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MISSION 9
CRISIS ON THE ISLAND
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INDESTRUCTIBLE
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I told you to bring Seven back.
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Why did you save the security guard?
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Bastard! You wasted all your energy
saving him!
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Seven, hurry and run.
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Don't mess with those Stanians.
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Did you block the missile?
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Don't be fooled by their nerdy appearance.
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Why are you attacking the island?
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Were you the one who blocked the missile?
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{\an8}FACIAL RECOGNITION
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{\an8}SIMILARITY: 100%
CHIEF KILLER OF XUANWU
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PRINCE OF STAN
SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: COMBAT MACHINE
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Business first.
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It's under this giant rock.
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Don't move that rock,
or the island will sink!
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Let me put on my pants first.
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Forget it.
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Attention, everyone on the island.
I'm the Prince of Stan.
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There's a rare energy rock
underneath the island.
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I'm here to take it for our country's
technological development.
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This island didn't exist before.
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The power of the energy rock attracted
materials and formed this island.
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After I take the energy rock,
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the island will fall apart and sink.
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Leave now if you don't want to die.
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Don't even think about it.
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You have no idea
how powerful the Stanians are.
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It's time to tell you the truth.
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This world consists of three great forces.
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Xuanwu with powerful kung fu,
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Stan with advanced technology,
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and us, the mediocre commoners.
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Although the Stanians look weak,
they are very intelligent.
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They can invent all kinds of
high-end weapons,
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and believe technology
is the strongest weapon.
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They are the archenemy of Xuanwu,
a country who believes in martial arts.
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They have been at war for decades,
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just to prove which kung fu and technology
is the most powerful.
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For us commoners, we can only
stand aside and watch.
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Our strength is far too weak
compared to those two countries.
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You can't even kill Grannie.
You're just going to die if you go back.
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This is all I have.
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Can I hire you to kill these invaders?
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There's 3,243 RMB in my bank account.
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The password is 1-2-3-4-5-6.
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I'm in charge of half of the island.
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MEOW KITTY - CHIEF OF CATS
SKILL: CATERINE CLAW
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What you're doing is against the rules.
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It's time to trim your claws, Kitty.
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- Meow.
- Mad Bark.
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If anyone hurts my Meow,
I'll show him some real music!
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ROCK AND ROLL
MAD BARK
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It's just noise.
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OPPOSITE SOUND WAVES GENERATED
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Inferior creatures need to be tamed.
Little pets, call me your owner.
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Go to hell, invader!
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{\an8}UNCLE CHEN
CHICKEN ISLAND COAST GUARD
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{\an8}BATTLE POWER: 45
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Bye, little pets.
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- Meow...
- Mad Bark...
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Hello, Four Eyes.
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Have you seen Seven?
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The one with three locks of hair
on his head.
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Come here. Let me share a secret with you.
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GIRL WITH SPECIAL POWERS
COLA SAFE
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You know, on this island...
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whoever I kiss is my guy.
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Don't destroy this island. For me?
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Women are such a trouble.
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What you just said
is sexist and misogynistic.
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I am banishing you from the island
in the name of the Association of Purity.
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CHAIRMAN JIANG
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How does this inferior human
have such a strong qi?
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Damn it!
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I'm really mad.
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Me, too.
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As expected,
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it's still hard to take his power cannon
up front.
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It's a tracking missile.
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Let's perish together, Four Eyes!
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Highest-level Protection Shield.
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{\an8}Protection shield?
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{\an8}I have failed to protect
the women on this island.
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{\an8}SEVEN
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Chairman Jiang,
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don't play with such dangerous things
at your age.
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SEVEN - HAIR STYLIST
KILLER RANK: NO. 17,369
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Let me handle this Four Eyes.
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I'll only charge you 88 RMB.
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All right, you take a nap here.
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Leave the rest to me.