1 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:30,708 MISSION 9 CRISIS ON THE ISLAND 2 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,000 INDESTRUCTIBLE 3 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,708 I told you to bring Seven back. 4 00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:56,125 Why did you save the security guard? 5 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:03,083 Bastard! You wasted all your energy saving him! 6 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,375 Seven, hurry and run. 7 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:10,750 Don't mess with those Stanians. 8 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,000 Did you block the missile? 9 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,083 Don't be fooled by their nerdy appearance. 10 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,666 Why are you attacking the island? 11 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:54,125 Were you the one who blocked the missile? 12 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:57,375 {\an8}FACIAL RECOGNITION 13 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:59,041 {\an8}SIMILARITY: 100% CHIEF KILLER OF XUANWU 14 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:40,083 PRINCE OF STAN SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: COMBAT MACHINE 15 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,500 Business first. 16 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,041 It's under this giant rock. 17 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:24,708 Don't move that rock, or the island will sink! 18 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:28,500 Let me put on my pants first. 19 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:30,833 Forget it. 20 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:40,750 Attention, everyone on the island. I'm the Prince of Stan. 21 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,958 There's a rare energy rock underneath the island. 22 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:47,500 I'm here to take it for our country's technological development. 23 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,125 This island didn't exist before. 24 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:54,333 The power of the energy rock attracted materials and formed this island. 25 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,458 After I take the energy rock, 26 00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:58,458 the island will fall apart and sink. 27 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,291 Leave now if you don't want to die. 28 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,458 Don't even think about it. 29 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,250 You have no idea how powerful the Stanians are. 30 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:16,000 It's time to tell you the truth. 31 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,958 This world consists of three great forces. 32 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:20,875 Xuanwu with powerful kung fu, 33 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:22,958 Stan with advanced technology, 34 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:26,000 and us, the mediocre commoners. 35 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:30,166 Although the Stanians look weak, they are very intelligent. 36 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:33,500 They can invent all kinds of high-end weapons, 37 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,458 and believe technology is the strongest weapon. 38 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:38,875 They are the archenemy of Xuanwu, a country who believes in martial arts. 39 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,000 They have been at war for decades, 40 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:45,458 just to prove which kung fu and technology is the most powerful. 41 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,875 For us commoners, we can only stand aside and watch. 42 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:51,083 Our strength is far too weak compared to those two countries. 43 00:05:51,666 --> 00:05:55,333 You can't even kill Grannie. You're just going to die if you go back. 44 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,958 This is all I have. 45 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:07,875 Can I hire you to kill these invaders? 46 00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:11,291 There's 3,243 RMB in my bank account. 47 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:15,583 The password is 1-2-3-4-5-6. 48 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:21,041 I'm in charge of half of the island. 49 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:22,458 MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS SKILL: CATERINE CLAW 50 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:25,083 What you're doing is against the rules. 51 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,125 It's time to trim your claws, Kitty. 52 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,833 - Meow. - Mad Bark. 53 00:06:58,041 --> 00:07:00,000 If anyone hurts my Meow, I'll show him some real music! 54 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:00,916 ROCK AND ROLL MAD BARK 55 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,208 It's just noise. 56 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:24,625 OPPOSITE SOUND WAVES GENERATED 57 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:39,541 Inferior creatures need to be tamed. Little pets, call me your owner. 58 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,375 Go to hell, invader! 59 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,583 {\an8}UNCLE CHEN CHICKEN ISLAND COAST GUARD 60 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:01,791 {\an8}BATTLE POWER: 45 61 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:07,833 Bye, little pets. 62 00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:11,541 - Meow... - Mad Bark... 63 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,375 Hello, Four Eyes. 64 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,166 Have you seen Seven? 65 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:20,541 The one with three locks of hair on his head. 66 00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:23,750 Come here. Let me share a secret with you. 67 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:25,083 GIRL WITH SPECIAL POWERS COLA SAFE 68 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,750 You know, on this island... 69 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,916 whoever I kiss is my guy. 70 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:48,041 Don't destroy this island. For me? 71 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:07,750 Women are such a trouble. 72 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:13,875 What you just said is sexist and misogynistic. 73 00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:20,708 I am banishing you from the island in the name of the Association of Purity. 74 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,833 CHAIRMAN JIANG 75 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:36,375 How does this inferior human have such a strong qi? 76 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,166 Damn it! 77 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,333 I'm really mad. 78 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:16,708 Me, too. 79 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:19,125 As expected, 80 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:22,750 it's still hard to take his power cannon up front. 81 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:29,583 It's a tracking missile. 82 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:34,416 Let's perish together, Four Eyes! 83 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,958 Highest-level Protection Shield. 84 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:38,541 {\an8}Protection shield? 85 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:43,791 {\an8}I have failed to protect the women on this island. 86 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,208 {\an8}SEVEN 87 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,375 Chairman Jiang, 88 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,541 don't play with such dangerous things at your age. 89 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:21,916 SEVEN - HAIR STYLIST KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369 90 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,458 Let me handle this Four Eyes. 91 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,291 I'll only charge you 88 RMB. 92 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:29,000 All right, you take a nap here. 93 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,833 Leave the rest to me.