1
00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:09,958
NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

2
00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,708
我叫你带阿七回来

3
00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:56,125
你救这个保安做什么?

4
00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:03,083
混蛋!救这个保安还把体力花光了!

5
00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,375
阿七 赶紧逃跑吧

6
00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:10,750
斯坦国的人是惹不起的

7
00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,000
是你挡的炮弹吗?

8
00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,083
千万不要被他们书呆子的外表给骗倒

9
00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,666
你为什么要攻击这个岛?

10
00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:54,125
刚才挡炮弹的人是你吗?

11
00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,500
先去做正事

12
00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,041
原来在这块巨石底下

13
00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:24,708
那块石头不能动的
动了这个岛会沉的!

14
00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:28,500
让我把裤子穿上先

15
00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:30,833
算了 不穿了

16
00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:40,750
这个岛上的人请注意
我是斯坦国的王子

17
00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,958
在这个岛下面有一块稀有的能量石

18
00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:47,500
我现在就要取走它
用于斯坦国的科技开发

19
00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,125
这个岛本来就是不存在的

20
00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:54,333
是因为这块能量石的引力
让各种物质聚集成这个岛

21
00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,458
我取走能量石之后

22
00:04:56,541 --> 00:04:58,458
这个岛就会散架沉没

23
00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,291
不想死的人就赶紧离开

24
00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,458
你想都不要想

25
00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,250
你还不知道斯坦国的人有多厉害

26
00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:16,000
是时候跟你普及一下知识啦

27
00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,958
这个世界主要分为三大势力

28
00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:20,875
武功高强的玄武国

29
00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:22,958
科技发达的斯坦国

30
00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:26,000
剩下的就是我们这些平庸的普通人

31
00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:30,166
斯坦国的人身体瘦弱
但拥有很高的智商

32
00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:33,500
能够发明各种高端的武器

33
00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,458
推崇科技 是世界上最强的武器

34
00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:38,875
与崇尚武学的玄武国是敌对国

35
00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:41,000
多年来两国战争不断

36
00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:45,458
只为证明武功和科技究竟谁更强

37
00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,875
我们这些普通人看看热闹就好了

38
00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:51,083
跟他们两国的实力差太远了

39
00:05:51,666 --> 00:05:55,333
你连阿婆都杀不掉 回去就等于送死

40
00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,958
这是我全部身家

41
00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:07,875
可不可以
请你去刺杀侵略这个岛的人?

42
00:06:08,458 --> 00:06:11,291
银行卡里面有3243元

43
00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:15,583
密码是123456

44
00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:21,041
这个岛怎么说也有一半是我的地盘

45
00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:25,083
你这样做有点不合规矩吧?

46
00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,125
是时候剪指甲了 小猫咪

47
00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,833
-小咪咪
-疯哥

48
00:06:58,041 --> 00:07:00,916
谁敢欺负咪咪
我就让他见识一下真正的音乐

49
00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,208
噪音

50
00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:39,541
低等生物就是需要调教
小宠物们 叫我主人吧

51
00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,375
去死吧 侵略者!

52
00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:07,833
再见了 小宠物

53
00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:11,541
-小咪咪...
-疯哥...

54
00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,375
哈喽 四眼哥哥

55
00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,166
你有没有见到伍六七啊?

56
00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:20,541
就是头上有三根毛的那个人

57
00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:23,750
过来 我跟你讲个秘密

58
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,750
其实啊 在这个岛上...

59
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,916
那亲了可就是我的人了

60
00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:48,041
给个面子喔 不许破坏这个岛

61
00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:07,750
女人真是好麻烦

62
00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:13,875
你刚刚那句话是贬低女性的言论

63
00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:20,708
我以纯净协会的名义宣告
我要驱逐你出岛

64
00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:36,375
这个低等人类
为什么会有这么强的气?

65
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,166
糟了!

66
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,333
我真的很生气

67
00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:16,708
我也是

68
00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:19,125
果然

69
00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:22,750
硬接他的能量炮还是很勉强

70
00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:29,583
是追踪弹

71
00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:34,416
同归于尽吧 四眼仔!

72
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,958
最高级别防护罩

73
00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:38,541
{\an8}防护罩?

74
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:43,791
{\an8}我还是守护不了这个岛上的女性

75
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,375
江主任

76
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,541
年纪大了就不要玩这么刺激的东西了

77
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,458
等我来帮你搞定这个四眼仔吧

78
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,291
也只是收你88块

79
00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:29,000
好了 你先睡一会儿吧

80
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,833
剩下的就交给我吧