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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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[播放片头主题音乐]

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我叫你带阿七回来

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你救这个保安做什么?

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混蛋!救这个保安还把体力花光了!

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阿七 赶紧逃跑吧

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斯坦国的人是惹不起的

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是你挡的炮弹吗?

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千万不要被他们书呆子的外表给骗倒

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你为什么要攻击这个岛?

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刚才挡炮弹的人是你吗?

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[倒抽一口气]

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先去做正事

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原来在这块巨石底下

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[快速的哔哔声]

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那块石头不能动的
动了这个岛会沉的!

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让我把裤子穿上先

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[使劲]

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算了 不穿了

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这个岛上的人请注意
我是斯坦国的王子

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在这个岛下面有一块稀有的能量石

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我现在就要取走它
用于斯坦国的科技开发

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这个岛本来就是不存在的

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是因为这块能量石的引力
让各种物质聚集成这个岛

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我取走能量石之后

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这个岛就会散架沉没

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不想死的人就赶紧离开

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你想都不要想

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你还不知道斯坦国的人有多厉害

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是时候跟你普及一下知识啦

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这个世界主要分为三大势力

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武功高强的玄武国

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科技发达的斯坦国

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剩下的就是我们这些平庸的普通人

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斯坦国的人身体瘦弱
但拥有很高的智商

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能够发明各种高端的武器

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推崇科技 是世界上最强的武器

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与崇尚武学的玄武国是敌对国

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多年来两国战争不断

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只为证明武功和科技究竟谁更强

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我们这些普通人看看热闹就好了

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跟他们两国的实力差太远了

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你连阿婆都杀不掉 回去就等于送死

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这是我全部身家

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可不可以
请你去刺杀侵略这个岛的人?

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银行卡里面有3243元

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密码是123456

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这个岛怎么说也有一半是我的地盘

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你这样做有点不合规矩吧?

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[凶狠猫叫]

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是时候剪指甲了 小猫咪

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[惊叹]

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[播放爱情歌曲]

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-小咪咪
-疯哥

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谁敢欺负咪咪
我就让他见识一下真正的音乐

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[播放摇滚音乐]

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[斯坦国王子]噪音

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[播放爱情歌曲]

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[两个哀嚎]

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低等生物就是需要调教
小宠物们 叫我主人吧

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[继续哀嚎]

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[大喊]去死吧 侵略者!

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[哀嚎]

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再见了 小宠物

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-小咪咪...
-疯哥...

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哈喽 四眼哥哥

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你有没有见到伍六七啊?

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就是头上有三根毛的那个人

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过来 我跟你讲个秘密

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其实啊 在这个岛上...

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[斯坦国王子抽一口气]

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[喘气]

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[咯咯笑]

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那亲了可就是我的人了

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给个面子喔 不许破坏这个岛

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[惊呼]

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女人真是好麻烦

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[江主任]你刚刚那句话
是贬低女性的言论

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我以纯净协会的名义宣告
我要驱逐你出岛

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这个低等人类
为什么会有这么强的气?

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[咕哝]

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[一声长啸]

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糟了!

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我真的很生气

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[远处爆炸声]

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哼

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我也是

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[陈阿婆]果然

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硬接他的能量炮还是很勉强

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是追踪弹

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同归于尽吧 四眼仔!

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最高级别防护罩

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{\an8}[陈阿婆]防护罩?

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{\an8}我还是守护不了这个岛上的女性

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[阿七]江主任

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年纪大了就不要玩这么刺激的东西了

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等我来帮你搞定这个四眼仔吧

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也只是收你88块

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好了 你先睡一会儿吧

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剩下的就交给我吧

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[播放激昂歌曲]

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[继续播放激昂歌曲]