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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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女生一:好可愛啊!

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-還有羽毛呢!
-還有小翅膀呢!

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把牠拋到天上去吧!

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牠飛得好高啊!

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女生一:這邊...真的會飛耶

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女生二:這邊,來我這邊!
快過來,小飛雞!

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-怎麼了?
-我老覺得有人色瞇瞇地看著我

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上面哪有什麼人,妳想多了吧

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[笑]

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阿七:這裡的風景不錯

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阿七,不要光顧著看美女

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有一艘遊艇靠岸
快看一下是不是目標人物

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[訝異聲]

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[喃喃聲]

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如果你見到我老公和一個賤人出現

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你就幫我...

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保證斬草除根!

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還有啊

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你們接待客人
能不能找個好一點的地方?

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看來真是他,這次還不發財!

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怎麼會有個五角臉的男人?

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讓開點啊,嫩牛五方

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這顆椰子好重,應該很多水哦

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[訝異聲]

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有沒有見到我的椰子啊?

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♪ 把椰子給我交出來!♪

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沒時間跟你們玩

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看什麼看?報警啊!

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我們的椰子被偷走了!

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(七)

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{\an8}[片頭音樂]

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(保鏢何大春)

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[尖叫]

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[screaming]

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我早就猜到了,變成螃蟹是行不通的

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[訝異聲]

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你是不是刺客?

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原來是洗澡時玩的小黃鴨

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你好,你開不開心?

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什麼?你想跟我一起玩?

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好好玩啊!

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韌性真好!

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怎麼弄都弄不爛

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彈性這麼好,你說咬不咬得爛啊?

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阿七:咬?

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搞什...

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不行,我怎麼可以
在執行任務的時候玩呢?

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[尖叫]

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大難不死,必有後福

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三十六計,走為上策

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[laughing]

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我來了

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(剪XX)

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這次你還不死

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[訝異聲]

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[尖叫]

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既然在海邊小便...

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那就不要怪我啦

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剪刀呢?

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你好,我是來游泳的

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請問有沒有賣泳褲?

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痛...我自己上來,不要拉...

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你不要多管閒事,小平頭

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我叫何大春,是個兼職保鏢

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保鏢排行榜1736位

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畢業於保鏢職業技術學院
主修硬氣功

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現任昌崗街道保安大隊輔警
編號9527

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阿七:氣勢上絕對不能輸!

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我叫伍六七

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刺客排行榜12324位

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現任大保J髮廊高級髮型師

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洗剪吹15,純剪10塊

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三人同行,一人免費!

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好厲害

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你做刺客
居然把自己的真實身分告訴別人

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對喔,刺客跟保鏢是不一樣的

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不管了,先殺了你這個五角保安!

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奪命七段剪!

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殺你個措手不及

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有沒有毛巾?

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你出完招了,那就換我了

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你怎麼會有槍?

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保鏢有槍,是很正常吧?

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等一下...不要拿槍指著我

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打不到我...我躲...

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敢不敢來場男子漢的決鬥!

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男子漢!

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好萊塢式決鬥!

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阿七:在好萊塢的電影裡面

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兩個男人的決鬥永遠都是
“你打我一拳,我揍你一下”

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我揍你一下,你又回打我一拳

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誰先倒下就算誰輸

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好啊

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撿回一條小命

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女生一:小雞雞,等等我們!

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別跑啊!慢一點!

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[笑]

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虎形!

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鶴形!

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偷襲!

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(金剛不壞童子身)

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我剛是打到鐵嗎?

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我要殺了你,你這個五邊臉小平頭!

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[笑]

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女生:過來!

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好頑強!

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[詭異地笑]

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好萊塢式的決鬥
我只輸給過那隻藍色的肥雞

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好頑強啊

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第一次竟然有人跟我一樣頑強

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而且,他明明就是個弱雞

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我一定要跟他戰鬥到最後一刻!

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走吧,保鏢

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再不下手就沒機會了

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哇,美女啊!哇,美女沒穿衣服啊!

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有人偷東西喔

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先一掌拍暈他再說

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情比金堅七天鎖!

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你這個卑鄙的刺客!居然還想偷襲!

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刺客偷襲是合情合理的

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情比金堅鎖像真愛一樣堅固!

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你解不開的!

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讓你看看愛情有多脆弱!

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我看你能堅持多久

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[音樂播放]

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金剛不壞之身?

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嗨,這麼巧啊!妳也來這邊散步嗎?

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我轉...

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下次你沒那麼好運

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阿七:喂,先別走啊!

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我還想妳幫我弄掉後面這個小平頭

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喂,我認輸了

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不如你放開我吧?

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我也想放手

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但這招全名叫“情比金堅七天鎖”

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至少要等七天後才能解鎖

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現在才過了四天

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這麼無聊的招式

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誰想出來的啊?

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好吧,我們來聊聊天吧

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為什麼你要做刺客這種不正當職業?

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因為聽說做刺客很賺錢

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但看你樣子好像很窮

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那你為什麼做保鏢?

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因為可以保護別人

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我做保安也是因為這個

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每個人都有需要被保護的時候

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聽起來好像很高尚的職業

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多少錢一個月?

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等等

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好像有東西正在飛過來

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好像是個導彈

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那為什麼還不走?

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除了保鏢
我還是這個島的義民保安!

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(金剛不壞)

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保護大家是我的職責!

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[尖叫聲]

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[片尾音樂]