?

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男子汉?

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好莱坞式决斗!

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[阿七]在好莱坞的电影里面

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两个男人的决斗永远都是
你打我一拳 我揍你一下

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我揍你一下 你又回打我一拳

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谁先倒下就算谁输

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哦 好啊

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救我一条小命

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[女孩一]小鸡鸡 等等我们!

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别跑!慢点!

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[娇笑]

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虎形!

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鹤形

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偷袭!

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我刚刚是不是打到铁啦?

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我要杀了你这个五边形的小平头!

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[大笑]

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[女孩]来这边!

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好顽强!

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[奸笑]

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好莱坞式的决斗
我只输给过那只蓝色的飞鸡

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好顽强啊

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第一次见有人跟我一样顽强

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而且他明明就很弱鸡啊

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我一定要跟他战斗到最后一刻

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走吧 保镖

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再不下手就没机会了

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哇 美女!哇!美女没穿衣服!

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咦 有人偷东西

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先一掌拍晕他再说

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情比金坚七天锁!

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你这个卑鄙的刺客!居然还想偷袭?

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刺客偷袭是合情合理的

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情比金坚锁是像真爱一样坚固的!

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你解不开的!

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让你看看爱情有多脆弱!

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我看你能坚持多久

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[播放歌曲]

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金刚不坏之身?

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嗨 这么巧 你也来这边散步吗?

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我转!

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下次你没那么好运

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喂 先别走!

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我还想你帮我弄掉后面这个小平头

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喂 我认输了

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不如你放开我吧?

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我也想放手

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但这招全名叫“情比金坚七天锁”

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至少要等七天后才能解锁

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现在才过了四天

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这么无聊的招式

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谁想出来的?

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好吧 我们来聊聊天吧

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为什么你要做刺客这种不正当职业?

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因为听说做刺客很赚钱

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但看你样子好像很穷

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那你为什么要做保镖?

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因为可以保护别人

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我做保安也是因为这个

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每个人都有需要被保护的时候

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听起来好像很高尚的职业

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多少钱一个月?

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等等

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好像有东西正在飞过来

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好像是个导弹

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那为什么还不走呢?

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除了保镖 我还是这个岛的一名保安

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保护大家是我的职责

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[慌乱尖叫]

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